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phd. my academic twitter is @KendallGardner but i donโ€™t use it bc this one is more fun. writing & editing at @_VashtiMedia she/her

Oxford, England
Joined February 2014
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
27 days
ok lmfao i usually donโ€™t know what iโ€™m talking about but this time i do
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Read Let This Radicalize You
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โ€œThe students donโ€™t know what theyโ€™re talking aboutโ€ The students:
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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my bandana looks insane but hey, iโ€™ve been awake since 4 am so it could be much worseโ€ฆโ€ฆ so proud to stand with @OxAct4Pal in demanding that our university ends its complicity in Israeli war crimes!!!! From the river to the sea, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
@SaulStaniforth
Saul Staniforth
28 days
Students at Oxford are protesting against Israels genocide in Gaza, and Kendall Gardner explains what their demand are.
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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SHAME ON @UniofOxford CALLING COPS ON YOUR STUDENTS!!
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@zedonarrival yes. yes i was. for many reasons but mostly for the trips away from home with minimal adult supervision ๐Ÿ’€
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
11 days
POLICE DRIVING A VAN INTO STUDENTS SITTING IN THE ROAD
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
26 days
the articles circulating about me in the daily mail and the sun are false. my love island audition tape was not a spoof. i submitted an application. please respect my search for love in the sun.
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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the sky said FREE PALESTINE!
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
24 days
lmfao she can actually fuck off our camp is literally composed of people FROM THE MIDDLE EAST?!?!?!
@therecount
The Recount
25 days
Hillary Clinton criticizes pro-Palestinian protests and says many young people sheโ€™s spoken to โ€œdon't know very much at all about the history of the Middle East or, frankly, about history in many areas of the world.โ€
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR FROM @UniofOxford FROM IRENE TRACEY TO MINOUCHE SHAFIK, GENOCIDAL ADMINS WILL FALL
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
27 days
THIS IS WHY WE ARE HERE. ALL EYES ON RAFAH. WE CANNOT REST UNTIL PALESTINE IS FREE.
@QudsNen
Quds News Network
27 days
The Israeli occupation persists in targeting heavily populated areas in Rafah, killing and wounding tens of Palestinians since this morning.
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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new orleans, girlie, you are so insane for this
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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there is only one thing that matters right now and itโ€™s the ground invasion of rafah. every person on earth has a responsibility to end this genocide. find what you can personally do - and do it.
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
happy tulane graduation the girl next to me was so drunk that she pissed herself and had to leave!
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
25 days
best part of my day everyday is seeing all of the comments iโ€™ve received from people in palestine. i think i can speak for all of the campers at oxford when i say that this is why weโ€™re here - for you. and we wonโ€™t stop fighting!!!!!!
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
11 days
MASS ARRESTS AT THE UNI OF OXFORD!!! students staged a sit-in at the vice chancellors office, all 16 under arrest and 2 in vans. mass mobilisation needed at wellington square. POWER TO THE STUDENTS!! SHAME ON THE UNIVERSITY!! FREE PALESTINE!
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@qjotx iโ€™m actually a phd in politics hahaha iโ€™ve never studied comms!
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
21 days
WE CAN WIN AND WE WILL WIN!
@MiddleEastEye
Middle East Eye
21 days
Trinity College Cambridge, the University of Cambridge's wealthiest constituent college, has decided to divest from all arms companies.
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
26 days
@uncanny_eli @HKesvani you clocked me ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@LalehKhalili @KendallGardner omg i bought this a few years ago and itโ€™s just been sitting on the shelf in my momโ€™s house - guessing i should absolutely read it????
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
26 days
LIVE IN FRONT OF THE VCโ€™S AWARDS! NO BUSINESS AS USUAL DURING A GENOCIDE!!!
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
21 days
havenโ€™t had the time to process how funny this is but omg ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ sulking in my tent lmfaoooooo daily mail is the epitome of jobless behaviour
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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just joined my first union ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ support the @ucu !!!!!
