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@kristoffer_val

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@kristoffer_val

2 years

running vroom vroom vroom like a supersonic

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@kristoffer_val

2 years

Can we stop pretending like 20-25k a month is still a liveable salary in this economy???

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Seriously nagresign ang genz hire ko na earning 20k per month with hmo and 100% flexi time and 100% wfh because of mental health. Good luck sa other work opportunities these days na on-site. Hireable naman siya but I think he’ll realize later on he had a good deal haha.

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@kristoffer_val

2 years

I vaguely remember someone forgetting the Filipino word for "intestine" (bituka) and asking the patient instead, "Ah mam saan po banda yung sakit? Sa may...isaw po ba?" 💀

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@kristoffer_val

4 years

P1,163 pesos from Manila to BGC😍 I love living in the Philippines talaga thank you so much for this wonderful experience @grabph 😍

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@kristoffer_val

4 years

Omg "gasul pa" can officially be used to reply to DDS

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

arriving at betty go belmonte station

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Chinitos be like, ➖👄➖, then break your heart

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Dis u?

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@kristoffer_val

5 years

Going as Samgyeopsal for my second Halloween costume is the most spontaneous and unexpected thing I've done in a while. 🤪

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@kristoffer_val

2 years

When cases rise, the government blames it on its people. But when the cases drop, it's solely the due to the government's efforts? Something doesn't add up here

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@kristoffer_val

5 years

) ) ) ) ( ) ) ) _(___(____)____(___(__ (___ \ filipinos / _ \ need to / | \ CLAYGO /____| \ in food / \ courts / \___________/

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@kristoffer_val

11 months

Usually po pag binigay na po sayo yung cue cards at microphone

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@vheliciouso

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kailan ba malalaman if naghost ka?

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@kristoffer_val

6 years

Tita: Ay nagmemed ka pala! Libre na kami konsulta sayo ah! Ano ba kukunin mong specialty? Me: Oncology po sana. Tita: Ano yun? Me: Cancer po. Tita: Ay sige wag nalang kami magpakonsulta

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@kristoffer_val

5 months

You know what's funny? In Filipino, when addressing someone respectfully, sometimes people say plural pronouns like "inyo" or "kanila" (e.g. 'Ano po sa kanila?', 'Nakakahiya po sa inyo') even if they're talking to one person, so I don't get the confusion.

𝚁𝚊𝚢𝚛𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝙻𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 (ꈍ﹃ꈍㅅ)♡

@mstr_____

5 months

Grammar. 🤷 Addressing someone (a singular subject) as they them (plural pronouns) is indeed confusing. Tas pag di pa na address ng tama galet?

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@kristoffer_val

5 years

Who says guys can't wear dresses? F*ck gender stereotypes. ✌🏻️

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

live feed of students struggling to study in this pandemic

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Imagine mo gagastos ka halos 1.5-2 million para sa premed at med mo tapos babayaran ka as a resident sa private hospital ng P15,000-P25,000 a month? Parang hindi naman ata tama yan 🥲

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@kristoffer_val

4 years

thank u po kay kagawad at kapitan,,

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Tawang tawa ako kasi pag pinaghalo mo sila makakakuha ka ng Thomasian HAHAHAHA

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@nicolaicomm

3 years

pov: im your tagalogista friend from UP (im new to this pls be nice HAHA)

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

if God hates the gays then why do we keep winning

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@ABSCBNNews

3 years

DEFEATED. Manny Pacquiao bows to Cuba’s Yordenis Ugas with a unanimous decision loss on Sunday (Manila time) at the T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas. #PacquiaoUgas

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Olivia Rodrigo thanks SM and names them as her number one mall to go to in a recent tweet.

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😭😭😭😭😭😭 thank u guys sm. number one!!!!!

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@kristoffer_val

7 months

Just because someone is a "low maintenance friend" doesn't mean you don't have to show them how important they are in your life. Check in once in a while. Invite them out for a lunch sometimes. Trust me, your message can be the difference between a shitty day and an okay day.

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

8 months

Unpopular opinion about friends that will have you in this position ???

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

The only crime here is Giselle makes amazing gowns out of curtains and they make her wear a store bought plain ass looking dress 😭

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3 years

oh so you wanna talk about iconic dance scenes?

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@kristoffer_val

10 months

Don’t show this to PH Catholic twt

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10 months

“Hail Mary” oil painting

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@kristoffer_val

7 years

woops

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Ang landi landi ko in theory pero weakshit in practice :((((

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@kristoffer_val

9 months

HOW IS THIS A REAL PROJECT NAME 😭😭😭

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

the best anti-shopee/lazada sale shopping spree tip is being broke and not able to buy anything 😌

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Normalize saying good night to people, but still using social media apps to help you fall asleep :<

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@BertoBerioso

3 years

Lakas mag overthink eeh.

