For all your feedlot cleaning, manure/solid waste spreading needs Bullseye Custom Application is here to serve you. With two of these units we’ll get your job done quickly rain or shine. South Dakota, Nebraska, Iowa and Minnesota Please call John @ 605-695-9871
#AgTwitter
#Cattle
Good lord, all these
#teachers
whining how it’s too dangerous for them to go to work are beyond ridiculous. If it was so dangerous, all the nurses, gas station, grocery store & every other essential employee that’s been working while they’ve been home on their asses would be dead
#Covid
is like blow jobs after marriage . I mean , they exist , I know they exist, I hear about people who have gotten them, but I don't actually know anybody whos gotten them.
@CubicleWarrior_
@elonmusk
Looks like a DeLorean had a drunken one-night stand with a Honda Ridgeline and the rubber broke so unless this thing has a working flux capacitor I think I'll pass.
Had my 12 yr old son, Jack with me yesterday. He asked me what time it was when I picked him up. Since it was noon his eyes lit up and asked if we could listen to
@RealRLimbaugh
quite the kid he is so yes we listened to the podcast for 2 hrs
@JimFergusonUK
It won’t be done by the government in the open per se. They’ll just change policy and make it impossible for the farmers to profit in the areas they wish to take. Then with raising the interest rates the banks will take care of the confiscation when they can’t make their payments
#AgTwitter
#prayerwarriors
we need your help. A friend and fellow
#farmer
is in need of
#prayers
as he fell and is in bad shape. We need some signs of life so family doesn't have to decide whether to take him off life support soon. And for peace and comfort for his kids & family
#agtwitter
Rant time. As an independent custom applicator, I’ve been turning away work since last November, my phone has been ringing off the hook from coops and retailers who all have the same problem, shortage of labor. It’s always the same story , can’t find experienced help,
So apparently when someone is bitching about their 100k in
#studentloans
that they can never pay back, politely saying that it's kinda their own fault for spending 100k to get a photography degree is not the response they were looking for.
Someone please explain this to me. I’m no economist and the closest I got to a college degree was partying with my buddies that went to sdsu on the weekends but this 🤯🤯🤯🤷♂️
If you’re going to the beach and there’s nowhere to park, don’t illegally use a farmers field...especially when they are spreading slurry.
Only in Cornwall 🤣
@imillhiser
Because if youre in my bedroom, you either 1) came in while I was gone and surprised me when I got home, resulting in you receiving a severe beating and possibly being shot, or 2) you come in uninvited while I'm sleeping. I'm crabby a.f.when i get woken, in which case u get shot
Hey
#AgTwitter
friends I like to ask for
#prayers
for recovery for a friend/neighbor who was burned in a barn fire last night. If you’re so inclined I’m sure the family would be grateful. To respect their privacy that’s about all the details I can say. Thank you all
Good morning
#AgTwitter
friends. Looking for a 350 + HP 4wd with pto and row crop duals preferably 20.8s and in better shape than this one. I have a spare I can use for a while so I’m not going to over pay for junk just because I’m desperate.
@Case_IH
@Versatileag1
would possibly
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on the Paycheck Fairness Act: "It is time that we pay people what they are worth and not how little they are desperate enough to accept."
Ok so it can cut dry wheat at 90 degrees out side that don’t impress me much. Show me cutting tough soybeans on a cloudy wet 45 degree October day in mn being able to keep up with a
#sexylexy
and we can talk
Out for supper with family and friends after a couple of our kids college graduation. My wife and ex wife just got up to go to “find the bathroom “ together. not sure if i should be excited or afraid. Most likely afraid lol
After having had my
#CDL
for 18 yrs, today I was informed that I'M not eligible to renew it, which I did 5 months ago & apparently it's lost in the system because they have no record of me ever passing any of the tests. Way to go
#Minnesota
. Whose liberal ass do I kick tomorrow?
Pro tip for all the single guys, get you a girl that texts: “hey we’re going somewhere warm for a weekend, I already put the flight and room on my card so you better put out when we get there”
Me: “have dick, will travel”
Lolz when u go to the bar and an old high school teacher who hated you and said you would never amount to anything i has to smile and serve you a drink
Sad day
#AgTwitter
boys and girls. This is the nicest
#tractor
I’ve ever owned. I’ve had it since Saturday and today is the nicest it’s ever going to look. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. About to hook it to a shit spreader for the rest of its life. I almost can’t bring myself to do it.