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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tik tok has content restricted all of my vids about the oxford encampment. truly so disgusting that all our methods of information dissemination are controlled by fascist tech overlords
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
25 days
literally this is fucking terrifying for students across the UK and if anything happens it will be the governmentโ€™s fault - just like in the USA
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Truly deranged stuff: the PM and his ministers lined up with the Israel lobby to try and intimidate vice chancellors into repressing protests so a handful of pro-genocide students donโ€™t feel โ€˜uncomfortableโ€™ or โ€˜unsafeโ€™
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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being 23 is weird bc like half of the people from ur high school are getting married and the other half of people from ur high school are also getting married bc you are from indiana
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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live from the encampment: yesterday i found a spider that had deadass spun a web and taken up residence in my hair
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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The highlight of my 2018 was becoming an alt right twitter meme & I honestly donโ€™t know if anything I do in 2019 or for the rest of my life will ever compare happy nye
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
18 days
listening to my dear friends relay their Nakba stories was so incredibly painful. i often get emotional in camp, but this event broke me. this is why weโ€™re here. this is why we camp. i will not rest until my friends and their families can return home, to a free Palestine.
@OxAct4Pal
Oxford Action for Palestine
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Part 2: Day 10 (Nakba Day) at the Oxford Liberated Zone. It was an honour to hear oral histories from Palestinian community members sharing their familiesโ€™ Nakba stories. (1/2)
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
27 days
@ClarissaMBrooks honored, thank you โค๏ธโค๏ธ
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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add this to your nola bucket list
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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like yeah actually i spend a lot of time crying in my tent but because of the fucking genocide youโ€™re aiding and abetting you spineless hacks
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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watch this space bc DR KENDIE IS COMING YOUR WAY!!!!! this BITCH JUST got accepted to a DOCTORATE at OXFORD oh my GOD
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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also stop looking at my boobs loser
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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you make fun of one short guy from westchester county and here come the rest of them...... pack it up tulane university
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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. @LoveIsland @ITV the people are asking for an american this season (only fair after the aussies tbh) and iโ€™m here to deliver ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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IM A NATIONAL SEMIFINALIST AKA TOP 14 IN THE COUNTRY AKA I AM PROBABLY GOING TO PEE MYSELF
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
latest bywater artist couple caught in a k-hole at bud rips
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THIS MY FAULT?!?!!?!!?!????!?!?!
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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i hope the queen dies on the day im supposed to turn in my dissertation and my deadline gets suspended i definitely for national mourning
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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AND THEN THE GIRL NEXT TO ME PISSED HERSELF AND RAN AWAY
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
if u have us govt student loans u should fill this out bc why not
@StrikeDebt
The Debt Collective ๐ŸŸฅ
9 months
The Department of Education has the power to cancel your student debt using their "Compromise and Release" authority. We've created a free application that allows you to apply directly to the Dept. of Education requesting they use its power for you. >
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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happy tulane graduation the row of kids behind me just did fucking bumps of coke
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
24 days
big thanks to AJ & @AJStream for having me on the show. such an important conversation & blown away by the reps from Emory and UChicago!!!
@MyriamFrancoisC
Dr Myriam Franรงois
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Highly recommend listening to the students on the frontline of these global protests - naive? Unclear? Uneducated? Hmmm - make your own mind up.
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@freshhel as a loyal helena fan u have no idea how much this reply meant to me while freezing my ass off in a tent lmfao
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
yโ€™all: my friends are crazy ๐Ÿ˜œ me: ok but have your friends ever made business cards featuring your phone number and an ugly ass photo of you from high school, then distributed said cards throughout the entire city of new orleans
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 years
Yes republicans, PLEASE make me into a trigglypuff meme Iโ€™m literally honored
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my mom and I lost our 1296 day snap streak and she contacted snapchat to say our streak was helping her mental state during covid and they gave it back to us thank u snapchat for saving my mother
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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thinking about when my newcomb big for my freshman year at tulane told me that my class was ruining tulaneโ€™s reputation as an attractive school bc we were bringing down the hotness average & then added โ€œhaha not you thoughโ€ฆ. youโ€™re pretty hahaโ€ฆ.โ€ when I didnโ€™t respond
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i sent this party bus driver 100 dollars for my deposit but then he randomly paid me 100 dollars the next day?? so i thought he was like refunding my deposit and also that he hated meโ€ฆ. anyway hope his child is doing well
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When your feminist rage makes the speech and debate insta
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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me, if I lived in new york: iโ€™m so sorry iโ€™m late I sneezed after putting on mascara six times in a row my boss: beauty is pain girlboss, ur fired ๐Ÿ˜˜ me, in reality, living in new orleans: iโ€™m so sorry iโ€™m la- my boss: girl this is louisiana we donโ€™t have clocks
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
26 days
COME TO OUR RALLY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
@OxAct4Pal
Oxford Action for Palestine
26 days
๐ŸšจEMERGENCY RALLY: TODAY @ 2PM. Outside the Sheldonian. israel has intensified its assault on Rafah, where half of Gazaโ€™s population is sheltering. israel is blocking entry/exit points while carpet bombing densely populated areas. We escalate for Gaza. ALL OUT FOR RAFAH ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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on this day 11 years ago I said GAY RIGHTS
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U know our founding fathers thought we were all dumb & that we couldn't be trusted to vote & now I think they might've been on to something
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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if the new lorde album is happy i will flush my lexapro down the toilet
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
i did NOT just find out my mom got engaged from her snapchat story
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
why is no one talking about the tulane to IDF pipeline
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like yes but the fact that yโ€™all are talking about dc and not puerto rico, a literal colony of the united states, says ....a lot!
