🅿️esbian @maryandfrens Twitter profile

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@maryandfrens

1 month

Nobody has ever given me an answer that doesn’t centre themselves

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1 month

Normalize asking “why do you want kids?”

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3 years

This account is legit shade borough for the government

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5 years

Designer blinds people uno

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5 years

Me singing both parts of Rompin Shop

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@ernie_apple

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Me singing both parts of Promiscuous

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2 years

One of the funniest videos ever. When this song comes on in the dance I just point and walk

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@maryandfrens

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@seaofknees_ Nope! There literally isn’t one loool. This world is so shit people have kids to make them feel better about it

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3 years

Nah you know why this is so funny. There's so many instances I have done this to give false sense of urgency 😭😭😭

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@maryandfrens

1 month

@yelitanotsweet This is nice and I think really relevant for kids who are already born. I kinda wish more people saw it from this pov

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@maryandfrens

2 months

What is acc wrong with our country 😭

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@BladeoftheS

2 months

King Charles has decided to change his Crown logo from the one on the top, to the one on the bottom. This change could cost up to £50m, a brilliant use of our money.

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@maryandfrens

11 months

White people at work act like they don’t eat at home. You’ll make simple toast in the office and they’ll be saying “smells lovely!” Babe it’s literally bread?

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@maryandfrens

2 years

I feel like as a woman if more than one man agrees with you, you're wrong

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@maryandfrens

3 years

Got a new job last month and hated it. God heard my cries and gave me a new one with higher salary and the ability to work remotely 🥺♥️ yay

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@maryandfrens

6 years

“Does that sa-“ Yes. Yes it does

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6 years

Unpopular opinion: you are almost always the cause of your own unhappiness

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6 years

@Oloni Looool man really said come to work with me

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@maryandfrens

5 years

Insults are my love language. Seriously

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@maryandfrens

2 years

I'M SICK OF PRETTY GIRLS BECOMING DJS AND BEING SHIT AT IT

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@DJRTistic

2 years

We’re cancelling each other over DJ takes today. Post your cancellable DJ related take.

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@maryandfrens

6 years

Wooooow the queue for crepes and cones already. These man are really gonna prosper ❤️❤️

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@maryandfrens

1 year

This is one of the sexiest white women that exist. This is not a WORST at all

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@marvelousmarc96

1 year

Like bruh 🥵

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@maryandfrens

2 years

I saw this yday and was so confused

Dios Mio 🇸🇴

@Farda_Alphonso

2 years

Everyone worried about afros beats at carnival but we should be focusing on white people having their own floats

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2 years

Until you date women, as a woman - you never really understand the extent of their madness

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@maryandfrens

3 years

Lmao I got fired two weeks ago on some bullshit. Interviewed for a role today and got an offer less than an hour later 😭❤️ with an almost 8k salary increase wow lol God is so good

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1 year

@EtceteraWithEst I’d be sooooo rattled I can’t even lie. Imagine your exs tune just following you everywhere you go

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6 years

Going to an all girl’s school. I laughed EVERY DAY

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1 month

@seaofknees_ Yep that final sentence is the killer and the reason most people shouldn’t be parents! It scares me the way I hear some parents speak to their kids in public, as if they’re inconveniencing them - when you very much produced the child?

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@maryandfrens

2 years

Tems styling during her whole London trip has been tip top. Kudos to whoever is responsible!!

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@maryandfrens

2 years

I’m dead at Indiyah’s top. To a naij nanny, I’m crying

INDIYAH UPDATES

@IndiyahUpdates

2 years

Indiyah meeting Dami’s grandma is the cutest thing ever 🥺😭💗. Real ones know about Dami’s grandma 🤭😂 #LoveIsland #Damiyah #Indiyah

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1 year

Dating a 9-5er > dating a creative

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1 year

She has the right idea. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day

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1 year

why is there a woman eating biryani chicken and rice on the bus at 8:40AM?!?

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@maryandfrens

7 months

I think a lot of the OG black British podcasts need a hard reset. The content is drying out, unstimulating and monotonous. Pods I used to never miss a week, now barely get a listen

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@maryandfrens

3 years

Boy whats the diff between a real one and a fake one

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@iambrimiah

3 years

Them fake checkups don’t work with me, I’m good mind your business.

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@maryandfrens

3 years

You can explain and explain, if the person is committed to misunderstanding you then they will only hear what they want to hear

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@maryandfrens

5 years

My skin looks like a filter. Wow. I stan.

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@maryandfrens

3 years

Controversial but I feel like your understand and experience of what "adulting" is, is capped until you move out

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@maryandfrens

2 years

One drink for hydration, one drink for vibes, and one drink for cravings x

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@maryandfrens

3 years

Why have I seen nobody talk about Ashley Darby's tiktok 😭😭😭 every video feels racist #RHOP

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@maryandfrens

2 months

A late fee is a great incentive icl loool. Might teach people to turn up on time for the tickets they paid for?