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@kristoffer_val

5 years

Med school is 100% just grumpy med students stomping around complaining and still doing everything they're complaining about without second thought.

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@kristoffer_val

4 years

Political views give a glimpse of a person’s values and ideals in life. Say what you want, but I will never date someone who supports Duterte and/or is a Marcos apologist.

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@theLanceprince

4 years

Ang immature nung pag di kayo pareho ng Political views, ekis kana. 😂

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@kristoffer_val

4 years

@grabph Wenk wonk this excuse is getting old 🤪Y'all know that that isn't a good enough reason for this insane hike. Gets ko yung 2x or 2.5x na hike eh. But this? I could've flown in a plane with that price.

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@kristoffer_val

5 years

when your surgeon says, "let's explore the colon":

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Of course it's Taylor's who's washing the dishes because Jake is afraid of showering and any water contact scares him.

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@kristoffer_val

1 year

Yung mga lato lato na yan talagang business strategy yan ng mga tiktik para di malaman ng mga tao na nasa bubong na sila ng bahay niyo

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@kristoffer_val

2 years

Rallies and protests become violent mostly because of the police/military and not because of the protesters send tweet

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@kristoffer_val

4 years

Ang akin lang, once you start med school, drop the arrogance, the hostility, and the competitiveness. You're here to make the world a better place, not compete with others.

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@kristoffer_val

2 years

Your doctor...

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@kristoffer_val

5 years

I am here competing for the title of Prom King.AND Queen. Sue me. 😜 📸: @janinepenguin ❤️❤️❤️

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@kristoffer_val

6 months

Doctors don't deliberately become late for clinic appointments. They do rounds on patients sa wards to make sure they're being taken care of properly before doing their clinics. Sometimes galing pa sila sa ibang ospital kasi nagrounds and clinic pa sila doon.

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@gerald112569

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Grabe mga Doktor sa pinas I guess big percentage of them late sa clinic hrs.nila!Like now 11am appt ko sa cardio it's 11:22 wala pa ang doktor so pang 6 ako sa listahan ano oras kaya ako matitignan?

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@kristoffer_val

2 years

Med school classes pa lang natutulugan ko na pero 'di ko expect na hanggang graduation ba naman makakatulog ako 😭

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Jessica ano paborito mong prutas?

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@kristoffer_val

4 years

putting #chromatica and #folklore on shuffle

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@kristoffer_val

2 years

People on Bumble be like, "Message me on IG, I'm not active here", delete the app then 🙃

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@kristoffer_val

2 years

Sorry pero what lesson hahaha he just stated a valid opinion naman??? Practically just said respect what other people are doing and keep your voices down 🙃

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2 years

deleted but I'm keeping this here so you can learn your lesson

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@kristoffer_val

2 years

You can *maybe* survive with that salary, but that would leave you with no savings, no emergency money. Living is different from surviving.

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@kristoffer_val

5 years

You know what I love most about med students? It's that their grades never, ever define them. Ask any med student a med-related question, they'll most likely have an answer for it. Med students work so hard but exams just don't reflect how much they know. And that's okay.

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@kristoffer_val

4 years

Two of my most fave things right now, League of Legends and kpop!?! Yes please!! K/DA - THE BADDEST #DANCEMORE #KDAMORE #LeagueOfLegends @KDA_MUSIC

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@kristoffer_val

4 years

Vice Ganda is the problematic gay y'all need to call out. They don't acknowledge nor do they apologize for any problematic thing they do 😬

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Sabi nga sa Beauty and the Beast, "Barely even friends, then somebody bends"... In Tagalog, "Bahagyang mga kaibigan, bigla nalang tumuwad"

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Da/v1d L1c4uc0 really proved na he supports this abusive government, and I hate how people will keep forgetting this just because he's conventionally attractive and famous.

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

JUST IN: A congressman, who is not a doctor or a healthcare professional, vows to fight an entire organization of healthcare professionals studying the safety profiles of drugs in order to push his own personal agenda.

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Global sensation LOONA performs their smash retro hit Voice in bright pink, as support for Leni Robredo's campaign. #LetLeniLead #LabanLeni2022 #DapatSiLeni

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

The daughter of the worst running President, the guy too focused on publicity, a constantly absent senator, the son of the family who tortured the Philippines, and an incompetent newly elected senator. What a joke.

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3 years

President Rodrigo Duterte has already named his options on who to endorse as next top leader of the country.

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Tbh it's amazing how Teddy Herbosa represents all the qualities I never want to have as a doctor. Imagine being taught to be a five-star physician—a clinician, educator, manager, researcher, and social mobilizer—and yet fail to be any of the five. What a feat.