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DC should be a state. Pass it on.
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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rationally I know I cannot squeeze a year and a half full of young adulthood into one summer but that doesnโ€™t mean I wonโ€™t be trying
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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I donโ€™t get how shook people are by this whole thing lol like rich people the sky pay to get is blue into college ๐Ÿค things I have literally always known
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@LalehKhalili @KendallGardner โค๏ธโค๏ธ adding to her packing list for the next transatlantic lol
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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remember at tulane when rich boys would just be likeโ€ฆ. kind of dirty and then theyโ€™d decide that made them communists
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Iโ€™m literally living for all of the GOPers making fun of my facial expressions good lord keep this coming Iโ€™ve been in training for this for years
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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๐ŸšจHAPPY IMPEACHMENT DAY to all my hoes๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…who put the ๐Ÿ‘in IM๐Ÿ‘MENT๐Ÿ˜›looks like donald๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿคฎfinally got caught๐Ÿ‘จโ€โœˆ๏ธtrying to call daddy ukraine๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ to take out hoe biden๐Ÿง“๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”ฅ send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿปwoke๐Ÿ“ hoes ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ฉbc eating ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธASS ๐Ÿ‘is the only๏ธ ethical๐Ÿ‘Œform of consumption๐Ÿ˜‹under capitalism๐Ÿ’ธ
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
ive decided after zillowing everyoneโ€™s quarantine snap locations that iโ€™m not alllowing ANY of yโ€™all to venmo request me EVER again
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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absolutely UNACCEPTABLE behaviour from @UniofOxford
@OxAct4Pal
Oxford Action for Palestine
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BREAKING: Oxford University employee openly admits to kicking students during graduation die-in for Gaza. #OxfordUniversity
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
mardi gras mornings are so weird like do I drink? do I sleep? do I drink? do I get ready? do i drink? do I eat? do i drink? ok cool im drinking now alright awesome see you in 5 days
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
so even tho I graduated and have been working full time for measly pay since june, I probably do not qualify for a measly 600 stimulus check bc I was a dependent on my moms 2019 tax return.... that is AWESOME I love congress they do so much for the american people ๐Ÿคฉ
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 years
every time u say the word entrepreneurship, a group of freshmen boys decides to start a food delivery service that they operate out of a dorm kitchen
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
itโ€™s funny bc the reason I most desperately want the vaccine is so that I can once again lose my sense of self inside snake and jakes christmas club lounge
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
got into grad school today going โœˆ๏ธโœˆ๏ธโœˆ๏ธโœˆ๏ธ big brain
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
24 days
i wrote this piece last night and took the time to reflect on this week. please read!
@_VashtiMedia
Vashti
24 days
In this week's Pickle, Vashti editor and Oxford doctoral student Kendall Gardner reflects on the launch of Oxford Action for Palestine's solidarity encampment.
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 years
I feel physically ill. Mostly, Iโ€™m upset that I thought for even ONE second that this wouldnโ€™t be the outcome. The GOP has shown us who they are - time & time again. They wonโ€™t change their reprehensible moral stances. Itโ€™s time for us to change their job prospects. VOTE!!!
