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@longgonejohn81

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4th generation MN/SD farmer. Dad, Jack of all trades, master of none #Proverbs22 :6-7 Hazard Zet Forward, NFL owner #gopackgo Agent 192

Minnesota/South Dakota, USA
Joined March 2011
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@longgonejohn81
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2 years
For all your feedlot cleaning, manure/solid waste spreading needs Bullseye Custom Application is here to serve you. With two of these units we’ll get your job done quickly rain or shine. South Dakota, Nebraska, Iowa and Minnesota Please call John @ 605-695-9871 #AgTwitter #Cattle
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Plus bird wasn’t a whiny little bitch
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Looks like she’s running a little hot boys
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Lmfao Pussies. Wtf only 55 hours that’s like having a 4 day weekend
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Good lord, all these #teachers whining how it’s too dangerous for them to go to work are beyond ridiculous. If it was so dangerous, all the nurses, gas station, grocery store & every other essential employee that’s been working while they’ve been home on their asses would be dead
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#Covid is like blow jobs after marriage . I mean , they exist , I know they exist, I hear about people who have gotten them, but I don't actually know anybody whos gotten them.
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@CubicleWarrior_ @elonmusk Looks like a DeLorean had a drunken one-night stand with a Honda Ridgeline and the rubber broke so unless this thing has a working flux capacitor I think I'll pass.
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Little bit of eye candy for all my #Steiger guys in #AgTwitter land today #harvest20 #silage2020
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@DavidWy9983905 @agleader @GetRammed69 I’m highly disappointed how long I had to scroll to find this response
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@longgonejohn81
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It’s December 7 2023 and we’re working comfortably outside in a cutoff t shirt. Thank you Lord for this day!
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@longgonejohn81
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If you don’t look at anything else I post, give this a minute of your time
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Had my 12 yr old son, Jack with me yesterday. He asked me what time it was when I picked him up. Since it was noon his eyes lit up and asked if we could listen to @RealRLimbaugh quite the kid he is so yes we listened to the podcast for 2 hrs
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@JimFergusonUK It won’t be done by the government in the open per se. They’ll just change policy and make it impossible for the farmers to profit in the areas they wish to take. Then with raising the interest rates the banks will take care of the confiscation when they can’t make their payments
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#AgTwitter #prayerwarriors we need your help. A friend and fellow #farmer is in need of #prayers as he fell and is in bad shape. We need some signs of life so family doesn't have to decide whether to take him off life support soon. And for peace and comfort for his kids & family
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#agtwitter Rant time. As an independent custom applicator, I’ve been turning away work since last November, my phone has been ringing off the hook from coops and retailers who all have the same problem, shortage of labor. It’s always the same story , can’t find experienced help,
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So apparently when someone is bitching about their 100k in #studentloans that they can never pay back, politely saying that it's kinda their own fault for spending 100k to get a photography degree is not the response they were looking for.
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@longgonejohn81
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This guy wins the internet today. Funniest thing I’ve seen all year.
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Someone please explain this to me. I’m no economist and the closest I got to a college degree was partying with my buddies that went to sdsu on the weekends but this 🤯🤯🤯🤷‍♂️
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So, I did a thing today. @MenteleSarah was a bit surprised 😂
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@RepMaxineWaters Um ma’am, you posted this on Twitter, I think your account still exists
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@VAManLUFan @ThomasWictor @realDonaldTrump Got this text from my 15 yr old this week. I'm so proud of him, disappointment and disdain for our #PublicSchools is reconfirmed.
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I officially have a high school graduate
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This is awesome. There's more than one way to say Fuck you! Lolololol
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President @realDonaldTrump mocks Pelosi by handing out pens during USMCA signing 😂😂😂
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@RitaPanahi She's just upset because no man wants to see her naked
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Far and away the best shit on #AgTwitter today
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If you’re going to the beach and there’s nowhere to park, don’t illegally use a farmers field...especially when they are spreading slurry. Only in Cornwall 🤣
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Moneys on the dresser
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@imillhiser Because if youre in my bedroom, you either 1) came in while I was gone and surprised me when I got home, resulting in you receiving a severe beating and possibly being shot, or 2) you come in uninvited while I'm sleeping. I'm crabby a.f.when i get woken, in which case u get shot
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One more time, with style!
