Laura Toby Elliott @lauratoby Twitter profile

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2 years

Every interview I hear Ryan Fraser do, it’s extremely apparent he absolutely hates Steve Bruce

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1 year

WHY have they removed the United from Newcastle!?

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Few things about the #nufc game: 1. Clark can get in the bin 2. The transformation in Joelinton is mind blowing 3. We found Fede 4. Don’t boo 10 men who grafted their absolute arses off for 80mins

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Moral of the story: let Eddie Howe pick the team #nufc

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2 years

Newcastle United haven’t lost in 8 whole Premier League games of football. What a life this is 🍻🎉

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2 years

Depp and Fender on the beers, signing Ekitike, and Big Dan Burn in a chippy in Cramlington. What a day for the North East

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3 years

No football club in any league, whether it’s Premier League or Northern League would accept a manager winning 2 in 20. No manager would survive that form. WHY isn’t he gone!??? 🤬🤯 #nufc

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I didn’t think I’d hate a team more than Liverpool. But after being stuck in the middle of thousands of Man Utd fans on Wembley Way waiting for the tube back and them chanting ‘geordie scum’ in my face; I couldn’t hate them more if I tried 🤬

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2 years

There’s two types of NUFC fans. The ones that fight the away fans, and the ones that have a mini rave outside a metro station. I know which ones I prefer 🕺

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3 years

Don’t have kids. Don’t have a husband. So I am fully allowed to say this has been the best day of my life ⚽️🙌🏻 #nufc

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3 years

We are allowed to be happy with 3 points. We are also allowed to still want Bruce to leave. 🤷‍♀️ #nufc

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2 years

Howe: managed to survive when no other team had in that position. Pep: won the actual trophy. But no let’s give it to Klopp 🤷‍♀️

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2 years

I don’t do hugs, but I want to give Big Dan Burn a hug. He looked devastated 💔

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2 years

Steve Bruce is so exempt from criticism by Sky and the media they’ve gone as far back as Rafa to show the difference Howe has made 🤔🤯 #MNF

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2 years

I’m hungover. #nufc are unbeaten in one game. Last night was mint. Bruno is the best player I’ve ever seen.

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2 years

Newcastle United FC have won 3 football games in a row

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3 years

Interesting only ASM has tweeted about Bruce, yet a lot of them tweeted very soon after the takeover. This says a lot #nufc

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2 years

Best atmosphere in the country by a mile. What a night. See you next season SJP ❤️ #nufc

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2 years

Kieron Trippier plays for Newcastle United FC. Let that sink in. 😍

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2 years

Northern soul at the Teams club. 33 going on 63 💃🍻

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3 years

‘Lose by 5 at home today and they’ll sack you 🤞🏻🙏🏻 love Mandy xx’

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1 year

Happy 80th birthday Enid! The gallowgate golden girl 🎉🥳 #nufc

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7 months

SJP turning into the Etihad and Anfield. Proper tourist vibe last night. Minging atmosphere 🤮

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1 year

IF I get tickets tomorrow I will be absolutely buzzing and can broadcast it how I wish. I’ve never been to Wembley in my life, didn’t expect it and will 100% be making the most of it

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1 year

Michael Owen talking about pressure in a relegation battle when he refused to play in one 🫤🫤

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2 years

The #nufc timeline is an awful read at the minute. Nobody knows anything. End of.

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2 years

If ASM hadn’t have scored I would’ve been calling him worse than shite 😤 most frustrating player ever! #nufc

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2 years

2 pints for under a fiver. Good old Gateshead high street 🍻

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1 year

Imagine being that one guy telling a train full of Geordies to turn the music off as it’s the ‘quiet coach’ 😂🤦‍♀️

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7 months

First time wearing a shirt, might make it a habit 🖤🤍

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2 years

Rewatching the game back. Ronaldo is the most petulant twat I’ve ever seen on a football pitch

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2 years

Has Adam P made the biggest turnaround in fans eyes in #nufc history since Joelinton!?

