My engagement ring was only 20K. I was just trying to get married. What’s up with these women needing expensive diamonds, if you love a man you’ll accept a mood ring!!
The fact that women are literally psychic. We make predictions all day, we watch as they come true all day and we have to just pretend to be normal around boys who know nothing of God given girly intuition!!!!
Intimacy isn’t about sex at all, it’s about extreme honesty. To a level that would
make you uncomfortable with most
people so you create an atmosphere of pure child like love and acceptance with one person and create the kingdom of Heaven between you
Pregnancy widened my hips, made my breasts bigger, tightened and strengthened my pelvic floor, made my hair grow like a weed and made my lips much more voluminous than they ever were before
My husband doesn’t have time to watch porn in between building me chicken coops, impregnating me, raising our children, making all of our money, reading the Bible and listening to podcasts about UFOS
Men are so insane because I didn’t feel like cooking so my husband made chicken nuggets and then chopped up potatoes into small different sized chunks and started cooking them on the stove. He had the heat way too high and scorched my skillet and so he gave up, dumping the…
Yesterday morning I found out I was pregnant and decided I wasn’t going to tell my husband until our Christmas party with our closest friends later that evening. All day, I had to keep this good news to myself. Our babies have been sick the last 2 weeks and the house was wrecked…
My closest best friend of 6 years removed me from all of her socials today and stopped sharing location with me. We have been headed in different directions for a while now. I am at peace with it, but still sobbing in bed. Soaking my baby in tears right now
Random mom advice is when you leave your babies and toddlers, say goodbye to them, even if that means they will cry. Sneaking out while they are distracted creates distrust and an insecure attachment style. Sincerely I learned this the hard way
My sister had a baby two months ago and is always telling me how tired she is. My instinctual reaction is annoyance, because I’m pregnant and have two toddlers and haven’t been sleeping, like at all. Observing this reaction kinda disgusts me though because everyone is entitled to…
ADDY ISN’T DEAF SHE HAS ZERO HEARING LOSS!!! For the first 4 months we were told she was completely deaf and then for the last 16 months we’ve been told she has partial hearing loss but it’s official her hearing is perfect!!!! She’s just an asshole that ignores us sometimes!!!!!
My husband “settled” for a single mom and now he is absolutely miserable living on a beautiful property, being force fed organic grass-fed cuisine, held at gunpoint to impregnate me and he is also constantly being weighed down by the burden of having a beautiful family
Men deserve to be babied and so do women. It’s almost like marriage was created by God so that we can be youthful and childlike for eternity, reflecting His forgiveness and love between two people until they ascend to heaven
I hate how the porn industry took the term daddy and perverted it because the truth is I do call my husband daddy all day and I see his arm muscles and his smile and I want to give him more babies and that’s PURE and that’s how GOD designed it
Careful flirting on Twitter you may end up with a beautiful son and daughter on a two acre mini-farm with a garden underneath massive oak trees, sipping sweet tea on your front porch swing
Women do not want to be asked what they want. Men are supposed to seek out the spiritual meaning of existence, meet God, learn how to be telepathic and then tell us what we want
You can meet your soulmate online. You can have babies and a beautiful family with someone you met online. You can create lifelong friendships with people you met online. Talk to strangers, be yourself and don’t stop posting
I can’t believe I’m married??? He’s like, in my kitchen right now adding sea salt to a chip bag because “it’s like they forgot the salt” ugh he’s so handsome
Cinnamon rolls are a health food when they are made with local grass fed eggs, organic flour, grassfed butter, homemade vanilla extract and magnificent amounts of motherly love
I told my husband that im upset because half of all marriages end in divorce and my sister just got married so that means one of us will end up divorced and he said honey that is not how statistics work
One time I went to the beach and ate mushrooms and laid in the water asking God to completely cleanse me and then my boyfriend, who had gone to Portland to visit friends with my credit card and suitcase, texted me saying he isn’t coming home and is moving there
My husband leaves cabinets open all of the time. I don’t understand this behavior and I’ll admit it kinda makes me spiral. Who gets something out of a cabinet and then walks away without shutting it? Lol. Men have such weird brains. But today I was really thinking about it, and…
I am always going to encourage women to have an unmedicated birth if possible. There is a purpose to the pain and if you spend your life avoiding it, that’s not a life at all
