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@mamashchamuda

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Lebanon hasn’t been blown this much since @miakhalifa last visited home 👀

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@azzasfatalflaw Someone fucking said it 😩 finally. Watching men in their 30s/40s salivate over a child the same age as my son makes me want to vomit violently.

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@NiohBerg Their tears are my juice for the day

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@GoodOldNakk @azzasfatalflaw If it was actually catered to that it would be 25 when prefrontal cortex is fully developed. They make it as low as possible to cater to men who can’t control themselves and want to bang teens because they have porn rot brains

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5 months

"The Jews have a secret weapon in their struggle with the Arabs: it's called 'the truth.'" - Golda Meir

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5 months

Was so much fun trolling the Jew haters with this and happy I made the tribe laugh 🤭😂🤫

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5 months

"Mamash Chamuda" 😂😂😂

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@aaddxm_ Lmao Israel humiliated them by 100 points 💀 keep crying tho little man

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@mamashchamuda

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@itsRanya lmao my holocaust survivor grandparents lived their last days in the beautiful state of Israel with a flag hanging from their balcony. Don't pretend you know anything about holocaust survivors

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@MuhammadSmiry Probably shouldn’t have kidnapped civilians and taking them hostage for eight months then should you?

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@mamashchamuda

2 months

@Partisangirl Lmao unlike you, Israelis don’t run away during war. Go back to Syria, you che @p dominos sh @rmut @

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@NiohBerg @Lady4Gazans She lives in the UK too. She’s going to be found.

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@mamashchamuda

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@TRobinsonNewEra I fear England is too far gone. Such a shame, London used to be my favourite place to visit.

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@mamashchamuda

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@TRobinsonNewEra I wonder which peaceful group is responsible for this

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3 months

Funny Jew make Arab man sad

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@Mish_K_ Lmao she’s paler than me

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@mamashchamuda

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@kendietweets I know it’s a big word sweetie, but let’s break it down: pogrom noun an organized massacre of a particular ethnic group, in particular that of Jewish people in Russia or eastern Europe in the late 19th and early 20th century.

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@mamashchamuda

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@rogerwaters @PiersUncensored @piersmorgan Shush Jew hater

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@mamashchamuda

5 months

Ahhhh fuck it 😂 let ‘em find me. #NewProfilePic

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@mamashchamuda

4 months

I’m gonna start calling everyone from Ireland English 🥰 If they can make shit up then so can we 💅🏼

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@mamashchamuda

3 months

Quick guide on how to #FreePalestine

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@mamashchamuda

2 months

To the Houthis, With love from the people of Tel Aviv 💕

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@mamashchamuda

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@GoodOldNakk @azzasfatalflaw No, a 17 year old cannot fathom the implications of it. Way to out yourself as a n0nce apologist. The only reason 18 year olds should be able to vote is because they have to pay taxes so should have a say.

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@redbullsvviings Keep crying

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@lslothuus @Tesco Thanks for the recommendation! Will pick some up on my way home from work :)

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@mamashchamuda

5 months

Absolutely furious the pro-Palestinians spammed me last week because now I have loads of handsome Israeli and Jewish men and smart hilarious Jewish women on my Twitter and I need to hire a PA to respond to all the love 🫶🏼

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@mamashchamuda

4 months

@piersmorgan Nah, just just did it to Germans during WW2. On a much larger scale.

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@mamashchamuda

3 months

@NiohBerg Wow. A small bit of hope I’ve seen on this hell app today.

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@mamashchamuda

4 months

If you wanted nice Jews, you should have been nicer to them. Unfortunately, you murdered all the nice Jews & now there’s just us: the assholes. Buckle up. #

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@mamashchamuda

3 months

Shabbat shalom ✨

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@mamashchamuda

3 months

@MOSSADil Please please let it be them

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@darlingube Lmao wrong again.

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@mamashchamuda

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@HazelAppleyard_ This is beyond fucking evil. I have had 3 pregnancy losses, 1 in the second trimester that caused internal bleeding and nearly killed me. I know now that I wasn’t supposed to have those children and my daughter was the baby I was supposed to have. But this… this made me fucking

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@mamashchamuda

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@NiohBerg I hate this world.

