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She's gonna love this

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I see your mattress-only apartment and I raise you my no-mattress apartment

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I quit my job at Citadel to get wrecked in web3

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I quit my job at Citadel to build a project in web3! My proposal for the future of Terra DeFi:

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Spirit setting the bar. This time they hit another plane during take-off

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What I thought would make me happy: • Nice car • House • Fancy watch • Expensive clothes What actually would make me happy: • Private jets • $10m penthouse • Yacht parties • Michelin 3-star meals Find what *actually* makes you happy—then prioritize it.

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my manager just fired me on international womens day, god that was so girlboss of her

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I'm doing fucking fine 😡

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I just found out my mom gets a notification for every single tweet I like....god forgive me for my sins

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I quit my job at Citadel to build a project in web3! My proposal for the future of Terra DeFi:

The Future of Terra DeFi - Neel Somani

www.neelsomani.com

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4 years

[first econ lesson for online Harvard Business School] professor: you shouldn't have signed up for online Harvard Business School

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2 years

I'm doing a survey on beautiful single women. If you're a beautiful single woman, DM me

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1 year

I was devastated when $UST collapsed a month after I started my project on Terra Happy to announce things are going better on @Solana

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@neelsalami incredible

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3 years

Going from junior to senior engineer is the difference between asking "Did I break this?" vs. knowing confidently "I broke this"

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2 years

With the amount of caffeine some people drink they'd be better off just doing cocaine

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2 years

I've been seeing this girl for three months and apparently she thought my name was Oren this whole time

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2 years

She doesn't know that I'm serious. Should I link the github issue

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2 years

It's my birthday today!! What's the most toxic advice you could give to a 24 year old? I've decided I'm not going to improve this year

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2 months

Hey guys, it's me, the retard who quit my cushy job at Citadel to start a crypto company. It's been a wild 2 years and it's about time I give an update:

Eclipse 🌑

@EclipseFND

2 months

We're excited to announce that Eclipse Labs, the development team contributing to Eclipse Mainnet, has raised a $50M Series A co-led by @placeholdervc and @hack_vc , bringing our total capital raised to $65M. Eclipse brings Solana performance to Ethereum with the first SVM L2.

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2 years

you'd enjoy a job in finance (derogatory)

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2 years

I still don't have any valentine's day plans :(

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1 year

She really loves it

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2 years

Is it a bad idea for me to respond like this?

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4 years

she blocked me on everything but yelp….why the mixed signals?

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4 years

Paul Gr*ham wasn't very happy about my last tweet

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4 years

Ugh these Twitter lists are so annoying right guys? Who even are these people?

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@neelsalami

2 years

They don't want you to know about the bus. It is somewhat like a cheaper version of Uber

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@neelsalami

3 years

"Let's get lunch sometime" is the aloha of the english language. It can mean either hello or goodbye

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4 years

I typically don't pay for the first date. Instead I prefer to just give the girl cash directly, and then she can spend it however she wants

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@neelsalami

2 years

I'm either gonna get fired or promoted

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@neelsalami

1 month

always be deeply skeptical of projects raising mega-rounds ($30m+) from VCs lots of hype pre-launch, very few examples of successful ecosystems getting built afterwards

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@jayendra_jog

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always be deeply skeptical of projects raising mega-rounds ($50m+) from VCs lots of hype pre-launch, very few examples of successful ecosystems getting built afterwards

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4 years

One conversation about my dating life with my grandparents and next thing you know they're meeting with Sima Taparia from Indian Matchmaking

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@neelsalami

4 years

Ugh these Twitter lists are so annoying right guys? Who even are these people?

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2 years

I just finished my performance review with Mihir. Sad to say I'm being let go

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2 years

You are the average of the 5 people you spend the most time with. That’s why every quarter, I evaluate myself and my friends on 3 key criteria: - Income - Fitness - Influence Anyone who scores below me is cut off. Complacency is the first step towards mediocrity.

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Hi Twitter, I've been thinking about how existing dating apps leave people empty and unfulfilled. I'm building an app with @KyleKashuv where you swipe but you only have one match at a time, so you're only talking to each other. Sign up for the waitlist!

