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Comic. TV and radio sometimes. Reps: Ireland talent @biggerstage .com Britain Christian @bluebookam .com Tour tickets at

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Neil Delamere
1 year
Lads they left me alone with the @C4Countdown board. Couldn't resist @Offaly_GAA
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3 years
DUP should get Sam Allardyce in as caretaker. Steady the ship till the end of the season. See who is available in transfer window and take it from there
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6 years
Don’t worry America if Kim Jong Un fires a missile at you Jacob Stockdale will probably intercept it #IREvSCO
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6 years
Billy Dooley, Joe Dooley, Johnny Dooley
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Name a more iconic trio... I'll wait
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1 year
Jotting down some "Enoch Enoch" jokes. They're like Knock Knock jokes but you were ordered not to be at the door in the first place.
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3 years
Just heard the phrase "recency bias" for the first time. I think it is the greatest phrase in the history of the world
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3 years
Just had to turn up the telly. Can't hear the football over the sound of Arlene Foster absolutely pissing herself laughing #poots
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4 years
Lovely to see all the bonfires lit all over the North to celebrate Ireland's greatest manager #RIPJackCharlton
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6 months
Ireland v the rules
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Having the craic with a Sinn Fein TD
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2 years
Some craic around Theresa May's gaff at the moment. There won't be a wheat field left alone in Berkshire tonight
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Neil Delamere
10 months
I absolutely adore watching McAleer work. A master
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Neil Delamere
4 years
The time @GerryKellyShow got distracted was my favourite part of the whole last series
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Neil Delamere
6 years
Heading off into the sunset ...
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1 year
This made me very happy, not gonna lie. Bucket list stuff to be on @MastermindQuiz Thanks to the lovely @CliveMyrieBBC and all @HatTrickProd for having me
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2 years
Well I had the time of my life today on Dictionary Corner on the one and only Countdown! Thanks so much to @susie_dent and @RachelRileyRR for being so brilliant and so sound and to the man, the myth, the legend @ColinMurray you were defo suckin' diesel
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3 years
OFFALY !!!!!!!
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5 years
Ehhh.. we just got mentioned in the House of Commons @BBCnireland #brexit
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5 years
Watching the legend @ShaneLowryGolf Hon Offaly!!
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2 years
I've seen enough Gangs of London to know I'm not going in here
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1 year
Me on the way to do podcast this week with @DaveTodayFM
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1 year
The specialist subject round. What a lovely show to do
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2 years
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1 year
Told ya. Congrats to a great team. So happy for them
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1 year
Lads they left me alone with the @C4Countdown board. Couldn't resist @Offaly_GAA
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4 years
Well @andrewismaxwell just walked the plank 30 floors up like he was born on a girder. GET IN SON! Go #teamandrew #imaceleb2019
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2 years
Jamie, go to an Irish bar, you will bump into one of your cousins within 20 minutes #TheTourist
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Neil Delamere
4 years
UK media focus has moved to Covid 19 and no longer on flooding. Concentrating more on the W.H.O. and less on the Wye.
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4 years
CNN reporting Biden to be sworn in at Knock Airport. More to follow #bidenharis2020
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7 years
You're a total ride Donegal
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8 months
Couldn't wait to do Live at the Apollo. It didn't let me down. Such craic
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4 years
Just saw the Good Friday agreement buy a round of shots for itself #bidenharis2020
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Neil Delamere
2 years
Holy shit. That was THE CRAIC thanks @SSEBelfastArena
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2 years
Great fun on @C4Countdown with @ColinMurray @RachelRileyRR @susie_dent but more importantly my mug arrived 😀 😀😀
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Neil Delamere
3 years
Right, Padre Pio do your thing #ENGITA #Euro2020Final
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Neil Delamere
8 years
Wow, the lotto jackpot is 10 million euro which is the equivalent of 8.6 million pounds, 11.2 million dollars or 4 boxing judges #Rio2016
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5 years
Happy Christmas one and all. Thanks for watching the shows, and heading to the gigs. Have a great 2019.
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3 years
Happy New Year one and all
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Happy New Year one and all.
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2 years
Announcement: I will now be marrying couples on my forthcoming tour
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👰‍♀️ Weddings and religious services are NOT affected by the 50% capacity cap @VirginMediaNews
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5 years
Lovely day wandering around Derry today
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2 years
Went to Champions League final, police tear gassed fans. Was at Skellig Michael yesterday and there was a rockfall. If you'd like me to turn up at your ex's wedding to ensure something bad happens get in touch
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Neil Delamere
4 years
They're going to have to lead him out of the White House with a trail of cheeseburgers aren't they? #PresidentialElection2020 #Election2020
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6 years
First time I’ve uttered these words in a Scottish pub “can’t believe you’re not showing the hockey lads”.
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Neil Delamere
3 years
Hard not to absolutely love Katie Taylor #KatieTaylor 🇮🇪🇮🇪 Fair play to Gutierrez for going the distance under that barrage
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4 years
Day 3 post Christmas trying to lessen chocolate intake and am now wearing After Eight on my arm like a nicotine patch
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3 years
I'd say these accents are the things that drove Fungie away
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Emily Blunt, Jamie Dornan, Jon Hamm, and Christopher Walken star in the first trailer for their new romantic comedy #WildMountainThyme .
