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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

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the levees here are massive

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

5 years

the levees here are massive

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

my name is john frey i wear number seventeen and once i'm done training all of the cattle in the state of texas to stampede across college station on command i'll be making sure your attackman know who their daddy is

Texas A&M Men's Lax

@TexasAggieLax

6 years

Alright, no more Mr nice bro, @lsumenslacrosse ‘s tweets are only ok. They get more recognition than they deserve n we’re aiming for the thumbs this weekend, $10 to whoever tips us off to the starting tweeter

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

hello brennan o neill i know u r probably thinking "i am good at lacrosse so i should play for a college team who is also good at lacrosse." but hear me out. what if instead of playing for a team good at lacrosse u played for a team good at tweeting. i'll let u get back to me

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

5 years

i’m sorry to disappoint everyone, but we’ve actually gotten good at lacrosse

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

5 years

ooo killem

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

i have officially decided that i'm taking my talents to LSU's law school which means i will still be controlling my child, this twitter account, along with help from some other scrubs who will be notably less funny and handsome

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

5 years

we have the best fans

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

LSU BEATS TEXAS STATE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TEAM HISTORY!!!! i am yelling very loudly. i am legitimately concerned for the health of our players tonight i will return with updates tomorrow on who makes it through tigerland. GEAUX TIGERS 🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

sorry the live stream didn't work we played bad and not good. undoubtedly whoever runs this account is going to turn it into a dumpster fire so i apologize in advance thank u all for enjoying our twitter. it is now time for me to graduate and move in with my mom

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

5 years

the @MCLA understands D1 club culture

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

lsu 20 ull 5. that's not a typo, we finally figured out how to play lacrosse. whether or not we will continue to know how to play lacrosse is up for debate pls stay tuned

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

we play texas state on friday. one of their former players who is like 30 tweeted at us recently saying our twitter should be more conservative. someone should give that dweeb a swirly

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

5 years

just found out the playoffs are in Utah and not Southern California

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

my off hand going for a nice swim

Ken Rice

@kenricekdka

6 years

Dumpster on the move on flooded Route 51 in Pittsburgh @kdka

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

4 years

wanna play lacrosse? @Joe_Burrow10

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

the woman working the register when i was getting food asked me if lacrosse was the game from harry potter. i told her yes. must take advantage of every chance to spread awareness

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

The decals for the 2019 season are in!

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

5 years

i have feelings too ya know

Myles Laroux

@myleslaroux

5 years

Good morning y’all, just a reminder that LSU is a FOOTBALL, BASKETBALL, TRACK, BASEBALL, SOFTBALL, SWIMMING & DIVING, VOLLEYBALL, SAND VOLLEYBALL, GYMNASTICS, SOCCER, TENNIS, & GOLF school. Crush it in Quidditch too. Have a great day.

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

thank u espn for making lacrosse players seem real cool and strong and not total complete dorks who need to be given swirlys

ESPN

@espn

6 years

"If there's 4 left, we got chug jugs, we got the Gold SCAR." Coach motivating his players with a Fortnite speech 😂 (via @o2lacrosse )

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

3 years

appreciate the shoutout @LSUfootball

LSU Football

@LSUfootball

3 years

📍 LAX

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

we have departed for dallas to play SMU in the first round of the playoffs tomorrow. i am a senior so my time running this account is limited. if u have a crush on me now would be the time to tell me. thank u

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

if u see this creature in the wilderness do not approach it. do not try to feed it. walk away as slowly as possible so you don't startle it

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

just got back from mardi gras. we play a&m saturday but it's gunna be tough cause there's no shot everyone made it out of new orleans. it's cool tho cause fun is more important than safety. people forget that

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

i see u r committed to @UNCMensLacrosse u still have time to decommit and play for us. unc is not all that great. sure they win national championships but does their twitter account get constantly warned by their school that they r acting way too ignorant? no i didn't think so

Nicky Solomon

@Solomon_17

6 years

@ugalax you going to let them do this😬

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

if everyone on this list played us with one hand superglued to their forehead i'm still not sure we would win

