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@liife_of_ky
ky🌞
4 years
Why am I attracted to boys who look like they would leave their black nail polish flakes inside of me?
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@liife_of_ky
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1 year
As a bisexual woman i have never ever felt weird around women because they are wearing tighter/less clothes at the gym. This is 100% a cis man’s problem and he shouldn’t be allowed at the gym at all.
@BigNik
BigNik
1 year
So disgusting when I see women dressed like prostitutes in the gym. You don’t have to wear spandex and yoga pants, there’s plenty other clothing. I shouldn’t have to feel like I’m in a strip club when I’m just trying to work on my health. It’s annoying.
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@liife_of_ky
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2 years
Watch out men, I’m watching Fleabag and am ready to bring this character to life for 3 months.
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@liife_of_ky
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I think you should ki-
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5 months
Ozempic really came and saved the girls. I want Lana on it so baddddddd
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@liife_of_ky
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11 months
One of my exes shit himself on our first date and I still cried over him so if you ever feel like you’re down bad, you could be down badder.
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
Buying a pregnancy test is not shameful!!! You’re doing the right thing so you find out early enough that you can abort it !!!
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@liife_of_ky
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3 years
I accidentally (yes I swear it was an accident) left some of my crystals at current guy’s apartment and when I told him that there was a full moon tonight, he told me not to worry that he would charge them in his window. Speechless. Shocked. Horny?
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
My dad just said he voted no on 2 and for bitch boy mike parson. I really hate it here.
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
Hey so whoever told one of my family members about my Twitter account and coming out tweet (now deleted, thanks 2 u) from the other day, just know you’re putting me in immediate danger and i’m also pretty sure I know exactly who you are and I’ve been nothing but kind to you.
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@liife_of_ky
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3 years
The one thing I’ve ever really been jealous of is girls who have a good relationship with their mom.
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@liife_of_ky
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3 years
Yoooooo the guy that has been sexually harassing me at work got fired and they made his last day absolutely miserable 🥳🥰🥰🥰🥰
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@liife_of_ky
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3 years
Did it hurt? When you fell from the impossibly high standards your parents set for you?
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@liife_of_ky
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2 years
Some guy asked if I weighed 400lbs on TikTok so I found his girlfriend on Instagram who is basically my size (a size 10!!!! With nice tits! And she’s gorgeous!) and asked if her boyfriend is stupid. She told me yes and that she had been thinking about breaking up with him anyway.
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@liife_of_ky
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6 years
The funniest thing in the world to me is that my ex’s grandma still sends me hand-knitted socks (got some last weekend actually) and tells me her grandson didn’t deserve me anyway. Lmao we broke up like a year ago.
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
Stepped on a scale today at the doctor’s office and didn’t have to turn around so I wouldn’t see the number and didn’t have a meltdown in my car afterward even though I’ve gained 10lbs. My body is so much happier and healthier and I’m nearing 1 year without a relapse 🥰🥰
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@liife_of_ky
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1 year
I’ve finally deleted the dating apps and I’m just going to wait until the universe gives me a love that is as gentle and thoughtful as I am. For now I’ll be gentle with myself and that’s always going to be enough.
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
Kids getting free meals from school right now (or ever) shouldn’t be such a controversial subject, but here we are. Justin Hill doesn’t care if low-income kids in MO, eat, but I’m sure his children never go to sleep hungry. 🙂 Missouri’s rate of food insecurity is <20%,
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@liife_of_ky
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1 year
In 92 minutes I’ll have gone a full year without an attempt or self harm :’) I am so proud of myself and so thankful for everything that I have learned within that year.
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
Home sweet home 😚💕
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@liife_of_ky
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3 years
You can’t expect title ix to do shit about sexual assault on campus if their chief diversity officer is committing sexual crimes against children. I think it’s kind of shitty that we had to hear from Phelps County Focus before our own university.
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3 years
Society if Missouri S&T would hire a campus psychiatrist
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@liife_of_ky
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4 months
HE TOLD ANOTHER WOMAN HE MADE THE PASTA I COOKED FOR HIM AND HAD HER EAT IT (I hope she enjoyed it) IM GONNA GO TO JAIL !!!!!!!!!!!
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
Here’s what we aren’t gonna do during quarantine
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@liife_of_ky
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3 years
I just had a successful 90 minute interview with an au pair company and if all goes to plan I’ll be in France this summer with a host family they set me up with taking care of some cutie babies and being v v v far away from American conservatives
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
The school is getting ready to gaslight us harder than any boyfriend I’ve ever had.
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@liife_of_ky
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7 months
@AnneBeck58 @TTEcclesBrown Really interesting take coming from someone with a bio like yours tbh
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@liife_of_ky
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5 years
“I took the incident to my RD and she told me that I shouldn’t do a no contact order because it could ruin the boy’s academic career.” This is one of the comments from S&T’s Title IX survey, and idk I feel like the RD should maybe uhhhh not have that job anymore?? I’m disgusted
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
I can’t wait to wear my “end republican marriage” T-shirt on campus to piss off some mech-e boys this fall 😌😌🥰🥰🥳
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
I’ll say it again for the people who don’t quite get it: Rape jokes are not and never will be funny.
