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burnsey

@mrs_hippiequeen

3 years

"paradise" by ana serrano, ft. my car 😎

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

today is the 7th anniversary of san diego accidentally setting off their entire show at the same time, resulting in the funniest and most efficient fireworks show ever (CAUTION: LOUD 😂)

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

cut your 6 pack rings and call your momma 💕

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

i'm just really glad i put a warning about the volume :)

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5 years

@IceWaterChase @Rocketfan2503 this is so dumb and i love it

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

@Rocketfan2503 @payton_besecker so many emotions - nice save - i got this! - oh god a car - floajbabvakabvd

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@jpbrammer see also, "screwed the pooch"

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

as of 3:17pm, my momma is a breast cancer survivor

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@mrs_hippiequeen

7 years

@manugula_ritesh @Sania90 @CardSoHard93 i think it's actually the letter that offends her, which is hilarious because it's her name

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@mrs_hippiequeen

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SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

1 year

Quote tweet a sports image you can hear 👀

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@mrs_hippiequeen

8 months

rangers radio broadcast: "and it's a grand slam for altuve....the astros lead 6-4" oh boy. that was way richer than i was expecting 😬🤭

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@mrs_hippiequeen

8 months

i think i've checked every possible angle of this game on twitter and there is one last thing to listen to....

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

@Epic_Tweets31 *"ENJOY!!!!!!!!"

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7 years

@manugula_ritesh @Sania90 @CardSoHard93

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

@JesusGomez321 hands up for the chick who knew what it was tho

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

@MirelLeLian i watch this video every year and it never gets old 😂

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

@Rocketfan2503 @thisbephil they're never dead

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

astros wore red now orange and blue america get set for champions, part two

SB Nation

@SBNation

5 years

Rose are red Violets are blue Quote this with a sports poem And we might retweet you

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burnsey

@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

@YankeeGunner @KTHopkins i just came here to like this tweet in person

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

@HoIdMyBeaker they should put way less fire inside those things

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

@donoofthedead @rob_sheridan exactly! almost feel bad for the folks who staked their great seats hours early 😂

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

@payton_besecker @Rocketfan2503 i had to get out of bed to pee because of this

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burnsey

@mrs_hippiequeen

3 years

why does the scoreboard on TV show the pitcher's name? i can see his name every pitch. show me the batter's name

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@mrs_hippiequeen

7 years

@Young_Kansas @MikeMartin1982

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

it's weird starting this time, from a place of happiness and confidence. but, this was taken of me today, back at kroger, and i love it, and i feel like it's a start :)

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burnsey

@mrs_hippiequeen

1 year

@inthefade all day

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@mrs_hippiequeen

7 years

@LisaArmstrong @VaActiveAngels @jetd69 @FemalesForTrump guessing they are forced to believe this stuff in order to support their trump.

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

@doevember @KPkeepay i love the two kids dancing or panicking. kinda hard to tell which 😂

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@mrs_hippiequeen

3 years

THE ENTIRE NEW YORK YANKEE FANBASE CAN GO FUCK ITSELF.

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burnsey

@mrs_hippiequeen

2 years

two cars ago, i drove a used saturn with a manual transmission whose owner had replaced the gear shift ball with a metal one (that had a secret compartment for illegal substances), so i took to driving with an oven mitt on my right hand on sunny days.

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burnsey

@mrs_hippiequeen

4 years

i feel legitimately sad for people going to spring training games to make it unfun for people

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@DavidNuno

4 years

Pre game #Dodgers fan giving it to Altuve but Astros fan has his back. #Astros

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@mrs_hippiequeen

9 months

@Eve6 i have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

my work bestie gave us 6lbs of porn (bone in) and we have no clue what to do with it.

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

@SterlingB126 i'm just here for all the different spellings of "rolly-polly"

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@mrs_hippiequeen

4 years

this reminds me of my aunt who gets wasted and starts just saying everything loud because she thinks it makes her right

First Take

@FirstTake

4 years

"You cheated your way in. You weren't good enough to get in otherwise!" @maxkellerman just unloaded on the Houston Astros players, particularly José Altuve 😳😳😳

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@mrs_hippiequeen

7 years

@foodandwine if by "south", you mean small parts of east texas

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@mrs_hippiequeen

2 years

@mishiebhat

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

so here's my cool story.

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@mrs_hippiequeen

3 years

racism is awful and it exists, but i think the bigger story from yesterday is all those children in cooperstown chanting "fuck altuve" like some brainwashed hate camp.

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

@nothingsmonstrd @etamny *snort*

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

@KrangTNelson

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

@yeetztweetz OK, BUT ASTROS WON THE WORLD SERIES, SO.

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

dear @MLB , stop messing with the sport and just make it easier to access via tv, device, and radio. you locked yourself out of a lot of viewers/listeners.

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

@yeetztweetz (just typing big and unnecessary things)

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@mrs_hippiequeen

8 months

if you have never seen "fools rush in" or "the whole nine yards," fix it 🥺

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@mrs_hippiequeen

3 years

you ever read an article that's so bad, you go back to the top and see who wrote it?

Deadspin

@Deadspin

3 years

We’re not even getting the best teams in this year’s World Series

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burnsey

@mrs_hippiequeen

7 years

@HerYang21 @NFL_Memes wow. i have never seen this without the second pair of sunglasses underneath

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@mrs_hippiequeen

2 years

DUSTY FUCKING BAKER - INVENTOR OF THE HIGH FIVE, AND WORLD SERIES CHAMPION MANAGER

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burnsey

@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

the rule is, if you know the umpire by name - he SUCKS.

