I was once the victim of some very nasty, fake Google reviews. I wrote a blog detailing my investigations which led me to identify the culprit. I decided not to publish for fear of looking unprofessional. Now this
#coleenvsrebekah
scandal is out, I'm tempted. Thoughts?
Thoughts on
#GNR
. I did it in 2021 and loved it. This year, with the original route, not so much.
60,000 people is too many. One single point of failure (South Shields Metro) is not enough. We cannot help the rain but I hope they learn from this.
Just entered three awards that I have no chance in hell of winning.
But hey, I'm a freelancer, and nobody's gonna do it for me. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, amirite?
If anybody cares, the debt collector prevailed and I got my dolla. Very much looking forward to no longer working with a client who tried to gaslight me and plainly lied several times. Laterz.
I'm hearing a LOT of
#copywriters
are having a hard time lately - largely because they're not getting the respect they deserve. As another copywriter rightly said to me today, "financial advisors wouldn't have to put up with this!".
What is it about this industry? Anybody else?
Broke down in tears under pressure this morning so I've sacked off all my work plans for the day and have decided to blog instead.
Back to basics. Aaaah.
Completed it peeps! And even managed to catch up with my ridiculously athletic father-in-law for the finish. His first; my sixth.
PB too 🥳
#YorkshireMarathon
#YorkMarathon
@KathyBurke
You will never see this tweet but I am watching footage back from
#AllWoman
and wanted you to know you have really made my day today, Kathy. You have my heart.
@_DHOTYA
This book was my one-present-on-Christmas-Eve and I’ve finished it this evening. Sorry I look like utter dogshit but thank you muchly for the chuckles. Merry Christmas.x
I just realised why I can't work to music.
It's because I LOVE music too much. Are you one of those people who gets goosebumps listening to music? I am and it's hella distracting.
Hello, I’m Katie and I’m a
#writer
. That means I do writey things like
#write
in this notepad. Look how much
#writing
there is in this photo.
(Jokes aside, I had a brand shoot with
@LaVuePhotograp1
yesterday and am THRILLED with the results so far...and I’ve only seen four!)
Doing a little weekend studying with
#CIM
and I was today years old when I found out that spam stood for 'sending persistent annoying mail'. Please tell me you didn't know this either.
#spam
#emailmarketing
In 2019, a guy made me pitch a website copy quote to him. I spent ages on it, but it turned out he was just a new copywriter looking to see how others do it.
He just messaged me offering me work. When I called him out on what he did in 2019, he blocked me.
Guilty conscience?
Father’s Day today.
The older I get and the more people I meet, the more I realise I’m in the minority.
Anybody else childfree, out of interest?
#fathersday
#parenthood
Having a full-blown argument with my mother, who refuses to comply with lockdown restrictions and is against the vaccine. She’s just called me horrible and bitter, and threatened to ‘block me’, saying she didn’t raise me this way. Send love, please? Feel pathetic.
Jesus CHRIST the spammers are out in force this month. The number of guest post LinkedIn requests and SEO emails...also just had a lovely lady named Sergio offer me mortgage deals.
Anyone else?
Started my day having to engage with a debt collector. Ended the day with a client paying the invoice as soon as he received the email.
Keeps us on our toes, this freelancing lark, eh?
Sup folks. I have a pretty big announcement to make (sorry if we're connected on LinkedIn). What better way to tell the story than through a few magic tools from Hobbycraft? Thank you so much
@dontpanicevents
for this wonderful opportunity!
#ukcontentawards
#bestcontentseries
11th December. "We'd like you to do a free test."
No thanks. I don't work for free.
18th January. "I completely understand. Our monthly budget is X."
OK. I will do the test within your budget.
"Unfortunately the test is not paid."
Do you understand though, really?
I wore a dress on Thursday and did not a) spill anything on it b) rip it c) throw up on it. Having worn pyjamas for quite a while, I feel this is progress.
From next week, I am vetoing video calls.
I totally respect that office teams need them.
But I’m a grumpy loner and hate having to look at my own face, pretty myself up or tell you I can’t hear you. Phone calls were fine before the pandemic.
Tell me I’m not alone?
#zoomfatigue
Just spoke to my nan, who had the vaccine on Friday. She was absolutely buzzing - said she had wrapped up warm ready to queue for hours. In reality, they'd sent her instructions on how to get there, car parking was well signposted, and she was first in line. So happy😊
Well, it's official.
The
#TransferWindow
has closed and Craig is on board at Katie Lingo. Craig will be taking care of operations and is also a dab hand with data.
We'll be debuting as a two at
@MeasureFest
next week and then meeting new people at
@brightonseo
. Can't wait!