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
Divorce
@ABC7NY
Eyewitness News
4 years
Married couple has dueling 'his and hers' presidential election yard signs
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5 years
Me: wow ok my mental health seems really good 2 weeks later:
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@liife_of_ky
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10 months
People who are suicidal don’t care about their potential. They care about stopping the pain. People who don’t understand this should not speak on it.
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
After a calm 1.5 hour long conversation without yelling, my mom is pro-blm and looking into third party presidential candidates. 5 minutes before this conversation she was threatening that they would disown me if I didn’t apologize to my racist uncle. Be pushy. Keep trying.
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4 years
If you talk to kids like this I’m just going to assume you have no redeemable qualities.
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The best rule to go by is if you weren’t personally impacted by the thing you’re joking about, you don’t make the joke. Like I can joke about my ED and PTSD but people who don’t struggle with that stuff definitely should not. There’s a difference between coping and exploiting.
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4 years
I’d honestly love to do a study on adult Disney fanatics and childhood trauma. There has to be some correlation.
@latimes
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For Disneyland enthusiasts, the thrill is gone. The park is closed. The magic is missing. How to keep going when the “Happiest Place on Earth” is closed? “I’ve been watching videos of Disneyland parades on YouTube and crying,” Stacey Major, a 32-year-old teacher said.
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@liife_of_ky
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3 years
They’re here 🥰
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3 years
Cute date idea: we actually go on a date
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
Tbh I feel like the students at S&T are handling this a lot smarter than other schools, but administration is still blaming us. We *could* have 150+ active cases but instead we have 21. We aren’t dumb, you just forced everyone to come back and some brought the virus with them.
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
We go to a science and tech school. WHY are you guys still hitting reply all in 2020?????????
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@liife_of_ky
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2 years
Instead of using money to have this developed, they could’ve used it to help the alarmingly high homeless population in Greene county, but we all know mega churches only care about making money, not making change.
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James River Church
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Yesterday we launched our newest James River Church Campus in the Metaverse! The presence of the Lord was so strong, and we're filled with anticipation for how God is going to use this new campus to reach the lost. To find out more info visit
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Everyone is pro-life until they’re the one sitting in their bathroom floor at 3am, rigid, and too in shock to even process that they need to seek medical attention or take emergency contraception because another person chose to violate their autonomy in the worst way.
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@liife_of_ky
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My dad asked my little brother (6) to get the car keys from inside the house and when he was taking too long, honked. My brother then came outside with the keys and said “I can honk too 😠” then proceeded to set off the car alarm at 7am.
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
They found a dead body in the lake at Schuman Park and I am??? Not a fan of living right next to it anymore?????
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4 years
I hate it here
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4 years
My parents raised me in the middle of the largest forest in Missouri, had me spend most weekends in nature growing up, and expected me not to turn into a weird liberal hippie? Wild.
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
The way STL Karen is holding her gun is exactly why I think gun training should be required before purchasing a firearm. Limp-wrist bitch.
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
Hardcore leftist men who reject anything that’s not radical change make me want to eat glass. You should be happy some people feel safer now. You can acknowledge that and still be critical in a constructive way that will actually lead to change.
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
R u guys okay over there? 🥴
@calebsaysthings
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I mean what the fuck
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4 years
Do I.... go full send or?... 🤭
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@liife_of_ky
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3 years
I hate when guys say “here for a good time, not a long time 😉” in their tinder bio because sorry Tyler, being jackhammered for 2 minutes while you beg me to call you daddy is neither of those things.
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@liife_of_ky
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3 years
In the midst of the Gabby Petito case, this is just a reminder that saying “this is why you leave abusive relationships” is very victim shame-y and gross. Abusive relationships aren’t easy to escape and most of the time you don’t realize how horrible it is until you’re out.
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
My grandpa is now in the ER because of low blood oxygen levels after a positive covid diagnosis at 77. Wear a fucking mask and be mindful of what you’re doing. I’m so angry.
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
I can forgive someone for voting for trump in 2016 because maybe you were naive or still had no thoughts of your own, only your parents’, but in 2020, that’s on you and your lack of humanity. It’s been made more than obvious he’s a horrible, cruel, selfish person.
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@liife_of_ky
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6 months
It’s always a bitch that FaceTunes the shit out of their photos that has something dumb to say
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There is no such thing as a thyroid problem okay if i was to lock your fat ass in a closet you would get skinny, period!
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4 years
:(
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4 years
If this isn’t a joke I’m gonna end my shit
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4 years
When they’re cute but then you find out they’re a republican
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bomboclaat
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4 years
❤this tweet and I will write something about you
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4 years
Anyone I know that’s participating in the Re-open Missouri protests are immediately getting blocked and removed from my life. If I wanted to be around someone selfish and stupid I would’ve stayed with literally any of my exes.
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
Day 1 of wearing what I actually want to wear. I’m cold.
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
Rape is not sex. Sex is consensual. Rape is rape. Say it like it is. This headline softens what they did and it’s gross and invalidating to the victim.