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2 years

Newcastle fans are a fickle bunch aren’t they. Twitters been an odd read this morning 🤯

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8 months

Teaching Year 2 about a monumental night in History 🖤🤍

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1 month

Hearing a rowdy group of lads leaving Frate singing ‘who put the ball in the mackems net’ and seeing it was Longstaff and Gillespie 😂

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2 years

Atmosphere was unreal yesterday. No better place than St James Park. This was after the final whistle too 👏🏻 #nufc

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2 years

I don’t mean to brag but I got a standing ovation in the Black Garter last night after singing Westlife on karaoke 🤷‍♀️

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1 year

It’s been said before but you know times are special when the whole bar shouts ‘sssshhhhh’ when Eddie Howe is about to speak

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2 years

Mocking them for losing a champions league final doesn’t really work when you’ve just scraped staying in the premier league like. Embarrassing

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2 years

I love social media after an #nufc win mind. Everything about it, how buzzing the fans are, how vocal the players and the club accounts are and the fewm from journalists and other fans. 🤌🏻🤌🏻

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3 years

He has to go. He just has to. There’s no way back. Hasn’t been for a while. Spurs at SJP will be the most toxic atmosphere in history if he doesn’t go. #nufc

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2 years

Black and white for the last one for a month 🍺⚽️

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2 years

After tonight I am convinced there are 3 teams worse than us #nufc

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2 years

I’ve never hated anyone as much as I hate Klopp the whinging daft bastard

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3 years

Just seen Shelvey on Moore Farm roundabout, his calf seemed fine as he absolutely floored it to overtake me 🤷‍♀️ #nufc

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2 years

The only thing that hasn’t changed is I still always have 2 drinks in me hand 🍻

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2 months

3-1 down, 4-3 up and I’ve seen Debbie dumpling in raffs. What a day 🍻🎉

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2 years

At an 18th and just been mistaken for an 18 year old. I’m 33. I’m buzzing

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3 years

Last night on the podcast I said I would start Shelvey. After not shooting at an outfield player in goal from a free kick I’d like to publicly apologise and take it back #nufc

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1 year

I’m goingggggg 👏🏻😭⚽️

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1 year

A bit perspective is needed I feel. We didn’t lose.

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3 years

Facebook memories reminding me to put the crisps and chocolate away 😳🐷

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9 months

Happy birthday to the king 👑 @alanshearer

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2 years

Bottomless brunching 🍹🎉🍸

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2 years

#NewProfilePic

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2 years

I don’t want to get carried away with pre season performances but Miggy’s getting the Premier League golden boot isn’t he #nufc

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1 year

Well todays the day. I genuinely never thought I would see the day I would watch my team in a cup final at Wembley with my best mate 🖤🤍 YANITED!!! @maccajelliott

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1 year

34 years young 😭 thank you for the birthday wishes. I’ve had the best time 🍻🎉

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3 years

Sky will be absolutely devastated Man U V Newcastle is a 3pm Saturday kick off

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3 years

Super proud of my class planning their writing about @MarcusRashford charity work and how he received his MBE. They are obsessed with football and your life now and are continuously asking questions about you ⚽️👏🏻

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2 years

One of my favourite moments yesterday was Bruno making a tackle then celebrating it like a goal with the Gallowgate end 🥰

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3 years

It’s back lads ⚽️🍻🎉 #nufc

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1 year

Definitely one of my favourite moments of the weekend. The noise 🖤🤍👏🏻

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3 years

Intruder on the pitch ❌ Grieving wife on the sidelines whilst husband gets CPR ✅

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2 years

Awful & devastating news right on the doorstep today. Please teach your kids not to carry knives 💔

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2 years

Oh myyyy god 😍👏🏻

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2 years

Is there anything better than Man Utd crumbling first game of the season!?