There was a guy on this side of Twitter who posted extremely witty things. I had insane feelings about him despite not knowing what he looked like. Anyway I dmed him telling him to listen to an album. He did, now we are married
I was a single mother to a 6mo boy when my husband met me. Now, we are cuddling on the couch in our 1940s farmhouse watching Stanley Kubrick documentaries while our 2 beautiful children sleep. Husband just had a root beer float. Things are sweet
Pretty much every single guy I dated before I met my husband, I knew we weren’t supposed to be together and I kinda just ignored my intuition about it. I knew deep down each relationship would end even though all I wanted was something that would last forever. I knew my husband…
My husbands family literally tells each other exactly what they want and they buy it and wrap it and I hate that energy what happened to good ol intimate ‘I know you so well and I know what I’m gonna get you for Christmas’ gifts
Why are there people buying pancake mixes and cake mixes and muffin mixes when you can buy flour and baking soda and baking powder and sugar and salt and mix them together in a bowl
My mom always told me “you can feel something but you can’t live there” and that’s always stayed with me. I think a lot of people get stuck in their emotions permanently and it’s very difficult to pull yourself out the longer you’re there
My favorite thing is when people angrily reply to my posts like “but that’s YOUR experience and YOUR opinion” and, well yeah, welcome to my Twitter account where I post my experiences and my opinions
I don’t serve my children this poison. My children will have access to the fridge and the pantry for fresh fruit, crackers, beef jerky, yogurt, plantains, nuts, jam, sourdough bread, cheese, salami, etc. feed ur children real food
All women should aspire to be the quiet mysterious mystical woman living down the road who has a cure for any ailment and shrouds herself with knowledge and wisdom in a beautiful forest
Men deserve to bond with their babies and this is the biggest cope I have ever seen on this app. I’m sorry your husband isn’t fatherly enough to want to be around his newborn baby. My husband got me the best healthcare, offered me a house cleaner and nanny, and got us the highest…
To help me post partum, my husband never: woke up to tend to baby at night (he tried at first but quit when he realized he was useless at it), changed a nappy, gave her a bath, changed her clothes, washed a bottle. No baby care, no cooking me food, didn’t wash one dish or ever do…
Men were not designed to understand the complexity and depth of a woman’s inner emotional world. Expecting them to comprehend your feelings is your first mistake
It’s not extremist to say my kids do not have junk food. They get cookies, popsicles, cake, ice cream and brownies, all made of simple high quality nourishing ingredients. Sorry I’m raising genetically superior children 🫶🏼 plz argue w someone else
oh she also said “why do you keep bringing up palestine? what is this really about? does your palestine shirt give you a sense of identity? does it make you feel less weak?”
My husband was once just an anon account that I took a screenshot of and sent to my bestfriend at the time and said hey I am getting really strong vibes from this account
It’s not funny to joke about hating your children. It’s not funny to call your children mean names. It’s not funny to joke about getting rid of your children…and it never will be, forever and ever
I kinda love that my appearance is lib coded. I draw people in with my tattoos and whimsical vibe and then I am able to slow dose them with my conservative ideologies
The worst part of finding my 12 chickens massacred this morning was that my absolute favorite little gray americuana who laid the green speckled eggs was the only one left half alive, still breathing and unable to move, just suffering. My pregnant self could barely take the…
I’m sorry that you haven’t found a man good and handsome and smart enough to become trad for but the right one will have you abandoning all earthly pursuits and baking him bread like your life depended on it
The Bible says again and again, do not fear. That includes fearing harmful chemicals, unhealthy foods, toxins and invisible boogeyman’s. Choose wisely, eat as locally and fresh as you can. Grow your own herbs and get sunshine but also live a little and make sure you’re not…
I like to get my husband little surprise treats from the grocery store with his hard earned money and then text him saying I got u a little treat from the grocery store
Yes I do, in fact, equate my womanhood to my cycle: the miracle that keeps me in touch with nature and the spiritual plane, the main occurrence that sets me apart from man. Also, painful periods are usually a sign of a deficiency. Hope this helps
When people get upset about me saying you don’t need a period if you don’t want one, what they’re admitting is they equate their womanhood and femininity with pain, suffering, and nuisance. I’m not telling anyone they HAVE to stop their period. Just that they *can* if they want!
