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bio // january 4

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๐Ÿฆญ eeeeeeee โœก๏ธŽ
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Mentioned the โ€œitโ€™s joeverโ€ meme to my mom and she misremembered it so now I am never going to stop using the phrase โ€œIโ€™m bidoneโ€
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๐Ÿพ๐—ž๐Ÿต-๐—–๐—ฌ๐—”๐—ก๐—œ๐——๐—˜๐Ÿพ
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Hating people based off of their gender is yucky in general me thinks
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@ledumb_deep fun fact: this statue is still intact and being displayed at confusion hill
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@TallWillows wallace is so cunty in the third image omg i need him
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@alexigd2 @porgiexd ghetto smosh stole porgies based tweet + gs fell off
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@StarDumbJam this one goes hard
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@kyamojis you are very gross and weird leave neil alone
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@curiosityman2 woag so ret ro
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@fin_sharkoo scollace andโ€ฆ selfcest??
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i hate that snapshot so much i cant take it anymore hereโ€™s a high quality scan
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{โœฆ} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {โœฆ}
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oh no i'm seeing people become convinced in real time that this admittedly funny edit is the original image this is the REAL effect
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@Smith_Robotics his family is posting his drafts. itโ€™s almost like heโ€™s still here.
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@psientificeden arenโ€™t they BABIES
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@TopBrickBoss this single gif is funnier than all of hazbin hotel
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@CEOofIsaacs what does this mean?? eggs??????
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@Kenkito4 AFX!!!!!
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@Ish_bruhh scott pilgrim yaoi canon im so happy
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@questionmark39 i prefer the tiny shit on the sleeve
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@beetlemoses why do they connect? viper extended universe confirmed?
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@ruggyscruggy Anyone speak Japanese? I think the word Date was mistranslated, i think theres a japanese word that means "going out as friends" that got translated as "Date:going out with romantic intentions"
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HARDCOVER COLOR EDITION
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playing with new brush what do you guys think
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@GwiaReal the universal symbol of danger
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@beetlemoses NO THOSE ARE JUST ALLEGATIONS DONT DESTROY THE EARTH
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@luciascarlet MOTHERFUCKING BLISS HD REMAKE
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@blumhouse whatever this thing is
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@HazelAppleyard_ @FunnyMemeDog2 i physically cant stop ejaculating
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@FuckFurrgots @bizdoesstuff [๐„๐—๐“๐‘๐„๐Œ๐„๐‹๐˜ ๐‹๐Ž๐”๐ƒ ๐ˆ๐๐‚๐Ž๐‘๐‘๐„๐‚๐“ ๐๐”๐™๐™๐„๐‘]
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How to make the Vegan Shepherdโ€™s Pie from Scott Pilgrim, a thread ๐Ÿงต (text is copied verbatim from scott pilgrim volume 2)
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โ‹†หšเฟ” based ๐œ—๐œšหšโ‹†
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so if starbucks is the only place open and iโ€™m hungry do yโ€™all want me to starve genuinely lmk
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@ledumb_deep another (less fun) fact: bills hat in his current state is a different hat. the original one was stolen by an unknown fan during the brief period when the statue was at reedsport. here is him in said location with his old hat in the floor.
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@Bearthedog131 @ledumb_deep his legs werenโ€™t modeled for the sculpture
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thank you for 2 likes
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@deeznutvinecomp yeah but that backflip tho
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@ChazingtonYT why does this look like itโ€™s from 2012
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@Primalrockfairy @SaevireSineFine i think telling someone to harm themselves after just telling people to not support a creator for depicting someone being harmed is bad actually
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@Dream if the uber driver in the video has an iphone, why are all the messages in green? i smell fabricated evidence.
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archiving this shitty tweet before it becomes lost media #Clod
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@CrispyFrise you said this in the trailer buddy
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the REAL yt kids???
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@feydemon buddy the show was marketed as an anime
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@npdnoco why did this scene get deleted im gonna cry
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@Hinmyboi No ๐Ÿฅฐ
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@morgniy thatโ€™s a complicated question. it depends on what you mean by god. you see i-
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@blackboyclit call it gay
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@FNaF_Funnies this was the scariest jumpscare in the trailer
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@TheNightLizard @TheJakeneutron dwayne is advertised more than the actual title of the movie : (
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@db_witch I have to come out Iโ€™m the metal backdrop from this video
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@goodbyellow YEEA BOAY KEEP KICKIN YOURE SO STRONG BOAY YOU CAN DOIT I BELIEVE IN YOU
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@PsychoJoshGT @xXFurrySlayerXx minors dni and interacts with minors
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@UsualEngieMain @phoney_otc i need the All New Classic Crispy Chicken Sandwich from Arbt
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@WiiDiscChannel can you do this on actual hardware without the shoddy green screen poko used
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@FearNetContent @MNateShyamalan @elonmusk elon ainโ€™t gonna notice you
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@JesterzzzXD @sixx_bow @morritician โ€ฆ aaaand there it is. *slow clap* Schrodinger's Asshole, ladies and gentlemen.
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@atomictortoise2 GET MJ OUTTA THERE
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@KellytoyDK no way they made a monopoly out of a fucking turbosquid model
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@0liviaolive peak animation
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@hourly_shitpost where is atlantis
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@TopBrickBoss @ThatChristian12 I CAN LIKE ERIC ANDRE AGAIN
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@ArneoxFox SI ME VEN ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ SI ME VEN ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ VOY CAMINO DE BELEN ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
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@DharrmannO @EGA_Kaaa i was one of the 12 people. itโ€™s true.
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@KellytoyDK I am attracted to men above the age of 18
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@benadieshekiel Whereโ€™s Wallace?
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Dreamworks employee here! The design of the shirt Jack is wearing is was a character from what was gonna be the film after KFP. Unfortunately fans fell through and some of the characters from the film were reused by Vizzie on the HB series. Hope this clears up any confusion!
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wait. did jack black predict HELLUVA BOSS in 2008???
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@obsess__possess โ€œboy i sure do like this gorillaz albumโ€
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@KennethCrooker1 it gets worse ๐Ÿ’€
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@phoney_otc nega scott: โ€œi will date wallace AND ramona with consent. bicon.โ€
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@Corbarrtate horny bait artists when someone makes a sexual joke about their character (they couldโ€™ve never predicted this)
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watch Itโ€™s Such A Beautiful Day by Don Hertzfeldt
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@boykisserkittyx @lhaveswag32 My Instagram account got hacked!
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@binej_yeah may i interest you in slave of god by increpare
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@literally_Wario i read this in avgnโ€™s voice
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@TheRealNeoThe HIS NAME IS GET OUT (2017)
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