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

8 years

can't wait to hang out with our best buddies Texas State this weekend we always have so much fun 😍😍

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

i have a recurring nightmare that doug dimmadome's hat keeps getting bigger and bigger until there is no more earth only hat. also we play texas tonight at UT at seven

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

so in theory say i were to show up to the national championship with a lance and my finest horse, would yale or duke legally be allowed to walk away without accepting my challenge. i think no

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

5 years

the year is 2059 and kett lobrano is preparing for his final season as a tiger

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

just kidding the game is at one not noon. here are some pics of middie blake hoskins to distract u from my mistake

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

we beat bama by 3, florida state only beat bama by 1, so by the transitive property we beat fl st by 2 goals. but also we may have lost 19-8

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

y'all pray for rest of the country ain't nothin wrong with them they just don't have mardi gras

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

4 years

due to global panic, our matchup vs texas st/last home game/senior night has been cancelled. if you need me i will be drowning my sorrows in caprisuns with adele on repeat

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

we have a home game today at noon at the urec fields against buffalo. will i throw up playing at noon after st patrick's day? trick question. i already did

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

a story about how sometimes it can be a good thing that no one in the south knows what lacrosse is:

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

good tweets are more important than performance on the field. people forget that

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

when your d mid has an open attackman on a fast break but u see him wind up

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

we play ole miss tmrw at 12. timing is huge because it conflicts their ability to attend brunch. they have to eat breakfast like us heathens

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

after another weekend of still not playing our first game, we're pleased to point out we're still undefeated. couldn't do it without the fans. luv u guys

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

thank u for protecting our heads that is where our brains go and brains have brain cells and we don't have a whole lot of those left

Cascade Lacrosse

@CascadeLacrosse

7 years

Proud to be trusted to rep & protect what’s most important to @lsumenslacrosse in the new #CascadeSHelmet #GoLSU ! #PassionToProtect @MCLA

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

tyreek hill is pressing charges cuz he got a beer poured on him. last year when we were playing smu in the playoffs a kid poured beer on @dylan_futrell9 and he didnt press charges. therefore dylan would beat tyreek hill in a fight. change my mind

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

5 years

this is the sequel to crooked arrows

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

if we beat central florida today the transitive property makes us the national champions in football. this is not up for debate

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

8 years

our new goalie is kinda short but makes up for that in fluff. 9/10 great future ahead

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

5 years

my dad is 45, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. he told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. so, twitter, meet my dad.

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

happy valentine's day to all the kids out there who play club lacrosse but persist on telling everyone they meet that they had an imaginary d1 offer before they had their untimely high school injury

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

ya boys beat tcu 6-3 which makes us undefeated on the season if you don't count the games we lost geaux tigers

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

i am awake at 6 am because we are about to leave for auburn. people always say the early bird gets the worm. but they forget. the early worm gets eaten and dies. so should i be awake right now idk

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

if we can make up our own nicknames now I demand to be called knighthawk

MCLA

@MCLA

7 years

From now on, what was formerly "La.-Lafayette" will be known as "Louisiana" in the MCLA to stay consistent with the school's branding. #FYI

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

what's up just letting yall know how grateful we are that we've never had a kid named chad on our team

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

5 years

watch us trash talk cal about the fact we have a surplus of water in our state at 5:30 central time

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

kids make sure you apply sunscreen, stay hydrated, find and eliminate all communists, and be smart when lighting fireworks today

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

person: i don't feel like working out club student athlete: i haven't touched a weight since high school

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

We had two players named 2017 MCLA scholar athletes. One is Austin Melson (huge nerd, not cool) and the other is John Frey (very handsome, definitely not writing this about himself). go team

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

4 months

Tough day for the Badgers. LSU takes down Wisconsin and moves to 2-0 at Nola Mardi Gras Classic

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

5 years

we played stickball and did good more balls went in their goals than in our goal

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

we go to texas this weekend. idk who we play tho cause coach said we weren't stopping at bucees on the way so i stopped listening

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

5 years

please donate your money so we can go to nationals or we spoil endgame.

