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Joined October 2011
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@kuxthedon
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6 years
Randy orton has won the fathers day pic🙌🙌😂
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@kuxthedon
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3 years
We came here to participate to WIN Exsay ....TO WIN!!!!! I GOT THE JOB🕺🕺🕺🕺
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@kuxthedon
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3 years
Zambian innovator Katongo Musonda of ZEDNEXT, has built Zambian Smart Stove It which uses electricity can also be powered using solar & gas, it is a digital stove that can be controlled using a phone & consumes 30% less electricity than the normal stove
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@kuxthedon
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4 years
Stop playing fibola they said ..fikaku twala kwisa?ladies and gentlemen Stopphira sunzu's crib!!!🇿🇲👏🙆‍♂️🔥🔥
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@kuxthedon
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3 years
5 corners = 1 penalty.. you Had to be there
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@kuxthedon
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6 years
#BibleMemeHistory Jesus : dont tell anyone that i healed you Leper:
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@kuxthedon
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2 years
Ndine Emma is now officially my favourite zambian comedian🤣💀🙌🙌 #junkiediaries !!
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@kuxthedon
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6 years
I Think the Devil is trying to Test Me 😂😂
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@kuxthedon
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5 years
Kwa george - accoustic cover by Raphael loopro all the way in Germany ...zambia to the world😍😍🔥🔥🔥 💪👏💃👊😁
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@kuxthedon
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2 years
Nigerian comedian josh 2 funny bagged himself a zambian baddie and now he cant stop speaking bemba😂😂😂 love to see it
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@kuxthedon
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4 years
You are thirsty and want to drink mineral water ..what do you do first???
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@kuxthedon
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5 months
Zambian Men are Romantic not even what what👌
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@kuxthedon
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2 years
A soft life for my mother this year🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯
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@kuxthedon
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3 years
adds rangers jersey to shopping cart🇿🇲
@RangersFC
Rangers Football Club
3 years
📸 PIC OF THE DAY: @fashionjr10
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@kuxthedon
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2 years
This video of mainga narrating his stay in new york so far is pure vibes😅👌
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@kuxthedon
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4 years
Get you a kopala guza and flourish💃💃😂😂🙌🙌🔥
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@kuxthedon
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3 months
Mampi’s rebranding and glowUp has been one for the books.. and she’s never looked back #QueenDiva 🇿🇲🇿🇲
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@kuxthedon
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10 months
Some Entreprenuer locally is packaging chikanda like polony..yay or nay?
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@kuxthedon
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4 years
Can we have more of this please..young leaders in the frontlines? Whoever this young king is..am impressed👏👏👏
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@kuxthedon
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4 months
Daka even had a goal line clearance .. his quick throw in led to goal….he was starved of service from the midfielders…there many players to blame today and Daka shouldn’t be one of them tbh
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Mulako 🇿🇲 🦋
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Sunzu held us together, Daka made zero impact. DRC 1- Sunzu 1
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@kuxthedon
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2 months
YALELO KUCHALO🇿🇲 saw this feature on CNN thought I share .. not everyday you see is trending as a nation for positive things.. big ups to mr fisho meals. And the team🫡👏
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@kuxthedon
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2 years
Okay ba Mary Magdalane
@MariahNG01
Mary Ngoma 💓
2 years
Dating me is difficult, you gotta understand that I don't do things meant for married people when we are just dating,I don't like overstaying in other people's homes, I don't do make-up, I don't party,I get angry easily and little things hurt me,if I say I love u I'm being honest
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@kuxthedon
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10 months
Kitwe man proposes to girlfirend with a benz just after 3 weeks of dating....
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@kuxthedon
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1 year
We all just missed one episode of empire and never watched it again💀😅
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@kuxthedon
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6 months
When money enter love is sweeter👌
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@kuxthedon
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3 years
The Greatest of all time zambian album is..
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@kuxthedon
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4 years
Kanyanta is my middle name ..people call me kay.....so you and i can lowkey be chanda na kay💀 we can be aba nyoli together🏃‍♂️😂
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@kuxthedon
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7 months
For for girls to fight for me like this🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯
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@kuxthedon
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3 years
Diffikoti made it to parliament before ba Petersen..I don't know who the real comedian is here lol
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@kuxthedon
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4 years
Maybe ukamba pali inonge wina😂
@KalebweMutwale
Ba Mupashi
4 years
Mariah Carey is 12 years older than Inonge Wina. Let that sink in!
