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3 years

Someday I'll wish upon a star, and wake up where the clouds are far behind me.

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2 years

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

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2 years

Well played, Target.

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6 years

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls.

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6 years

From my vast experience in watching cartoons, that car is very tired.

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6 years

Um, they prefer the term "goth"

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2 years

Feels like a trap.

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3 years

Tony Hawk, age 6

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2 years

Curious to what the non-discreet delivery entails.

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5 years

“You may be wondering why I asked you all here today”

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2 years

The kinda shirt you find in a second hand store

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3 years

Schools can't enforce masks? I remember when they enforced a ban on Bart Simpson t-shirts.

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5 years

🎶bring me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don’t care if they’ve been in the trash🎶

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3 years

There’s a dead hedgehog somewhere.

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3 years

My time to shine.

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3 years

On route to seriously fuck up someone’s wall.

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1 year

Optimus Prime has seen better days.

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3 years

The chances of you being killed by a cow is very slim, but never zero.

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2 years

Something awful happened here.

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5 years

“It's dangerous to go alone, take this.”

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2 years

This is fine.

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2 years

FREE BIRD SEED

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2 years

McDonald’s going all out with this adult Happy Meal.

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6 years

I’m three years cancer free, so I have that going for me.

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5 years

me, attempting to fit in

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5 years

That's exactly what someone trying to hide a dinosaur would say.

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4 years

If you spell your name backwards and put an umlaut over the first vowel, that’s your IKEA furniture name.

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3 years

Irony

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3 years

Oh come on, that's clearly a shark with an otter puppet.

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3 years

Just got paid, it’s Friday night.

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5 years

when you’re running low on toner

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6 years

In a world ravaged by death and destruction, two souls somehow managed to intersect and find love.

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2 years

He took the midnight train going anywhere.

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2 years

*coughing up a furball noise*

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5 years

It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

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6 years

Yet another unrealistic standard for women to have to live up to

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6 years

what the fuck kind of dating site is this?

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6 years

Those meddling little shits finally got their due.

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6 years

Scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

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2 years

*poops majestically*

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5 years

Dunkin Donuts new mascot is a prolapsed anus.

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6 months

*searches Amazon for a pizza themed area rug to put under the chair*

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3 years

A tale as old as time.

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2 years

Pivot! PIVOT!

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3 years

Oh baby, youuuu, you got what I neee-eeed

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2 years

2021 was tough on all of us.

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3 years

Still better than pineapple

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2 months

“Hey, if anyone needs me, I’ll be in my poop closet”

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3 years

Interior design is my passion

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5 months

Waiter: are you enjoying your meal? Me:

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5 years

*ordering ice cream from the ice cream truck* Driver: Do you want anything on it? Me, drunk af:

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2 years

The Roomba's been acting strangely

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6 years

Fear and Loathing in Busytown

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3 years

I’m making ibuprofens

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3 years

Clearly, this sign was created by rattlesnakes.

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6 years

I was standing in the staff lounge one time as a single red balloon floated by the window, I turned to the people in there and said “wait, folks, 98 more should be coming”. Not a single person in the room got the reference and three weeks later I put in my resignation.

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3 years

The girl next door

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2 years

My favourite superhero as a kid was

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3 years

We all have that one houseplant lover friend

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3 years

I before E, except after C

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5 years

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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5 years

Here, take my card.

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6 years

“I THIRST FOR SOULS MRAWRR”

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3 years

Bad to the bone.

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2 years

Cletus 3:16

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5 years

Day 34: they’ve finally accepted me as one of their own.

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2 years

I’m more of a Kung Pillow Chicken man myself.

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7 years

I like to sing Mambo No. 5 but replace the names of the women with various types of cheese.

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6 years

It's your kids, Marty. Something gotta be done about your kids!

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6 years

Shel Silverstein

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4 years

Adulting

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2 years

Let's stay together

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2 years

My knees once I get up off the couch.

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2 years

“Oh… uhh… you’re home early”

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6 years

It'sa me, Lactose Intolerance!

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6 years

No matter how well I have slept, I have never once woken up refreshed excited to start the day.

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3 years

Wait… what?

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5 years

I just witnessed a coworker open 23 of those little single milk thingies for coffee and pour it onto his raisin bran.

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5 years

I just met a woman who named her son "Kale" and now I hate this world just a little bit more.

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1 year

Every single pixel of this image scares the crap out of me.

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3 years

They were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

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6 years

"Then add baby... *flips the page* ...carrots!?"

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2 years

Tinder profile

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3 years

Yeah, but can your Apple Watch do this?

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2 years

*squints* Ummmm

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5 years

Hot Eats, Cool Treats.

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5 years

All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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4 years

Jean-Claude Van Trashpandamme

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5 years

The most wholesome glory hole in all the land.

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2 years

Nobody likes a quitter, Glenn.

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5 years

The Raptor is coming, are you prepared?

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6 years

Why so close when there is so mushroom on the plate?

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2 years

The future is now.

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6 years

TMI, Mr. Shuttle Bus Driver, sir

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5 years

I’m loving this Keto diet

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5 years

West Side Story

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3 years

Always follow your dreams

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