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terrorwave eunuch // KVEEN FLVORIDE 20XX ๐”ป๐•โ„๐•€๐”ธ๐•ƒ โ„‚โ„‚โ„‚๐•๐•๐•€ // mdni/18+ pls

Joined June 2018
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not being constrained to RPG Maker is fun because now i can give everyone 8-directional sprites to make spinning around More Funner
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5 months
this is how the stinkiest greasiest girl in your class at art school draws herself online
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when you greet the customer and all you get back is that mobile order stare
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9 months
never buy a 3DS secondhand wtf is this
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my hair's grown out into my face, so now i look like Guy Who Looks Like L
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7 months
@GRUGCEL i love checking in on this every couple weeks. i relate to simply turning your wheels forever and getting nowhere
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5 months
i'm deleting this shit if you people keep replying "need", you have no idea what i'm talking about
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5 months
@pussyhitler you don't understand what i mean
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5 months
@femcelguattari you really don't know what you're saying
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8 months
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5 months
@Flasilgo Yeah the real grass touchers know
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sneed
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2 months
shoulder devil won today bros
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4 months
shoulder devil and angel
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Left is just me /w my old hair color
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@04119__snail
snale ๐Ÿงก (working on comms)
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4 months
shoulder devil and angel
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typical 24 year old man
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if you're one of those people with an @ like these, ur cringe and corny
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@poloo098 HIS NAME IS SKIMPY SIMPSON
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9 months
Tweeted from my torment nexus interface device
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7 months
I've been wearing this stupid hat a lot lately and i fear it's becoming a personality trait
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4 months
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if you're one of those people with an @ like these, ur cringe and corny
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7 months
2023 greatest hits babey
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is this that twinkdeath thing everyone's going on about?
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4 months
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4 months
shoulder devil and angel
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9 months
3DS that makes steven universe characters hate you
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7 months
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@WraithLaFrentz
The Sapphic White Boy
7 months
Slashing: boy damage Piercing: girl damage Bludgeoning: boy damage Lightning: girl damage Thunder: boy damage Psychic: girl damage Fire: boy damage Radiant: girl damage Necrotic: boy damage Cold: girl damage Acid: boy damage Force: non binary damage
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3 months
Someone get him a haircut!!
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3 months
Yeah, i'm unclockable (everyone thinks i'm a regular cis guy).
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7 months
she ate shit and messed up her knee lmao what an idiot
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7 months
>gained like 100 followers from this post >none of them know i'm old and busted now
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7 months
2023 greatest hits babey
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guys, who's thom yorke
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We're so back
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probably the last facepost where i'll have brown hair
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@Fanta_Rhei it's not that, i just hate having a crowd of people who mobile ordered staring at me
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5 months
@viperwave Why is it never a good post ๐Ÿ˜ž
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9 months
@JDavisR11 SHHH I'M SPREADING MISINFORMATION ONLINE DON'T SPOIL THIS
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10 months
*has obstructed vision*
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I DON'T WANNA WRITE MY ESSAY PUT THIS ON A SHIRT MY ACCOUNT GOT HACKED
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MY BROTHER IN CHRIST YOU'RE SHAPED LIKE A MICROWAVE OVEN
@fitness_femboy
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Trans people will really consider... - HRT -vocal training -ffs before considering a diet + exercise plan
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8 months
trick or sneed!