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@kuxthedon
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4 months
2023 - year of Ls lost my job which subsequently led to the loss of a significant other &led to “fake” friends & relatives distancing themselves ,almost lost It mentally at some point but I stayed positive said my prayers& Learned from my mistakes, am alive🙏🏾
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@kuxthedon
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3 years
Sakae paradise Resort Sable Hills,State lodge Off leopards Hill,Lusaka🇿🇲
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@kuxthedon
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2 years
Dany kaya has launched his own brand of headsets🙌👏 love to see it!!🇿🇲
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@kuxthedon
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4 years
Photos that you can hear👂👂😂😂😂
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@kuxthedon
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6 years
Mwami Already looks corupt😂😂😂
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@kuxthedon
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6 months
Me and my mother have both cleared 3 rd year of development studies @ UNZA ..now officially mafosa 💃😅..can’t wait for graduation ..the scenes will be beautiful
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@kuxthedon
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10 months
Legend coming back home at 6pm with 25 goals, 19 assists, 37 tackles completed, 52 aerial duels won, 150 dribbles attempted 50 completed, 92% passing accuracy and 85 times possession won, 5 times king of the match, 98.2km distance covered ⚽🏃🏿‍♂️
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@kuxthedon
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3 years
You had to be there💀
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@kuxthedon
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5 months
Officially the “I have been to Zambia starter pack”😂 berry pon dis!!!
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@kuxthedon
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5 months
Is she spitting?👀
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@kuxthedon
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10 months
Hunger resistant Disease resistant It can attend funerals on your behalf Doesnt male noise Adapts easily. A dog with 9 nine lives
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@kuxthedon
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4 years
Is grade 12 as hard as it used to be ai? This dull nephew of mine 9 points🙆‍♂️😂😂
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@kuxthedon
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7 months
When the father to prodigal son saw his son come back after squandering his share of inheritance at grandaddies and decapo😂😂
@kaonde_king
Ronald III
7 months
Imagine if bible characters were Zambian.
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@kuxthedon
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3 years
30000 teachers 11200 health workers...your pies are going pa rural😂
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@kuxthedon
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3 years
they like sugar daddies because they dont doda sana and they can still eat there money...manje young bloods!!! small small packet of chips afuna 7 rounds 😅
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@kuxthedon
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4 years
Nalu did the things....sheeeesh!🔥🔥🔥
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@kuxthedon
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6 months
Shadrick misheck and a bad nigga
@SamSakalaDOPEG
Dope G 🇿🇲
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It’s almost TIMe
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@kuxthedon
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3 years
it outlives relationships....shoot!!! even marriages😂 my fighter..the GOAT of irons. 1st in its name...breaker of wrinkles..oh Hail PHILIPS HD1172 Electric Dry Iron 220V🙌💪👌
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@kuxthedon
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11 months
Chanda was found shaking🤣🤣
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@kuxthedon
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4 years
Todays sunday twitter is for NATASHA MUKUKA..elo ndipo uzamuziba yesu..let me finnish shinning the veranda first💀
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@kuxthedon
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4 years
K50 is the new k10😩
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@kuxthedon
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5 years
Samfya Tourism Resort taking shape. A beach sports complex coming in 2020!
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@kuxthedon
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5 years
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Jk: 👇😂
@King_Latifah
Guapanese🇨🇦
5 years
Ayyy. Mzuzu niggaz you've gone too far.
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@kuxthedon
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2 years
My dear uncle found love and got married at 53 years old♥️😍😭....am in no hurry to wed either..
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@kuxthedon
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3 years
Apparently this is Faith musonda's crib in new kasama🙌👏
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@kuxthedon
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1 year
Zambian music videos back in 2005 went like...
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@kuxthedon
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3 years
am i tripping?😂 or @sandichimpala has a twinny lol
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7 months
What’s your next move as a boyfriend 😂😂
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@kuxthedon
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8 months
Talk about longevity!!! …patricia Elise pumulo 👌 #lusakajuly
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@kuxthedon
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4 years
The Poet The Poem
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@kuxthedon
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12 days
Ninshi kubomfya amaso?😭😭💀
@Erickmabunda
Son of Elizabeth
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@newi_6th 🤐🤐🤐
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@kuxthedon
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3 years
This is the most pettiest childish scammer that i have ever seen🤣🤣
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@kuxthedon
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5 years
A big shout out to my bro Lombe whose jst marriaging so well & making this ish luk so easy😂 last year on there wedding Anvsry he bought his wife a brand new lexus this year on her birthday dude just bought her a brand new benz😲 i can only aspire😭👏🙌
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9 months
Is this really the "zambian accent"👀
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@kuxthedon
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4 years
Social studies was like..what did Henry morton stanley say to david livingstone when they met at ujiji?