@nypost
New York Post
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Amish brothers avoid jail time for sex with 12-year-old-sister
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
Being socially exhausted and simultaneously not wanting to be alone is a scam
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3 years
This is how it feels to go to S&T
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4 years
Why don’t the ‘good cops’ like... go on a strike? Like wow what would happen if you refused to be apart of something like that until your peers were held accountable for the horrible things they’re doing? Let the city burn until they’re voices are heard.
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
I’ve never met an engineering major actually excited about their future career besides the money.
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@liife_of_ky
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2 years
I think today was the first time ever that I looked at myself in the mirror Andy first thought was “wow, she’s really pretty” instead of listing things I’d change. Anyway, I’m single and love attention.
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@liife_of_ky
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3 years
Ever think about how many people have told their therapist about you???
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
If your boyfriend makes you feel like shit for wanting to make plans with him, please leave him. There’s no reason to feel like a chore and I promise there’s someone out there 20x nicer and more attractive for you.
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4 years
Hey, Rolla Twitter! Come to our table in the carver-turner room for Spring-o-Rama! We have condoms, safe-sex info, annnnd stickers! This is our first tabling event for ppga!
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4 years
@CourtneyRutled Hi, I’m high risk and I don’t think you being able to go to a bar or frat parties is more important than me having a better chance at ✨surviving✨ Get out of here with your sparkle emojis. It is SO insensitive and repulsive.
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4 years
Straight-hair Ky is a completely different person Ft. More of my grandma’s clothes
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@liife_of_ky
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2 years
I am NOT IN THE MOOD TODAY
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
If you saw me call someone a little piss baby in the big S&T GroupMe, just know I meant it and don’t regret it.
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@liife_of_ky
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10 months
A healthy boundary would be like “I need quiet time to myself everyday” not “everything about your career makes me feel insecure, so you need to fix that or I’m leaving even though I understood your job when the relationship started”
@FeralPHunter
𝔽eral ℙawg ℍunter
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the jonah hill shit is hilarious bc his boundaries are retarded but apparently im supposed to think hes controlling bc he neatly lays them out and says if you can't meet these requirements best of luck to you but this isnt for me lmaooo
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2 years
People who are pro-life have not worked in the system and do not understand the system at all. Half of these kids that will come from forced births will end up in facilities like the one I work in, completely traumatized. You’re not saving kids, you’re hurting more of them.
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@liife_of_ky
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2 months
I would never admit to paying $18.75 for a cookie
@RezaC1
Reza Chowdhury
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@POTUS I just paid $18.75 for a cookie. It was $17.75 last month and $15.75 in late December. Before you became president, it was $3.75.
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1 year
The guy I thought I was just casually hooking up with sent me audio messages of him reading a book out loud because u said I’m feeling down and just wished someone would play with my hair and read aloud until I fell asleep. I’m starting to suspect he might have a little crush.
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@liife_of_ky
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3 years
Wait are you actually supposed to reply to people on tinder?
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@liife_of_ky
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4 years
Hi, so roomies and I have decided we are being even more careful about who we have over so if you’ve been out to eat/a bar/not being careful, please don’t get upset when we say no. I can’t afford to be in a hospital 4 the 3rd Fall in a row financially, academically, or physically
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4 years
I would like to go remove trump signs tonight in the cover of darkness
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3 years
Most men really are clueless huh?
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4 years
Being mean to other girls doesn’t make you cute lol
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4 years
Going to school at Missouri S&T
@danifrancopz
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Caption this
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3 years
What’s really stupid is that nobody wants to play hide and seek in college
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3 years
I have not fought with my family at all this week. Everyone say “good job Ky”
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4 years
Putting mileage on your 2005 Honda Civic does not entitle you to sex.
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4 years
Sponsored by Wellbutrin XL 300mg
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4 years
Why am I going to school when women are going to have no rights by 2024
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4 years
Next person I date has to already be a Twitter mutual because I don’t wanna deal with the anxiety of them potentially finding my tweets without already knowing
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1 year
What a sexy test result for me
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3 years
Give me 3 good reasons not to respond to this and potentially put school on hold.
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4 years
I got 3 D’s up to B’s in a single day. Please be proud of me.
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4 years
These are the Christians I identify with. Not your racist, homophobic aunt that justifies her hate with the only two Bible verses she knows.
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3 years
@umsystem @Mizzou This is so embarrassing. He doesn’t even want people to have access to healthcare.
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4 years
Long haired boys who cuff their jeans can like... get it... literally any time. Yes, it’s only 8:54am, but I can’t tell if I’m h*rny or just want to hold someone’s hand.
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4 years
How does S&T expect people to be careful and responsible when it comes to a pandemic when there’s almost an entire department that will barely wash their ass (or hands).
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4 years
Fuck the UMsystem
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4 years
My sister has learned more about policy and history from TikTok than public school. People are learning and that’s why he wants it gone. It’s easier to control people if they are ignorant to what you’re doing.
@W7VOA
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“As far as TikTok is concerned we’re banning them from the United States,” said @POTUS .
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