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@lmp3rfect

2 years

Cara Delevingne:

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1 year

Wait…y’all getting $1,600

Prizzilla ⭐️

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1 year

No one should be making less than $2,500 in a biweekly paycheck. This measly little $1,600 is not cutting it.

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5 months

Boycott aside ur greedy as fuck

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5 months

Chocolate cookie crumble crème frap made with heavy cream made with 8 pumps of white mocha instead of reg mocha! So good!

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8 months

And she tore his old ass up

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8 months

They were having a Bob-off 🤳🏽

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9 months

U just farted n got some oil rubbed on u

𝒋𝒖𝒗𝒊𝒆 * :ﾟ+｡.

@twlightdove

9 months

I got a lymphatic massage done and she made a vid of meee

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2 years

I think y’all would realize disliking children is very abnormal and strange

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2 years

we need a slur for kids

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5 months

Do u ever meet someone who acts the way u acted when u were like 17 but they’re like 24

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2 years

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2 years

Ur probably ugly if a stranger ask you for a cigarette and you’re not smoking one

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16 days

It’s a black dress

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16 days

I don’t believe twinks should have rights but this is genuinely one of the best met gala looks

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4 months

I’m sorry but this episode tore like you had to be there seriously

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4 months

canonically all these events in 'euphoria' took place in new years eve

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1 year

White gay men will latch onto ANYONE cause what do you mean you’re sobbing over megan trainor

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@bottledfleet

1 year

there’s no way fjsjjfjsjfjs

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2 years

Obsessed with them actually

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4 months

This is killing me bad coz like u Can really tell

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4 months

OFFSET WAS TRYING HARD AF TO OUTFACE CARTIIIDIDIDIDKDHDJDHDJHDJDHDJDHDISJJDHDJD

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2 years

Y’all i gotta have a meeting with my manager cause I told a customer to kill themself omg 😭😭😭💔💔

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11 months

KASH BONE

@thisiskashmir

11 months

What y’all think the convos was like in that submarine once they realized they had reached the end?

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1 month

Tbh this is like extremely sad

Dante

@dante_eats

1 month

this guy getting busted by his wife is still so funny

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@lmp3rfect

10 months

POOL PARTY TODAY 🫶🏽🥳 PISCES: will be escorted off the premises. SCORPIOS: $700 SAGITTARIUS: VIP AQUARIUS: VIP ARIES: $850 TAURUS: $25. If y’all got it. VIRGO: BANNED CANCER: VIP GEMINI: $150 LEO: BANNED CAPRICORN: FREE. Y’all stingy. IF YOURE NOT ON THE LIST DONT COME

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7 months

I know there’s a lightskin with 3c curls who don’t who don’t play about him

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@lmp3rfect

5 months

Gay boys humour is just misogyny start calling their asses fgg ts and keep it pushing

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@NATERERUN

5 months

omg he just kept going & going

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@lmp3rfect

5 months

Not to sound strict but people who do this need to be reported

☆ 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨 ☆

@incxgnegrx

5 months

mind you i answered the door looking busted

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5 months

No shade I started boycotting and haven’t thought about it since like lmfao

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@lmp3rfect

6 months

No moaning during kissing……. Y’all are so sexually bankrupt it’s sort of crazy

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2 years

Obsessed

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6 months

Buzzing Pop

@BuzzingPop

6 months

Selena Gomez looks stunning in new photo.

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2 months

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2 months

Would your 17 year old self be disappointed in you?

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5 months

THIS IS FRYINGNG ME

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5 months

Chile I was small af in middle school

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6 months

bawdy mama

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@anteruina

3 years

early 15th-century damaged wooden sculpture of christ on the cross

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2 years

Will never forgive y’all for turning non-binary into a 3rd gender that means white person who dresses quirky

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8 months

Y’all get $20??

nana❤️

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8 months

$20 an hour is the new 7.25 chile….