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

4-5-6 = "the g-spot"

Houston Astros

@astros

6 years

No. 75 #NeverSettle

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@mrs_hippiequeen

7 years

@rolandscahill @hopeful42017 @realDonaldTrump @Nordstrom they've defended loonier. this should be cake.

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

welp, the good news is, i weighed myself for the first time since i started in the bakery and am already down 20 just from the physicality of the work 🏆

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burnsey

@mrs_hippiequeen

2 years

i asked my dad, skipping alongside him as we walked into the astrodome hand in hand, "how long is a baseball game?" and he said, "you never know."

Brandon Warne

@Brandon_Warne

2 years

What do you remember from the first MLB game you ever attended?

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

i legit feel bad for houston people who care about football first

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

if you don't love this team, you're wrong

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@Jbokse

6 years

@sportynory

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@mrs_hippiequeen

2 years

@Twel864 @icednik @KikoSnowe @MichaelSeskin @Disappointater @paulhudson26 @nateweger @katbridges @OwlAppalachian @mandyinhofer @calvinprocyon @Beka_Lou @yeoui610 @tulestweets @PaigeanThem @MirceaFRK @agentmangeek @supermills @Colebjorn1 @pleming @bunanner @shwonline @Jim_Hamilton @amdubouchet actually, that's stalks. stocks are the capes hairstylists throw over the front of you when you get a trim

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burnsey

@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

mr.hq wants a bike and he didn't like the idea of payments for a nice one, so for the past few months, i've been squirrelling away cash, $20s at a time, conveniently forgetting his want, and milking queen treatment out of him. i'll be giving him a $1k bike fund for father's day💞

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@mrs_hippiequeen

4 years

i have had 3 adult "humans" harass me today about my astros hat i wear at work every single day, and those people are the fuuuuucking worst.

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

dodgers hands look like this so astros hands can look like this

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@mrs_hippiequeen

8 months

when you win 7 alds in a row, you can say "fuck" on tv and the media thinks you're colorful

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

"honey badger don't give a shit"

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

if you're a new follower, i am open minded, and broken down am like, 60% astros, 40% weird thoughts/experiences, and 11% mood swings. interact with me and keep it fun! i love to laugh, and the cheesier the better :)

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

working at a grocery store on your birthday has it's quirky perks! i have been given specialized sushi from the sushi lady, roses from floral, a fancy bottle of water from the grocery dept, an orange from produce, a card from deli and meat, and this badass cake from my ilk :)

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

@RyanMRuark @imyke i believe it!

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@mrs_hippiequeen

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@m_techner @FanSince09 at least it didnt linger for too long 😂

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

my little sister (aka favorite person in the world) just became a momma 💞

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

THAT. STAT. IS. AWESOME. 13 consecutive postseason games with a homerun, done only one other time in mlb history. the other tear to do it was the astros.

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

11 triples by gattis

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@MDeskaTTU

6 years

Who's the biggest 1-year wonder in Astros history? Was it 17-win Scott Elarton?

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

she should respect herself more

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

I HAVE A JOB. i didn't even think about how good hearing that would sound until i heard it.

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

one of my old coworkers from the church just came by the bakery to give me this and i can't stop crying

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

astros score like those annoying people who sneeze 11+ times in a row

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

this is my personal baseball fan trophy 💞

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@mrs_hippiequeen

3 years

i KNEW it!!!!!

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

(rare serious post) i found this in my fb memories, referring to a very bad relationship i was 7yrs & a living situation deep in. but i did end up running away, leaving financial security, two dogs i loved vm. had to find my own way again & i still thank myself for it regularly.

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

i decided to take off from social media for christmas and the new year and just wanted to wish everyone a very happy, warm, safe, fun, and all-the-good-things holidays 💞

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

after we teach em how to play baseball, we'll teach em how to do a proper bbq

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@JuliaMorales

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Wow, there’s a ton of Astros fans here.

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

#NewProfilePic

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@mrs_hippiequeen

2 years

@kristoefoe @_chase_____ dolly parton dropped in in 1982

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

i submitted my two week notice this morning. i've been here approximately this long:

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

#FUCKYEAHSTROS 🤘

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@mrs_hippiequeen

4 years

@DothTheDoth the people saying the translation is wrong should mind their own penguin.

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@mrs_hippiequeen

4 years

so, what's the bigger scandal - astros cheating, or the coverup?

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

i wouldn't be on twitter if astros twitter wasn't astros twitter 💞

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@mrs_hippiequeen

4 years

you cum early, don't you?

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@mrs_hippiequeen

2 years

i'm biased but this shutout was way more fun than yesterday's

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

the glamorous life of going viral 😂 credit: mr.hq snoring

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

back by surprising demand, my face. #NewProfilePic

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

@thisbephil @Rocketfan2503 this is the only roach thing i'll ever like

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@mrs_hippiequeen

5 years

@CaseyOToole perfect 😂

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

hit into a double play for the series win. WHEW!

Gabrielle Starr

@gfstarr1

6 years

don’t remind the Astros that they got rid of the best slugger in baseball

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@mrs_hippiequeen

7 years

i lost my entire october to astros playoffs, which i wouldn't trade for the world, but also, i'm still trying to decide my halloween costume

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

"go back to doing the weather for channel whatever" is my new favorite mic drop.

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@mrs_hippiequeen

6 years

#fuckyeahstros 🤘

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@mrs_hippiequeen

11 months

@messi0103 eli manning and ellen degeneres

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@mrs_hippiequeen

4 years

am i crazy, or was this series way more fun than last year's world series?

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@mrs_hippiequeen

1 month

there's an app called "too good to go" where local restaurants make grab bags of stuff that would otherwise be thrown out. i used it for the first time tonight, and we got a pizza and a half from our by-the-slice place for $5 🏆