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@mamashchamuda

3 months

I remember as a teen being told I “looked Jewish” as an insult. As an adult I realised Jewish features are hot as hell. Fuck your Eurocentric beauty standards 🖕

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@mamashchamuda

4 months

@realrabbilinda @jakeshieldsajj Holy fuck I don’t know if this is real or not which is terrifying

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@mamashchamuda

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@GoodOldNakk @azzasfatalflaw Absolutely not. The brain continues to develop and an 18 year old likely makes the same mistakes as a 17 year old. Absolutely pro sex ed. Sex ed does not stop bad decisions that teens will inevitably make.

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@mamashchamuda

2 months

Living it up at the Hotel Tehran 🎶

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@mamashchamuda

3 months

Next Purim I’m dressing up as the Jewess who pois0ned Muhammad ☠️🐍🧪

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@mamashchamuda

4 months

@piersmorgan Our “extremists” don’t rape and murder and kidnap babies and children and women and elderly Holocaust survivors. They post mean tweets.

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@mamashchamuda

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@NiohBerg @N12News I hate this planet

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@Jmole30McCrory @MailOnline Supporting a known terrorist organisation

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@mamashchamuda

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@VividProwess It is but it’s also very very cringe and made by the losers in Iran 😂

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@mamashchamuda

3 months

@NiohBerg Jews are Levantine. Some have faired skin, some have darker skin. We are only suddenly ‘white’ so they can claim we are not indigenous to Israel.

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@mamashchamuda

25 days

Follow: @TheMossadIL Unfollow, mute, block: @MOSSADil One is thoughtful, funny, informative and kind. The other is a fucking grifter making ad revenue money at the expense of hostage families.

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@mamashchamuda

5 months

My son turns 17 in a couple of weeks and I just wanted to take this moment to say how proud I am of him 💕 he was educated in Jewish schools and has had to face college the past 7 months with Jew hating lunatics and he still does it with a smile and a Magen Dovid 👑

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@mamashchamuda

5 months

We already did.

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@mamashchamuda Lmaao go back to where you came from

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@mamashchamuda

4 months

@piersmorgan Oh come on, Piers. Who put them in danger? Who hid hostages among civilians? Let’s not play games.

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@mamashchamuda

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@hasoonassi Quite easy to forget something that literally never happened

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@mamashchamuda

4 months

@khamenei_ir Then why are yall crying genocide? 💀

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@mamashchamuda

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@HumaZhr Can’t wait for this garbage to be community noted 😂😂 he’s talking about the SETTLEMENTS. Which was already ‘illegal’ under international law. Not Israel ‘proper’ (everything but West Bank is legal) Also we’re gonna keep building in the settlements because it’s ours lmao 🤷🏻‍♀️ cope

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@mamashchamuda

3 months

R @pist Mossad Dog stole my shoe 👞

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@mamashchamuda

22 days

Thank you gorgeous Zio angels for 3k followers 🫶🏼 I still can’t believe I’ve only been active on here since the beginning of May and that many of you care what I have to say. Here’s to many more laughs and simchas 🥂😘

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@piersmorgan Let’s stop pretending it’s one man doing it all. He has plenty pulling the strings

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@mamashchamuda

3 months

This isn’t something I’ve ever discussed on here, but I think maybe it’s important even though I’m anxious to, because of the hateful rhetoric we have to hear about Israelis. My aunt married a Palestinian, before I was born. I was very close to them. I spent half of my childhood

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@mamashchamuda

2 months

The juxtaposition of my comments section

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@mamashchamuda

3 months

@HenMazzig The terrible incident was a Jewish man being shot to death and his corpse burnt alive in the West Bank

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@mamashchamuda

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What the fuck did you think ‘never again’ meant? Good vibes and cookies? 🤔

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@mamashchamuda

4 months

Coincidence?? @jakeshieldsajj

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@mamashchamuda

5 months

You should hide your face, you look like you’re in the final stages of rigor mortis.

