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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

7 days

Better than a good morning text. Ladies and gentlemen, Mnipee kazi ya writing I deliver.

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@mbinya_1

2 years

Kuna jamaa nilikuwa nasoma na yeye campo ashaenda kuwa makanga. Yaani hakuona ata better opportunities?

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@mbinya_1

5 months

A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I decided to return it. The shopkeeper gave me another one free of charge.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

1 year

I gave you pussy when you were broke

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@Its_Roddie

1 year

What does the statement “I was there for you” mean when spoken by ladies? 😂😂😂

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@mbinya_1

5 months

Unaadmire mtu akifanya shopping alafu unaona ameweka downy na wow wow kwa shopping trolley yake 🛒😭😭😭 Who is not married in these streets?

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

9 months

Quickmart has the tendency of labelling an item as on offer with a lower price on the shelf then failing to adjust price on the cashier's computer. If you dare ask they tell you that offer iliisha. Frauds.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

5 months

Nikiwa nimevaa mgongo wazi alafu mtu anshike hivi on the back na anikiss hivyo hiyo date inaisha that time tuende nyumbani akazime moto amewasha.

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@femininaura

5 months

Me & my man. 😌

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

4 months

not even the CIA can make me show you texts za mtu nililala na yeye

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

8 months

Those who stay alone, what motivates you to cook?

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

4 months

Unaenda kuzalishwa na misogynist anakuchokora womb anakuua akijaribu kutoa the male baby wa kwanza ndio akuwe first born.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

1 month

Apparently there’s a platform(s) where you get paid to chat with old people who are lonely. Cloudworkers and text broker factory(there might be more which I’ve not heard of yet). There’s one which pays through Mpesa I don’t know which one of the two.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

22 days

Using your mum as an example to put across the point that women are dumb is nuts.

geoo

@geoo_______

23 days

My dad was a form 2 drop out , my mum was a graduate (English lit teacher) . Kuna siku i asked mom hii story ,she told me ati alijua my dad is a form 2 drop out when he died 😅😅😅😅. Women can be dumb

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 months

I've seen a post saying teachers are not nowadays going on a strike. A teacher responds & says that they teach only what is equivalent to the pay. I want to laugh decently coz this is the absolute truth and the main reason private schools perform better than public ones.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

11 months

Come to my DM to shoot your shot; It's not a complete waste of time. I'm not married . So kindly invest your time in me, maybe it will favor you. Thanks in advance.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

8 months

Mwanaume akiwa hajui kuflirt kazi ni kukuliza "umekula?" mara tatu kwa siku. Are you Glovo my brother?

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

3 years

A certain fool camping on my tweet trying to show me that I am a loser yet yeye alilipa fare akuje kuniona, akanibembeleza anipeleke super nikakataa and I had told him that I have a boyfriend. Wanted to pay me for work not done too. Declined his night calls bado hakurada. Simps.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

1 year

I blame myself for discovering late how sweet the clit can be.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

@JackWERE7 @Limorio_ We huoni ni osamaotero

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

@Yobike254 Watu wa single room na plastic carpet husinya sana.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

So my ex died waaah heri hivyo aliniwacha juu sijui how I would handle death

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

Huyo tangu afike 27 years husband-less anashinda akisifu wanaume kwa TL yake na kusema vile she should be dominated. I hope she gets one tweep soon who's looking for a clown.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

1. Kuwa na pesa zako ukipelekwa date. 2. Usiende na watu.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

6 months

Fuck relatives and everything they stand for. Fuck cousins.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

4 months

Harder haimaanishi deeper.

Mokaya🇪🇦

@its_mokaya0

4 months

Madem husema "harder" ni kama uko na some more d*ck umeficha chini ya pillow.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 months

@epcogal She is just okay. Wanakasirika because it is their time to feel the pain

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@mbinya_1

3 years

Ukiona kiziwi ameanza kusikia baridi basi jua ndio ameanza kupona🥺😂

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

1 year

Online writing is decorated mjengo for people with degrees.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

9 months

@Keane4K Unaita BM mama fua?

