lydia Profile Banner
lydia Profile
lydia

@lyddva

227
Followers
326
Following
89
Media
3,931
Statuses

easily impressed, can’t eat fries without ranch

Joined March 2014
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
Tweet media one
1
1
131
@lyddva
lydia
7 years
Me in Wisconsin: it’s freezing and there’s nothing to do here Me anywhere else: We the mf powerhouse of cheese and cranberries. We outdrink beer against every state. Water park capital of the world. We started Culver’s. I can wear shorts in 15 degrees.
@stephreiff
Stephanie
7 years
Me in Florida: this state is so fucking hot I hate this tourist attracting, mosquito ridden swamp land I’m melting Me anywhere else: I live where you vacation! I drink orange juice every morning and eat Pub Subs every meal. My mother is an alligator, my father is Mickey Mouse
79
14K
34K
0
11
93
@lyddva
lydia
10 months
@clintoris This is insane
1
1
74
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
@goerge56996286 @olimainn @Ekkotakeover @cob_is_online You don’t even have to work in a fast food place to know that “flipping burgers and taking out the trash” is not all that they do... it’s a very stress inducing environment
2
0
66
@lyddva
lydia
7 years
just think... there are some kids that go their entire lives never experiencing a snow day, going sledding w/ friends, making dope snow forts. we in the midwest are luckier then most
1
4
41
@lyddva
lydia
7 years
I hate that feeling when a perfectly decent song is ruined because it reminds you of a bad person from your past
0
7
34
@lyddva
lydia
6 years
showing someone a song you really like and being able to tell that they’re not digging it is a different type of disappointment
0
4
33
@lyddva
lydia
6 years
going through snapchat memories has gotta be the most bittersweet feeling ever why am I crying in the club right now
0
5
26
@lyddva
lydia
7 years
Instagram is so boring... I don't understand why someone would prefer scrolling through people basically faking their lives when you got TWITTER sitting right here
0
2
27
@lyddva
lydia
7 years
I just want to use this 280 character limit to say: the government is watching everything we do, aliens are real, we are living in 1 of infinite realities, peanut butter and honey is a good sandwhich combination and ICarly was one of the best tv shows ever created, Thanks
0
5
26
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
where do I apply to be the guy who makes up those puns on the electric signs to guilt you into driving safe
0
1
21
@lyddva
lydia
6 years
actually sad he forgot minneapolis again :( we have feelings too posty
@PostMalone
Post Malone
6 years
tour with @21savage @SOBxRBE & @prodbyparis fan pre-sale starts at 2pm local time password is rockstar 🍻 🍻
Tweet media one
1K
18K
58K
0
9
20
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
stop HANGING OUT WITH PEOPLE!!! just stop . Why. WHY!!! Give me ANY excuse and i promise it’s not good enough. stay inside stupid
0
3
17
@lyddva
lydia
6 years
Don’t disrespect la croix like this
@trevor_norris0
Trevor Norris
6 years
Tomi Lahren is the human form of La Croix
6
87
254
0
3
14
@lyddva
lydia
7 years
snapchat really gotta add a feature where you can put a certain text tone on a specific persons snapchats. there’s just sum people i want to be talking to every minute of the day and I’d like to be told it’s them responding so I don’t get disappointed everytime it’s not
0
0
18
@lyddva
lydia
9 months
@lucidgirI it’s giving
Tweet media one
0
0
16
@lyddva
lydia
7 years
Is Post Malone actually dropping an album at midnight or am I gonna have a disappointing day
0
1
17
@lyddva
lydia
6 years
does anyone remember that episode of here comes honey boo boo where mama june was so insecure about her “forklift foot” that she had the nail salon lady paint over her socks
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
4
15
@lyddva
lydia
7 years
Sunday is one big cycle of procrastination, naps, and a groggy feeling of no sleep from the previous days and I am NOT HAVING it
0
2
16
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
does anyone notice her shirt says nirvana... which then in season 2 followed the store ANAVRIN...bitch... the FORESHADOWING
1
0
14
@lyddva
lydia
7 years
y’all ever be sitting bored in class and daydream how the teacher would react if you just got up on top of your desk and started yelling and dancing
0
0
14
@lyddva
lydia
7 years
I'm just trying to seek a relationship where someone understands 100% of my vine references
0
4
14
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
Everytime I get an outlook email I feel like I’m gonna throw up
1
0
14
@lyddva
lydia
7 years
twitter pages like these give me real hope that we could still have a positive 2018
Tweet media one
0
0
14
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
FDT
Tweet media one
0
1
13
@lyddva
lydia
5 years
but it actually was 😌
1
0
13
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
This is awkward
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Donald Trump Jr.