redsarah99🇵🇸 #BlackLivesMatter🍉🍉

@redsarah99

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I don't hide my face, I'm not a Zionazi scumbag.☺️✌🏻❤️

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@mamashchamuda

2 months

Coming soon ⏱️

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@mamashchamuda

2 months

Hashem: Okay, so for like two minutes on Saturday I want you guys to be quiet while you wait for your family to wash their hands and make a blessing on the bread. Shouldn't be too hard, can't be more than two minutes of quiet. Literally all Jews everywhere: MMMmmmmMmm!!!

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@mamashchamuda

3 months

How has the world gone more backwards?

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Nadira Ali🇵🇸

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Our beloved Ismail Haniyeh, has been buried here💔

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@jakeshieldsajj Terrible acting.

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@mamashchamuda

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They hate us in both forms. In which form would you rather be hated? 🤔

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@mamashchamuda

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Shabbat shalom from me when I was a 3 year old evil colonialist settler in Israel ✌🏼

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@mamashchamuda

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@Abdullah_Om3r03 Cry harder

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@mamashchamuda

3 months

“𝐑𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐠𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞” turned into “𝐆𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦” “𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧” turned into “𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐞” “𝐍𝐨 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐥” turned into “𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭

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@mamashchamuda

3 months

ISRAEL is using Mossad-trained skunks to spray WHITE PHOSPHORUS out of their rectums ‼️ we have never seen such depravity!!!!!!

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@mamashchamuda

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@DrEliDavid This guy has more lives than a cat

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@mamashchamuda

2 months

Oh wow, Hezbollah denied responsibility… what a surprise. If it was Jewish children they would be handing out baklawa in the streets.

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@mamashchamuda

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@TateTheTalisman Imagine facing a hefty prison sentence for being a nonce and human trafficker and thinking, “ya know what? this will make a banging tweet.” 💀

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@mamashchamuda

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Channeling my mean Israeli vibes before I leave the house so I don’t get sh @ria ’d for daring to be a Jew

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@mamashchamuda

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Jews moving (back) to the Middle East: COLONIALIST INVADERS 🤬 Arabs moving to Europe: yay multiculturalism ✨✨

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@sarabahaa94 Countries that wouldn’t want to step foot in those dirty shitholes: 🇮🇱

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@mamashchamuda

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@TheMossadIL Reminder to everyone to NOT share the video when it is released. Do not do Hamas’ psychological warfare for them.

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@ChitraGupta1430 @EylonALevy @Eurovision Holy fuck

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@mamashchamuda

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Nothing dents their ego more than a woman who gives it back 🚬

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@mamashchamuda

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Inchallah

Sonny forrelli

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@kahntra Inchallah the red triangle 🔻🔻🔻🔻

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London 📍

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If you do nothing else as a Jew: Marry Jewish and have Jewish babies.

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Me coming out of Shabbat to the news:

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@mamashchamuda

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If you’re inbred and ret @arded clap your hands 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@mamashchamuda

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If I say what I want to say I’ll get banned from here. Also, that place is Jewish land and it’s about time we took it back. May Hashem avenge their blood.

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@mamashchamuda

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Cannot wait to drink all the tears that my new necklace is gonna cause walking around Sharia Prison ☕️

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@mamashchamuda

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Who wants to hand out some Ashkenazi baklawa with me?

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@thewebbie Ah, trying to understand Jewish men and dating? Now there’s a challenge as old as the matzah ball soup recipe! Picture this: I’m out there in the dating world, and it’s like deciphering the Dead Sea Scrolls. Just when you think you’ve found a connection, he drops a comment that

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Israel tried to buy me. I said yes. I spent all the money on falafel.

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@mamashchamuda

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Blocked by another clown I’ve never interacted with. Guys, do I have a reputation or something? 🧐

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Elon martyred me and I rose again after a week in Twitter jail as a political prisoner for bullying Jew haters until they cried and wet themselves. Hope you all survived my absence 🫡🇮🇱