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Like the Dude, but smaller/ likes hockey more than you/ ♊️🐘 🥍/ suffering Detroit Tigers fan / #cheapie

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So I'm making a vine thread....you're welcome
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Can we dog shame real quick? Like can we make this a thread of just dog shaming? Okay I’ll start: ate over 20 beetles last night and threw them up.
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Honorable mention. Ate a sewing needle. And how its framed.
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@SaeedDiCaprio I don’t think he understands how much he is hated
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“Right foot two stomps”
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Can someone explain what actually happened here?
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She looks so cute and so evil
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@cargnarlie I hate when they do that. “Hurry up” chew when they hear “WHAT DO U HAVE?!?”
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@abbitchboy The best rap done by a person dressed like that
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@UCame2CaShow …your dog owes you financial compensation lol
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@spicebabe2 @FallenPoultry @BillyCorben @browardsheriff No not even a desk job. He shouldn’t be in a position of power.
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@mak__cruz OK, the one at the top of the thread who ate the beetles? Sometimes will sit down so hard she farts.
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@chronicallybeee I lost my girl of 11 years in march. This made me laugh. I’m also having a terrible time coping with her death. I hope they all meet each other up there💕
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@FullSendSel Me this whole tweet:
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@WantFcuk Just THAT vacuum?
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When it’s your husbands funeral but you gotta promote the album. #TigerKing
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@HereForTheTea2 Shes the problem. Like literally. She is the problem. She has been kicked out of every friend group shes ever been in.
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@KevynLuke We just MAY have to stan
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@ohjasminee She knows what she wants.
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@NewsGuyGreg @ewarren @PeteButtigieg @MyNews13 @BN9 Everytime I see this mans name I’m reminded of how our justice system failed Trayvon Martin and his family.
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@tweetsbytyre God forbid people get hobbies.
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@yorokobitattoos I’m sorry, but the glob glob glob took me out
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Not alot going on atm
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I sleep well at night knowing I was never attracted to Morgan Wallen.
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The porn bots on this app, albeit annoying, are super supportive
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@cscottpower Drywall gains
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One more just for fun idc
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@W_B_Rick @clay_c0le Zinc oxide, you’re welcome
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Honorable family mentions: tobey (L) will SOB anytime my sister leaves him, if you don’t immediately greet him when he enters the house, pooped out a shoestring once. Nala (R) loves too hard (will drag you by your shirt so you can love her)
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22. I feel like everyone needs one of these on bad days (also ily @SJSchauer )
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@insertartyname He knew where to go lol
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@MissyBBBobtail She said nope. You’re not leaving me.
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@CSantiago1001 In his defense, he had the speed
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@Jamie210 Okay but the eyes
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Solid day to be born and be mid.
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@HereForTheTea2 “Blood money” can this man stop making blood named products. Like calm it down Skeletor
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@morg_alexx TRAILER PARK TAMMY😩💕
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Thank you, ellie. I love you always💕
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Hi I work in Sev Co, where people from other states WITH HIGHER CASE AMOUNTS, are coming to vacation. Thus increasing the number of cases in my county, so please grow up, and put a facemask on and care about the health of others.
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Men over 30 should be put in homes honestly.
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4 U I Would
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@notsolittyditty I mean. He had us in the first half lol
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I mean, Peter.
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One more just for the legs
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Bought a valentines day collection just to not have a valentine.
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HER SISTER WAS A WITCH BRO
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This was put in my “surrounded by love” category from my yearly snapchat replay.
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Pink swimsuit.
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el tappatio
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pink swimsuit
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HAHAHAHAH REALLY http://t.co/ymsbjpqm39
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@kaitlinblair_ 8. iM a GiRaFfE
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Little commotion for the legs
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Growing up is bringing two cardi’s to the function
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Id never thought I’d be alive to see this.
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@lilylightyear The face says “AND ILL DO IT AGAIN”
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18. this has made me laugh uncontrollably for about 5 minutes
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A visual of what its like telling a kid they can’t go down the slide, and then when they finally CAN go, they just look at you.
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15. remember that time Dj Khalid mispronounced jewelry..like just completely butchered the word
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Thank you.
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I shot my first movie today.
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Reasons why i’m single
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reasons why i’m single
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13. This vine is always over looked and idk why
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Hi so my dog has advanced lymphoma. She’s okay for now. But yeah.
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@b3broad “You wanna see a magic trick?”- him probably
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Finally got a hair cut.
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Trying to find a man the old-fashioned way (twitter)
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Happy blackout Wednesday
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@itsmeheythere I would honestly love a Jasper podcast where he just asks random people questions.
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16. IM STILL LAUGHING OVER THIS
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Predatory recruiting. Literally. You wanna talk about predators in schools? You wanna talk about grooming children? The military does it.
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I don’t understand how a kid like this wound up in the military to begin with. Rest in peace, Aaron. You were incredibly brave, and shouldn’t have had to do this.
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@cheapiemac She sounds cool irl
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@superinterestng Mine ate a sewing needle.
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Drink water
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Classic sunnies
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Shes giving princess buttercup
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Age gaps are hot and also comforting. Like knowing he’s going to die first, brings me peace.
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I feel like we watched this scene happen live on the TL today
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Best work uniform top ever owned.
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@simsimmaaa I did not know any of this. And I’m quite honestly APPALLED, but then I see Chris Browns name and I’m not surprised.
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Happy Halloween 🔪
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Literally all I’ve watched and re-watched is @NBCSuperstore , hands down one of the best shows on TV rn
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@BigHecLIVE @Grandpa I’m calling the MoMa as we speak
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Sorry bout it
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Moving to Denver is the male equivalent of getting bangs.
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Final outfit
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@kendallhosseini That show is trauma. It’s just trauma to the viewers to the actors, it is.
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I wanna thank scott disick for making these shorts.
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@kaitlinblair_ 6. when the direct deposit comes through
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@whotfisjovana Okay but i still have this
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Post gym cold plunge sucks, but i digress, go tigers.
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14. Just because ryann brought this up the other day
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29. the voice of a generation
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Sup horse
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I mean, dude, it is.
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Just deleted a girl off my snap chat because she told me “baseball is boring as hell.” Well Holly guess what? Your makeup tutorials suck, and your dog isn’t cute.
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Honestly my best moment was when Jimmy Nolan put me at #2 on his hot girls of twitter list and less than 72 hours I was blocked.
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