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Syndicated Host of @theqnow weekly on @foxnews KYRO/ @cbsradio WIBH- Father, Husband, Orator. political commentator. Wrestled men for 💵.

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@nojumper Those dudes are going to jail.. he’s definitely snitching again
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@GuyWithSwords The most exercise either of those 2 have had in quite awhile
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@arshbajwaa So, to combat manipulating the market, they want to pause it so they can figure out how to manipulate it back?
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@FightHaven Fxcked around and found out
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@realDonaldTrump You're resigning?
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@FightHaven Why did he just take that and record it. Pummel her for that. You gotta defend yourself. Forget the video shxt.
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@business These people don’t even understand how apps and the internet work… so how can they be against something if they don’t have a clue how it works??
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@keithboykin @Phil_Lewis_ It's almost like they're starting to try to signal to their base that political violence will be tolerated.
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@Acyn 5.1 billion for one elementary school?? Mental illness is a massive problem with @RepMattGaetz @Jim_Jordan @laurenboebert and a few others having daily public episodes.
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@krassenstein I’ve fallen and I can’t obstruct
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@realDonaldTrump How did she Bleach Emails? They were recovered by Wikileaks and then you promoted the leaking. You're your own worst enemy. #karma
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@DalaiLama Of all the headlines I expected to read today, "Dalai Lama asks child to suck his tongue" was definitely not on my list.
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@MorePerfectUS If children are busy working, they're not busy being educated. If they're not educated, they won't be aware of their oppression or how they can fight against it. It's all about creating ignorant, docile slaves for the future fascist empire they're forming before our eyes.
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@krassenstein Mitch is irrelevant now. Mitch is trying to make himself seem less evil. Mitch stood on the floor day of and said it was craziness and stupid...then sided with Trump 2 days later for no apparent reason. He is a turd of a human being.
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@joncoopertweets As a malignant narcissist, he has to create a reality built specifically to protect his fragile ego. Him saying they were crying is his way of negating his big fear in that situation, which would be people mocking him or laughing at him.
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@FoxNews @POTUS why is this news? OH YEAH...nevermind, this is a very rare occurrence for Trump. I assume the WH is getting a 18 hole course
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Its funny England. You keep hoping for William to be the dude for the royal family… but to the entire world outside of england, Harry and Meghan are the real royals that people respond to. Giving them leverage and influence unlike the crown has currently
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@ClownWorld_ I mean I wouldn’t say big ass tits…
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@PFF Aren’t 32 guys better than me but I’ll back up Malik Willis though
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@realDonaldTrump But then this happened and everyone's equal again....
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@DailyLoud Imagine having millions of dollars but because you sex traffic women, you wake up in a bed bug infested Romanian prison cell.
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@realDonaldTrump @Morning_Joe I am embarassed you are my President right now. Sincerely, Everyone in the United States😉
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@ShaneRossouw @FightHaven Not in China… lol
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@Jim_Jordan Who is worried about gas stoves? Seriously. Thats a conservative, talking point only. I haven’t even seen tweets about gas stoves from anybody liberal as a news story.
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@nypost Anyone consider they told her to place her hands behind her back, and unlike many, she comply's with police?
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@BleacherReport Nobody asked for this. Not anyone. Not media, not fans or players. None. Just nobody.
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Niall Horan’s song “Too Much to Ask” is better than Ed Sheeran’s “Perfect”
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@nypost Well lucky for him, he wasn’t SELLING anything
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@MeidasTouch Then she should go back to not being an elected official
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@coachkeane1 @nmistry108 @OfficialSPGB @realDonaldTrump Don't ever call yourself a vet and stand on the idea of the Punching women is OK
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@CalltoActivism What I love most about this is that Disney didn't even turn this into a PR battle. They just quietly cut this idiot off at the knees.
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@therecount To me this just further proves they are their own worst enemy in the situation. Now the citizens deserve better in the clean up, but things take time and they have to accept that. Ukraine was probably already a visit planned before anyone knew about a train derailment.
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@nypost Nobody looks for drag queens and discusses genitalia more than LibsOfTikTok and conservatives. Weird they look for it the most and degrade it on their posts so much. I’d stop looking for it. Such weird people.