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8 months

Getting into Gallowgate yesterday was a shambles. It should work, but it doesn’t. I don’t know why, but it doesn’t. 30minutes should be more than enough time. It’s not human error either for those saying ‘it’s easy’. It’s only easy if it accepts your phone. Bring back the cards

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2 years

Back home for Christmas and time for the Christmas Eve tradition of the best Xmas movie ever and Moretti 🍻🎄

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10 months

Why’s he talking as if he ever had a chance of staying and it was his decision!? The man’s a fraud

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#NUFC

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1 year

We are absolutely horrible to play against. It’s brilliant, I love it! But that 96 minutes has made me absolutely ill 😅

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1 year

The best weekend so far 🍻🎉 praying Newcastle United don’t spoil it 🙏🏻🤞🏻

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2 years

@PintsDrank I’d never buy lager in a bottle from a pub. Feel it’s a waste. Bottles of lager are for bbq’s and house drinking only

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11 months

Im a fat bird who loves a drink 🍻😀

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11 months

Complete and utter prick!! #NUFC

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1 year

I have never seen a game where we deserved 3 points more 😅 thank the actual Lord above 🙌🏻

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4 years

We’ve all been told to #StayHomeSaveLives some have listened,some have stretched the rules. My sister tested positive for Covid-19 yesterday, after putting herself at risk on the frontline, she’s a paramedic, she’s in so much pain & can’t breathe! STAY AT HOME IT IS SERIOUS!!

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3 years

Yesterday was the first game I’ve enjoyed at SJP in a long, long time. Massive improvements all over the pitch. Get Dubravka back and I’m optimistic we’ll stay up #nufc

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2 years

Eddie Howe’s ‘Easter Holiday’ mags ⚫️⚪️🍻

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2 years

We weren’t allowed in the staff room, it was closed. Get in the bin 🤬

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2 years

"I don't think at any time he thought he was breaking the law... he thought just like many teachers and nurses who after a very long shift would go back to the staff room and have a quiet drink" Tory MP Michael Fabricant urges Boris Johnson to apologise

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2 years

Bottom question. I definitely meant a question about the pictogram above. Child’s question: what do you think the score will be tonight? 😂👏🏻 #nufc

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4 years

After the most stressful few months and a LOT of obstacles, I finally got the keys and I am officially a homeowner 🎉🏡

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2 years

We go again lads ⚫️⚪️🍻 #nufc

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2 years

Happy birthday Rafa. Any excuse to show this picture of me looking approximately 2 feet tall ⚽️⚫️⚪️ #nufc

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2 years

Watching Newcastle seems very surreal atm. I can’t get used to us actually being good and enjoying games and we haven’t even started yet 🤩

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3 years

This has popped up on my memories and instantly made me put the chocolate away 🐷🤭 #progress

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1 year

My dad absolutely smashing chemo ❤️👏🏻

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1 year

Under £4 for a pint. Good old Heaton Buffs

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2 years

I’ve completely switched off from the transfer window now. Let me know the full squad on February 1st 👌

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2 years

Hatrick on his 100th appearance!? Who cares if 80 appearances were shite, I love this guy ❤️😍

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3 years

He’s lost the players, he’s lost the basics, he’s lost the tactics, he’s lost the gloves, he’s lost the plot. Be gone 🤬 #nufc

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1 year

My first memory of an NUFC semi final is THAT Drogba goal back in 2004. Absolutely ill already thinking about tonight 🤮

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2 years

Ant & Dec shouting ‘howay the lads’, ‘howay baba man’ and ‘we’ve got Baba in the middle’ has absolutely made my night

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1 year

A year ago me best mate was in hospital and got diagnosed with leukaemia. Fast forward a year and we are still kicking our height in the town watching Eddie’s Mags smashing the Premier League 🍻🍻. Here’s to 2023 being a better one 🥂🤞🏻 @maccajelliott

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3 years

First time watching @GatesheadFC and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Genuinely play better football than #nufc

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2 years

Not so long ago I was looking at the clock near the dugout nearly every 30 seconds wishing the time away. Supporting #nufc was a chore. Now I don’t want it to end. What a time to be a Newcastle supporter 👏🏻

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4 years

Heard it hear first, deal done ✅ #NUFC