Great start to a Monday - chap offering me a whole $15 for 1,000 words and proposing I set up an Upwork account which he can then use to outsource to his writers.
Why are 30-day invoice payment terms even a thing? If I owe somebody money, I sweat. Legit have been known to pay people before they even issue an invoice.
Cash flows large companies yadda yadda yadda.
900 followers! Goodness! Thank you so much, beautiful Twitter community. Saying a big hello to all of you - I'm Katie and I'm a
#freelancewriter
with an unhealthy amount of love for my cat. How about you - what do you do, and what do you love? Happy Wednesday! 🐈⬛❤️
Knocked 12 minutes off my PB. Edinburgh really is the course for PBs!
Absolutely STUNNING and would recommend to anyone. Awesome day.
#EdinburghMarathon
@macmillancancer
Rebranding my website.
Sent an email to clients asking for adjectives to describe working with me.
I am so nervous I feel like I have accidentally sent nudes.
Got woken up by Alexa blasting out some uber pop synth version of Happy Birthday.
It is nobody’s birthday in this house.
The machines are going to kill us all, aren’t they?
Just replied to a LinkedIn prospect over messenger. Trouble is, was texting my mother in law at the same time, so I’ve signed off a mini proposal with a kiss.
Gin?
I might start a Twitter account called "Overheard in David Lloyd changing rooms". It's my one posh indulgence, but my God, I do not belong there.
#scumbag
'Be honest with clients who push for unreasonable deadlines. Turn down work that's framed around speed rather than quality.
Linger over work. Savour life. And produce copy that's authentic, engaging and persuasive.'
@WealdWordsmith
on 'slow
#copywriting
'
I know nobody cares, but I won an award yesterday. Content Writing Service Provider of the Year. Didn't even nominate myself this time. OK I HAD TO FILL OUT A FORM BUT THEY APPROACHED ME AND ASKED ME TO. Ahem. Yaay.
Who here uses
#LinkedIn
? As a bit of an addict, I was heartbroken when I noticed my posts taking a beating during
#lockdown
. I decided to investigate what makes the most engaging LinkedIn post. The results may shock you...
#clickbait
#socialmediaengagement
Thread. Gosh. Another year already. This is the ONLY celebrity whose death brought me to tears. I was raised on The Young Ones and Bottom. Imagine how hilarious that slapstick comedy was to a 5-year-old.
#RikMayall
#RememberingRik
Whenever I go networking and get nervous, I apologise to strangers for going into ‘Chandler Bing mode’.
Thank you to the creators of Friends for this massively relatable character, and to Matthew, who played him to perfection. You will keep us laughing wherever you are now.
Q1. In November, your LinkedIn feed is likely filled with photos of slightly drunk people clutching awards, declaring their delight. But what are your views on awards in this industry? A mark of credibility or something any old swindler could pay for?
#ContentClubUK
@PRisUs
A5. You have to trust people. Stop assuming everybody is a competitor. We all have our own preferences, niches, styles. Those you perceive to be competitors may actually be collaborators. They'll prop you up, support you on socials, and may even give you work.
#FreelanceChat
Neighbours asked me to take in a lost cat. I shake treats to lure it in. My cat comes for the treats. Rescue cat is in and out. Neighbour’s cat arrives. Another treat. Other neighbour’s cat arrives. Another. Within seconds there are FIVE cats and it looks like this.
So,
@edagoodman
asked recently what changes we would make to social media. If it counts, I would say Whatsapp - group permissions. As far as I’m aware, people can add you to groups and expose your phone number to anyone. Yes you can leave, but it looks dramatic. Ask. Permission.
Why does everybody love Google Docs? What am I missing?
I paste something in from Word that looks all lovely and it does this with the formatting. UNDERLINE, BOLD, MASSIVE BULLET POINTS YOLOOOOOOOOO.
Rant over.
Update: Sony's HR team have contacted me personally asking for more details. Have to say I am quite impressed by how they're handling this. Let's hope this makes social media users think twice about inappropriate messaging in the future.
“I am sick of the rhetoric that December is the time for enjoying yourself, and January is the one for misery.”
@contentbythesea
keeping it real once again. January should be enjoyed, especially if we have BIRTHDAYS to celebrate - oh HEEEY
@EdCallowWrites
🥳🥳
Now that I have more than 100 followers, I don't take too much notice of my follower count, but it is amusing that I lost four this morning after mocking Bojo's hair.
@wordmancopy
how do you cope with this stress? 😂
@inkandcopy
A1. Few things. First of all, good work! If they go quiet, I start with a 'catch-up' email. No obligation. Another technique is to send 'saw this and thought of you' messages. Shout about them on socials. I also love to send Christmas presents because I'm soppy.
#ContentClubUK