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@lobotomy_wife

2 years

i love my teammate c:

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@lobotomy_wife

3 months

telling a trans woman that the guy from the brazilian favela greentext is actually a piece of shit is like telling a kid santa isn’t real

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@lobotomy_wife

3 months

>years later >ditch roided chaser bf >still have the favela >beautiful woman in the backseat Such is the life of the transbian, am I supposed to be envious of straight people? Because I’m not.

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@lobotomy_wife

5 months

"no rapping tonight" why? "you rap about hunter schafer everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all i’m feeling like a chaser

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@lobotomy_wife

3 months

@Liseran23 the good ending

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@lobotomy_wife

9 months

My father…was a falco and Mango fan. One night he turns on the tournament stream drunker than usual…saw that Mango lost to Hungrybox. He wanted him to play spacies…I told him I thought doc lee was kinda hype. He didn’t like that. Not…One…Bit.

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april

@lobotomy_wife

1 year

[locked in confined room and being shown an image of a random smash player] (researcher over speaker): Again. Is this person a melee player or ultimate player? (me, with no hesitation): Melee. The researcher marks her notes. 1329 consecutive correct guesses.

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april

@lobotomy_wife

2 years

the girlies love this trick

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april

@lobotomy_wife

3 months

@autogangnamfile i might have brain damage

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@lobotomy_wife

11 months

if i ever lose to hungrybox i would shoot myself in the middle of his pop off to permanently change his life trajectory

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@lobotomy_wife

3 months

@B1tchfrmMercury

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@lobotomy_wife

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april

@lobotomy_wife

3 months

@actualpornbot i remember reading a poorly translated article about him being emotionally abusive to her, might be some other stuff too but most info about him is in portuguese so idk

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@lobotomy_wife

3 months

this is not me btw she is a brazilian woman named sayuri mattar, i am filipino woman from the midwest who is making an internet joke

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april

@lobotomy_wife

1 year

just got my package from the silk road and they threw in this free t-shirt! absolutely love this site and will definitely order again!

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@lobotomy_wife

1 year

how it feels to be a girl at a melee tournament

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@lobotomy_wife

10 months

@ech0astral

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@lobotomy_wife

3 months

yes yes i know favela doesn’t mean bike stop hitting me

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@lobotomy_wife

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@lobotomy_wife

2 years

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@lobotomy_wife

11 months

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@lobotomy_wife

3 months

[straight girl delusion] everyone in the grocery store thinks i’m ugly :( [straight guy delusion] the denny’s waitress is the one to bear my children. i just need to ask her out one more time.

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@lobotomy_wife

10 months

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april

@lobotomy_wife

5 months

@civicphotos hop off my dick

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@lobotomy_wife

1 year

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@lobotomy_wife

1 year

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@lobotomy_wife

5 months

jay eazy, it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you. though there are no sexual urges or desires, you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa’s orchard.

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5 months

This Might As Well Be Mega Man Day ‼️ Thank You EMG And Luminosity 🙏🏼

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@lobotomy_wife

3 months

*am a whatever

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@lobotomy_wife

2 years

my friends watching me run into the corner for 10000th time after getting cheesed

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@lobotomy_wife

9 months

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@lobotomy_wife

1 year

having ssbm in ur handle is like a digital kick me sign

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@lobotomy_wife

11 months

Dess🧁

@barbiebitchdess

11 months

girls can i see y’all baby names note ik y’all got one😭😭😭😭

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april

@lobotomy_wife

3 months

3 years HRT today, don’t have much to say at this point except that i’m glad that i’m alive and that we’re all gonna make it <3

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@lobotomy_wife

1 year

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@lobotomy_wife

2 years

they said it couldn’t be done.

