Shaun Bailey, I found a lovely little picture of you at Christmas party in 2020. It was taken when my nan was in hospital dying of Covid you absolute cunt.
#SexistShaun
Littering is an actual crime and carries a fixed penalty charge of £150.
@metpoliceuk
how many fixed penalty fines for littering did you give out this weekend?
Dear Rishi and Co.
I can categorically say that there is absolutely no way you are conscripting my children into the armed forces to do your bidding against Putin or anyone else for that matter. I suggest you fuck right off.
#conscription
This is like something out of a Dickensian novel. The peasants lining the streets to cheer on the wealthy for absolutely no reason at all other than that is what has always happened.
Another huge turn out for the Boxing Day hunt meet in Monmouthshire ⬇️
Help us protect the future of lawful hunting with hounds, sign up to
#ActionForHunting
here 👉🏻
I've saved 2 days of annual leave for the general election. I'm going to frolick about in my best woke dress and get pissed on the tears of Tories. Who's with me?
If the following has really pissed you
off this week then I think we should be friends.
1. Michelle Mone and the great PPE fraud. Tip of the Ice berg no doubt.
2. MPs Christmas Party funded by tax payers of course.
3. FIFA
4. The Tories in general really.
#FollowBackFriday
#FBF
The ever increasing list of MPs expenses now includes a Christmas Party. We really need to stop the reliance of benefits and help them to become contributing members of society and stand on their own two feet.
Yesterday I had the pleasure of irritating
#30pLee
so who knows what today has in store.
If you share the same despair and disgust for this shower of a government then let's be friends.
#fFollowBackFriday
#fbf
A massive round of applause for
@carolvorders
for single handedly taken on the Tories, exposing their lies, deceit and fraudulent rinsing of this country. She has the self-determination we need in our political system and would get my vote any day.
#CarolVorderman
As the Covid Inquiry starts today, I would like to pay tribute to my lovely Nan, Audrey. She died whilst the Tories partied, drank and puked up walls. I couldn't go to her funeral. This photo was taken in February 2020. It was the last time I ever saw her.
#CovidInquiry
Imagine these thugs waking up this morning. Hungover as fuck, the coke has gone, wife not speaking to you, kids are embarrassed af, probably getting the sack and the whole of the UK knows what a massive cunt you are.
Just for a second, imagine that this was Meghan Markles' mother instead of Kate Middletons' parents.
The boats aren't the problem. It's the swindlers at the top.
#KateMiddleton
#MeghanMarkle
The Conservatives having a dig a teachers who are on strike tomorrow are the same Conservatives who don't send their own children to state schools for the very reasons the teachers are striking.
My Christmas wish is...Jeremy Clarkson never gets another booking, editorial or tv show ever again and The Sun newspaper is nothing more than a bum wipe.
#IStandwithMeghan
Who the fuck would ever think that getting on a horse dressed like a complete dick to chase a fox across the countryside and watch it get torn apart by a pack of dogs is fun?
#BanFoxHunting
Who remembers Neil and Christine Hamilton. The disgraced Tory MP and his wife. I think Johnny and Flic are version 2.0 of them, this is about to get a whole lot more cringey.
#JohnnyMinge
#felicityminge
@GaryLineker
Obviously everyone wants to see you back on their screens but this symbolises something much, much bigger. Thank you Gary and everyone who stood by him in solidarity.
@RishiSunak
Does that mean you are going to take away the subsidised gourmet meals in Westminster and instead give children free school meals? You know, because you are so are into Families etc.
Things that have pissed me off this week.
1. Boris wanting Ukraine to join the EU
2. British Gas force fitting pre payment meters
3. Shell profits
4. Spiralling living costs
5. Lee Anderson (always)
#FollowBackFriday
I've boycotted
#ImACeleb
but obviously know he is in the final. Have people forgotten about the affair where he broke his own rules, care home deaths and PPE contracts awarded to his local pub landlord? Don't let this slimey prick win, he should be in jail not the jungle.
We are all very well aware of the hardships that everyone is facing. Mortgage, food and energy costs are pushing us to financial limits. However, these out of touch toffs still think we want to see them dressed up in the nations GDP.
#NotMyKing
I'm completely, furiously and 100% politically enraged today. The poor shaming, Dickensian attitude of Tory MPs is utterly shameful. I can't wait to see this absolute shower out on the ears come the next general election.
