NFTJordy 👾 @jordy9700 Twitter profile

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NFTJordy 👾

4 months

Somewhere in a 3rd world country right now there’s a little $SOL degen jumping for joy over a week’s wages airdropped for free with $WEN Ty @JupiterExchange for the awesome test airdrops. <3

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28 days

@TheCamilleCari I never understood the brand uniformity If I wanna wear addidas, Nike, under armor, and new balance all at the same time that’s exactly what I’ll do

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@eddy_sarah Most recent flight this kid was kicking my seat repeatedly. Asked the mother if she could control her child and she dead panned looked at me and said “no, I can’t” I was lowkey speechless. So I called flight attendant and they moved me to an empty first class seat

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@SomaKazima She said I don’t need no ghost behind me when I’m driving Like she don’t need a ghost writer + she don’t need the Holy Ghost (Jesus take the wheel) that’s a fucking crazy ass bar y’all probably missed it

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@hashjenni This is called “sonder”

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@messedupfoods Salmonella speed run

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@Rothmus This guy was walking down wolf equivalent of O block

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14 days

@audiohymn My girlfriend hung a shelf once. The shelf fell 3 days later because she just put screws in the drywall without using stud finder

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@jordy9700

1 year

@Breads_eth @ShitpostGate It’s a window to the real world. You’re in a simulation right now and this meme is your only chance to return to your true real family. PASS THEM THE SALT SHAKER. WAKE UP. WAKE UP. WAKE UP SON WE MISS YOU. PLEASE COME BACK

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1 year

@Acidiccow @wildtiktokss He’s an engagement baiter. Any engagement, good or bad, is his goal

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@astoIfoschiId @48_reaper Chairussy

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@Jack_Warford @postboob I’ve got a single jolly rancher in my tiny pocket rn

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@jordy9700

9 months

@ChickenOnSticks @pixlflip @SigmundSalvador @greentexts_bot Nah the soap def scrubbed off a lot of helpful bacteria that was probably keeping homie alive. His body had to adjust to dry skin etc etc and he was too old to adapt

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16 days

@downbadcomment Damn she threw him an alley-oop to ask for the phone number and he still fumbled 😭

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1 year

@_cuppatae @pheltronan This is so funny they’re so perfectly fluent in both languages LMAO

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@jordy9700

18 days

@BleuCapone Nah that’s expensive cause it’s shell. If u go to the HEB gas station it’s like $2.65

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8 months

@grindfacetv I’d do everything in my power to lace homeboys next batch of syrup with LSD, PCP, and meth. Have him Feelin weird at first so he drink more syrup to get right but it just makes him feel even worse That’s when I pop up at his crib and start banging on the windows like a ghost

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@jordy9700

9 months

@GoodReddit Bro is Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

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9 months

@Automobilarmada @RealElliottHope @skrari4 @JoeAlderman11 @ShitpostGate Second one always hits different.

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@interesting_aIl My woodshop teacher showed the class a video like this on our first day of 7th grade except the dude lost 2 fingers. Still is burned in my memory

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@jordy9700

6 months

Today I am more than stoked to announce my joining of @Claynosaurz community!! I have been wanting secure a claynosaur for about a year now, and I finally acquired the financial means to do so. You know I had to pick up a rare one to reward myself for waiting so long!!

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@DanielleKKTV 🫡

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@Dreskioo @_B___S U just gotta be faster than the guy behind u

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@RahDope @Whotfismick The reality of it is you buy beers at 8am and get weird looks, Then relax from 8am to 10am Sleep from 10am to 6pm Then you gotta get ready for work again. It’s living hell

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@jgonkas 💯♥️

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1 year

@MajestyNatalie @Casper123769 @ShitpostGate They had enough footage of him to fill a 2 hour documentary and not repeat any shots.