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@lobotomy_wife

7 months

(me yelling at mirror) I AM AN ABOMINATION TRAPPED IN THIS RETCHED MISMATCHED BODY. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LIKE THIS GOD? DO YOU HATE ME?? FUCK I WISH I WAS JUST BORN A GIRL FUCKING FUCK (xqc in the top right corner) waow this is crezy guys absolootly insane

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april

@lobotomy_wife

10 months

i see marth and i just get so ANGRY i can never beat him because i’m just so stupid [hitting my controller against my head repeatedly] stupid! stupid! stupid! stupid! (metafy coach, questioning their career path): so anyway you really wanna stop doing high dairs on shield

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april

@lobotomy_wife

26 days

woah...so you’re transgender….AND play super smash brothers melee? 🤯 you are one interesting chica,

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@lobotomy_wife

1 year

@viperwave i wish…….i bullied…….more..autistic people BEEEEEEEP

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april

@lobotomy_wife

6 months

(xbox party chat) *me wiping away tears* you know life has really beaten me down recently and i’m just glad i have people like you guys in my life. (L3G1TSNIPEZZ): yo bro what’s italy shaped like?

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april

@lobotomy_wife

5 months

how does this make you feel white boy?

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@lobotomy_wife

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@lobotomy_wife

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april

@lobotomy_wife

11 months

[r/smashbros] z0na shoots herself in front of Hungrybox at Genesis 10! (Melee) ⬆️ 567 ⬇️ 3.5k💬

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april

@lobotomy_wife

1 month

parents: let this be a cautionary tale. this is what happens when you send your boy to catholic school

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april

@lobotomy_wife

3 months

thanks for 1k once again i am not the brazilian favela greentext woman

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@lobotomy_wife

1 year

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april

@lobotomy_wife

1 year

the most socially maladjusted 19 year old you’ve ever met: approaching females is kind of like the fox marth matchup..

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@lobotomy_wife

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april

@lobotomy_wife

3 months

hoe scaring music is not real bro. no girl is gonna tremble in fear after you show her a dude rapping over a vaguely industrial beat. you know what is real though? male scaring music. i’m gonna throw on ptolemaea by ethel cain and watch you squirm white boy.

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april

@lobotomy_wife

1 year

does anyone have the link to that one melee or smash 4 player quiz pgh carroll made lol

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april

@lobotomy_wife

8 months

@cocainehitler39 half of my trip to the philippines was spent with my cousins singing radiohead and green day on the karaoke machine

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april

@lobotomy_wife

7 months

date: so what do you like to do for fun? me: heh well these days i mostly like to rummage around looking for various artifacts 😅 people i hired to act like a family feud crowd: good answer! good answer! 👏🙂 👏🙂 👏🙂 👏🙂

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@lobotomy_wife

1 year

I Have No Cunt, and I Must Serve

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april

@lobotomy_wife

1 year

“she strogan me off til i beef! she beefin on my stroganoff! she strogan my beef til i’m off! she offin my beef til i’m strogan!”

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@lobotomy_wife

4 years

@EllagantA @mefeater @AffordableREI

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april

@lobotomy_wife

1 year

i’m a 23 year old woman with no prior health issues and this is what happened to my body after coming into contact with a boxx style controller. tournament organizers need to crack down on these controllers and put an end to this orwellian nightmare.

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april

@lobotomy_wife

3 months

just rewatched @ceicocat ’s most recent video again and it never fails to make me cry. it’s genuinely a beautiful video so please do yourself a favor and watch it and also read inside mari!

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@lobotomy_wife

9 months

@headfallsoff

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april

@lobotomy_wife

5 months

i’m not saying i got snubbed but i was slinging heat this year

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@edwin_budding

5 months

Nominees for Twitter of the Year: Justus Fiction meleesadposts bonfire10 tafokints

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@lobotomy_wife

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april

@lobotomy_wife

1 year

[girl at the bar politely nodding along with the conversation] so it’s actually the one for the gamecube haha i take it pretty seriously. i almost made top 8 at the last weekly but i lost to fucking marth again.. [BAC increasing one standard deviation] i think yuor my soulmate.