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3 years
Ticketmaster calculating Prince Andrew's likelihood of taking the throne
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10 Downing Street itself has resigned. It has decided to spend some time away from politics and will become a Travelodge from Thursday #borisjohnson
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Neil Delamere
4 years
Organising next Irish tour. Anyone have a partition I can borrow?
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2 years
Well this should be a bit of craic. What I like about Dancing with the Stars is they insist you wear your own clothes for the photos 😀
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Comedian, Neil Delamere has been entertaining audiences for years, but this is no joke… he’s our next star dancer! Welcome to the madness, @neildelamere ! ⭐️ #DWTSIrl #DWTS #LateLate
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Neil Delamere
4 years
In keeping with tradition I didn't have a job when Liverpool last won the title either #YNWA #champions
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1 year
Very enjoyable night at the Overlap and then God appeared. Instant standing ovation for our finest 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
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Neil Delamere
6 years
Brexit solution: have a border but we let the guards from Aras an Uachtarain patrol it
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Neil Delamere
8 years
Delighted to get my first choice CAO offer this morning, boxing judge in Moscow Institute of Technology #Rio2016 #CAO2016
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9 months
A lovely couple and a very gentle heckler. ( I didn't believe he was a pilates instructor but he was)
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Went to a football match in France with internationally renowned hardman @Tim_Mc_Garry
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Neil Delamere
8 years
Seeing your da put his thumb on the windscreen while driving on loose chippings, thereby rendering it entirely shatterproof #GrowingUpIrish
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Neil Delamere
5 years
Told her to hang on for the craic
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Lad was filming so I "confiscated" his phone. Turns out he has the BEST job
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Neil Delamere
3 years
I forgot about the mad toilets in last night's venue
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Neil Delamere
7 years
Has anyone asked the O'Donovans to row us out of the way? #ophelia
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Neil Delamere
7 years
Don't think the Pope will pull the same numbers as in 1979. Probably just do an acoustic set in the smaller venues this time
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8 years
Knowing someone who "took a turn" down the town. Covers everything from mild dizziness to massive coronary. #GrowingUpIrish
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2 years
Dance update 😃 Had a great time on @DWTSIRL Thanks for your lovely comments
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5 years
Well that was brilliant #Lfc
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Lovely couple in the front row. Silliness ensued
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2 years
Not John's fault of course 😀
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Mr @Tim_Mc_Garry is such a diva he won’t ever be in the same room as the panellists. All his parts get edited in afterwards. #bbcni
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2 years
God @jimeoin really makes me laugh
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10 months
Had a lovely time on Dictionary Corner again with the nicest team in showbiz @ColinMurray @susie_dent @RachelRileyRR I love Belfast taxi drivers btw
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4 years
Well I just got a photo with the legendary @rickastley ! Ignore his conjoined twin @ColinMurray in the background
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More of this sort of malarkey on tour
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1 year
The mighty @susie_dent is on this week's @WWYTMT episode explaining amongst other things why we say "zig zag" and not "zag zig". Also features a fact purloined from @RevRichardColes 😊
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Well the @SSEBelfastArena is a brilliant venue and they know we are suckers for stuff like your own Giants jesey! Thanks all
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5 years
Footing turf
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Some crowd here for Paddy’s day gig #paddyshahaha
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Happy to report, after frank talks @boshea5 & I’ve agreed there’ll be no divergence of customs &single market rules between Laois & Offaly
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House of Games
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For a man who has been married twice Boris Johnson is piss poor at bringing forth real, genuine proposals.
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. @JakeOKane @Tim_Mc_Garry @colinmurphy68 time for an emergency Blame Game surely
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@gavreilly I want to hear a CNN vo going "THE SURPLUS WILL NOW BE DISTRIBUTED..."
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Oh my God I've got it. H is HMS Vigil. #LineofDuty
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Mayo has started building its embassy in Washington #Biden
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Think I basically just won the Grand National with Nina Carbery.
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Covid clarifications
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Finland: "we are the happiest country in the world, the most stable country in the world and the safest country in the world." Ireland : "We have lovely crisps." #IREFIN
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Well @Tim_Mc_Garry always wanted his own show
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3 years
They tell you the most important thing when you do a poster campaign is footfall 🤣🤣🤣
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6 years
Shakira meets a Bord Na Mona firelog #cyp #Eurovision2018
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5 years
Happy New Year one and all. It’ll all work out on the end. Probably.
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7 years
Very sad news about Sean Hughes. RIP
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8 years
Oh my dear Lord 😀😀😀👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😀😀😀😀😀😀 #coybig
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Thanks so much to this total legend @KyleeVincent8 for being a brilliant teacher as well as am amazing dancer @DWTSIRL She always says #giveitbeans and we did
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4 years
I don't care what you wear under your jersey I will be wearing a formal shirt. #ikeptupstandards
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2 years
Finding it hard to organise the piss up here
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Someone in the EU : Eh, lads I normally use a PC and this is a Mac so I think I've accidentally invoked #Article16
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1 year
Disappointed not to get the 8th. We go again. #LIVMUN
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