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@mhdksafa And every woman has been some man’s biggest nightmare. It’s a two way street sweetheart
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Hey #AgTwitter friends I like to ask for #prayers for recovery for a friend/neighbor who was burned in a barn fire last night. If you’re so inclined I’m sure the family would be grateful. To respect their privacy that’s about all the details I can say. Thank you all
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@longgonejohn81
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Good morning #AgTwitter friends. Looking for a 350 + HP 4wd with pto and row crop duals preferably 20.8s and in better shape than this one. I have a spare I can use for a while so I’m not going to over pay for junk just because I’m desperate. @Case_IH @Versatileag1 would possibly
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@longgonejohn81
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Dear Minnesota voters. WTF is wrong with you. Sincerely everyone that works for a living.
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3 years
Just discovered MASH is on Hulu. See y’all in a month. And tell me is there any more recognizable theme song than the intro for it?
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@longgonejohn81
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5 years
I'm all for paying people what they're worth. Means most people will be getting a pay cut
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on the Paycheck Fairness Act: "It is time that we pay people what they are worth and not how little they are desperate enough to accept."
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Ok so it can cut dry wheat at 90 degrees out side that don’t impress me much. Show me cutting tough soybeans on a cloudy wet 45 degree October day in mn being able to keep up with a #sexylexy and we can talk
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John Deere x9 at work. @JohnDeere
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Good luck Minneapolis
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@queerIntersect @People4Bernie I'd highly doubt there's 40 people with jobs in that crowd
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Out for supper with family and friends after a couple of our kids college graduation. My wife and ex wife just got up to go to “find the bathroom “ together. not sure if i should be excited or afraid. Most likely afraid lol
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@creation247 Bitcoin to 60k
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So just watched a show called letterkenney seems to be a nice documentary about our neighbors to the nort amirite?
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After having had my #CDL for 18 yrs, today I was informed that I'M not eligible to renew it, which I did 5 months ago & apparently it's lost in the system because they have no record of me ever passing any of the tests. Way to go #Minnesota . Whose liberal ass do I kick tomorrow?
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3 years
Quote of the day: “babe we got a problem, I got my dress but my tits don’t fit in it”
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Guess I should have stayed home and gone to church instead #plant19 #spray19
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Pro tip for all the single guys, get you a girl that texts: “hey we’re going somewhere warm for a weekend, I already put the flight and room on my card so you better put out when we get there” Me: “have dick, will travel”
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Hey #AgTwitter I have this Loader #forsale in southwest mn $24k obo rt’s appreciated $250 reward if your referral sells it #Plant22
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U know u didn’t get enough sleep when you’re pull the dipstick on the silage truck and it’s still warm lol #harvest20 #silage20
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Lolz when u go to the bar and an old high school teacher who hated you and said you would never amount to anything i has to smile and serve you a drink
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Yep most people are dumb as shit
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Eat Meat and Be Happy! Let Them Eat Steak
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Sorry guys but I’m with Comrade Vladimir on this one
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So, there’s a big ol possum that comes and eats with our cats outside. My wife named him. It’s George Jones. 🤦‍♂️. That’s all, that’s the tweet.
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Sad day #AgTwitter boys and girls. This is the nicest #tractor I’ve ever owned. I’ve had it since Saturday and today is the nicest it’s ever going to look. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. About to hook it to a shit spreader for the rest of its life. I almost can’t bring myself to do it.
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@AllenWest The @NFL as we know it is over they just don't know it yet
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@SteveFavis I don’t really think anyone wins aside from the politicians that start it and the guys selling weapons and supplies
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@AlexPappas @drawandstrike Poor guy. He's going to get "suicided" 3 times in the back of the head, Vince foster, Seth rich style
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So, when I was 17, if my folks were up at 1am it was because I was late for curfew out partying or possibly dead in a ditch. Tonight I’m up because of insomnia not worrying about my kid because he’s been in bed since 9 because he’s getting up at 4 to go duck hunting lmao
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As I sit here enjoying my meatless breakfast burrito can’t help but think that if the disciples had been cowboys we could be having brisket today instead
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I guess I’m going to hell, who’s coming with me?
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Shout out to Al and Lyle at midland Tire in pipestone for getting me up and running quickly this morning alongside the road, in the rain! Those guys rock! Also Jaycox truck and trailer repair in Luverne for squeezing me in for a mud flap and lights!