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8 months

Cardi b rap like a dog that got stung by a bee

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2 years

I don’t care if people find me sexually appealing like that’s so boring….I want u to feel an energy of divine brilliance that it physically causes your brain to create new neural pathways and sear ur corneas to blue

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11 months

Me: u were in my dreams last night My dreams last night:

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2 years

My horny ass could not be around my doppelgänger

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5 months

This ismaking me cry

❀ clara horst ❀

@_icosa

5 months

My fridge needed a lightbulb but I missed that it said ‘40 watts maximum’ so I accidentally bought a 200w bulb

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11 months

trying not to say “Btches can’t say excuse me?” In the club when I’m drunk

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2 years

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9 months

I can

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9 months

Can’t stop watching this

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1 year

Me after missing social cues and insulting you on accident

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10 months

How it feels to be obsessed with someone who’s as equally obsessed with you

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1 year

No shade if u still give a fucj sbout this incident u need a life

I Could’ve Just Sat On In With Massa

@WrittenByHanna

1 year

She said her and the girls met and the girls apologized and that she doesn’t condone the harassment/doxxing the girls received. Please let this be over.

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8 months

I love little bald white gay men like this they’re like real life Roger the alien

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2 months

Im losing my mind

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10 months

Me after smoking with my boyfriend:

lilmonibitchh

@rawwdollmoni5

10 months

smoking with your boyfriend be a different type of high 🤣🤣😭

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5 months

The hoops on the tank top…ur effing fab…

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@pytliiyahh

5 months

love me some big edges

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2 years

😭😭😭

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5 months

Literqlly my son can be gay but I be damned he’s on STAN twitter

#real

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10 months

Hey what’s this @troyesivan

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4 months

I get her

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4 months

Sometimes you really just need a man you can queen out with

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6 months

He gooned

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6 months

How I feel when I make a photodump

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2 years

That lil piss n the slit of the dick be tasting like some good crab leg butter

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11 months

Wait until you find out there’s an entire industry dedicated to mimicking blackness in Korea lol

The Motivation Continues 🏴

@C2thaL2thaIGG

11 months

"asian doll", "tokyo toni", "blac Chyna" nobody says anything...lol if there was an Japanese woman named "Ebony Doll" or "BlacK ANYTHING"...Twitter would implode 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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11 months

When you go off on him but he still likes you

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@lmp3rfect

1 year

Why did you put your husbands penis in blackface and say it was azealia banks?

Lily Allen

@lilyallen

1 year

The nepo babies y’all should be worrying about are the ones working for legal firms,the ones working for banks,and the ones working in politics, If we’re talking about real world consequences and robbing people of opportunity. BUT that’s none of my business.

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2 years

Liking a boy so much you wanna give them head unprovoked is how you know you’re too far gone

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6 months

Wrap putting his ass on my timeline up by Monday and I’m so serious

CashAngelBaby

@annitamaxwinn

6 months

The whole account is crazy 😭😭😭 “as an attractive” literally had me on the floor cause what???

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1 year

How it feels to be 20 and understanding the world is your oyster and you can do anything you want if you fully trust and believe in it

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11 months

Me when they make being a young lit btch illegal

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4 months

Mood

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1 month

Cunt…? This shit is barely taint

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11 months

I do go nonverbal in the club i will admit

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1 year

December 1st.. hard drugs, sex, unhealthy carbs & binge drinking 5x a week for 31 days.. who with me?

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2 years

Why everytime u eat an apple u feel so equestrian

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10 months

This is modern romance tbh

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2 years

U didn’t even try McDonald’s or sum huh

Edds FREE ONLYFANS

@Eddscruzz

2 years

Recently turned 18 🫣 10% off on my onlyfans haha🍆💦 !!

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4 months

Bear face in a passport photo is killing me

well no um

@charleighs_angl

4 months

these were well received on CF. what do we think of my passport photo? ✈️

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@notgwendalupe

6 months

13 years ago, rihanna and david guetta released 'who's that chick?'

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2 years

This tweet literally ruined my day

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11 months

Like I wanna do this sooo bad he made it look so fun

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7 months

That 1st picture is so coquette

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9 months

@DoingCigarettes It’s a joke

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1 month

Me waiting for the bartender to notice me

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2 years

Shan Boodram

@shanboody

2 years

What does a submissive woman do for her alpha man in a romantic dynamic? @watchjazzy explains the Art of Being Submissive. Listen here

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@lmp3rfect

4 months

4 months? Girl smoke a blunt

tellytells.

@conceited_telle

4 months

4 months down the drain😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂laugh w me before i start crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

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ITS NOT FUNNY BUT LIKE LMFAOOOOO