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invader zyn

5 years

STOP talking shit about different US cities New York is INSPIRING Los Angeles is ICONIC Chicago is MAGNIFICENT DC is HISTORIC Philadelphia San Francisco is CUTTING EDGE

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invader zyn

@matt_digs

5 years

new jersey really be like _____________ / 💰/ / ⛰ 🏙/ 🗽 \ / \ 🐴 \ \ \🏄🏼‍♂️ / 🔥 | / 🤠 | -----------_

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@quaddiequad say what you want but these girls would defend the gays with their lives

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I'll storm area 51 only if @KaceyMusgraves is there singing space cowboy

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PHILLYS A GREAT CITY IM JUST PLAYIN. my god... sensitive

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@mvddm I flew across the country to recreate this

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Summer fun! 🏖❤️ (*private island all tested negative multiple times wear a mask❤️)

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I shouldnt have tweeted this

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day 9 of social distancing:

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When Mabel waved hello at me I cried a little

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Being able to like "_____ has left the group chat" on GroupMe is the most savage move

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@carolhatesyouxo @quaddiequad It helped in the moment

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me reading my mentions

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@goodkindalex yeah but I only think of crumbling infrastructure and delusional sports fanatics

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@ladygaga and you’re in alcatraz babe

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@matt_digs

5 years

STOP hating me personally for this meme format I didn't expect it to BLOW UP I tweeted this hungover in the GROCERY STORE Yall allowing it to gain popularity as YOUR FAULT Philadelphia I am TIRED

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@matt_digs

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@allydunlay @jodieegrace when they tell you to “be apart of something bigger than yourself” this is what they mean

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@elliepeek I’d bottom for her

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@cschrader enjoying my twitter?😏

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@matt_digs

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boys in the bathhouse really be like “sorry about your bridge” 🤨

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@AndreaCiannavei is UNDERWATER

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@impossiblefxg hol awn... is that blair waldorf

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i love how we just accept “i. d.o.n.t” like this is how apple controls us

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@pantsasnapkins @DidthePhilslose ok first of all I'm a twunk...

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@matt_digs

4 years

I will NOT let my irrational fear of DC gays prevent me from exploring new friendships and relationships if/when public places open again

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@yessdetective @SandraZelga we absolutely do not

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@matt_digs

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@CNN moana cake for your 25th birthday though? okay grow up

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@MarlaCaceres same energy

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@baeburke

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@matt_digs

5 years

when i visited illinois i learned that they actually have “barn parties” where kids get a drunk in barn in the middle of a corn field and that was a bigger culture shock than any european country gave me

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all of the dream… how does it mean?

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@heisnerk @politicalmiller @ktweetbash that's why we have senators, next

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@Iadybtrd @iamkatesbush Then he be like

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@matt_digs

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working a 9-5 isn’t so bad once you accept that if you also want to be healthy and have an active social life you’re going to be tired for the rest of your life

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@matt_digs

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@BearCherian I'm really not..

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@RosemaryMcL @carina_del_mar ...it's pork roll

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late millennial/gen z culture is having fond memories of 2008-2011 as if our parents weren’t going through the largest financial crisis in their lifetimes

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@matt_digs

4 years

work again...

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@matt_digs

5 years

I didnt create this meme format for this fucking bullshit

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5 years

STOP talking shit on STEM majors Biologists are CLEVER Chemists are BRILLIANT Biochemists are GENIUSES Mathematicians are INTELLIGENT Engineers Physicists are REVOLUTIONARY Computer Scientists are EXCEPTIONAL

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@matt_digs

5 years

@jaboukie Warren has a plan for that

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@matt_digs

6 years

i am so proud to announce that I still do NOT have an internship for the summer of 2018! couldn't have done it without all of you and I'm SO excited to see where this experience will take me 🙏👊

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@matt_digs

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"That'll be five dollars" *takes out rare piece of art "Will this cover the cost?" #apmacro

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@taylvr google chrome is a woman

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@matt_digs

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for those who doesn't believe the horses check the carfax

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@boy____troy can’t believe he posted this he’s so vulnerable 😩

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@matt_digs

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@realDonaldTrump

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@matt_digs

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17yr old me walking into stevens institute of technology for orientation thinking it was going to be the best four years of my life

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@matt_digs

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@porusprakash @politicsluo Boston has BAD TRAFFIC

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@matt_digs

7 years

It's called mental health awareness month. It's in May and you should probably aware of the mental illness that you have.

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@matt_digs

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I hate this pandemic, if I wanted to waste my early 20s I would’ve stayed in hoboken nj

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@matt_digs

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walking out of the movie theather in the afternoon be like

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@matt_digs

8 years

so ready to FALL 🍁☕😍🎃 F: fail every test and everything I do A: act out irrationally L: live with many regrets L: lay in bed indefinitely

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@matt_digs

5 years

im so tired just report me already

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Shady meme says 'stop talking sh*t' and proceeds to talk sh*t

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@matt_digs

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@HeyLeslie97 using this

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@matt_digs

5 years

me tryna snag a cheesesteak in philly

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@matt_digs

3 years

I GOT A JOB OFFER LADIES AAAAAAHHHHHHH

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yeah sex is cool but have you ever applied to a job that didn't ask for a cover letter?