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@kristoffer_val

1 year

he looks like he's participating in the 74th annual hunger games hahaha

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1 year

not david archuleta getting 2nd again 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀 robbed twice

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@kristoffer_val

2 years

Sleeping naked is a different kind of joy haha

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@kristoffer_val

2 years

First day back 🥳

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Omg updated pala si ate vocal coach sa Harrison's 20th edition!!! 😮🤪Queen behavior only 👑👑👑

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@kristoffer_val

2 years

Happy New Year from the delivery room! 🎇🥳🎆

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@kristoffer_val

4 years

Okay I think we have to talk about 1 Corinthians 6:9. This is one of the most common Bible verses they use against homosexuality. The Greek words that were translated here were "malakoi" and "arsenokoitai".

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

my vocal coach: knock three times number of actual knocks:

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@kristoffer_val

4 years

added appropriate sounds

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Si ate parang CASHIER lang na nag scan ng barcode sa noo 😂😂

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@kristoffer_val

5 years

Next headline: #WalangPasok Classes in ____________ City are suspended from zygote to embryo

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@kristoffer_val

4 years

Bakit yung mga known cheater sa relationship may mga relasyon pa rin ngayon? Hindi ba magddoubt yung mga current relationships nila??? I'm just genuinely confused⁉️⁉️⁉️

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@kristoffer_val

1 year

nepo babies in the medical field🤔

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Hello po. I hope I've made my mom and dad proud. After 8 long grueling years, I'm finally a doctor (unlicensed). Kristoffer Val ———, RMT, MD Benemeritus #Revalidone !!!

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@kristoffer_val

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Family friend once told me “Uy tumaba ka!” and by pure instinct I accidentally replied “Haha kayo rin!” She never commented on my body ever since 😂😭

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@kristoffer_val

4 years

Plantito raw pero ayaw niyo ako diligan 💦🌱🙄

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@kristoffer_val

2 years

hay buhay 🥱😪

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@kristoffer_val

5 years

Why do law students look so mature, sophisticated and well organized while I'm a med student here looking like a potato chip

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Got my sister to join me to cover Naughty by Irene&Seulgi HAHAHAHAHA 🤪 RED VELVET COMEBACK SOON PLS 😭

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@kristoffer_val

1 year

New meme reply to the Pikachu meme HAHAHAHAHA

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@kristoffer_val

3 months

Accidentally emailed the HR with this email signature and she replied accordingly HAHAHAHA

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@kristoffer_val

2 years

looking for someone to love me airconditionally

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Grabe no? Imagine the Filipino citizens in Cagayan needing help yesterday night and the Vice President of the Philippines immediately sprung into action, organizing and coordinating efforts to help them agad. And the President? Nowhere in sight again.

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Hoy may nagmessage sakin na swerte raw mga top sakin kasi cute kong bottom excuse me swerte rin naman mga bottom sakin kasi ang cute ko ring top yes team versa let's go

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@kristoffer_val

1 year

@notatakenhandle ✨in Chinese✨

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Jusko pakaraming tao please lang social distancing kayo parang walang pandemya ah😭

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@kristoffer_val

1 year

GUSTO KO NG CUDDLES PERO GUSTO KO RIN MAPAG-ISA ANO BANG UTAK ITO HAHAHA

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@kristoffer_val

2 years

I wish you find someone who would never even think of hurting you—unearthing deeply rooted trauma you've tried so hard to resolve for years.

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

hello po doktor na ako hehe 😗✌️ (hindi pa lisensyado tho haha)

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

HAHAHAHAHA 100% me slidin that hand down 💀💀💀

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

First time doing this haha pls be kind haha 🥺🙏🏻 #AnimationVOchallenge

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@kristoffer_val

2 years

will delete but honestly seeing bulges are sometimes hotter than seeing what's inside HAHAHA

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@kristoffer_val

2 years

me and my ensaymada 💛 even though I technically graduated last year, stepping on stage and graduating face to face still feels as fulfilling as I thought it would be. four years of studying and four years of hardships. worth it.

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@kristoffer_val

2 years

OH MY GOD I PASSED THE BOARDS OH MY GOD DOKTOR NA AKO

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

I've said it before, I'll say it again. For such an essential, precise, and meticulous job, healthcare professionals are severely overworked and underpaid.

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@kristoffer_val

5 years

I've said it before, I'll say it again. It's 2019. Don't chase after people who don't seem to be interested

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2 years

Bacc Mass 2022 💛

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@kristoffer_val

3 years

Minus ilang ligtas points kaya ito? Mga m4991 na points ata HAHAHA

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@kristoffer_val

4 years

Honestly ramdam ko yung pagod ng bawat medical student struggling to still get quality education. We're exhausted. Exhausted of trying to have our side heard and understood. Exhausted of trying to make faulty technology work. Exhausted trying to study during this crazy times.

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3 years

Kaldero ng Diyos.

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