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it's so over we're so back it's so over we're so back it's so over we're so back it's so over we're
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phoebe bridgers was in i saw the tv glow so that the cis bi women with boyfriends watching don't feel left out
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2 months
Punched out this stranger's window lmao
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10 months
i need a haircut probably
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8 months
i kinda fear that when i rebleach my hair i'll be giving Griffith
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@scarytranny 1500 calories is literally not eating disorder territory
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6 months
My hair's a mess because the TSA lady took my hair conditioner and drank it all in front of me
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sup bro, lookin estrogenized today
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I think it's funny that a lot of FFS surgeons have an "Art Style" but I think it's funnier that there are trans women brainwormed enough to discern which surgeon someone went to by looking at them
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December to december
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when your wife's boyfriend lets you pick out a shark at ikea
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9 months
joining discords and just going "WHERE'S THE VENT CHANNEL"
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selfie from directly head on under dim lighting with a blurry webcam #85839215081
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3 months
The reason why is kinda obvious i think :v
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4 months
I'm supposed to wear glasses and i just don't. I don't own contacts or anything i just ball
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i glow in the dark
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fit check ft. this mirror i found outside in the rain once
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5 months
The stereotype of trans girls liking maid outfits was a psyop meant to get some of you to clean your damn rooms sometimes
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3 months
Not to be like "it's ma'am" or whatever, but the next person to call me sir gets to watch me blow my brains out
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7 months
my roots are crazy i should not be allowed to go outside like this lmao
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3 months
My bank closed my account because i'm too broke and i can't open a new account anywhere because my credit is too bad
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how the fuck
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u can spell spongebob as wrong as u want in the Gif tab n he still gon show up
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back with the crusty webcam
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start of pandemic vs now peepee poopoo give me heckin engagements
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@koolgammagirl
gammaGIRL | SHEFU!!!
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Start of pandemic V.S. Now (circa 2023)
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Brie
10 months
YOU ARE DEAD
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seven year challenge, give me internet points
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Brie
6 months
yes hello good morning hi
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7 months
*presses you on the fictional character you're weird about*
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8 months
@MEASURED_HEAD bro not the death in venice icon
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9 months
'Member how a /tttt/ user groomed another user into sex work and doing drugs and when the girl she abused tried to kill her the general response from the board was laughing at the news coverage labeling it an "altercation between two young men"?
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8 months
I got a haircut :)
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5 months
How does this happen dawg
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5 months
Thinking about how I looked better earlier on in transition is genuinely going to drive me insane
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just discovered how crazy vintage soviet guitars are
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7 months
anyway, here's spork
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7 months
hmm i should make crudely drawn comics about being a hyper-online brainwormed trans woman with poor social skills
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6 months
(Poll in replies) Should I cut my hair short again or grow it out/keep it long? It just gets so frizzy
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2 months
I find it funny that adventure time's most recurring visual gag is basically a soyjak
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5 months
i finally got a job interview scheduled and i started having covid symptoms the next day lol lmao anyway here's your regularly scheduled blurry webcam selfie or whatever
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i have a really bad sinus infection
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Brie
5 months
i am average american man i enjoy bad game runescape
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back to ur regularly scheduled low-quality webcam photos give me all ur likes pleas
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@DomRomArt nice save, billie
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5 months
what in the fuck is this on my youtube homepage
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4 months
What i say when the ds stylus goes in easily
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6 months
ok yeah
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@ginfantasy
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yuppppppp
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9 months
i got temp banned yesterday because someone called me a bottom and i told them to kill themselves
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i had a sinus infection which caused an ear infection and i've been deaf on one side for nearly a week now
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me going online to be belligerently neurotic and mean towards anyone who interacts with me
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Brie
9 months
Noticing how all of the transgenders with edgy @'s have all been gradually changing to less offensive ones....... interesting.....
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7 months
how i look using the mens' locker room at the gym
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cringe is the most primordial and human of feelings. when Adam and Eve ate the fruit of the tree of knowledge and became ashamed of their nudity, what would you call that?
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You wanna be punched by Cigarette Woman so bad
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I want to make a fighting game so I can make it both extremely yaoi and extremely yuri
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oops i didn't include the whole graph
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bicacels full of testosterone metabolites will seethe over this information
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@hicuckomori i'm usually joking when i call people feds but jesus christ
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I always say "morning" instead of "good morning" because if it was a good morning, i'd bE COVERED IN BITE MARKS
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COWBOY KILLER
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