I grew up baptist and left my faith as a teen, started smoking weed and traveling around the US, began dabbling in esoteric studies and became obsessed with learning the Truth of our created world and came full circle back to my faith in Christ all on my own so idk
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@motherpilled
I think it's sad that you're unable to understand that everyone is different. I despise young children, so I'm a high school teacher and a teacher in corrections. That doesn't make me bad, that doesn't mean society destroyed me, that doesn't mean anything except I'm not you.
Women are meant to be girl bosses…of their own home. Play with the babies while doing a skincare routine, garden while listening to a podcast, fold laundry while reading a book while cooking dinner while baking a lemon cake with lavender icing while flirting with your husband
I used to be vegan and obsessively watch animal welfare documentaries. I was devastated by the treatment and conditions in factory farms. I thought the solution was not eating meat but the solution is to return to small family farms. A mass return to respect
I do sometimes get the urge to shake new moms by the shoulders and scream don’t do what I did! Babies need routine and need boundaries and they need to learn that other humans can soothe them!! Not all crying is bad!!!! But I don’t want to sound like a boomer
These things happened to me, this was true for me, and many people are saying I shouldn’t speak like this. So, it’s only okay to speak about our experiences if they are negative?
Pregnancy widened my hips, made my breasts bigger, tightened and strengthened my pelvic floor, made my hair grow like a weed and made my lips much more voluminous than they ever were before
Pretty much anytime my toddler misbehaves I can trace it back to being my fault. I didn’t tell him what to expect, I wasn’t watching him for a minute, I didn’t wake him up on time today. Consider that your child isn’t bad or misbehaving but he is in fact, a tiny confused…
Motherhood is saying the craziest of things in the calmest voice all day long like son do not wipe poop on that hey I will not allow you to bang on your sisters head with a mallet and no sweetie we do not crack eggs on the bed we crack them in the bowl in the kitchen
My son is barely 3 and I’ve taught him the alphabet, how to count, identify specific animals and breeds of birds, colors and shapes. A lot of people are surprised by how smart he is and all I do is talk to him like a human and spend time with him. I can’t wait to see what can be…
Funny because my son had stuffed animals and dolls and never acted nurturing toward them but my daughter at 11 months old started carrying them around, pretending to feed them and kiss them. Nurturing is in our nature. The only one training us is our Creator
The truth is you don’t need tons of money to have a beautiful home and make food from scratch. What you do need though, is energy and a positive mindset which most people on the Internet hating on ballerinafarms and Nara Smith will never have
I love girls who are like “yeah this is Dylan my soulmate, my twin flame, my soul mirror, my epic transcendental love…we have lived 3 past lifetimes together, one of them as brother and sister. our minds are meshed together with the energy of our divine connection”
Me at 24. I lived above the cafe I worked at and studied astrology and tarot. I would spend two hours a day on my yoga mat. I would sunbathe on the roof. She was cool and she’s come so far
For 2024, show us you at 24
My husband (was boyfriend that point) really hated this dye job. Still complains about it, and insists I never do it again.
We were all babies once and we all encapsulated everything that’s beautiful and innocent in the world. Hating babies is an admission to hating yourself