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4 years

Some personal news: I've decided to leave my job at @airbnb ! I'll be moving to Chicago later this month. If you're in Chicago or know anyone there, please reach out!

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2 years

@sdand The inverse neelsalami index

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19 days

Crazy what the @EclipseFND marketing team can accomplish on a $300 budget

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2 months

They yassified me

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@BanklessHQ

2 months

PREMIERE: What’s Data Availability (DA), why does it matter, & what's its business model? We’re joined by @jon_charb , researcher-investor at @dba_crypto , and @neelsalami , CEO of @EclipseFND , who help us explore this important aspect of block space in-depth 🧠 Dive in 👇

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Sydney Sweeney reveals in an interview to Vogue that she prefers modular blockchains. “I really prefer proof-based architectures.. especially with thicc sequencers- I love how you can get the best of both worlds. It's just so scalable."

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"Of course you think second price auctions are incentive compatible, you're a first year mechanism designer, just got laid off at Citadel and participated in an NFT auction, Yuga Labs most likely. You'll talk about Myerson's lemma and DSIC auctions until you read Tim Roughgarden,

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4 years

"Hi ______, happy to help! Feel free to call me at ______."

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10 months

BREAKING: Additional leaked texts reveal abusive Jonah Hill's unreasonable requests for his ex to avoid L1s

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1 year

Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about FTX because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of anxiety and worry about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own "Sam Bankman-Fried" for almost 20 years.

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2 years

I'm definitely a relationship guy. I'm so much more attracted to a woman when I find out she's in a relationship

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2 years

Whenever I see someone reading a book, I lose a little bit of respect for them. It implies they don't already know everything

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2 years

@splinteralive Narrator: it was a disaster

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7 months

The Eclipse team has been hard at work for the past year, and we've had to learn a lot of lessons firsthand along the way. These are my reflections on why there likely won't be millions of rollups, and what guided us to the Eclipse Mainnet SVM L2:

A Year Around The Sun With Eclipse - Neel Somani

www.neelsomani.com

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4 months

Eclipse featured in The L1/L2 Landscape in Coinbase's 2024 Crypto Market Outlook

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4 years

friends don't let friends become linkedin influencers

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Want to address a false rumor that I've sold "8 figures secondary." As part of our last round, the choice to sell some secondary (< 8 figures) was made to limit insider ownership of the network in line with crypto's ideals, and the decision was made with the consent of required…

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8 months

We're throwing @EclipseFND 's hat in the ring to support the final evolution of @MakerDAO :

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@neelsalami

2 years

The New York Times has ruined my feet pics business by posting pictures of my feet!

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2 years

How a Trash-Talking Crypto Bro Caused a $40 Billion Crash. The South Korean entrepreneur hyped the Luna/TerraUSD cryptocurrencies. Their failures have devastated some traders, though not the investment firms that cashed out @yaffebellany @eringriffith

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3 years

@kipperrii Merge it and comment "lmfao"

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9 months

Rollups-as-a-Service are going to zero. Haha, unless...? Short thread 🧵

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4 years

saw a man buying a pack of cigarettes...like bro?? you're in california just step outside

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3 years

I too was gifted as a child. My parents tried gifting me several times to strangers

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4 months

1/ Six predictions for 2024:

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2 months

How can you work on anything except crypto right now

sarah guo // conviction

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how can you work on anything except AI right now

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2 months

Eclipse will push the hardware requirements of the SVM to laughable extremes, to levels that would make a Solana L1 validator gawk. This is only possible by virtue of our small sequencer set

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@neelsalami

8 months

As a brown man, receiving this email just got me put on a list

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@neelsalami

2 years

Ponzi schemes are awesome because you're all in it together. Its about the friends you make along the way

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2 years

Those who support me in my flop era will be generously rewarded in my thriving era

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She blobbed on my Dank until I sharded

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Who wants to run the Eclipse Baddies chat and give out Eclipse swag:

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@neelsalami

3 years

Upgraded mattress setup

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3 years

I see your mattress-only apartment and I raise you my no-mattress apartment

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2 years

This is incredible

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7 months

. @RomeProtocol is turning Solana into a shared sequencer for Ethereum rollups

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Shared sequencers solve the biggest problems for Ethereum's rollup-centric future. But shared sequencer networks are early: untested, lacking existing stake, and often low throughput. Introducing @RomeProtocol : the shared sequencer leveraging Solana.

