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@benigma2017 Oh look, man made horrors beyond comprehension.

Throwflame unveils robot dog Thermonator -- with flamethrower attached

A company have unveiled a robot dog companion -- with flamethrower attached.

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@JoshuaPHilll If you don't have the hundred mil, I gotchu right here. 👇

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@GenieShinobi The thing we have to be ready to fight, once teleworking becomes more the norm, is surveillance in the home. "Productivity monitors" or some such nonsense. Keyloggers, motion detectors.

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@JesseDoctor Honestly, they should do this when the shake machine is "being cleaned" so I don't sit in the fuckin' drive-through for nothing.

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@thehill People are dying by the stadium full but asking for any kind of meaningful relief they're treated like spoiled children? There are more words I want to say, but they're not polite.

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@sexyRFK The boobs on the woman who loves you back are the best ones.

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@_fohsarah Non-Fungible Tolkien

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3 years

BREAKING: Kamala Harris relates personal story of time she was bitten by a radioactive spider, developed exceptional abilities.

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@idonotbleed Look, I don't care if you're sick. I have 3 stepmoms stuck in dryers so I need you to pull it together and get down here!

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@ass_dentata ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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3 years

@xamdl4 My gf literally went out in our yard and picked lettuce leaves that were sitting ON THE GROUND, and carrot/onions/radishes covered in mud, and then she was like "I'm gonna wash these and make a salad." 🤮🤮🤮

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@nytimes Nice job on the graphic. Very easy to understand. If two people are attracted to each other by a tree = no mask. If there's a tree around, but people are not attracted to each other = mask. If there are no trees around, but folks wanna smash = mask. Find a tree and you can bang.

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@bIiccy Click "Show less". We want to see much less of this.

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@Leftist412 I'm glad that tea infuser is off the streets. Kids are getting into puehr younger than ever.

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@TomAhernCPD @ILStatePolice It's a piece of paper. Class 4 felony? Are there any adults in your state?

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@JoshMosh138 @fuckyouiquit Sounds like something I'd want to forward to a 3rd party to post on the company's Google reviews page.

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@caeser_pounce @BWestbrookAZ8 @peterdaou Imagine thinking that trying to take out a mass shooter armed with only a skateboard ISN'T heroic.

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@MeganBitchell *Taps the sign*

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3 years

@nytimes I couldn't help but notice that there was no mention of the Mỹ Lai massacre when I visited the Vietnam Memorial wall in DC. Could you explain what you mean by "sanitized version"?

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@Ibrahimpols I'd be salty too if my name was in the Guccifer leaks next to a million dollar donation to the Clintons and then she took the summer off from campaigning, passed out in public, skipped the rust belt and lost to the guy she hand picked to run against.

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@ClubPhotos_ Reminds me of this one, which should be in the national archives.

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@AndrewYang decency

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@bern_identity When they said Bernie had an electability problem, they meant too much electability.

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3 years

MVP of the Night Stalker miniseries right here.

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3 years

Pelosi: 10.2016 "We need a strong Republican party" 1.2019 "America needs a strong Republican party" 9.2020 "America needs a strong Republican party" 2.2021 "America needs a strong Republican party" This may not in fact be what we need.

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@schizarella

John Fetterman accused of throwing wife under the bus with border remarks

Fetterman is distancing himself from progressives on key issues like immigration and Israel's war with Hamas.

www.newsweek.com

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@Xzamilloh I think that's a feature, not a bug. It's designed to suppress popular movements and keep principled people out while preserving power.

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@xhastex @caeser_pounce @BWestbrookAZ8 @peterdaou He had already shot someone when Huber tried to stop him. Huber was acting in defense of the protestors.

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@Jalopnik Protesters can now heat the interiors of cop cars to over 750 degrees.

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@Investopedia My problem with the 40 hour workweek is that it's 60 hours.

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@_MattBoswell You cannot have this job because you need a job too bad stage of capitalism.

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@honk4bosnia This one for sure.

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@alex_zee I'd say the call is coming from inside the house on this one.

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You're all going to feel terrible when you find out that he really did have a stroke mid tweet...ok, some of you...a few of you... #covfefe

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@papafazuul To be fair, she only looks like this when you bring her up to the surface. She looks completely different on the ocean floor.

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@90proofjen @shadowandact I have a friend who's an attorney. He said these shows lead you to believe there are DNA and prints on everything. There's not. Most crimes are still solved by confessions, coerced or otherwise.

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@BernieSanders I'm gonna need someone to show me how this is different from the way the oligarchs who run the United States operate. Because this is looking like that thing where people point out what they hate about themselves in others.

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@SacRedMeals This is meant to inflict trauma. Abhorrent.

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@GroyperVGC @fallreality @Sperg_Gr0yper @realFrosst @DrPaulGosar Strictly speaking, this isn't natural either, but I sure watch a lot of it.

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@atikkat Low tech workaround.

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@DrWomanhattan Did they give you a "lose weight" too? Works for literally any symptoms.

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@jomc Disneyland Autopia, ca 1955.

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@PplsCityCouncil @LAPDHQ Punching a guy handcuffed to a stretcher. Here's your shirt, king.

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@chrisbeffa Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn JE was in Manhattan @ Metropolitan Correctional Center Not the same place, but certain to meet the same end.

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@thehill Total Ukraine casualties are what, maybe 12 hours of US Covid? Not that Ukraine isn't important, but there's no comparison in magnitude. She acts like it's job done.

