americans: oh shit vaping has killed ten people get rid of vaping
also americans: oh shit guns have killed ten thousand people get rid of everyone pointing this out
....targeted 52 Iranian sites (representing the 52 American hostages taken by Iran many years ago), some at a very high level & important to Iran & the Iranian culture, and those targets, and Iran itself, WILL BE HIT VERY FAST AND VERY HARD. The USA wants no more threats!
pretty cool how cops are decked out in fancy battle armor to fight civilians who aren’t hurting anyone while nurses had to tape trash bags to their faces to fight the disease that’s killing everyone
a guy asked if it's hard to be a female in comedy and I said it's a piece of cake if the cake is underpaid and everyone keeps trying to stick their dick in it
As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!). They must, with Europe and others, watch over...
Like every American, I deserve to meet my accuser, especially when this accuser, the so-called “Whistleblower,” represented a perfect conversation with a foreign leader in a totally inaccurate and fraudulent way. Then Schiff made up what I actually said by lying to Congress......
so the president is allowed to destroy the post office and steal the election while spewing racist shit on twitter and I still can’t show a nipple on instagram
looking for a guy who wants a lady in the streets but an uncontrollable anxiety-ridden mess grappling with her ongoing existential crisis in the sheets
by age 30 you should have realized that you’re never going to be good enough at anything to be remembered and already started drinking yourself to death
my favorite part of this year was when the president made thousands of people try to violently murder the vice president and then we were all like hey this wandavision is a great show
oh yes the kid who was marching against women’s reproductive rights while wearing a hat promoting an evil homophobic racist misogynistic sociopath was TOTALLY misrepresented
No jail time for NY school bus driver who admitted to raping 14-year-old girl. The judge says the 26-year-old has no prior arrests and there was one victim, so the sentence was appropriate.
#KHOU