So, when I was 17, if my folks were up at 1am it was because I was late for curfew out partying or possibly dead in a ditch. Tonight I’m up because of insomnia not worrying about my kid because he’s been in bed since 9 because he’s getting up at 4 to go duck hunting lmao
As I sit here enjoying my meatless breakfast burrito can’t help but think that if the disciples had been cowboys we could be having brisket today instead
Shout out to Al and Lyle at midland Tire in pipestone for getting me up and running quickly this morning alongside the road, in the rain! Those guys rock! Also Jaycox truck and trailer repair in Luverne for squeezing me in for a mud flap and lights!
BREAKING: Joe Biden was taking calls from the NORAD Santa tracking program and a dad ended the call with "Merry Christmas, and Let's Go Brandon."
Biden replied with: "Let's Go Brandon, I agree"
Here I go pissing everyone off. But there's alot of mf'ers here who don't understand how markets work. Of course the Packers are making money. But y'all did this to yourselves when y'all went to formula and killed the salebarns. No price discovery when they already own 95%
DEKALB Ag Research Inc. commercial that aired in 1980, they had several XL commercials in that timeframe and this one was for XL-32a 🌽
Love the flying wing at the end!
@Asgrow_DEKALB
We put a big man in a box today. They handed his wife a folded flag. They sure don’t make many men like him anymore and the world is worse off for it. Charlie didn’t get him but even he couldn’t our run Father Time. Guess he’ll have a head start on me the next poker game when I
Found myself in a poker tournament in Deadwood yesterday. Few hands in as the table loosened up and we began to chit chat a bit the ol boy across the table from me says out of the blue “you’re a grain farmer back east ain’t ya” lol he ended up knocking me out five hours later for
If I’m swinging wide to make a right turn into a narrow drive with my right blinker on &you’re dumb enough to try and pass me on the right? You deserved to die under my step deck. Lucky for the dumbfuck in the white car by Estelline this morning one of us pays attention
Nearly half of unvaccinated Americans say they would get vaccinated but are dealing with a lack of transportation, scheduling challenges and other hurdles. by
@MerylKornfield
Shout out to all my
#AgTwitter
friends in
#Texas
#Oklahoma
#kansas
and
#nebraska
. We’re currently working in
#SouthDakota
but looking to make our way south for the winter. For all your feedyard cleaning and manure hauling needs give us a call 605-695-9871. RT’s appreciated
Pro tip, when using Vicks Vapo rub to help clear your sinuses, make sure to thoroughly clean your fingers after applying it and before taking a leak.
#TheMoreYouKnow
The clock and putting in minimal effort to collect a paycheck. That dynamic, in my opinion is the biggest reason they lose good operators because they’re expected to carry the load and pick up all the slack but not really rewarded for it. Just two cents worth.
I've Been in some pretty serious situations, but there's nothing that makes me.more nervous than riding with me 16 yr old sand seeing how over confident in his driving abilities he is. It's worse than riding with my dad when he's wondering what the neighbors are up to
Hey
#SouthDakota
#Nebraska
#iowa
#Cattle
guys and gals, we’ve got these ol girls dug out of the snow banks and getting tuned up for another season. We’re heading out to Mitchell SD as soon as it’s fit then south and west from there. We would love to add some new destinations to
@sf28430
Lol or type 3 where they pull up alongside with lunch, you open the door and they toss it in on the go. If you’re type 3 make sure you marry a girl that played softball 🤣🤣🤣
I was told I need a
#sidehustle
so I don’t have to work so hard at my real job. Figured since every basic white bitch in the mid west is doing it I’ll give it a shot
Walking into Verizon today, Jack (12) asks "what's Vape Arcade (store next door) Dad?" Me "well it's where douchey losers go to get vaping stuff" J:"O ok". Walk out 10 min later & I SHIT U NOT 2 spots over is my ex waving from the truck while her husband is inside the vape store
Cant retain them once they’ve gained experience. No one wants to put in the hours , etc (yes the hours do suck sometimes) but then I come across help wanted ads like this, “Applicator, sprayer wanted $14-20/hr” sorry guys, that isn’t going to cut it.