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@softbabycarrot "Ope I'm gonna just scooch right by ya there"

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@DruLoudon @Imposter_Edits Truly a vile attack. Worse than 9/11.

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@NeilTheAssTyson @_Anunnery Erend, is that you?

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@meslackman Why yikes? This is good. This is the way it always should have been. If you work at a computer, there's reason to burn carbon just so your boss can watch over you IRL. Hopefully, this will pave the way for many other firms to do the same.

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@AFP No worries, it's just Lestat.

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@KarlaCotePhoto Always pit the working class against the poor. Keeps the heat off.

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@_hellochrissy lil visiting my mom because she had a seizure is probably the worst rapper name

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@Maggie_Klaus Maybe I would buy this if I didn't see screenshots of people's debt where they've already paid back twice what they borrowed, and the outstanding amount is three times the initial loan. That's usury. I can't understand why it's not illegal.

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@SenSchumer "Someone should fix this fence!" I scream, while holding a cedar board, a hammer, a pocketful of nails, and wearing overalls with Fence Repair Company embroidered on the pocket.

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@Nicoxw1 Kind of a dogshit take, maybe log off.

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@cafucatfood Every American:

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@MaxKennerly @CBSNews Let the bodies hit the floor band, whoever that was.

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@The8BitIdiot "baby groupie" doing so much work shifting blame.

Lori Mattix - Wikipedia

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@weirdwithwords "Literal vampire potbelly goblins are hobbling around comin' after us." That's just lyrical perfection.

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@BethLynch2020 Bill looks like he's living in the hell he deserves. This pleases me.

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@callsuponmuses @MargBarAmerica Crossfit is just "lift, but like an absolute jackass"

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@woccery @PopBase I read this as Orlando Bloom and I was like "LEGOLAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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@dailystar Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

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@CallForCongress All wars eventually end at the negotiating table, so what if we just skip the part where millions of people die through violence, sanctions and starvation, and just put our big boy pants on and go straight to the table?

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@nytimes They attack, we donate. Rinse, repeat.

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@lordofshropshie The ramps that you use to work underneath your car would disable that thing for about $15.

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@himichan77 @l5IaUwmjyn1IUpc @grey_ronin86 @thornwhaletail My root chakra was lost to the great ghost pepper incident of 2017, along with my stomach lining and half of my soul.

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Holy shit everybody! They opened up all seating sections of the Tacoma dome for Bernie! #Tacoma #Bernie2020

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@AndrewYang Sorry, but there's no morally permissible path to becoming a billionaire.

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@berningman16 And the story was first reported by the same guy who just broke the coverup of the Nordstream pipeline bombing.

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@lordofshropshie And a couple gallons of used motor oil would make things interesting for the guys crowded together behind the wall. Low tech solutions.

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@CartoonsHateHer I don't have a problem with what he's doing, but the amount of beige in his video is off the charts.

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@chloe_somethin @MacMcCannTX @influencersitw You're supposed to put the ass cheek on the casket to accentuate the curve. Bathroom counter style.

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@techinsider low tech countermeasure

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@DrBibiNeumann1 I'm sorry, how did this get past dispatch? Why are they rolling police out for "I don't like bf" calls? God dammit Karen.

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@WomenforTrump "Americans come second" are you 6? I realize the whole premise of your post is a misrepresentation of the actual facts of this sign, but give me a fucking break. My kids argue about goes first, and which episode of Daniel Tiger to watch. First doesn't matter, justice for all does

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@devtesla Green screen looking like the deck of the Love Boat circa 1977.

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@NetflixGeeked

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@DrJasonJohnson @T_FisherKing @MSDNCNews @ish_not @fantastic_dmg @MSNBC Suddenly? I've been following this parody account for months. I understand that it's embarrassing that you didn't realize it was a parody. And I understand that it's hard to tell parody from reality when the actual media is somewhere between 1984 and The Twilight Zone, but dude.

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@dead_influencer Jesus Christ she just came right out and said it.

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@haaretzcom Need some gatekeeping on the word comedian here.

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@isosteph Oh, so this is the guy who ruined the stock photo industry and put thousands of photographers out of business in a race to the bottom. He gets the wall.

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@bioware @CaseyDHudson Just release the source and let the six remaining Anthem fans mod it. Move your talent back to RPG experiences.

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@LACaldwellDC @AlexNBCNews @haleytalbotnbc So stupid that this is a party line issue.

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@stoinksmcquoink Porcupines are the OG fuck around and find out.

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@theneedledrop Putting up those elementary school cookie dough fundraiser numbers.

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@CNBCMakeIt Middle class is a bullshit concept to separate the working class above the poverty line from the working poor. Working-class solidarity is needed to elevate all of us.

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@OptometristDan His name is Nick, right?

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@kyliebytes Pretty fucked up that someone programmed their kid to do this.

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@BBCWorld "fictional" WAKANDA FOREVER!

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@AnaKasparian [hacking intensifies]

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@TheAmitie I hate when I accidentally drop slurs.

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@biasbe When your CIA handler gives you 12 grams of mushrooms and makes you watch 13 Hours : The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi.

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@srslyberserk

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@thehill @NYCMayor Disarm. Defund. Demilitarize.

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@anoncatanoncat Why though? They are one bathtub slip away from having the coppiest cop that ever copped as president. They win either way. They just have to aim their weapons slightly lower, that was the Biden compromise.

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@__spiraling__ It's sucks when the target of your bullying informs you that you may be subjected to a "find out" phase.

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