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I woke up to Kanye West threatening DL Hughley. What is wrong with trump supporters in America. Their marriages are failing and all they do is blame everyone else for their issues. It's weird to live here now.
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@MeidasTouch Damn that was gangsta as hell!
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@Human101Nature Whats the point. Like the other guys said “by the end of the night she will wish she never made the mistake.” Ace up the sleeve in that relationship.
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@MeidasTouch "Matt those kids are children...stop staring at them like your Jim Jordan."
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@krassenstein Good thing Facebook, twitter and Youtube let Trump back because it's been a whole two years since he last incited a riot
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@davidmweissman @BernardKerik Right after they died on his watch and from his words inciting their deaths
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@OccupyDemocrats Socialism for me but not for thee
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@riazgold @CNN Of all the headlines I expected to read today, "Dalai Lama asks child to suck his tongue" was definitely not on my list.
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@Phil_Lewis_ Socialism for me but not for thee
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@TrendingLiberal @nfiking Its rough enough being disabled with out fully able bodied athletes from the school just throwing your devices around like turds. They got some maturing to do and they should be expelled from the school for that.
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@SouthlandPost The “fvck your feelings” crowd sure has had a lot of feelings lately
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@Ojeda4America This is a whole new genre in itself. Pictures of people from life before they were told to be angry republicans
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@realDonaldTrump Thanks Obama!
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@realDonaldTrump You’re tweeting out of control. You get so mad that you can’t force people to like you that you get enraged and post thirty different problems and things for no reason. It’s sad. Your not very tough or American.
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@ReallyAmerican1 She is actively calling for the division of the United States. Literally calling for the downfall of the country she represents. Traitor going to do as traitor does.
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@GOPPollAnalyst @realDonaldTrump No you just disagree with what I said… I'm actually extremely researched about the stuff.
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@Phil_Lewis_ If children are busy working, they're not busy being educated. If they're not educated, they won't be aware of their oppression or how they can fight against it. It's all about creating ignorant, docile slaves for the future fascist empire they're forming before our eyes.
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@CalltoActivism He signed it privately at 11pm and it was only announced through a tweet. He knows he fucked this up but also knows he has to sign it to have any chance at a political future.
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@EdKrassen I'm tired of Lex Loser making a mockery of everything and getting away with it.
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@FightHaven I'm sorry. I have no sympathy for teens that want to fight adults
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@ReallyAmerican1 It's funny how they are trying to claim it was private yet they literally had a transcriptionist in the room, meeting in a public building, while serving the public on public jobs. And I bet the building is covered in security cameras and warnings about surveillance.
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@patriottakes They putting all their eggs in the Trump basket and they don’t realize they lost millions of voters on Jan 6th.
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@nmistry108 @OfficialSPGB @realDonaldTrump Actually the guys probably punching women in the face for him yesterday are probably obsessed.
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@patriottakes Always worthless opinions in republican land
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@ChristopherHahn It was Trump…. He downplayed everything And then still got vaxxed
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@patriottakes She has severe mental illness. To just start randomly saying weird prayers with no background. Ugh
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@patriottakes Most people are stop talking about George Floyd nobody ever cared about Ashli Babbitt.
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@Acyn This is the day the republicans and conservatives jumped the shark.
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@SophieNovack Brought to you by the state that hasn't figured out electricity.
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@GOPPollAnalyst @realDonaldTrump @WLTaskForce Nope not really . Just you posting dumb uneducated tweets. Where is your check Merk at nobody?
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@libsoftiktok Cool. She’s got a curriculum to work with and she probably has a voice to talk with. Seems like a probable win. Now if she was a conservative she would constantly bring up pedophilia and want to discuss it with everyone. Super weird in that case.
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@realDonaldTrump Pray for impeachment.
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@Human101Nature Dude with camera is wack
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@realDonaldTrump Do you have Tourette’s syndrome? You yell out phrases completely out of nowhere.
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So people calling #Kaepernick a hero for sharing his opinion are calling Cam Newton a coon for sharing his opinion?
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@PopBase This dude is a loser for that. Great you pretend to not hate jewish people again… cause you want that adidas money. Got it homie. He’s out of pocket on all this. Just ignore this dude.
