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18+ • 𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖑𝖞 𝖓𝖊𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖈𝖆𝖙𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑😺 •

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@selenagchart "I don't wanna put a ring on it... I just wanna creampie her"
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@ReadByTheSun The heartbreaking thing is, the bear will likely be put down. Shame on these circuses, animals are living things, not toys for our entertainment.
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@kemimarie Pardon my Midwestern-ness, but what even are you supposed to do during a hurricane? Power goes out over here with just a little wind and rain, I can't imagine the sheer destruction and chaos that a hurricane brings on??
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@ask_aubry I just don't understand why anybody thinks anyone on this planet OWES them children. Women are not baby factories!
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@iamaryja This. The older I get, the more I realize how absolutely disgusting & corrupt polygamy is and I won't apologize or shy away from saying so. We lie to ourselves when we attempt to normalize cheating, and acting as if jealousy is abnormal. It's a one way track to getting hurt.
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@brujabitchh Lol, her baby being born a Gemini Venus felt personal 🤣
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@HazelAppleyard_ Wow, what an absolutely insufferable cartoon character that can't even put their phone down to talk to the person they just manipulated on an emotional and sexual level, and we're supposed to be reassured by the little *boop* of the nose at the end there. Who WROTE this?
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@TTExulansic "God, look at me. I'm so fucking hot with my sword earrings and septum ring. I have such a knack for getting bitches that I couldn't possibly limit myself to just one. I mean LOOK at me with my black choker and winged eyeliner. Who the fuck WOULDN'T want me? This is obviously
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@everyxtims Idk, I feel like she wanted to 'tone it down' for her acting career, but it's possible someone bullied her by comparing it to Mariah. But it's her body, and ultimately her decision to have autonomy over it and get or remove any tattoos that she pleases.
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@rinascherry You spelled Dan Schneider wrong.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Steven Tyler, is that you?!
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@ask_aubry Wow I can't imagine why this guy is single🙀
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@allurequinn She had a connection with this man. I don't doubt that they had a few intimate moments between them.
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@PopCrave She never said she was ungrateful for her role in ST, she just doesn't want to play in the same damn show forever. Let her grow up and expand her career as an actress. Let's also not forget that she's still very young, so she's gonna be a bit rebellious.
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@troonytoons It's funny how the "terfs" are the ones portrayed as hateful and villainous, yet trans people can openly talk about their violent rape fantasies and see absolutely nothing wrong with it.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Imagine going on Reddit to announce that you're not only a disgusting human being, but you're also a rapist!
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@HazelAppleyard_ It's because they imagine womanhood as frolicking through fields of daisies in a sundress, giggling and having hoards of cute boys fight over you. When we give them the reality of what it's ACTUALLY like, the bubble is burst, and they become even more resentful that we don't
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@PercAtNight @selenagchart Because he brought up child-rearing, which requires sex, weirdo.
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@HazelAppleyard_ "A pink dress showing 3 inches of cleavage (36C😏)" Yeah I'm sure you already have the natural breast size of a biological woman. Women don't measure the inches of cleavage that stick out, nor randomly feel the need to disclose their cup size. This is a full-on fetish.
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@celesitial Sagittarius shed their insecurities as they get older, and the confidence does become genuine. The problem when we're young is we're too overly optimistic/naïve. We have to get hurt a few times to learn how to truly stop giving a fuck about what other people think.
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@tasharita4 @SydDivineTarot But... Pisces Venus is unmatched divine feminine energy, sis ♥️
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@PopBase If you're mad at Matty, you're angry at the wrong person.
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@itsheartlysims Literally. Like why even have that as an option if it doesn't even work? Lazy programming.
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@brujabitchh Is beige this whole family's favorite color or what...?
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@kirawontmiss She's pretty, it's just how she's completely dead behind the eyes that throws me off.
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@contactabrother Every single one of the Kardashians, especially Kylie, Pete Davidson, Tana Mongeau, James Charles, Billie Eilish, Shane Dawson, Nikita Dragun, and Kanye West, just to name a few...
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@HazelAppleyard_ D U M P this man faster than the speed of daylight!!!
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@iJaadee 😂😂😂 Typical Leo ego. Scorpios are fixed water, they fixate on anyone or anything they're truly in love with. They also have a magnificent way of making people feel seen, understood, and loved, that's why you think they're obsessed with you.
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@tittymctittit @Nicoleally_ You must be REAL fun @ parties lmaooo
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@lohanisgod Can't say I blame her, bleach wrecks your shit, even in small amounts. I lost about half of my natural volume after I went blonde 10+ years ago and it still hasn't grown back.
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@venusianhunty Literally sounds like a track off Hot Pink🤷
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@juniperjessi @thisiskashmir Just because Australians are chronic alcoholics does not mean that this is a good idea for ANYONE to try.
