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2 years

Rich Strike Victory Lane selfie with the trophy. #KentuckyDerby

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@NASAPersevere Incredible

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"Hey...a bunch of us are going to Hooters across the street to watch the end...see you there..." #NASCAR #Daytona500

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Some things need "Titanic" music. #NASCARPlayoffs

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BEST WEDNESDAY EVER

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All thought with Ryan Newman right now

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My God we needed this

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Ryan Newman Continues Great Improvement

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2 years

Why buy Twitter when that amount of money will get you two decent grandstand seats for the Miami F1 race

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BREAKING: Billionaire Tesla CEO Elon Musk reaches deal to acquire Twitter for approximately $44 billion.

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3 months

Imagine coming in second by a margin that doesn't mathematically exist

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6 years

BAKER MAYFIELD: (Throws one preseason touchdown for the Browns) CLEVELAND:

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4 years

Speculation Twitter is the worst Twitter. Send prayers and positive thoughts and wait for official updates.

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SIMONE BILES. #Daytona500 #NASCAR

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4 years

There’s millions more who’d be standing behind that car of they could. #IStandWithBubba

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Together

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When you're sad that you lost the race on the final lap but then you see an Amish guy and a watermelon farmer get into a fight and suddenly that frown turns upside down and you realize there's so much beauty in the world. #NASCAR

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5 years

#WatkinsGlen #NASCAR

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2 years

#NASCAR

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4 years

Since anxiety seems to be the topic of discussion, just throwing this out there - I go to counseling once a month and have to take 2 medications daily just to stay even keel. Don’t be ashamed, and always, always talk about it. Many of is aren’t OK, and that’s OK. #MentalHealth

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. @MiamiPD If you see this man swinging from a street lamp in 30 minutes or so, he’s harmless and one of our favorite people. Please return him to Daytona.

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5 years

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. #NASCARPlayoffs

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“OH S—T NO HE DIDN’T.” - The entire country in unison. #NASCAT #NGROTS

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4 years

#NASCAR

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4 years

I'm insanely bored at this point in the offseason so here's NASCAR play-by-play over footage of the two cruise ships that just collided in Cozumel. (Original video by @BruinMatthew ) #NASCAR #SoundUp

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2 years

HAVE YOU EVER

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11 months

Fixed it for you

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Here they are ! The 62 cars that will make the legend. #LeMansCentenary @FIAWEC

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1 year

RT if you think the Chevy Cruze should be next year's #Indy500 pace car

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3 years

"Car was unclean and smelled like burnt tires. Too bouncy. Very loud. Driver polite but very sweaty. UBER RATING ⭐️⭐️"

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ALIEN: Take me to your leader ALIEN, AN HOUR LATER:

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BUBBA: Hey Hamlin DENNY: Don't BUBBA: Hey Hamlin DENNY: Stop BUBBA: Hey Hamlin DENNY: Stop it BUBBA: I LIKE YOUR... DENNY: I SIGN YOUR CHECKS, STOP IT #NASCAR #Daytona500

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#XfinitySeries #NASCAR

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3 years

#NASCAR

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2 years

ME: So any plans for the offseason CHASE:

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3 years

I'm bored so here's that video @_Zeets posted of that slow-motion wreck but with @NASCAR play-by-play added.

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2 years

EXCLUSIVE: First image of Tyler Reddick and his team owner in 2024. #NASCAR

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4 years

Chase Ellliott still having radio issues and apparently their attempted workaround isn't working as planned either. #NASCAR #Kansas

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4 years

That thing you were hoping you'd eventually see? Here it is.

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Ryan Newman has been treated and released from Halifax Medical Center

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2 years

Bowyer trying to pronounce "Villeneuve" correctly.

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Can't believe Kyle Larson is winless this year. #NASCAR

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I almost dropped my phone on @chaseelliott 's car to get this photo so y'all better like the hell out of it. #NASCAR #BuschLightClash

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OMG I just saw this meme for the first time has anyone else seen this

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TIRED: "Slide job!" WIRED: "Giant-ass spoilers." #NASCAR #DaleForPresident

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3 years

#BlaneyMadeThisHappen #NASCAR

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2 years

Have fun, closed-caption typist:

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At a weird point in my life where I like seeing sportsmanship like this but I also enjoy a guy throwing sheet metal at another guy.

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. @BubbaWallace grabs @KyleLarsonRacin to express his apologies post-race. #NASCAR

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If you were an @iRacing employee, participant, broadcaster, and anyone else I’m forgetting, we needed the hell out of that so big-ass thanks to all of you. #ProInvitationalSeries #NASCAR

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3 years

Live look at Clint pronouncing "DiBenedetto" correctly:

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2 years

#NASCAR

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3 years

"You got snacks?" "Yeah. Got some Uncrustables." "OK good."

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2 years

Tom Brady, who has never won the Daytona 500, is retiring.

