@tenderlove
Wrong.
1. it's エヴァンゲリオン. (while we never pronounce it correctly, we always write it correctly)
2. it's 2nd (or 3rd) best "GUNDAM" (because the 1st GUNDAM is the best GUNDAM)
3. EVANGELION is not goddamn GUNDAM! (just kidding, it is "GUNDAM")
The son introducing his girlfriend...
Son: BTW, she understands Japanese.
Dad: NANI!? What language should we use to say something bad about her???
Son: You don't.
That new iPhone SE is no longer iPhone 5 based, which is the best of all time iPhone, is bummer. And if it's 8 based not 5, it should've been named iPhone BE (8E), instead of SE (5E), no?
#iphonese2020
The girl came home with a lot of candies and a raccoon doll.
"That's not a candy. Where did you get that?"
"Don't know. We just went there and got this. Mayor or Meyer?"
"Who?"
"Don't know. They said ex-Yahoo or something?"
"Marissa?"
"Ah, yes! How do you know that, Dad?"
I don't know how and why my kids installed iOS 12 beta, but somehow they voluntarily did. Now, I'm happily testing "Screen Time" as a parent, and they are like "oh shit..." Nice.
The driver: You can't trust media. All fake news. Zelenskyy isn't a hero. He's the most corrupt president ever. He should surrender right away.
Me: You should probably never talk while driving for a better rating if that'd matter to you.
Just an absurd 138-degree Fahrenheit temperature contrast in the Lower 48 today between Montana and Texas.
Falcon Lake, Texas hit 99°F today and if this temperature is verified it will be the hottest January temperature in US history.
@babakalack
@AnandWrites
Agreed. He didn't have to preach. When I found him in the video, I laughed and was like "poor Anand!" and hoped he accepted even someone like him could be used to push their narratives. I understand he felt the urge to push back but it could be more like "Whoops! Unfair!!"
@HigeponJa
OMG. I'm sure what didn't kill you must've made you stronger. Take a good rest as much. We're looking forward to hearing your story at the podcast!
My wife is cutting our son's hair.
"Son, I can do that for less.”
“It's free.”
“I mean, I’ll charge less than free. How about -$20?”
“No, thanks.”
“-$100?”
“Nope.”
“Do you really understand you can make money just by letting me do that?”
“Yes. And hell no.”
What's wrong w/ him?
At a local coffee shop, the guy before me was wearing his N95 mask but took it off going into the shop, and put it on again coming out, as if the outside air is polluted and it's safer inside the building. Why are people so dumb? 😔
@miyagawa
Of course. For every single line, I'm telling myself "thank you for being there for nothing for a long time, stupid code, bitch." It may not sound so but that's how I express my appreciation.
Picking up stuff at an Apple Store, they tested my temperature and let me wait inside the store. Why? Wasn't I allowed to pick it up if I had a fever? They just should've had me wait outside and handed it to me at the door, right?