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@kemimarie Ain't nobody obsessing over a Virgo. Sorry.
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@HazelAppleyard_ No amount of hair, makeup, or clothing will ever disguise those prominent male features😁
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@marycatedelvey Your content just keeps getting better & better! "Before transition, no one would let me touch their boobs. Now they still won't, but I can grope my own." 😂🤣🤣💀
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@HazelAppleyard_ WHAT IN THE FRESH HELL
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@ThiccWitchBexxx @jvckmartin My favorite part is when they have the time and energy to cook all that damn food (and ultimately a good half of it goes to waste), but they don't have the time or energy to clean it all up and just leave it sit there for days/weeks, waiting for someone else to clean it up.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I'm noticing a pattern. People like this only feel happy when being hit on and sexualized. But it's not just all a kink, right? No way, José.
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@JessJanFee @breatheonmiley Absofuckinlutely! You will feel lack of energy where there otherwise was BURNING passion!
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@mattxiv SIR I -
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@SydDivineTarot I'm throwing my vote in for Gemini, only because they are master manipulators. They are otherwise very loving, they just need to work on their commitment values. They're friends to everyone but loyal to none and that's what drives me crazy.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Poor baby being made to lay on a hairy man's chest... No soft skin, no warm breast milk... Not to mention the scruffy beard hair and long nails threatening to scratch her!! I feel sick inside.
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@kemimarie As a linguist, I have many moments like this😂 Sometimes you just have to pause & take it all in because certain words sound REALLY bizarre the first time you say them out loud.
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@IDNTKWU @PicturesFoIder I always think about that poor little girl, and how she died of Crohnes Disease. What a horrible way for a child to go... I hope she's at peace. 😔
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@Eugenia_Cooney I love you sweet, beautiful girl. You are so much stronger than you even know🖤
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@sagittastrology I always seem to get the ones who are really interested and super enthusiastic in the beginning, and then something inevitably happens and then I'm begging for the bare minimum. 😔 I don't feel like I ask for a lot, just trust and respect.
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@TTExulansic The ABSOLUTE IRONY of choosing to sing those exact lyrics about having clear skin when you literally look like you've got a case of the chickenpox...
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@HazelAppleyard_ Shhh guys, he's writing book. Can't wait read book when done.
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@celesitial I always thought it was because it's a period of time during which we are experiencing our menstrual cycle? 🤷
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@Hoopztarot Oof this makes me a bit nervous. I'm not in a position right now where I wanna lose any friends or connections, nor do I feel like arguing w anybody.
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@MarAbh999 @PopBase ...What exactly is going on in this video? 😳
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@apriloranges The sheer entrepreneurialism✨~
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@HazelAppleyard_ "Gee, I wonder why it feels strange to tuck my balls back up inside my body?? Anyone know why that is???"
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@HazelAppleyard_ Y'know, as somebody who has been hospitalized multiple times over for ruptured ovarian cysts and beyond agonizing pain due to endometriosis, I can't fathom why anyone in their right mind would WANT to experience a menstrual period.
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@solariustarot They had every opportunity to communicate effectively. They chose not to. If they're still feeling this indecisive, then it's ultimately for the best that I move on and don't bother anymore. I wish nothing but the best for them, but that ship has sailed. 😔
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@GenX_Lesbian So why is it okay when they're not into dick, but it's not okay when we're not into dick? The WHOLE ENTIRE POINT of being a lesbian is that you're not into dick. I don't get why this is so hard for them to understand.
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@islandthembo Not classy😬
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@tarblooders10 @libsoftiktok Idk why but it really irks me when they refer to a vagina as a "tunnel". It's a bodily orifice, not something you drive a car into🙄
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@lootmtaylor He's so gross🤢
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@HazelAppleyard_ ...I have so many questions, NONE of which I want answers to.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Fire this man for harassment and intimidation. I am so serious.
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As a 12Her, firstly... - Thank you - for noticing us. Not a lot of people can understand this concept, and we often feel so isolated because of it. Resting, dreaming, journaling, and spirituality all play very important roles in our lives.
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If you have 12th house placements, do NOT underestimate how important it is for you to rest, pray, meditate & withdraw on a daily basis. Keep a dream journal, stop invalidating your intuition & embrace solitude. Rest is not a luxury but a necessity for you.
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@amijudjes @TTExulansic Swords and daggers are 'edgy' symbols. Same reason they're obsessed with chokers - they have a dual function of (sometimes) hiding the Adams Apple, while serving as an innuendo of being in a Dom/Sub relationship. The septum ring is also another trans favorite - fitting since it's
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@arianatorswildt HELPP I am literally CRYING tho! Why was she being carried so gently by not one, not two, but THREE different men, like the Princess and the Pea?!!?😂😂🤣 You can take the girl out of the theater but you can't take the theater out of the girl!
