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Vols. extracting juice from the earth’s crust. Roku City

Grand Isle, LA
Joined March 2024
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The great american networking scene
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Here’s me in my rush attire. Was feeling the pit vipers because I fuck. Btw. Walked into the sigma chi house and absolutely tore it up and copped a Prebid. I think the pink shorts the southern tide polo and PVs got me the bid. No promises. I fuck in case you didn’t already know
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Day dreaming about giving this yankee fentanyl next year
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Apparently “doing ketamine” isn’t a valid excuse to miss chapter. Let me run this damn fraternity #cringe
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@OwencommaNick Was a networking convention
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Going to the minority casino in style tonight
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Date just asked if I was gonna post her after formal. Yeah buddy🤣🤣
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Revive me blue pow please I am about to black out in the panthers stadium
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Womp Wednesday. Say less
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Pretty sure this was my friend frank
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Dong needs to get the hell out of Alaska. Cool at first but I’m paid a like a single black mother, and I haven’t gambled in months. Better yet, my boss doesn’t let me drink anymore because “I’m a huge liability when I drink” I’m going to blow my brains out
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White boy summer #thanks
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Beater in the dining hall, sick dude! #pikeaholic
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Did anybody know it was work week at Tennessee?? I sure fucking didn’t
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Just picked up a homeless dude and bought him some food and an IPA. Is this enough to get me into heaven?
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What she sees
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Bar dropping girls from three point range is what separates pros from the rest
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I’m crying KD be in the club scaring the hoes
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For the cats and the dogs
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Did good at the casino tonight
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First time I’ve ever been out networked by a female last night. What size ring should I buy
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How my buddies look at me when they know I have bag
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Time to lie my ass off for 7 pages
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Just got sharpie on my Peter. Should I A: Blow my brains out or B: Blow my brains out
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He’s starting to grow on me
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Cosplaying hunter Biden tonight in honor of the debate
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I need a new barber man. No I don’t want a fucking skin fade
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Sorry LEFT me and @larrylovespot are wearing flops at the bar
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Currently networking in my Peter millar quarter zip. Go fuck yourself #sigmachi
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Wouldn’t mind a cold Billy beer or two or three right now
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Me and my buds with the beer shits tomorrow at the Palestine protest
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Don’t mind me #trustfunded
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Just came across a gay couple getting evicted from my buddies apartment complex👍 Now read the first two words
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Just handed out so many cigarettes in the smoke room of the casino felt like the degen Mr beast
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Burner dog. And no @KamalaHarris u can’t pet him
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I talk so much shit to Kamala Harris on here that she made the cut. Day ruined.
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If this 10 hr bus ride doesn’t already make you want to kill yourself, this might help
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Just referred this whole tribe to my bookie. I’m drowning in free play
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Remote Amazon tribe connects to Elon Musk’s Starlink internet, become hooked on porn, social media
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Boots on the ground
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Already tugged my hose 5 times today. @KamalaHarris can’t stand that
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2 months in Alaska with no bag. Yes I’m gonna blow my brains out. Yes I’m gonna spend all the money I make as soon as I get it
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Leaving for Alaska in 9 days. That’s at least 10 more casino trips
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Gay son
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Instagram Influence flashes her chest in front of shocked bystanders at NYC-Dublin portal installation. Viewers looking through the portal in Dublin were left stunned after the woman pulled up her top in an effort to go viral on Instagram.
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Flop weather.
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Holy fucking fuck the vols play tomorrow
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On one tonight👍
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Me and the 9 mm in my closet after this geology final
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Used to want a pair so bad
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Yelling racial slurs at these lights on Cumberland
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Captain just broke his hip and is out of commission. Dong is about to be unemployed yet again #classic
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Networking in the downstairs stall at the beach on bourbon tomorrow night #thanks
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Just saw my buddy frank use a straw and immediately concluded that straws r gay, thanks.
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Lost big at the casino tonight
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Representing the motherland well
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Just left my wallet in my car in Lake Norman. Should I be scared guys
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@RichardElliotK @lancemcdonald84 @KeithCozar98666 That’s you rich stop hiding behind the burner
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Hey @EASPORTSCollege whenever you need the racial slurs and cat calling crowd noise, I’m ready just shoot me a dm
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Sue me
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If this gets one like I’ll go to the casino tonight and buy in with my whole account balance
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@Girth_Newt Lanyard speaks for itself
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Tax the poor.
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$500k or a date with Angel Reese?
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Come and try to take it from me @TheDemocrats #unemployed
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@cocainejesus78 I see car keys and beer. Have yourself a day cocaine Jesus.
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The left HATES that I’m spending 3/4 of my bank account on this damn womp tank
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Daddy just allocated some more funds to my bank account. Nola has no idea what’s coming
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@HughJanus556 The lang merch just dropped
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@impetermillar Nice shades, Peter. Just got a new pair
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“Skibidi, fortnite”-mark #poetry
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Got retarded at the shittiest bar in tigerland last night. Today we ride to the casino and get retarded for free after my favorite minority cuts my hair. I think I’m healed
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@1an_Hawke Ran it as well tonight, felt like the alpha among these sheep.
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If you know any fat women that need some sigma dick tn, my rhino pill is damn near its expiration date and I don’t like to waste
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@JWentfederal Loving the new profile pic, “J”
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Why not?
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@1an_Hawke Can confirm this is real. Nice, Ian
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@OsamaBenDrinkin Great film osama
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@monkeybarscout Never gonna forget where I was when this post dropped
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I’m so back (I have a problem)
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@mikevick166 Commercial salmon fishing mike
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@CPA_Doug69 Me too, Doug. I know more about the legality of owning a pet monkey than anything I learned this year.
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Knoxville lunchbox
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Pregame grounding #cbtm
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Dabbling in some freshman poonani hbu
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@StatelyOaks0 Easily from Shreveport
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@JWentfederal This is my Super Bowl
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Nothing more, nothing less. This guy fucks
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In Waffle House screaming racial slurs. Take notes
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@Cookoutcraig @SmithCook4656 Just threw up in my mouth
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@JWentfederal Found you a date
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Dong needs a bump
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Moe’s grill is ran and operated by beaner rothschilds. Their cinco de mayo deal is a damn lie
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@JWentfederal U weren’t lying about the banjo
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@1an_Hawke Is that Frank?
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Hidden talent: predicting terrorist attacks before they happen and not telling anyone #BlessedAndexpressed
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@Cookoutcraig Tried and found out they were mountains
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@retiredbartard Liberal propaganda at its finest
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