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2 years

I honestly cant believe this is a freestyle. Jamaicans are poets

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@maryandfrens

1 year

Finding the loml was the only good thing to come out of this year for me. I’m really experiencing a selfless, deep love that I never thought I’d be deserving or worthy of. Grateful 🙏🏾

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@maryandfrens

1 year

You could be having a menty b in the middle of central and nobody will even ask you if you’re okay

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1 year

Londoners, what are some of your icks about London?

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3 years

"I can crack on at home" she really can #loveisland

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@maryandfrens

4 years

Bare of these boards on twitter had me making my own 😭 my housemate took a banging pic lol

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@maryandfrens

1 year

Someone at Dankie just asked if there’ll be a break from amapiano at all during the party. Loooool??? It’s an amapiano rave?! FOMO is killing my people

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3 years

@mxmsworld Not the nollywood effects!!!

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@maryandfrens

6 years

Men are out here saying they don’t remember the last time they cried. How healthy is that bro

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@maryandfrens

5 years

Crazy to think how many people I genuinely loved (platonic & romantically) that I don’t even think about anymore. Shows me that nothing lasts forever, there’s nobody I can’t live without, and won’t be long til they’re tomorrow’s “remember when...”

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@maryandfrens

1 year

Who remembers the show Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps? 😩 BBC sitcoms were 10/10 man

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@maryandfrens

10 months

A woman’s impact on a man’s life is undeniable, sorry.

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No cap, a babe has to put you on to it. I knew nothing about sushi ,salmon and calamari before

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@maryandfrens

2 years

Whoever said after God, fear women was very accurate to say so lmao

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@maryandfrens

9 months

Not the wizkid tickets being free again looool

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@maryandfrens

6 months

And I’m hearing he was only getting £6k for this. Pls be fr. £6,000 is not worth my freedom

Mauvaise Pute 🧚🏾‍♀️

@jenny_gxo

6 months

You guys need to go watch the mini reportage a Peruvian news station did. Very dramatised and well done. It wasn’t his first time doing it, he did it back in February but got away with it, so it seems he was already on the watchlist. Look how much he was bringing back? 🤣🤣🤣

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Losing friends that were once important to you is always hard to adjust to, but ultimately always happens for a reason

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@maryandfrens

6 years

I was literally billing it and then my mum sent me this

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2 years

@maryannnotmary The imagery is cracking me up

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3 months

A man wants me to buy tickets 14 months in advance

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3 months

EU and UK! I couldn’t forget about U! USHER: PAST PRESENT FUTURE tickets go on sale Thursday, 22 Feb @ 12pm local. Sign up at the link to get the code to the FAN PRESALE starting TODAY @ 10am |

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5 years

I’m naturally flirty, so when I’m waved it’s peakkkkkkkkk

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@maryandfrens

1 year

@munchclubtv The fact it was even the people behind event uploading it too lmao 👎🏾

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4 years

This is how u welcome the baby and mother home!

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1 year

You buy a ticket. Then go to the cinema looool. It’s even dark nobody will see you’re alone if you really care

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@maryandfrens

1 year

Keyword: COMFORTABLY! That is a huge priviledge

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1 year

Being able to comfortably live at home with your parents.

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1 year

Guys, what music do you think would play in hell? I think it’s EDM

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@maryandfrens

2 years

It's easy to judge other people's romantic boundaries when yours aren't for the public to digest and unpick

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8 months

It’s quite sad and also telling on character how spiteful and mean people can be once you are no longer friends. I believe in honouring the past relationship even if the current state of our relationship isn’t that

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3 years

Self awareness is an interesting concept. We all think we are self aware because we exist in our own bodies and experience our lives first hand, yet you can still be in a bubble of delusion or ignorance about how you come across to people

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2 years

@k_illua The epitome of iconic. The crack was cracking that day 🤣😭

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3 years

So basically she was shagging the boss for her brothers bag?

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3 years

Not Davido at Recess. Littyy

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3 years

Alexa, play Peng Black Girls by ENNY

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2 years

Big mood for Kaytranada though 🤣

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@maryandfrens

1 year

I think the idea of being in your 20s and being with someone for 10+ years is crazy. I just see it as prison 🥱 you didn’t get to explore or experiment. Just found a childhood crush and just locked in just like that for life

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6 years

Love is so beautiful. I’m actually a hopeless romantic

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@maryandfrens

11 months

@bilzyb Some people weren’t even bopping to crazy in love

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@maryandfrens

4 years

Looking like one 90s rap babe

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@maryandfrens

4 years

The way everyones begging for rain. Are u gonna go outside and dance in it?

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@maryandfrens

10 months

Ableism is really some shit man. People proper don’t care and it shouldn’t be like that at all

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@Jaynae08

10 months

Feeling mad conflicted. I've been wanting to go to DLT since the first one but at this point I just feel so disrespected and unwanted. How have I emailed and dm'd numerous times to get information about accessibility before I part with my money to be met with silence??

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@maryandfrens

3 years

Took myself on a date to see little simz and a photographer managed to capture the fit

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@maryandfrens

3 years

Projection is a mad thing. I feel like I always resent people who have previously projected onto me, like I never forget that shit cos how dare you make me feel responsible for your undealt with emotions lol

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Have I actually unlocked sexy?😭