4 years
70 million pissed off republicans and not one city burned to the ground.
79K
66K
314K
0
3
12
@lyddva
lydia
6 years
can we bring silly bandz back in 2018
1
0
12
@lyddva
lydia
7 years
do you ever meet people you really enjoy and feel sad you didn't meet them when y'all were a lot younger
0
0
12
@lyddva
lydia
6 years
how has postys album managed not to leave me dissapointed for one second I love this man
0
4
12
@lyddva
lydia
7 years
me looking back at all my summer memories wondering where tf the time went
Tweet media one
0
2
11
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
There is something severely f*cked up with people who can’t get anyone their own age so they resort to minors
0
0
11
@lyddva
lydia
6 years
if you enjoy eating crunchy peanut butter you’re a psychopath this isn’t open for discussion
1
2
11
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
reminiscing about the time I was at a blm protest and bon iver (Justin vernon) spoke at it and all he had to say is that when he was younger he would always play bball w a couple of cops in his neighborhood and therefore there ARE good cops 😐
2
0
11
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
Culvers??? Taco Bell?? 10 dollars?? I have no issue with patience
@ReadHollyWood
Holly Wood
4 years
Name something you would wait in this line for.
Tweet media one
2K
228
3K
0
0
10
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
I can’t believe people used to read newspapers while they would shit wtf
1
0
10
@lyddva
lydia
6 years
Please look through this thread you won’t be disappointed
0
0
9
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
how the FUCK is it already April 4th??? April 1st day feels like yesterday?????Where is the time going?????????
0
0
9
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
cant wait for my little guy to grow up🌟
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
1
0
9
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
there is no way the amount of wind tonight had nothing to do with witches taking advantage of their full moon
0
0
9
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
bad bitches have pink toothbrushes
0
1
8
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
last selfie last meme
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
0
0
8
@lyddva
lydia
7 years
me: I’m ready for pie now my food baby:
0
0
8
@lyddva
lydia
1 year
@itzstravis @itszaeok Guardians of the galaxy 2 outdoes most of the movies in the MCU you should really rewatch
1
0
6
@lyddva
lydia
1 year
Gwenyth Paltrows digestive tract if she consumed any amount of meat or dairy:
@BigHern
Steve Hernandez
1 year
White Women Will Destroy Your Life
769
786
20K
0
1
7
@lyddva
lydia
5 years
it is honestly ATROCIOUS that every fast food joint serves breakfast with eggs in EVERYTHING before 11 am... rude of you to assume I like eggs😡
0
0
7
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
I appreciate peoples moms who make cookies during Christmas that I get to eat sometimes. Pretty much one of the main reasons I can fw winter
0
0
7
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
just thinking about how I’ve never seen a heterosexual couple where the man is more attractive than the woman
0
1
7
@lyddva
lydia
6 years
@Manly_Branly lol we still won though
0
0
7
@lyddva
lydia
7 years
*guy leaves me on read once* me:
Tweet media one
0
2
7
@lyddva
lydia
1 year
Thanks to everyone for sharing your Morgan wallen concert pictures! It’s so fun seeing what your view looked like from the audience! (it shows me everyone I need to unfollow)
0
1
7
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
i saw a tweet a week ago mentioning how they keep putting new lockdown dates for 30 days at a time so the plan for like 4 months+ doesn’t put people in panic... they were absolutely right
0
1
7
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
Leo men are probably one of the more scarier species I think
0
1
6
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
Tweet media one
1
0
6
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
Always go to the first stall in a public bathroom bc it’s the cleanest bc people always tend to go to the farthest stall this is proven by science
2
0
6
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
If I have clinical depression working at woodmans started it
0
0
6
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
Fuck y’all
0
0
6
@lyddva
lydia
1 year
@jamie15785 @bigtiddygothgf9 @Altblackgals I was searching for a reply about fantage and have found my people
1
0
6
@lyddva
lydia
6 years
I feel like everyone has their own vivid memory of what was happening and who they were with when they downloaded pokémon go for the first time
0
0
6
@lyddva
lydia
6 years
I hope Twitter lasts until 2025 just so we can bring back this mans tweet
@Floodius_
Matt Flood
7 years
Kids born in 2000 are 25 now, how wild is that
281
1K
2K
0
0
5
@lyddva
lydia
6 years
Tweet media one
0
0
6
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
F*ck twitter they disabled my shit for not being 13🙄🙄 BITCH IM 18!!! Anyway I’m back
1
0
6
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
here’s your daily reminder to brush yo TONGUE‼️
0
1
6
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
Fuck Halloween this year I ain’t got SHIT to do
0
0
5
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
0
5
@lyddva
lydia
8 years
when you realize the mannequin challenge is literally just the opposite of the Harlem shake 🤔
0
0
5
@lyddva
lydia
2 years
Enough.