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april

@lobotomy_wife

1 year

the key to a trans girl’s heart is bionicle lore😀 [incorrect buzzer] boymoders love their little gay ikea shark 😂 [incorrect buzzer] thigh highs? more like programmer socks 🤣 [incorrect buzzer] fallout new..[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

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april

@lobotomy_wife

1 year

I’m officially retiring from melee. So grateful for everything this game has given me, but it’s time to move on✌️ 👥 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 This user has pre-registered for the next local.

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@lobotomy_wife

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april

@lobotomy_wife

8 months

if you always got along better with girls instead of boys, always played as the girl character in video games, and never really felt comfortable with yourself after puberty, i got some news for you buddy: Mega Man Drops January 7th ‼️ Listen ‼️

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april

@lobotomy_wife

1 year

As someone who has many years of experience with various psychedelics, I’ve developed a few techniques to help pull myself out of a bad trip. If you’re having a bad trip or are just a little too high, open this thread! 🧵

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@lobotomy_wife

4 months

@kttyribbitraen @GRUGCEL low. tier. GRUG

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@lobotomy_wife

9 months

hot girl shit

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@lobotomy_wife

3 months

wading my way into the middle of the crowd and saying “ladies ladies please, you’re both beautiful 🙂” before getting beaten to death with hammers

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@anthraxxx781

3 months

Fight between Thai and Filipino transgenders allegedly broke out in Bangkok

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april

@lobotomy_wife

3 months

you know what asshole? it’s over, we’re done. good luck finding another trans girl with a cup boobs and bangs like me ever again.

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@lobotomy_wife

3 months

just grow up and smoke cigs girl what the hell is a rizz bar

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@ultraspooki

3 months

what flavor of vape or cart r yall smoking rn (^O^)cotton candy 4 meeee -☆^ _ ^

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april

@lobotomy_wife

1 year

@brie_facemelter homie lives in a dungeon too i can’t deal with femboys

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@lobotomy_wife

1 year

we all got that one homie whose leitmotif sounds a bit too sinister 🤣

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@lobotomy_wife

11 months

new bit where i ask an unsuspecting boxx player to try out their controller and start seizing out like when a cop touches fentanyl

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april

@lobotomy_wife

8 months

i can vouch, whenever i hear the fishmans my tiny female brain cowers in fear. i hear wlfgrl and i’m just all like wtfff 🤯🤯 if only a maladjusted man with rym bookmarked on his computer could explain to me how these avant garde masterpieces are actually good 🥺

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@lobotomy_wife

8 months

i need to have a beer here

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@lobotomy_wife

4 months

面包屑痕迹

Socialism Pictures

@PicturesSoc

4 months

China's Chairman Mao Tse-tung, front, swims in the Yangtze River. July 25, 1966

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@lobotomy_wife

6 months

i feel like shit, just want him back…

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@lobotomy_wife

1 year

i cannot believe i am the world’s first transgender DJ

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@lobotomy_wife

2 years

always love meeting fans

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april

@lobotomy_wife

9 months

(netplaying while sober) fuck every single one of you. i’m wasting my life wading through an ocean of shield grabbing troglodytes. if i have to play against another jigglypuff i’m uninstalling. (netplaying while high) their is beauty in gameing 💖

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@lobotomy_wife

5 months

ice water soup 😋😋

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@lobotomy_wife

7 months

lolll if nintendo doesn’t leave us melee players alone they’re gonna end up like this 😂👇 [picture of guy in mario costume being crucified that yields no results on reverse image search]

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april

@lobotomy_wife

1 year

[ranting to my friend after bracket] 0-2 again man i can’t take this shit anymore [ripping dab pen] and of course i lose to fucking falco for the millionth time. lamest character in the game i swear [guy scratching his neck and staring at my pen] what are you looking at bozo?

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@lobotomy_wife

2 years

hrt is magic ✨🧚‍♀️

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@lobotomy_wife

9 months

🇵🇭🏳️‍⚧️

daxa

@haldi_honey

9 months

im begging you twitter can i please see just ONE "if you wanna be a girl you can just become one" from someone who isnt white please just ONE you are all very pretty but its grim and lonely out here

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