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@GavinNewsom So there is a rape registry in Florida? What kind of weird fxcking state is @RonDeSantisFL florida?
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@Rap This better be the BEST FXCKING SOUTH PARK EPISODE EVER!!!
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@mtgreenee Biden say's he was attacked at this State of the Union by a crazy woman dressed like a disney villain.
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@JoJoFromJerz I hope disney leaves and wrecks that state. Without disney, florida is just some beaches and bad trump supporters. He really mad that all his residents like Trump better. Lol
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@PopBase MAGAs don’t have the first clue how to make anything great. They only know what they don’t like.
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@nypost This has to be a skit from simpsons or south park at this point.
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@FightHaven To be honest, I would take either these dudes for my team in a situation. They both come for it and fight tough.
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@JerasIkehorn I live in missouri. I host liberal radio on a Fox affiliate. Yes you can own guns and be a liberal. Tons do.
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@nypost Unfortunately for her, her daughter (28 yr old) killed kids. Children who couldn’t defend themselves. She gonna catch hate. Not because of her personally but guilt by association.
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@FoxNews I'm hearing many ppl say Steve Stephens "needs help"..No. He is evil. Streamed a murder on Facebook. Kill him.
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@realDonaldTrump I think the addition of "I did not know about it" at the end unequivocally means he did indeed know about it.
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The minute Trump said Europe is going in a different direction and claimed it was worse... I turn off the presser. USA NOW HAS DOUBLED CHINA with cases. We are the worst off.
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@510ProSports @arshbajwaa Laws made in response to an unintended group gaining access to privileges which were reserved for the elite has been common practice in this country for the centuries.
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@Forbes At least Iranian is a real word…. Imagine saying “hamberder” or “covfefe”
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Now that’s news!
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ahead of pride month Trump’s administration put a ban on embassy’s flying pride flags. so as of today, I am now the owner of Hell, Michigan. I bought the whole town. And my first act as owner, I have renamed my town to Gay Hell, MI. The only flags allowed to fly are pride.
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@MegynKellyShow @megynkelly Meg3n Kelly over here judging others for their pettiness when we got troves of the internet dedicated to her attacking and poking the bear for years. Hell 2014-2018 Meg3n spent verbally attacking everyone. I mean everyone.
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@DC_Draino Sounds like everything you’ve enjoyed over the years is gone. Man I would hate to sit there and think about “10 yrs ago I liked bud light but now they know a trans person that doesnt affect my life and I’m living in the past.” Craziness!
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@EdKrassen @elonmusk Ed the science is questioned in the scientific method break down for science and investigating. Once it solidifies the method, it doesn’t need questioning. This is elon being a punk and poking the bear for people too dumb to know these things.
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@shannonrwatts Following someone out to their car to shoot them is not self defense.
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@ChuckGrassley I just got off the phone with Trump too. He said he's coming to my state of missouri today and will talk about crowd size and Hillary.
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@RepMTG The lack of reading the room on this tweet is incredible. So you introduced articles 2 years ago, and nothing has happened. Not a single thing for 2 years. You sound like someone that gets nothing done. And GEORGIA voted you in???? This like having Herschel Walker in there.
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@realDonaldTrump Admitting it’s all true will not save you and it shouldn’t. You called everyone liars from day One and claimed it was all fake news. The only thing fake is this presidency, you and your supporters. Worthless American crap is all you are.
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@abughazalehkat Looks like Trump finally won the popular vote.
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@HawleyMO But when it happens at a public school 'it's no time for politics'. If only there was something we could do to stop these mass shootings.... Thoughts and prayers obviously aren't working.
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@JustSchmeltzer @FoxNews @POTUS I should've known better. But while we are tagging him... DON, let's do some tax breaks for the middle class
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@MicheleMuse5 Went to sleep in my Kid Rock T-shirt and woke up at a white nationalist movement singing kid rock songs, drinking Busch and claiming the election was stolen.
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@FightHaven Weak ass tv dude thought he was a big man. 😂🤣😂🤣🙈🙊🙉
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We need to post and let @JoeBiden @POTUS know how good a job he’s been doing with the hashtag #GreatJobJoe @patriottakes
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