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

@Ole_Kaelo Sugar incites hunger hormone. So you end up eating more food than the body needs. Now that's where the harm comes in. When you eat more than enough for the body, the extra is stored as fat. You become fat, you are sick.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

Umewahi pewa 3some ya FFM ama huna nguvu za kiume?

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

@Kenyans We are not giving you a chance to rig elections. We have foreign numbers. We can use other networks. We can transact from bank physically. We can call WhatsApp to WhatsApp using the foreign numbers. We will kopa using your lines before you block them. You can now go ahead.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

1 year

"Alpha" men are taught not to marry early and preferably marry in their 40's because supposedly their value has risen and women's value has fallen. In words they don't tell you but they imply, it's easier to get a wife at that age than it is in your late 20's.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

Wamesema creamers wako na STI? Alafu juzi walisema squirt ni mkojo? Mkawapea Kuma dry wakasema haibambi? Wow. That's men.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

@Just_Wanjiru Hujui Kizungu, hujui technology, hujui baba ya watoto wako, nini unajua? Usiseme kugonga magari .

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

1 year

@LeeRussian Watu wa kwenu wanafaa wapeleke death certificate huko wapewe pesa. But huwa iko na deadline sikumbuki ya how long, if not reclaimed inapewa serikali

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

1 year

@evenmaina 😂😂😂😂 this can never go well because my dad will offer him alcohol and if he admits it's done.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

Men, how do you manage kukaa kwa nyumba na dem alikuwa amekuletea Kuma na akifika akatae? You are patient humans than I.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

Kuna jamaa huku hujifanya alpha sana na nimewahi type wah kwa status akanitumia mia tano na hajawahi nimeet.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

1 year

If you are good at something, don’t do it for free.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

23 days

Nimeona mengi lakini kurudia huu ujinga apana 🥹💔

Mbinya

@mbinya_1

23 days

ata nimewahi ambia my sister aniangalilie huyo mtu kama anarespond messages ama alikufa

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

3 months

Not my mom though I’m sorry for your experience 👍

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@Osama_otero

3 months

Mkichapa hesabu most of you mlizaliwa when your mums walikuwa 20-22yrs. Be happy atleast your mums walipata responsible dads. Sasa uko childless at 35yrs na dready omena unajamia a 20yr old amepats ball na chali ame-take responsibility.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

25 days

Huyu huwa anabully watu & she isn't what some boys have hyped her to think she is. Nilimuona CBD siku ingine karibu nimuwekelee kofi on behalf of you all lakini hiyo siku sikuwa in my usual gangster mode I was a little bit jovial. Kamama kafupi kanono kakitembea miguu inashikana.

KESH

@wangecike_

25 days

Wewe ndio unanitusi ??? Si umepaka makeup na ukaingia Studio how bad is the damage kwani?? Toka Studio ingia Gym sasa Kibiritingom wewe unikome

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

5 months

Anajua kuadvise watu vile watauza cabbage zao lakini watu wakimuadvise vile atadeal na grief anaanza kulia.

Kuwams🍉

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

3 months

2016 KCSE was basically repetition of previous KCSE questions in all papers. You only required a made familiar. LMAO.

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@Gustavo__254

3 months

I hate matiangi. Ile kitu alitufanyia kwa KCPE 2016. Thank God I was bright😭😭

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

6 months

Girlfriend beaters give the best sex. Don't ask her why she is staying, it's the sex.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

Unaimagine vile ulikuwa unatroll mtu akiwa hosi ukisema ako na kaswende na ameenda bila kukusamehe. Bullies!

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

Wababa wengine huwa some bunch of idiots. Unataka mtu alose pregnancy fat overnight enye bibi yako ameshindwa kulose in 5 years. Sijui ni wapi imeandikwa you can lose weight in one month. Wengine wenu mnaongea hivyo ata mko na vitambi mmeshindwa kukata in 30 years.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

I only listen to mtu tunavuana nguo. Kama hatudinyani usiniadvise advise wamama wako.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

11 months

@ShankiAustine Petite babes deserve protection

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

@Chad_254 Hiyo ni kuwachwa bila drama. Silently tu juu hataki kuexplain. Ebu huyo jamaa ajiheshimu.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

1 year

Sijui mbona wanaume wengine huona kama sex ni favour kwa relationship. Sex is a basic need!

