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Don't drink water after eating fish because the fish will come alive and go glub glub glub glub in your stomach

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@h3h3productions You can’t even be a human trafficker anymore without the woke mob coming to cancel you
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@frosteeflake Now watch me whip! 😜 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_ Now watch me commit aggravated assault and homicide 👋 \ 😳 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_
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@EricFeurer The perfect time to remind everyone to not drink water after eating fish because the fish will come alive and go glub glub glub glub in your stomach
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@GoodReddit Better call Saul
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@KEEMSTAR You can’t even be a human trafficker anymore without the woke mob coming to cancel you
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@LeafyIsHere @KEEMSTAR There are two different sexes. 1st kind: the kind I have with your mom 2nd: the kind I have with keemstar girlfriend
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@___inCANdescent @dodieathedisco How McDonald's keeps homeless people from sleeping on their benches
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Bro
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@kissmyblackkass @Ariellex1_ Guy who ‘doesn’t care about skin color[/s]‘ expects movie about fish-woman turned human by the witchcraft of an anthropomorphic Cephalopod to be scientifically accurate. News at 11.
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@bunnydelphine @PayPal That's really sad. Post titties please
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@HardDriveMag @IsnAkira You can’t even be a human trafficker anymore without the woke mob coming to cancel you
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@Ninja I see you are recoverying from having ligma nicely. Thank heavens
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@nypost John McAfee chillin in his cell: The Guard:
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@JoshyBeSloshy Blood letting has been used for 1000’s of years. It's nothing new. George Washington was a fan of Blood letting until it finally killed him.
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@VorosTwins Banger tweet
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@smeef_ It's always e-boy this and e-girl that but what about e-very time we touch I get this feeling and everytime we kiss I swear I could fly⠀ _  (。・ω・。)つ━ don't forget to follow me  ⊂   /   for more relatable tweets !  しーJ
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@VorosTwins It really does
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@jamjam240 @theadammcintyre I put the warning as not to trigger anyone
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@aihaku @CN_Simracer1990 This happened to me tonight when I tried to share 16 things deaf people are tired of hearing
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@LeafyIsHere IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK THAT SAYS "LEAFY NUDES", DONT CLICK IT. ITS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK
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@ksorbs You can’t even be a human trafficker anymore without the woke mob coming to cancel you
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@keffals @LeafyIsHere I too ratio'd leafy.
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@CircleToonsHD @jubileezline Don't drink water after eating fish because the fish will come alive and go glub glub glub glub in your stomach ⠀      _  (。・ω・。)つ━ don't forget to follow me  ⊂   /for more relatable tweets !  しーJ
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@whotfisjovana Stubble trouble
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@avgmeat It's always e-boy this and e-girl that but what about e-very time we touch I get this feeling and everytime we kiss I swear I could fly
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@BigTucsonDad @KWEENOFKANSAS I hate when movies are so dark you can’t sees anything
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THE “ANTICHRIST SUPERSTAR” MARILYN MANSON HAS CONVERTED BACK TO CHRISTIANITY WITH THE HELP OF KANYE WEST AND JUSTIN BEIBER THIS IS LOW KEY SCARY.
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@KEEMSTAR @defnoodles Court ordered official apology?
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@DjuricTine I just noticed this guy has a fin growing out his head is that some sort of "woke" thing is he in "translation " too? They gone too far these days with my space alien super hero movie!
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@twomad You must have gone home yo
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@jomaticaaa That's better than the time I wished Pink a happy birthday
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@neekolul Here's an unsolicited dik-dik pic
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@Boogie2988 Here’s a picture for ya kid XD
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Still think weed is harmless?
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@Alinity @elonmusk Don't drink water after eating fish because the fish will come alive and go glub glub glub glub in your stomach
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@jakepaul @JuttaLeerdam_ I'm Dutch and I find this offensive
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@DramaAlert That would explain so much
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@DramaAlert Hi 911 can you put me through to child protective services?
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@Rap @sammy20404 You can’t even be a human trafficker anymore without the woke mob coming to cancel you
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@markruffaloTD The winner takes on hasbulla
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@h3h3productions Don't drink water after eating fish because the fish will come alive and go glub glub glub glub in your stomach
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@BNONews They re called Boeing because that's the sound their wheels make when they fall off the plane
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@h3h3productions Don't drink water after eating fish because the fish will come alive and go glub glub glub glub in your stomach
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@itsSaulGoodman That the writers were good
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@fuckyouiquit That guy is a fucking hero
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@VorosTwins Don't drink water after eating fish because the fish will come alive and go glub glub glub glub in your stomach
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@pokimanelol If poki has 5 million fans, I’m one of them. If poki has 5 fans, I’m one of them. If poki has 1 fan, I’m him. If poki has no fans, I’m not alive. If the world is against poki, I’m against the world. Until my last breath I will support poki. I’d do anything for poki.
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@AOC The perfect time to remind everyone to not drink water after eating fish because the fish will come alive and go glub glub glub glub in your stomach
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@PopBase @taylorswift13 That's the only reason I went to see ACDC. I worked in the research marketing department of the stadium and they needed ushers for the event. So I said "oh pick me,please " and guess what? They did, they did pick me! :D
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@mishamusicc Don't drink water after eating fish because the fish will come alive and go glub glub glub glub in your stomach
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@KEEMSTAR @elonmusk I was really worried about covid-19, even after all this time
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@infinitethird I used to love it when he would say “but wait there’s more “
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Amen
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@Rue_Crossing @mazzypopstar At first sight, and it's real
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@VorosTwins Ya got me there, not going to lie
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@KylieJenner Please Don't drink water after eating fish because the fish will come alive and go glub glub glub glub in your stomach ⠀      _  (。・ω・。)つ━ don't forget to follow me  ⊂   / for more relatable tweets !  しーJ
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@Sanbel11 I wish someone would"accidentally" show me their boobs. (As a friend)
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@LilNasX I’m starting to think lil nasx is hella gay ngl
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@Mesut_Ausil Sick of hearing about "Grime" and "Musk". Let's hear about "Soap" and "Fragrance" for once.
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@rajandelman Please #RETWEEET this and save a life! Don't drink water after eating fish because the fish will come alive and go glub glub glub glub in your stomach
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@VorosTwins This is Bert. He wants to say hi.
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@KidDiabeetus They could never make 2 girls 1 cup today. Not with cancel culture how it is.
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