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@matt_digs

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philadelphians that keep having to see this tweet on their TL:

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@matt_digs

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@xBellaGonzalez it is the chaos that is camden nj....🔫doesn't do it justice

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@matt_digs

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sr yr of high school i found a public domain arrangement of crazy in love for marching band and i INSISTED to the director for us to play it at football games and it worked and i STILL thought i was straight

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@matt_digs

5 years

it’s getting colder and darker and if lorde doesn’t drop her album soon who knows where my serotonin will be

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@matt_digs

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@SlightlyAwff @ChrisRGun who tf hurt u

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@IDrinkThere4IAm @qjurecic True I forgot (🎰💩)

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@matt_digs

4 years

one year ago today

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@matt_digs

6 years

central jersey does NOT exist. shore towns, however, are exempt to the north-south division due to strategic location and new york influence in otherwise southern towns. in this essay I will

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@matt_digs

5 years

look what you made me do @Twitter

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@matt_digs

4 years

we’re in an unprecedented global pandemic and recession, the country is on fire, our democracy is hanging by a thread, and you STILL ask me what my 5-year career plan is? grow up!!

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@matt_digs

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"make sure you pledge that you have abi-" me: I pLedGe mY hoNoR thAt I haVe aBidEd bY tHe stEvEns hoNoR sySteM

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@matt_digs

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umm actually i’m pretty sure oversharing to my coworkers IS a personality trait

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@a_roach06 so free...i want what she has

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@matt_digs

3 years

this but for me only (I lost my job today) 🥳❤️

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@matt_digs

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damn I really tweeted, went to bed, woke up this morning and everyone hates me 😳

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@matt_digs

5 years

my tweet has been in so many news articles where the fuck is my paycheck

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@matt_digs

4 years

should probably use my day off to find a doctor/dentist around here but i’m probably gonna get high and go to the national portrait gallery instead

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@matt_digs

6 years

if you wore this hat in 2009 you're now in prison I don't make the rules honey

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@matt_digs

4 years

guy on grindr is offering to drive me back to dc tomorrow do i risk getting murdered instead of just taking the 6 hour bus

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@matt_digs

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@BaltimorePolice

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@matt_digs

5 years

probably like point pleasant nj but less beach and more incest

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@Mattmarinelli_

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I wonder what life is like in Point Pleasant West Virginia

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@matt_digs

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this cake be like 𝐻𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝐵𝒾𝓇𝓉𝒽𝒹𝒶𝓎 👹 M̸͖̖̞̗͖̦̆͒͐̾̿̔͂Á̵͎̤̯͈̅͜͝T̵̨̳̹͓̊͐T̴̡̧̝̦͈̹͓͌̅͜ 👹

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@matt_digs

7 years

i hate small talk. let's talk about traveling, adventure, what u got for questions 1-4 on the hw, ur lab data

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@matt_digs

4 years

well...choices were made this decade

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@matt_digs

5 years

start working full time for the next ~50 years tommorow

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@matt_digs

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the kids who used to bully me in middle/high school now have found their purpose in their lives sharing facebook posts about the gas stations in their hometown that rip them off...justice is served 😌

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@matt_digs

4 years

in case you were wondering how my new life is in dc someone told me that they liked the “dadbod” look i had...i’m 9% body fat

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@matt_digs

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being born in ‘97 is great because I get to pick and choose if I’m a millennial or gen z when it benefits me 😌✌️

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@matt_digs

4 years

birthday steak society has progressed for the need for birthday cakes

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@matt_digs

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me at 19: yeah he’s 24 so he’s a total DADDY 😍 me at 22: yeah he’s 37 so he’s basically my age

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@matt_digs

4 years

can’t believe I came out only 4 years ago if you knew me pre-2016, no you didn’t ✨

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@matt_digs

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@RocketScalping @BullyEsq that place still exists?

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@matt_digs

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my mom just drunk visited me at the boardwalk 😍 maybe i’ll surprise her one day by getting day drunk and visit her at the daycare center 😳

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@matt_digs

4 years

how i feel after giving the bouncer my ID

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@matt_digs

3 years

lost my job, quit the gym, temporarily moved back home, and now I’m getting fat 😜👊 girl boss moment

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@matt_digs

3 years

um no sorry I haven’t been vaccinated yet I’m too young, skinny, and non-essential 😘

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@matt_digs

4 years

im so happy that I was dropped/rejected from not one but TWO fraternities in college and had to actually think for myself and not comply with a deeply racist, homophobic, and misogynistic system disguised as “br*therhood” 😌

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@matt_digs

4 years

my biggest flex but also biggest regret

amir "mumu" soprano 🪝

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can't believe my friend made a meme

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@matt_digs

5 years

DC culture is: -extreme metro etiquette -potbelly -income inequality -gay rights -white people walking their dogs in the same location someone got shot -"fuck trump" -sweating

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@matt_digs

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new york transplants will make new jersey the butt-end of their jokes like they’re not from des moines, iowa

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@matt_digs

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remember in high school when we couldn't even drink water in class like how fucking dumb was that

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