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

8 months

Asking me "huwa unapeleka pesa wapi na huna watoto" is very abusive.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

10 months

Present day men are upset when they see a woman who doesn't want to get married by them and is fine by herself. They thought that marriage is a basic need for women and a luxury for them😂😂

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

1 year

Mamako anajua unanyonyesha watu wazima Nairobi na huna mtoto? 😂😂😂

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

@MorrisMaurice95 @RobertAlai Hujui unaweza fungua camera na uweke kwa mfuko ya shati ikiface mtu na hatajua?

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

@Ole_Kaelo "Hi, I think you'd be happy with someone else but not me, and I wish that you find that person as soon as possible, thanks for understanding."

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

1 year

@Its_Roddie It's not always about sex ata. Maybe aliona huna akili.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

11 months

@Dr_AustinOmondi Alafu service ikuwe Saturday usiku. Wakutane katikati

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

11 months

Imebidi nitoe nosering kwanza nifocus na homa.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

@DrKanyuira Pal sijawahi kukuchanua? Hizi ni za retweet group. They reply that to every business tweet

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

9 months

@KatheuNzyimi Of course it is. I'm into BDSM.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

Adams, Hukumbuki ukija kunililia vile uko na stress home hawataki kulipa fee na exam imekaribia. Mara unataka ulipwe robisearch ulipe na huwezi hama juu unahave kulipa fee kwanza? I ask once again, you thought that would make you get sympathy coochie?

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 months

I pay for WiFi so that I can use it the way I deem fit. Why should I purchase airtime to call you and we’re both online? Oh wait are you working for Safaricom?

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@BeckyMoraa_

2 months

We’re both in Kenya why would you call me using WhatsApp Audio

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@mbinya_1

2 months

Lost money again. Investing is not for me. Business is not for me. Nijikute tena!

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 months

Kulipa rent nayo hunikasirisha.

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@mbinya_1

2 years

On black tax, kama hutaki kuona your family ikiteseka do this. Ukipata salary toa airtime na fare ya kuenda job. Tuma hizo zingine home. Live in the streets ndio usilipe rent. Depend on mobile loans for food. Usikubali your siblings wateseke vile uliteseka.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

@QuickestTempa Actually, this is better than "I love you". Women love details.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

7 months

Shenzi. Idiot. Pakashume. Chui kasoro mkia. Umetax kila kitu hadi sasa viatu hatuna.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

Quick one, you people hate your fathers for not providing for you but love your mothers yet they chose to bring you on earth with that same person you hate?

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

17 days

@Mareh3mu Unavaa cd na unapull out. 2FA defined.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

@Osama_otero Kwanza ushago unashangaa mtoto anafungwa pampers wa nini. Mtoto anachomwa na pampers na mmekaa bure tu. Hizi vitu zinafaa kutumiwa mkitravel, my view though.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

3 months

Usipin chat ya mtu. Bidii yake imlete juu.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

1 month

Huwa naisha sana mwanaume akinipea number ati nimtext or call we meet. The maximum time it stays on my phone book is 10 minutes after kuwachana and block.