Tweet media one
0
0
5
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
this tweet came at my neck
@NoHoesGeorge
YaLocalWhiteBoy
4 years
bitches be broke and spiritual... you need 222 look 444 a job
8
203
1K
0
0
5
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
Just thinking about this one time in hs where a group of boys told me I’m not a true fan of tyler the creator because I had never watched loiter squad😋 I was 15😋 I’ve had imposter syndrome ever since😋
1
0
5
@lyddva
lydia
2 years
Tweet media one
0
0
5
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
Tweet media one
0
1
5
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
Let’s appreciate this
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
0
0
5
@lyddva
lydia
4 months
Yall drunk text your exes I drunk text my mother we are not the same
0
1
5
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
Syphillis is a pretty ass name idc
1
0
5
@lyddva
lydia
10 months
Did my duo lingo at the club tn (it was the local bar)
0
0
5
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
I hate when people ask me to analyze astrology charts when I don’t feel like it. Girl just google Taurus moon
0
0
5
@lyddva
lydia
2 years
Old men are gross. Why are you as a man yelling at me a young woman in a McDonald’s drive thru. Ur balls are likely mcshriveled
0
0
3
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
It’s me I’m the nasty bitch
0
0
4
@lyddva
lydia
1 month
Jennifer’s body was so incredulously ahead of its time
0
0
4
@lyddva
lydia
1 year
Tweet media one
0
0
4
@lyddva
lydia
11 months
Barbie is the best movie I’ve ever seen
0
0
4
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
the first thing imma do in the hospital after I have a child is check their natal chart
0
0
4
@lyddva
lydia
3 months
Draaaakkkkeeeeeeeeeee
0
0
4
@lyddva
lydia
11 months
Just saw someone holding a pink dildo out the window of their car! Happy Barbenheimer day luvs xxx
0
0
4
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
Yeah TikTok might’ve banned but at least I’m not David Dobrik rn
1
0
4
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
Got unadded on snap today but Mf still had me SUBSCRIBED!!!
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
0
0
4
@lyddva
lydia
1 year
The way to know whether or not a person is fuck-with-able is dependent on their reaction to the sentence “chiropractors aren’t real”
0
0
3
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
Most toxic app ever smh
0
0
4
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
the sun deciding not to come out on the first day of leo season is a statement
0
1
4
@lyddva
lydia
10 months
I’m losing my mind over this
@PopBase
Pop Base
10 months
Tyler, The Creator and Sexyy Red in new photo.
Tweet media one
1K
6K
83K
0
0
4
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
on this weeks edition of white suburban dad: he chipped a ceramic bowl and colored the chip in with a black sharpie marker so my mom doesn’t find out
0
0
4
@lyddva
lydia
1 year
Listening to minecraft music when you’re feeling violent >>>
0
0
4
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
Can we all agree that putting covid into any plot of a tv show or cinema is a bad bad idea and it just should never happen
0
0
4
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
Does anyone else have a hyper sensitivity to caffeine
2
0
4
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
YES KING!!! DROP THAT FUCKING ALBUM!!! A bitch has been parched. Thank you.
SIDE STREET
3K
38K
208K
0
0
3
@lyddva
lydia
2 years
Tweet media one
0
0
3
@lyddva
lydia
1 year
Nah because what about Pete Davidson possessed Ariana into creating an entire song with his government name as the title
0
0
3
@lyddva
lydia
4 years
The way that I’m literally allergic to penicillin and this is 100 percent something my dad would do
@killahBEENbee
Certified Lover Girl
4 years
your daddy take to you to the emergency, they asked him what you’re allergic to. he says nothing. they give you penicillin... now you dead.
480
13K
104K
0
0
3
@lyddva
lydia
3 years
Such a beautiful little Gemini. May he Rest In Peace 😢😢😢
@sighstopp
Phi
3 years
Today would've been Cameron Boyces birthday. Happy birthday to his kind soul.
Tweet media one
74
12K
100K
0
0
3