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@lifeofarchy

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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
7 months
one day false 9 go turn ST
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vladimir
1 year
women always be like “if I lose this belly fat it’s over for you all “ lmfaoooo keep quite and eat for me I bought you cheesecake my little penguin
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
11 months
seeing your mum cry
@klaytohn
klaytohn🎟️
11 months
What's worse that breaking up?
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1 year
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1 year
After church then what ?
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vladimir
3 years
the kpanla dey feel cold so them give am duvet 😭😭😭
@theonlyebuka
Ebuka 📸
3 years
Can someone explain what’s going on here???
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
1 year
one of them was always not working
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
9 months
low cut = respectable young man
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
7 months
are you eating to breastfeed?
@presidentdraco1
darlington🎥
7 months
bread and egg+sausage and corned-beef together with cerelac >>>>>
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
8 months
unapproachable women. Woman wey always frown face
@ysmammri
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8 months
whats a nonsexual body part tht turns yall on? for me its arms mhmm
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
3 years
“apple of my eye, but boys dey eat for back”.
@SamtheRoyaltyy
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3 years
The Poets on the TL over to you.
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
7 months
she say “old woman like me” herh take give am see. He go blast the teautx like Haaland he get empty net.
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
6 months
I’d rather eat the plantain from the tree
@BritzGBL
Britzzz
6 months
This is what fried plantain should be
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
7 months
no chore dey vex pass ironing I swear
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
6 months
you just know she’s a good woman
@boadu_waaa
Love Chanel
6 months
Naturally I’ve always been one of a kind✨
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
3 years
yeah. Parliament House
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
9 months
you look like you do visa connection
@ftckm
kcm
9 months
@Berry3Lay @BloodBone333 I don't look west African and African
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
1 year
e lef meat pie na the food turn small chops
@naa_yorks
Hon. Cisca 🇬🇭
1 year
🥘
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
3 months
“Solo” why you then am go primary?
@mayoclerk
Mäyö Clërk🇬🇭🇳🇬
3 months
Abraham ——— 2wives Jacob. ——— 4 wives David. ———- 4 wives Solo. ———— 700 wives Rehoboam ——— 18 wives Abijah. ———- 14 wives Elkanah. ———- 2 wives And they all found favor in the eyes of the lords I was just reading the Bible 😌
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
1 year
Herh Addo D, basic needs mpo nie na self actualization hm.
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
3 years
I swear these questions some come my WASSCE like by this time I dey sell dade dade for Korle Gonno.
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
3 years
Nobody be secretive pass Ghanaian wey dey apply for Visa take travel 😂
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
6 months
"Today was fun, lets do this again" sake of no be you them debit.
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
3 years
you dey Ghana dey talk “when it’s summer” when is it not summer in Ghana Akwesi?
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
9 months
your man say “🐘” “🐘”
@KiDiMusic
Lord KiDi
9 months
🫡🫡🫡
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
2 years
You’ll be amazed at what girls will do when the actually like you. Go where you’re loved
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
3 years
FaceTime should be able to tell who has bad network. I’m tired of arguing about who has poor connection
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
8 months
you guys played all the good girls now all they do is watch netflix and ignore people
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
4 years
Bro rydee she dey need job oo no be second chance. If e be Second Chance she dey need make she go Mexico go ask Alejandro.
@garyalsmith
Gary Al-Smith
4 years
This message is for the men: Have you seen the average woman's DMs, PMs and inboxes? The amount of unsolicited trash we (men) subject them to? Forgive me I'm willing to give Mary a second chance. If in doubt, ask your sisters or girlfriends. Or even your wives.
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
6 months
gnash-a-thon
@presleyoagyamfi
Mર. O. Aɴsαн🤴🏽
6 months
What GuinnessWorldRecords can you break?
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
5 months
the sticker in the middle lasts longer than many relationships
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No Context Brits
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Real ones grew up using this.
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
3 years
“ your mates are getting married” Yes some of them too are dead should I die too?
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
9 months
Country wey them dey spy your haircut before your credentials to give you a job how we fit go forward
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
4 months
One day you people go talk the truth
@ElsaAngel19
Elsa Majimbo 🇿🇦
4 months
The dress exudes goddess energy
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
4 months
everyday fika tea boba tea fika tea boba tea you people no dey like lipton?
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
3 years
You go order food 25gh then delivery be 30gh. Wey country kraa this?
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
8 months
then I know I wouldn’t be dealing about frequent headaches and stomach pains. Women who like to eat >>>
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
7 months
them sprinkle the sausage like e be seedling
@mwinebang
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7 months
😭😭😭 subhanallah
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
3 years
if she has “🦋” “🧚🏼” in her username, run.
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
2 years
Ghanaians always want to argue about who has suffered most in life lmao. Suffering is not an achievement
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
3 years
Make nobody lie you chale, no one gives everlasting joy like Jesus Christ.
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
4 years
“I don’t drink oo it’s only Shandy”. Shandy no ey3 Feroglobin?
@wofa_slayzie
Thomas Mɛrew
4 years
Ghanaian males, what gives you the ick?
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
9 months
jollof removing one one after cooking
@kiyomixoo
melita
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what is perfection?
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
3 years
stop using your birthday to beg for money.
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
2 years
nkrofo) girls kraa yawre na Godsway.
