the mormons i love to hate on instagram are about to try accidentally try beer for the first time cause they think this hersheys yuengling is chocolate soda 😭😭😭😭
I am now calling to service the
@OHNationalGuard
to help protect the citizens of Ohio. Further, at the request of
@MayorGinther
and the
@ChiefQuinlan
, I am ordering the
@OSHP
to also help enforce the criminal laws in Columbus.
@olivia_account_
one time a girl dyed my hair and as she was rinsing it in the sink she stars telling me about how abortion is evil so i told her i had one just to make her feel like shit...anyway she dyed my skin too it took forever to get off
@RaxKingIsDead
i had a professor in college that said always apply for those anyway, you can make anything you’ve ever done in your life count as experience if you sell it right