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@mbinya_1

2 years

@_AllanNgash Kuna wale wanaimba lugha tunaelewa sisi wote na kuna wale wanaimba lugha ya ghetto enye inaeleweka na people in that setting only. The latter can fuck themselves.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

11 months

Better when I'm slutted. Anibebe aniweke kwa edge ya kitanda, aniweke cuffs kwa mikono, aweke ile ya mdomo na achukue whip. Anitandike kwanza before aingize d. Then aingize akinislap ass, anipindue he spits on me. Lol, I can't explain like it is with experience. Better in person

Baby Yoda

@Lush_Pls

11 months

If i had a man I'd slut him tonight ju ya venye niko stressed

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

1 year

I'm happy men have started dumping their overweight partners. Unfat or stay single.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

@BenjahMusyox Ni mwanaume? Leta number nimlete kwako

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

Ata mkisema "women mature faster" is a myth I ain't dating my agemate. Afadhali niambiwe nadate wababa.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

Polo Kimani amesema hiyo Dick sio ya Benzo anajua ya Benzo vile inakaa.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

11 months

Guys, hakuna difference mkiattack shop ya Osama muibe laptops na spare parts zote. After all it's our taxes we are protesting about.

Sir-Rap-A-Lot

@Osama_otero

11 months

We are protesting because these politicians are vandalizing our taxes. Hakuna difference. Hii ni GG

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

@osoroKE The way men are interpreting this comment! Mwanamke your age anaweza kuwa ako stressed na marriage yet wewe uko stressed na vile utahandle three side chics against your main. She might be stressed na accumulating assets at while at the same age it's beer funds that worries you.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

Narrative ya alpha only exists in your head. Tafuta pesa wasichana wakufuate kama nyuki kama goal ya kuwa alpha ni kuattract wanawake.

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@mbinya_1

2 years

@aramah_ Nijipate hivi najinyonga

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@mbinya_1

2 years

@Ole_Kaelo Nilikuwa naenda main staffroom kukula lunch napata watu wa TSC washajiwekea nyama zote wewe imebaki ukule rice na soup. Alafu wanachukua ata plate mbili, moja ya nyama alafu ya rice.

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

1 year

Heri nyinyi na pesa za kupaka rangi. Anyway, men love pussy and don't care how your nails look like.

GOD OF WAR! ☠

@khagyrie

1 year

This is what men love sio hizo kucha za shetani mnaekanga!🤦‍♂️

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

4 months

Ni kama huyo ndio best woman umewahi smash sasa huwa lazima ukumbushe watu juu ulifanyiwa favour hadi huamini.

Rein

@Asamoh_

4 months

Men paying 18,500 for sex when some of us just cook rice beans and a 🍷 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

Anachukia Sessy juu ya kupigania Peter Kariuki

LEGIT DAILY

@NewtonOmache

2 years

Uyo mdem alifanya mdem mwenzake achujwe campaign I’m hearing

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

@HEBabuOwino Umeamua kusafisha jina. Maybe you teach me how to shoot?

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Mbinya

@mbinya_1

2 years

@kipmosop @LaQueenJ Nyinyi ndio husema mnataka both sides of the story. Kwenda uko

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@mbinya_1

2 years

Fucking muscular men is so great. I look forward to this everyday.

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@mbinya_1

1 year

Budget ni 1000. Delmonte, game tano na nduthi😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@mbinya_1

2 years

@beth_kasinga People are comfortable with pastors 😂 hakuna mtu ametaja hiyo

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2 years

@Gitz__ 😂 sasa kuenda night shift ni kitu ya kukosa kuoa mtu

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@mbinya_1

6 months

Maneno ya "unaishi wapi" wacha we sema unanitaka wapi.

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@mbinya_1

6 months

Do it alone, do it broke, do it tired, do it scared; just do it.

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@mbinya_1

2 years

@Kenyans Kwani mliexpect asome hivyo vyote na akose kuwa na pesa?

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@mbinya_1

2 months

Which gifts do you get male friends apart from Mpesa and alcohol? It is a friend please don't deviate from the topic.

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@mbinya_1

2 years

@MoseMasao Ilishukwa nywele na Nani?

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@mbinya_1

2 years

Hakuna mtu alipigiwa kura na Degrata ameshinda.

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@mbinya_1

7 months

Mimi hushangaa watoto wa campus wanatoa pesa wapi.

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@mbinya_1

1 year

Naenda kutafuta nyumba alafu mtu ananiuliza "Ni wewe kweli unataka nyumba ama ni mamako?" Ni kama nitaanza kutembea na ID basi watu waache kunidharau 😣

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