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6 years

Come on - we're only six races into the season and that's a little early for the photo of the damn year to already be out there. ( @GettyImages )

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3 years

#NASCAR #BofAROVAL

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1 year

You ever see a picture of an adoptable pet online and then four days later you're bringing him home? This is Rooster. Little dude's owner died unexpectedly and this dog lived alone in the trailer before his owner was discovered. Today he'll be watching his first NASCAR race.

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6 years

In preparation for the Roval, @DaleJr has hired a parking attendant for the car graveyard Saturday and Sunday. #NASCAR

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2 years

PRODUCER: Booth, you ready? MIKE JOY: Um

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4 years

#NASCAR #Texas

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Big Joe Nemechek fan. She's amazing.

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That loud thud you just heard was @SamanthaBusch dropping the mic

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My favorites

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The Florida Man Caution Flag Game 1. Go to Google and type "Florida Man" and then the month and day of your birthday 2. The first news story that comes up is why there was a caution I'll begin. "CAUTION for man threatening to destroy everyone with an army of turtles."

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2 years

When you see the exit with the Cracker Barrel.

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. @dennyhamlin already won today. #NASCAR

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The TV control room when Clint Bowyer makes it through a broadcast without saying the f-word. #NASCAR #MarsLanding

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In my next life I hope to be cut from the same unbreakable slab of stone as Ryan Newman. As for now, I'll deal with being cut from the one where you cry when getting a flu shot and have a clown phobia. #NASCAR

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There was one driver who performed flawlessly, ran good laps and kept the car clean all day. Props, @AmyEarnhardt . #NASCAR

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5 years

Per the rulebook, Oklahoma has six minutes to repair this

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DENNY: Hey Michael, wanna see the engine of our race car? MICHAEL JORDAN: No thanks. BUBBA: You sure? MICHAEL JORDAN: Yeah. I just still can’t stand being around pistons. #NASCAR

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. @mattkenseth is the dad that walks into the music store with his kid and picks up a guitar and says “I used to play a while ago, let’s see here...” and then plays “Eruption” by Van Halen note for note. #NASCAR

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. @Apple So there's room for jack but ur not gonna put it on there. Second time this has happened. #AppleEvent

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3 years

The best compromise is to keep the car number where it is at but write it out in Comic Sans

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4 years

ALL OF THIS. #NASCAR #Talladega

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If you don't believe in the effectiveness of subliminal messages then tell me why I'm headed to Waffle House right now. #XfinitySeries #NASCAR

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@PFTCommenter My man got booted from a Heat/Knicks game once. Absolute legend.

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6 months

Track hitting you soon

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Hitting the track soon ♥️♣️ #F1 #LasVegasGP

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You will never see someone witness and calmly discuss their own car being stolen on live TV with more grace and professionalism than Dale Jr. #NASCAR #Talladega

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4 years

When you hear dad’s offering $50,000 to defeat @kylebusch in a truck race. #NGROTS #NASCAR

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2 years

If you're unable to watch his speech, here are some @DaleJr highlights:

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3 years

Spending a few more moments with the greatest, peskiest companion we'll probably ever have. Maude here lived to the ripe old age of 17 (in human years), and we couldn't possibly have picked a better hound. Hug your pets, folks.

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Just finished shoveling, everybody.

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Ben Rhodes' liver this morning.

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THIS IS AMAZING. #Eclipse @ims

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3 years

MARTINSVILLE WEEK. #NASCAR

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MACHINE: Time for a cool, refreshing Coca-Cola ME: Thanks but I'm not thirsty MACHINE: I wasn't asking

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The entire state of Vermont can fit inside @TALLADEGA . It's that big. Not many people know that. #NASCAR

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1 year

. @AustinCindric in the booth forever and ever until the end of time please. #ARCA

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"DOWN HERE AT DALE N' JEFF'S DISCOUNT USED CAR EMPORIUM WE GOT CHEVYS, WE GOT TOYOTAS, WE GOT FORDS! FINANCING AVAILABLE!"

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U gotta respect how @GanassiChip has developed his own signature victory celebration known as "Beating The Sh*t Out Of Everyone." #NASCAR

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GWEN STEFANI: So did the cars that didn't make the Clash make it back to North Carolina already CLINT: No. Ain't no hauler back, girl (CC: PulitzerPrizeForCreativeWriting) #BuschLightClash #NASCAR

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That's a wrap on 2023. As always, I want to thank the maybe 11,742 of you that aren't bots for putting up with me for another season. It can't be easy, and it is appreciated. #NASCAR

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When you finally pronounce "Shane Van Gisbergen" properly.

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My wife’s a PA, and she just left for day 1 at a respiratory clinic, determining if patients need to be tested. Feeling this weird mix of sheer anxiety and beaming pride, because she desperately wants to help people. A hearty thank you to all health-care workers out there.

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CUP DRIVERS: Imma run the truck race so I can learn things for the Cup race THE SKY: