@iamyesyouareno
ChatGPT..13% of my cattle keep stealing my bike and mocking my culinary abilities because i dont dump a canister of garlic powder and Lauries seasoning salt on every meal. What should i do?
@libsoftiktok
‘I just don’t have the mental energy for that’.. now here’s my 2 hour makeup and jewelry routine and day-long shitposting screed about what pronouns i use and why
@Babygravy9
>Boomers: I can’t believe i was a hippie
>GenX: I can’t believe i was goth
>Millennials: I can’t believe I was emo
>Zoomers: I can’t believe I chopped my dick/tits off
@restoreorderusa
The Heart Attack Grill is an inspirational story.Take note
>owner operates weight loss centers for decade.
>becomes disillusioned bc fatties are weak-willed & never lose weight
>devise a legal way to kill obese ppl by giving them unlimited carcinogenic slop for free
@beigepilled
There was a /tv/ thread where an anons gf always asked questions about a show they watched together until the show switched to a mostly-female writing staff & suddenly his gf stopped asking questions during viewing
@TheCriticalDri2
She had help from a hobbit. Two characters deemed "too weak" to ride with the army took out the enemy's most powerful commander. No one had any issue with it, because it was consistent with rest of the story..and it was awesome.
@smoogumin
if you did this on /pol/ you'd either be completely ignored or called an edgelord by 1 or 2 posters before being forgotten.
on plebbit you'd get thousands of enthusiastic NPCs bumping your post to the top frothing at the mouth for dead Russian children with the same fervor as you
White peoples obsession with smoke alarms really encapsulates their knack for neuroticism, as well as their tendency to get extremely distracted by minor issues
@Joaquinkillr1
@Spinachbrah
>Attacks toddlers
“Owner was yelling and screaming, trying to kick my dog off”
>shitbull owner doesn’t intervene until his toddler-mauler meets something it can’t disembowel.
Definitely happened. All elements are there. Only missing the butthurt owner crying abt. his dead beast
@Niggailanth_Xen
"15 of my cars got stolen recently. But it's beautiful in LA, so DudeWeedLMAO! If you're a victim of a crime, it's your fault. That's why I enabled James Franco for years until my PR agent pressured me to stop."
@KILLTOPARTY
Westoid women would rather be hole
#10
in the 10 girl rotation of a top 0.1% man than in a committed monogamous relationship with an average (or even significantly above-average) man.
Sad. Many such cases.
@FuckKoroks
Gotta love the audacity of Barnes & Noble selling a “banned books bundle”
after removing all of Dugin& Kev MacDonalds works from their platform
@baronichita
Ok….white family in a cereal commercial =white supremacy, but a blonde haired blue eyed child-soldier reciting an oath in front of a runic sonnenrad banner is freedom & democratic values?
@hayasaka_aryan
Zhao was the true hero of the original series.
Exterminating the water tribe & killing the moon spirit.
He was trying to save us all from Korra