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Here ya go folks, our vegetable in chief
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BREAKING: Joe Biden was taking calls from the NORAD Santa tracking program and a dad ended the call with "Merry Christmas, and Let's Go Brandon." Biden replied with: "Let's Go Brandon, I agree"
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Here I go pissing everyone off. But there's alot of mf'ers here who don't understand how markets work. Of course the Packers are making money. But y'all did this to yourselves when y'all went to formula and killed the salebarns. No price discovery when they already own 95%
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The @JohnDeere self propelled planter is the highlight of this commercial for me. Anyone have any history on that one?
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DEKALB Ag Research Inc. commercial that aired in 1980, they had several XL commercials in that timeframe and this one was for XL-32a 🌽 Love the flying wing at the end! @Asgrow_DEKALB
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We put a big man in a box today. They handed his wife a folded flag. They sure don’t make many men like him anymore and the world is worse off for it. Charlie didn’t get him but even he couldn’t our run Father Time. Guess he’ll have a head start on me the next poker game when I
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Found myself in a poker tournament in Deadwood yesterday. Few hands in as the table loosened up and we began to chit chat a bit the ol boy across the table from me says out of the blue “you’re a grain farmer back east ain’t ya” lol he ended up knocking me out five hours later for
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8:15 on Saturday night and watching Barrett Auctions on tv seems like a better idea than going to the bar🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ it’s like I just woke up old one day
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If I’m swinging wide to make a right turn into a narrow drive with my right blinker on &you’re dumb enough to try and pass me on the right? You deserved to die under my step deck. Lucky for the dumbfuck in the white car by Estelline this morning one of us pays attention
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I’ll take things that never happened for $1000, Alex.
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Nearly half of unvaccinated Americans say they would get vaccinated but are dealing with a lack of transportation, scheduling challenges and other hurdles. by @MerylKornfield
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I’d honestly be more interested in this for all sports
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@erinadriaansen 12gauge 00 buck
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Shout out to all my #AgTwitter friends in #Texas #Oklahoma #kansas and #nebraska . We’re currently working in #SouthDakota but looking to make our way south for the winter. For all your feedyard cleaning and manure hauling needs give us a call 605-695-9871. RT’s appreciated
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Pro tip, when using Vicks Vapo rub to help clear your sinuses, make sure to thoroughly clean your fingers after applying it and before taking a leak. #TheMoreYouKnow
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@BenRiensche For the tires and the display maybe
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1300 acres of #corn #harvest16 to go and at the moment F this shirt is all that comes to mind @jerodmcdaniel real #mooncorn @sunflowerfarmer
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The clock and putting in minimal effort to collect a paycheck. That dynamic, in my opinion is the biggest reason they lose good operators because they’re expected to carry the load and pick up all the slack but not really rewarded for it. Just two cents worth.
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At my sixth graders spelling bee and his first word was deer. I was praying he wouldn’t say it with the third “E” on the end
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I've Been in some pretty serious situations, but there's nothing that makes me.more nervous than riding with me 16 yr old sand seeing how over confident in his driving abilities he is. It's worse than riding with my dad when he's wondering what the neighbors are up to
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Hey #SouthDakota #Nebraska #iowa #Cattle guys and gals, we’ve got these ol girls dug out of the snow banks and getting tuned up for another season. We’re heading out to Mitchell SD as soon as it’s fit then south and west from there. We would love to add some new destinations to
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Hereford calves are the swift drivers of the cattle world
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I kind of want to take a month off this winter and drive around visiting people I talk to on Twitter lol
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@sf28430 Lol or type 3 where they pull up alongside with lunch, you open the door and they toss it in on the go. If you’re type 3 make sure you marry a girl that played softball 🤣🤣🤣
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@mardogx @peta But but thinking is hard
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I’m announcing my pending retirement in a year or so
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@PaulCharchian How’s that biden vote working out for ya
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I was told I need a #sidehustle so I don’t have to work so hard at my real job. Figured since every basic white bitch in the mid west is doing it I’ll give it a shot
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Everything I’ve learned about patience, not making knee jerk reactions and taking profit instead of being greedy is costing me money the last few days
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Walking into Verizon today, Jack (12) asks "what's Vape Arcade (store next door) Dad?" Me "well it's where douchey losers go to get vaping stuff" J:"O ok". Walk out 10 min later & I SHIT U NOT 2 spots over is my ex waving from the truck while her husband is inside the vape store
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Cant retain them once they’ve gained experience. No one wants to put in the hours , etc (yes the hours do suck sometimes) but then I come across help wanted ads like this, “Applicator, sprayer wanted $14-20/hr” sorry guys, that isn’t going to cut it.
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@agckatiet Marry a rich farmers daughter who doesn’t have any brothers
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