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@neelsalami

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Monolithic blockchains can't scale, so where are all the app chains? Here's my proposal for an interchain security fee market that makes it easy to spin up a new chain:

An Alternate Interchain Security Proposal - Neel Somani

www.neelsomani.com

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5 months

Solestia solves this

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@neelsalami

1 month

This pitch sounds familiar

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Sei v2 will combine the best parts of Solana and Ethereum

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1 year

@growing_daniel Wow this tweet resonated with the people

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4 years

Day 30 of the smoke in SF: I haven't gone for a run in 10 years

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3 years

@shaklakhani Every day i pretend like this is good for my back and I'm just not sure how much longer i can do this

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4 months

4/ Solana tech will make its way to Ethereum: shared sequencers, SVM L2s, and possibly a Celestia (DA) competitor that leverages Solana's Turbine. A narrative forms around the phenomenon.

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2 months

Solestia

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@colludingnode @rajgokal @aave @Neon_EVM @solana The accounts for Neon EVM are separated like accounts in SVM's memory model, so txns with no conflicting account accesses run in parallel. There isn't any global commitment for the Neon EVM state. Neon's Eclipse deployment technically makes Eclipse the first parallelized EVM L2

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@neelsalami

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listening: - takes effort 🥵 - time consuming 🤢 - boring 😩 saying "so true bestie": - easy 🤯 - works in every situation 😎 - relatable 🌚

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@neelsalami

2 years

My grandma doesn't have TSA pre check so I was forced to abandon her

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@neelsalami

24 days

Eclipse Labs is offering a $15K referral bonus for our Growth Engineer role! We are looking for a frontend eng who has working knowledge of Rust - even better if prior Solana dev experience. You can reach me directly at neel[at] with your resume/GitHub.

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@neelsalami

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1/ The crowd is right on this one: parallel VMs can offer lower fees, since they enable new types of fee markets. This means that parallelism is a highly differentiating feature for Eclipse, Solana, and Monad. Reasoning below:

Rachel 💙🧡

@CryptoIsCute

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@MihailoBjelic @rauljordaneth Here's an example, but it's just the tip of the iceberg. For years Solana advocates have held a consistent narrative that the reason their fees are lower is that the VM is parallel. It's why people excited about Eclipse, Monad, etc talk about how it's a parallel VM. People think…

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4 years

i gave GPT-3 some of my tweets as a prompt and jesus christ

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@neelsalami

3 years

So honored that @BerkeleyHaas invited me to speak to the graduating class! Go Bears!!

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@neelsalami

2 years

Guy who takes public transportation for the sense of community

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You wouldn't know my girlfriend she goes to a different L2

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4 years

I just remembered that women get paid less than men 😡

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@neelsalami

4 years

I scraped publicly filed stock trades by U.S. senators. If you followed Sen. Angus King's strategy, you would have outperformed the market by about 150% since 2014!

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2 years

@tszzl Holy shit a four letter domain for this

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Solana is more Ethereum aligned than most L2s

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2 years

If you don't understand how to use the NYC transport system you're stupid. You just open the Uber app and type in where you wanna go

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2 years

Do I have any followers who are familiar with cryptocurrency?

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3 years

Did you guys know that people can see how you voted on instagram polls. Thinking about that time a girl asked if her nephews looked cute, i was just being honest

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@neelsalami

2 years

The first customizable, modular rollups, using the @Solana Sealevel VM. I've put my heart and soul into this project for the last several months. We are excited to announce Eclipse!

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@EclipseFND

2 years

We are excited to announce we've raised $15M for Eclipse: customizable modular rollups using the @Solana virtual machine, using any chain under the hood.

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My mom is helping me find an accountant