@wend_o_lyne
Cake
2 years
If you’re a regular Khebab eater, the chances that you’ve eaten dog is highhhhh #DNBP
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vladimir
2 years
I miss 10pm Saturday night Viasat 1 Blockbuster movies
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
3 months
this be the equivalence of “I fool but you fool pass me” 😂
@Joy997FM
Joy 99.7 FM
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#SONA2024 debate: The current power outages are an inconvenience, but better than what pertained under NDC. - Abu Jinapor
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
2 years
Friends can break your heart too
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
3 months
everyday squad dey smile o, but we depress fucken.
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
3 years
vibing with someone with low meme IQ is stressing af.
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vladimir
3 years
plenty niggas dey smile everyday but demma inside dey burn bro. Be kind
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
6 months
be yourself chale, whoever go like you go like you. don’t stress.
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
5 months
you no go fix the network you dey change your name to tetelestai
@TelecelGhana
Telecel Ghana
5 months
Watch this space!
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vladimir
2 years
women who love football >>>>>
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
5 months
Chinua Achebe sef no get stories pass this shordy
@ElsaAngel19
Elsa Majimbo 🇿🇦
5 months
Ethiopia was a time
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vladimir
6 months
even if I lose my memory I no go forget this year
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
11 months
now kelewele dey cost pass pringles herh Addo D
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
2 years
If she’s beautiful and single, she’s the problem 👍🏽
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vladimir
3 years
nothing dey vex me for this world pass “happy womb escape”.
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vladimir
3 months
E lef sewing machine p3 Oraimo go do
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
2 years
rice 1gh? You make lucky say them no tear put your hand inside.
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
3 years
you went to pay your girl a surprise visit but now see who is surprised 😂😂😂
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
8 months
women don’t understand how these auntie selfies make our day
@MihlaliSoyizwap
YT:Mihlali Soyizwapi
8 months
😭😹
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vladimir
2 years
a woman will be loyal to who ever she wants based on her own reasons not because you treat her good lmaoo . Let’s be serious please
@EAfloralEvent
Surprise Hub
2 years
Once you treat your woman good, she becomes legally blind to other Men.Whether you are rich or poor.
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
8 months
The way the TL make dier:
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vladimir
3 years
You text me, I reply and then you air me. Are you mad?
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vladimir
2 years
herh Addo D, how the youth we go save money? Nah the country hard too much
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vladimir
2 years
Don’t let damaged people lie to you chale, being committed to one person can be a very beautiful feeling.
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
3 months
A come see me -er
@hd__foot_216
JustinCLEboy
3 months
are you a texter or caller ?
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vladimir
1 year
e be this kind things wey dey vex me
@nikkirubylina
Nikkirubylina Damonas🌻💐
1 year
Did you know it’s “Corncake” instead of KENKEY ??
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
2 years
Nowadays Entry Level Jobs are like: Requirements: - 6 years experience, 3 Olympic gold medals and helicopter license smh.
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
3 years
when she says “osooooooorrr” when watching an action movie 👍🏽
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vladimir
2 years
All girls do is text 12 niggas, choose the wrong one and tweet “men are trasssssh”
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vladimir
3 years
Do your best to stay away from emotionally manipulative women 👍
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vladimir
6 months
“i was just checking on you” don’t check on me i no send you.
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vladimir
3 years
you tell woman to “calm down” be like you tell am say make she somersault.
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
8 months
the TL all make:
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vladimir
6 months
girl meet you in person shun dey text you before? hmm
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vladimir
3 years
everyone is either broke, horny, depressed or all 3.
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
4 months
Nwabolistics bottle this one too? lmfaooo
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
4 months
📸 - Ronwen Williams receives the trophy for best AFCON Goalkeeper! 🇿🇦
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vladimir
8 months
i never hear “impressive boyfriend” for my life before
@Blackmillions_
Black Millionaires ®
8 months
Bill Gates daughter Phoebe Gates & her impressive boyfriend Robert Ross a tech entrepreneur & fellow student at Stanford University have broken up 💔.
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vladimir
3 years
everyday “hardest pill I’ve swallowed this year”. You people no dey swallow banku or something?
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vladimir
3 years
“ i suck at texting “ - a woman who is not interested in you.
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vladimir
3 years
“Your next task is to decide what you want to eat” WOMEN :
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vladimir
3 years
Nobody can mess with your girl unless she’s interested 👍🏽
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
1 year
( . ) ( . )
@jazzboyxr
Jazzboy,Esq✯
1 year
What’s your Favourite non-alcoholic drink?
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vladimir
3 years
after you chop you no go drink water?
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vladimir
4 months
nkwasiasem biaa mo se art
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
8 months
them fetch one man thousand give your man 😭😭
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
1 year
You dey post job for 800gh say too many holidays smh
@VacanciesGh
Vacancies in Ghana
1 year
Too many holidays in this country.
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vladimir
2 years
she’s talking to 22 other niggas bro, never feel special.
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vladimir
3 years
God didn’t bring us this far to watch us fail !
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vladimir
3 years
women will steal your favorite t-shirt smh.
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vladimir
1 year
FNSWGNSM
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
8 months
them cut me off this year saa I taya sef
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vladimir
1 month
if you hit them up once, twice wey the energy no be reciprocated - just move. no body be that busy onua. you’re loved at home
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@lifeofarchy
vladimir
3 years
whoever is making your life a bit easier, stay connected to them.
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vladimir
2 years
make sure you don’t text the wrong person because of boredom
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vladimir
2 years
nothing dey freak me pass girl she know dressing
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