@LeeAndersonMP_
@SimonClarkeMP
The Prime Minister’s boast at
#PMQs
having been told of a child eating cereal with water because their parents couldn’t afford milk should send the country into outrage. If you share my anger RT this widely
As a child of a single mother, I find this deeply offence. So on this mother's day I appauld all you single mothers, playing both roles and totally rocking it 🤟
#MothersDay
#boristheliar
@ukhomeoffice
They weren't working, were they?! Coming over here, doing all the jobs we don't want to, contributing to the economy, paying their own way. The cheek of it.
@PetronellaWyatt
Sorry maybe I'm having a particularly thick day but how did Meghan and Harry 'pick off' Jeremy Clarkson? I was under the impression this was all by his own hand.
This photo genuinely breaks my heart and Brianna has been on my mind all day. What a tragic loss of a young woman's life who just wanted to be free to live as she wanted.
Sunak talks about integrity, professionalism and accountability. He then thinks fuck it and appoints Lee Anderson as Deputy Chairman.
#30pLee
#ToryShambles
Stanley Johnson allegedly has a string of domestic abuse claims against him. Fiona Bruce defends Stanley Johnson by stating that breaking his wife's nose 'was a one off'. That's not very impartial is it?
#BBCQuestionTime
The HoC Christmas menu. Imagine having access to affordable, hot, nutritious meals at these prices.
@SimonClarkeMP
@LeeAndersonMP_
you have no concept of reality.
Latest twist of Tory hypocrisy, Shaun Bailey is mithering he is the victim of bullying at the hands of Carol Vorderman.
The Tories have been victimising the whole country for 13 years. This is more about fear as Vorderman has more intelligence and drive than all of them.
I've got over 100 dogs. Im not going to tell you what breed or show you a picture of them but I want you to believe that I definitely have over 100 dogs.
#BorisTheLiar
#ToryLeadershipFarce
So Boris wants the Ukraine to join NATO and the EU. I know!
My question is what he is gaining out of this? Because you can bet a shiny shite he isn't doing it out of kindness.
Unless you have experienced poverty and the everyday struggles of living hand to mouth, then your opinion is nothing more than an uninformed waffle.
@NickFerrariLBC
Adult female wears a ridiculous amount of clothes whilst watching television because she refuses to turn the heating up and further line the pockets of the wealthy.
#moralsmakemecold
@fesshole
I tried to make goulash and failed. I tried to flush it down the toilet but blocked it and my dad said 'even the toilet doesn't want your shitty goulash'.
@ashleyljames
I am a mum to 4 children, two of which are teenage girls. I couldn't begin to tell you how many times they have been leered at and objectified by older white males. Anyone fancy a riot outside Wetherspoons??
Fat Shaming.
All week the liberal left have been fat shaming me. I may have eaten too many Weetabix over Christmas and I am even out of breath typing this Tweet.
The tolerant left will not win. I have a weight loss plan. Keep your eye out on here.
Any tips?
@PetronellaWyatt
My next door neighbours but one old work colleagues mum used to go the bingo with a lady who's cousin had a cat that was stroked by Harry. Apparently the cat said he was slightly over zealous on the tummy rub so it must be true.
@sophielouisecc
How would you know what is like to be a black person living in the UK. Like seriously!
Also I'd take the UN over a hate mongering tory mouthpiece any day.
@JeremyVineOn5
Jeremy Vine your questions are biased but you have a very clear answer here from the British public. We back the strikes and we want a new government.
@RishiSunak
You are wasting your time. The UK has had enough. Enough of you and your dishonest friends stripping this country bare. We want a general election.
@Matt_VickersMP
No. God save everyone really struggling right now to heat and eat. God save everyone struggling with the Dickensian Tory government. God save the NHS. God ensure workers retain the rights the fought so hard for. Pretty sure Charlie is sitting high and dry.
No. God save everyone really struggling right now to heat and eat. God save everyone struggling with the Dickensian Tory government. God save the NHS. God ensure workers retain the rights the fought so hard for. Pretty sure Charlie is sitting high and dry.
@metpoliceuk
You received intelligence that Wayne Couzens was driving through MacDonalds with his penis out, flashing and known in the force as 'The Rapist' but you done absolutely nothing about it. The Met should be utterly ashamed of themselves.
I am embarrassed to live in this country under this government. Four million children in food poverty, yet the very people who put them there receive heavily subsided and free meals courtesy of the taxpayer.
#freeschoolmeals
#FoodPoverty
Why isn't Akshata Murthy and her husband Rishi Sunak being investigated for fraud? You would think being near on billionaires they would feel the need to steal from the public purse.
#ToryCriminals
@metpoliceuk
It's a shame a 'significant police operation' wasn't there when Steven Lawrence was murdered or when Hussein Chebab was sexually abusing a young girl or when Wayne Couzens warning lights were in your line of sight. What a disgrace you lot are.