Meme account βοΈBooks open πͺΈπΆοΈπ€Asteroid Astrologer βLβIβNβKβ βIβNβ βBβIβOβ β€οΈ Twitter wonβt let me change my pfp π George Costanza is my real father π
Just a reminder I have a few spots including Sunday open for this month! βοΈ
With Jupiter entering βοΈ, a lot of my clients have come to me to help them prepare for the next year. New chapters are inevitable with the 2025 ingresses. Let's go over how to navigate it the best! π
Megan Fox says she βmanifestedβ Machine Gun Kelly when she was 4 years old.
βIβm four years older than him. So, I think I made him. My thoughts and intentions grew him into the person that he is, who knows what he wouldβve looked like or been like if it wasnβt for me.β
@PopCrave
It's always weird to me when men violently advocate for children who are being abused because it's not really about the children but their savior complex and desire to get closer to children in any way possible where they can be seen as a safe and trustworthy adult
I found out I was cheated on and instead of owning up the guy just blocked me on everything. so I decided to Venmo request him for wasting my time and he actually approved the request π I just received financial compensation for being cheated on I cannot
I love being the "astrologer" friend in social circles because I am no longer seen as a weak mortal but an all yielding star wizard who speaks in riddles while transcending both time and space
@cutienataliaa
@PopCrave
Natalia sits at her desk, twirling her pen. She can't think, her ideas aren't coming through. But this is a disadvantage she whispers to herself. Anyone smarter must be stooped to her level. She grabs her Fanta drink and sips slowly "if everyone is treated like me they won't know
My hot take is that Capricornβs / Aquarianβs are not unemotionalβ¦ the planet Saturn literally has like 80 moons. People just donβt want to take the time to understand our unique range of internal experiences. Itβs always the ppl who are too lazy to read us who call us cold.
One thing about someone with Scorpio AND Gemini placements... they WILL figure shit out. Even the most hidden secrets. This combo truly makes some of the best researchers I know IRL. The way they see patterns is hyper stimulated. I love meeting people w/ these placements π₯Ί
@animalfndlv
What the absolute *** is wrong with you? Someone had a seizure, was completely disabled and unable to even reach you physically in the hospital. And you take away their animals? Do you know how much the stress of your DISGRACEFUL ACTIONS could trigger another seizure?
@BiaPumPum
It's funny how for months Doja has been telling us she's no longer holding back who she is and then she openly and proudly dates a predator. We got a full on prequel to her villain era. I hope the victims get justice and doja falls.
Capricornβs are the scape goat naturally in situations because their inevitable self-isolation makes them susceptible to manipulated narratives about them since they donβt have ppl close to confirm their intentions. Itβs easy to single out the one who is already isolated.
Freaked the fuck out rn because my friend said they know someone who lost their evil eye necklace in their drain, spent hours retrieving it and it came back with a second evil eye tangled on the original necklace and I can't sleep now like what the fuck does that mean
Feeling so stupid because all the tarot girlies predicted that there would be this world power that would be revealed eventually for having control over everything and the whole time I thought they were talking about the Illuminati when itβs ZIONISTS πππ
I neglected my π¦· for 10 yrs out of shame & dental trauma. As I saw elders in my life have to get all their π¦· removed bc of neglect, I realized the importance of prevention & daily investment. Our dental health is huge. It directly corresponds with quality & length of life.
@joenickys
@LexiAlex
It's illegal and Kim k sued a company millions bc they used her name in the advertising of their product without their permission. This seems like an obvious court case where he will win. Idk what the legal code is called but it's real lol
As a βοΈ Capricorn.. No one has ever let me have it easy. When people step into my life and treat me softly itβs uncomfortable but exactly what I need. Sometimes Iβll deflect it bc I was conditioned to only see life as a mountain not a hill. Ppl who treat us gentle.. thank you π