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

attackmen when coach is blaming the middies for everything

TRAVIS SCOTT FAN PAGE

@RodeoTheAlbum

6 years

Kodak Black and Travis Scott in the studio

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

happy birthday 2 all the moms

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

we got penalized today cause someone's cleat fell off. what if he didn't want a cleat on. let the kids express themselves

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

mom look i'm on the news

🚨 Rusty Surette 🚨

@KBTXRusty

6 years

Bus load of student athletes at the Days Inn in College Station told to stay put on bus while police activity continues.

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

one time i went dartmouth to play in front of a couple ivy league coaches and i thought my goalie was standing in the goal during a clear so i threw a no look pass to look super swag but he was not there and i scored on my own goal

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

i want to die

LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

first practice of the season is tomorrow at 6:30 am. am i excited? stay tuned i will give you an update right when i wake up

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

heard they r coming out with a lacrosse emoji. i cant wait for every mom on earth with a kid that plays lacrosse to use it so many times that it makes me wish it didnt exist

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

5 years

dub

MCLA

@MCLA

5 years

We'll have a new champion in LSA Division I after LSU stuns defending champion Texas A&M, 16-15. The Tigers meet up with Texas tomorrow for the golden ticket to Salt Lake City. #mcla19 #RaceforSaltLake

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

final score lsu - 1 million tulane - 0 these are official statistics please do not find your information from another source

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

u had game friday its monday ur on a date u go 2 tuck ur girl's hair behind her ear she throws up cuz ur hand still smells from ur glove

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

me playing lsm on a fast break looking at the open attackman knowing i'm still going to shoot it

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

happy easter to everyone except people who willingly eat peeps u need 2 go

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

we beat texas tech idk score tho there were capri suns on sideline no one could expect me to pay attention

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

thinking of a new recruiting slogan that's centered more towards the parents. so far i have: please give me your children

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

we play arkansas tonight. i once woke up with a pig i did not own in my bathtub so i'm pretty experienced w this kind of thing

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

8 years

❗️❗️ call your neighbors gather your pets email ur heartless ex wife cause our 2016 highlights are here boi

LSU lacrosse 2016 highlight

a video of us being better than all u punk nerds

www.youtube.com

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

tigers beat alabama 11-8. there were no orange slices at half time or after the game so there are still some things we can work on as a team

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

fellas,,,, he hits on your girl in front of you. wyd?

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

despite my persistent efforts to fight everyone i make eye contact with, we somehow won the sportsmanship award for the second yr in a row

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

just to be clear i could beat any d1 lacrosse player in a fight

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

by asking nicely and getting my parents to sign a permission slip allowing me to come out of their basement

Latrissia Torres

@latrissiatorres

6 years

How do I take the guy that runs this account to formal?

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

7 years

it's 2017 you bring me a ring

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

normally i would tell auburns lacrosse team to fight me but at this point i will literally fight anyone

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

merry christmas to everyone except those who wear adrenaline socks

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

4 years

the other team put more balls in the net than we did which apparently means that we dont win. next time we will review the rule book and change the game plan accordingly

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

at 2 pm today we play tulane in new orleans. we will also be celebrating seventh year senior @KettLobrano 26th birthday. there will be fruit snacks for everyone. we hope to see u there

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

would u guys believe me if i told u we won and did not lose tonight

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

kids are going through rush today so i wanted to give some pointers: talk about high school as much as possible. you were a dog at sports? you were super cool and got buku girls? tell them. you'll look dope and there's no way anyone will want to punch you

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

8 years

attackman: i'm almost in the crease if i just shoot low it will 100% go in him to him: shoot btb

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

5 years

just had one of our players ordained, so we could marry off one of our freshman to the women’s soccer team

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

fact: if your parents paid for you to go to an extremely expensive private school, you are automatically better than everyone else. sorry we don't make the rules

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LSU Lacrosse

@lsumenslacrosse

6 years

in case you were wondering here is a pic of what we would look like if we were in australia