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4 years
Episode 13 just proved power has always been about Tommy egan...what a bad motherfucker👏 i wud watch a spin off show of him any day..
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4 years
A happy birthday to me😄😄 mwema fans ama shout out ati shani?😂 pundenipo nga mule fwaya😂
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1 month
Quiet waters resort - The legacy 📍KAFUE!!
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@kuxthedon
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2 years
The jito HH expected to get ..the jito he got 💀
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@kuxthedon
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5 years
When the PR GIRLS see tweeps who lapad to Never Ever attend any of there events in attendance😂😂😂
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@kuxthedon
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5 years
Can you hear this picture?👀👂😂😂
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5 years
females like pamela💪👏😂 nywe nywe securing the bag! this is securing ladies and gentlemen🙆
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5 months
Yo maps fruiticana advert vs Daev Zambia fruiticana advert? Who you got?
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@kuxthedon
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3 years
Zambian players just said WE ARE HERE TO PARTICIPATE TO WIN EXSAY!!! TO WINNNNNNN!!! Europe is not for an individual😂 🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲
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@kuxthedon
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4 years
jack sparrow Vs jack Sipalo😂
@TheCosmiq
ᴄᴏꜱᴍɪQ
4 years
Bomboclaat
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5 years
Young KK in his prime ..rubbing shoulders with Martin Luther King..we dont give this man enough credit and respect that he deserves ..A leader,statesman,comrade👏👏
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@kuxthedon
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9 months
If girls can cheat on a cop with a gun..What more imwe ba james naka laptop bag🤣😂 Fiya wimeni🙌
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@kuxthedon
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4 years
Ninshi to kaponyas every chubby nigga with a beard is rick ross😩..alo ba lozay..mukwela?😂
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@kuxthedon
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4 months
Nga ka wiso kalikwi??
@miss_forever16
Missforever16
4 months
Me I’m broke, even you, you should be broke? Awe we both can’t be broke.
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A Japanese tourists came to witnesss the solar eclipse in Zambia in 2001 he set up camp in chibombo where it was very clear..on the day the of eclipse the tourist was given kachasu and he blacked out and missed the whole thing 😭🤣🤣
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Bana idris Elba .. Sabrina elba was in zambia ,livingstone earlier this week ..ofcourse Zambia national tourist board was unaware of a high profile visitor in our midst ,I just know.. our tourism sector has so much potential if only we took it seriously
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@kuxthedon
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4 years
Miles just outchea living his best life😂
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@kuxthedon
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4 years
Got molested wen i was yung by a live in maid/aunt not to sure th drill was bath me then make me do the nasty at first it was fun but it started getting gross so i changed my routine only went home when i was sure atleast someone was home never snitched tho
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1 month
Paul ngozi was such a 🤘rockstar and superstar 🤘🔥🇿🇲😅
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5 years
who remembers ba the Third😁💃🔥🔥
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2 months
Kelis said that us zambians are chill ..…we are clear😂
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7 months
We need to be proud of our kopala dances more coz of its authenticity.. South Africans would run with this Song credit Ama deyruch- ndeilanga
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@kuxthedon
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4 years
The sweeter man.....rest easy KING!!!!!😓
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@kuxthedon
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5 years
Rip Mr haantobolo👏👏 legend
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@kuxthedon
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3 years
sho madjozi
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3 months
Yafika BIRTHDAY Yaba Nyoli Nyoli!! 🗣🗣Mwikate!! We go again ..I guess 😅
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4 years
I was on a bus today,someone sneezed and the conductor went like "its better nga mwenze mwashula che..ivo sitizavelana💀😂
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3 months
I knew Zambian musicians wouldn’t let this slide minus turning it into a studio banger 🔥💪🏾🙌🏽😂 what artist would you feature if you where the producer?
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@kuxthedon
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4 years
No one... Absolutly no one.. A kopala football team👇😂
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4 years
Hi i'm Nika...lets do some king shit💀
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