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
if your โ€œactivismโ€ doesnโ€™t include Palestine, itโ€™s not activism. the fight for liberation is global & all oppressive systems are connected and reinforcing. solidarity and love to Palestine today, tomorrow, & forever. End settler colonialism, end apartheid, #SaveSheikhJarrah .
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
14 days
omg iโ€™ve reached the level of twitter where all of my tweets get nudes in bio responses ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ iโ€™m so honored
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
tbt to when my boss at an internship pulled up my twitter & scrolled to a pic of me and mike pence in high school which I captioned โ€œI want to light myself on fireโ€ and lectured me about being political on social media
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 years
Hey also just a reminder that these are the types of men that Trump has empowered and part of the reason I was out protesting in the first place. As long as men continue to SEXUALIZE WOMEN & MISS THE POINT while we struggle to protect our constitutional rights, our fight goes on.
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
8 years
Tfw ur 8th in the nation heck ya
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
oxford dating apps are like โ€œtwo truths and a lie: iโ€™m an olympic gold medalist in fencing, my great great great great great grandmother is mary queen of scots, and i named the mathematical theory i invented after my first pet, a cavalier king charles spaniel called Gethsemaneโ€
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
idk how anyone is thinking about anything elseโ€ฆ. send love to louisiana (& more importantly, money if you can)
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
a reminder that the us military is the worldโ€™s biggest polluter. climate change cannot be halted or even meaningfully mitigated without a complete overthrow of the american capitalist-imperialist system. the green new deal is just a compromise & the elite STILL wonโ€™t back it.
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
health insurance? expensive matching with doctors on dating apps and asking them for medical advice? FREE!!
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
i just went on a date that was so spectacularly horrible that a random man from the bar chased me out afterwards to tell me that he wished heโ€™d โ€œwritten it down play by play for a short film ideaโ€and he hopes i โ€œvet โ€˜em better next timeโ€
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
Elizabeth didnโ€™t have to walk up to me during the Kavanaugh protest, tell me โ€œI saw you out there, keep up the fight. We need you in this,โ€ & give me a hug before speaking. But she did. Because she cares. I knew then what I still know now - @ewarren will fight for us. And win.
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
the way iโ€™m gonna dismember 53 crawfish limb by limb and drown myself in erin rose frozen irish coffee and superior frozen pomegranate mojitos until i go into cardiac arrest
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
10 years
"Do you have a boyfriend?" "Where are you looking at for college?" "Do you have all A's?" "You're so tall!!" Thanksgiving has begun.
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 years
Survivors reliving the most horrific moments of their lives to save America from a Kavanaugh confirmation is the most moving act of patriotism that I have ever seen. But itโ€™s downright DISGUSTING that this is what it takes to even attempt to convince the GOP to do whatโ€™s right.
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
iโ€™ve assimilated
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
me on my first day living in london
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
new personality pic just dropped
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
can SHE write a 3000 word essay in the next 7 hours?? stay tuned
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
for those who have been following along no i did not get an extension, yes i submitted at exactly 11:59 pm, and of COURSE im currently omw to shoreditch to consume as many shots as my wee, nutrient deprived, adderall riddled body can take in celebration of the queens death
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
this!!!!! is!!!!!! terrifying!!!!!!
@knowyourIX
Know Your IX
4 years
We read through DeVos' 2000+ page Title IX rule so you don't have to. Here are our top 9 things you should know about the new Title IX rule.
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
and if ur response to this is telling people to vote, with all due disrespect, go to hell
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
when u start getting cooking supplies for xmas... u have officially crossed the threshold
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
old man next to me in a coffee shop just googled "harry styles gay" and now he's reading a webpage with a heading "where the rumors began: the Larry stylinson conspiracy" im watching someone's entire life change forever, right in front of my eyes
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
me at some royal ass palace thing doing some bourgeois shit and looking so cute while doing it
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 years
I hate that iโ€™m currently in the eye of a hurricane and all I can hear in my mind is fucking lin manuel miranda
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kendall ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
8 years
Didn't break top 6, but I'll know my official placement on Friday! Thanks for being so supportive friends ๐Ÿ’– I can't believe I just did that!
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