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@adoseofmars Gemini just straight up doesn't give a fuck. They can be extremely selfish and insensitive. Meanwhile Libra wants to be fair to everyone, but is too 𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓮𝔃-𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓮 in nature to actually do so. It's incredibly frustrating no matter how you spin it.
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@earthdombaby Is this why I've been so damn sleepy lately and my bed feels like 500x more comfortable than it normally does...? 😅
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@Luminary_Wings @LoveOfDivine "Even condoms won't help". I'm gonna need an elaboration please.
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@BothLipsrNice @JupitersVeryOwn Not just the men with women but Virgos IN GENERAL are magnetically attracted to Sagittarius because we are almost their exact opposite and they envy our carefree approach to life and whimsical, funloving nature. I think Virgos enjoy anything that helps them de-stress a bit.
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@lexplayyy @the_pale_gurl All these amazing Switch games coming out for $60 makes me sad. I would love to play these games but knowing I may never get a chance to because bills + groceries take priority over expensive video games gives me serious FOMO.
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@everyxtims Dalton?? Guys. Seriously, wake up pls. Who did she write multiple songs & albums over?
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@moonlbow @astroeleanor Capricorn Venus keeps it classic & chic. Think Audrey Hepburn & Marilyn Monroe. We love comfortable, stylish pieces that can be work @ work OR play to fit our busy lifestyles. Light jewelry, use a few accent pieces, and have a signature parfum scent. Timelessly sophisticated.
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@piinkimi_ Super cute but idk why eye stuff makes me squirm. Wish I could wear things like this but I can't get past it lol
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@celesitial Same. I have two older half sisters, but we've always just used the term 'sister(s)'.
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@JeremyB15688425 @TTExulansic It's always with an overwhelming need to broadcast their swinger lifestyle, as if to prove they're attractive/desirable/getting laid, when literally nobody asked, nor cares.
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@marycatedelvey Only men think like this. ONLY men.
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@_megnugget @JessPected Words cannot express how vile that is... I am so very sorry.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Reverse psychology. This person is hoping that the more they tell their biologically female partner that she doesn't know how to correctly be a woman, that it will somehow validate them as a woman. Either way, the first time they insulted me would've been the LAST time I ever
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@AMENARTPOP Why is she trying to be Gaga😭
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@SaintJon10001 @selenagchart Yeah it's giving somebody come get your dusty ass son vibes.
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@SydDivineTarot If we're talking about men specifically, Gemini and Cancer take the cake.
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@Luminary_Wings LMAO. There's a reason Capricorns are represented by the literal Devil😂🤣🤣
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@cozyshelbee You know if they liked the artist's work that much, they could just commission their own instead of literally stealing your own personalized one... That's just goofy.
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@AstroByMax I left a relationship and entered a much more fulfilling one during this Venus Rx. I found myself again. I rediscovered what it is that I want and need in life, and I'm perfectly content to chase after it full force 💘
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@anactualwalnut I mean this in the nicest way possible. Lightning = what accompanies thunder and rain⚡ Lightening = to lighten in color, make lighter
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@supermoongirl9 Jupiterians being told no:
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@JazzyLakudura @iamaryja Race has absolutely nothing to do with it.
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@etherealcaprico @astroeleanor 12H here also and I can confirm that many unexplained, divine, spiritual things happen to me daily. I've accepted it as part of the ebb and flow of my reality, but I'd really love to learn more about it, how to hone it, interpret it, etc.
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@heartzcore_ On the highest of keys, I feel like Apple is doing a social experiment on its customers to see if people will really buy something, with zero knowledge of its abilities and features, solely off its aesthetic value. And so far you're proving them right.
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@TTExulansic They either think it makes them look threatening, OR they're just roleplaying as a pirate.
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@PopCulture2000s "Concider this a warning" "PS. BLOW A HORN"📯
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@gagavoodo2 @hauslabs Is this Kim or nah?? Like wtf is going on here?
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@TarotByBronx Sagittarius Sun and Rising and lately I've been 'mentally' cutting off one of my parents for past behaviors that I find inexcusable. No harm, no ill will, just moving on, healing, & never going back to that same sour situation.
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@empressatlantis Best way I can describe Cancer Mars energy is S L OW W W B U R N , B A B Y ! We actively suppress our anger for the sake of literally everyone, only ever blowing up (rightfully so) after enduring YEARS of abuse. This is an EXTREMELY patient, understanding, forgiving placement.
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@brujabitchh This is literally verbal manifestation✨ One of the oldest tricks in the book!
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@_heloastro_ I felt a great energy emitting from this post the further along I read. You know what you're talking about, and it's fascinating. Thank you for inspiring me to delve deeper into the mysterious world of astrology⭐✨
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