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1 year

@crazyclipsonly “Who even are you!?!?” We the super crips 😈

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@CryptoRodrick BET 🚀

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27 days

@ErickKhan_ Was a sign from God for them to drop it in the water

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2 months

@GzzUp_ @jax_blocked @bigburgh98 You have obviously never been to Africa lmao Native Africans are some of the most kind and caring people you will ever meet. They will welcome you into their home, and cook you a meal. The kids will play soccer with you and teach you to dance to their favorite songs

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19 days

@wsbmod *Trades sideways and both options get fucked by theta decay and IV*

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1 year

@YOLO_NFT_ Let’s go

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8 months

@tacokingX @grindfacetv He in their for drugging and kidnapping Bro asked what he put in the drank like what he spiked the women with Asked if he r**ed em too cause the charge wasn’t on the paperwork but that doesn’t mean he didn’t do it

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6 months

@NikkuAbhishek @kirawontmiss I bet even those play bites hurt like a mf lmao

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@AkaConstl @TheCamilleCari Mfs acting like they got a brand sponsorship 😭 Wear what u wanna wear lmao

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@nftbeast_eth 🚀

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6 months

@jnyboy If I can’t see my reflection in my cast iron, I’m not using it.

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@BUNNYEXPLODER Men are so compliment deprived these days u could literally say anything and we’ll be happy

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9 months

@AIloverhumans @Sk1ppyisntfunny @greentexts_bot That warm fuzzy feeling might be malaria 🦟

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1 year

@clipsthatgohard Amazing advertisement for the structural integrity of their work

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@jordy9700

6 months

I’m a simple kind of man… I see a @Claynosaurz , I follow. 🌋 🦖

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1 year

@WwmemesS 🚀

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10 months

@blackkingkofi @OvOBrezzzy Bro ain’t got no choice 10 years at T bell is better than 10 years with an unemployment gap💀💀💀

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@jordy9700

28 days

@smokeydok3 @TheCamilleCari Imma rock this all day idc

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1 year

@WwmemesS @AleksSheludkov LETS GOOO FOLLOWING ANYONE WEB3

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@Chidera_Chid @SpeedUpdates1 They don’t eat seed oils, high fructose corn syrup, or saturated fats because most of that is illegal in their country

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1 year

@aniroblue ♥️

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1 year

@7ama_eth @AleksSheludkov Bet🚀 following everyone

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7 months

@_ballknower_ @sux2suk__ @Homostokesual Or just put wasp killer in their food

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@hourly_shitpost Helicopter jump to get in Paraglide to get out

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1 year

@GudariNFT Let’s go I’ve followed over 250 people in the last 24 hours

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1 year

@VeeFaux @ShitpostGate Cause u can’t say “ya I was in the middle of robbing this guy… then he robbed me!! Arrest him!”

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@Are000n ♥️

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8 months

@SomaKazima Hard to keep track of them cause they kept coming. She’s the real deal 🔥

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4 months

@ourtinyuniverse @hashjenni Have y’all never seen condoms?

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@ircpresident @eddy_sarah It was vacant, and therefore empty

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26 days

MOGGERS $MOG 😹🫵 It’s that simple.

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@AnnaQueenNFTs LETS GO IM FOLLOWING EVERYONE

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@TheMisterFrog Bro risked $100k for $360 lol

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@Thicc_Enbee @eddy_sarah Wasn’t honesty was pettiness. She easily could’ve told him to stop. She didn’t even try

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@jordy9700

9 months

@antivandalism @BRANDIVICT0RIA @OfParton @realtonyk26 @Greg_Kibby @CrazyVideosOnly Porn addiction. Not testosterone.

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1 year

@ceI_mate 🚀

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@jordy9700

6 months

I'll be totally honest. If you're not in @Claynosaurz right now it's because you're either fucking caplacent or uneducated. If either of those are true, reach out to me. l want to save you. There are those who own Claynos and those who don't. And I'm begging you to be the former

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@jordy9700

6 months

@GoodReddit Attach the I’s to these letters: ai, gi, hi, di, ki, pi, qi, si, ti, xi Attach the A’s to these letters: aa, ab, ad, ae, ag, ah, ai, al, am, an, ar, as, at, aw, ax, ay Attach the O’s to any of these letters: oc, od, oe, of, oh, oi, ok (These are all real words in English)

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1 year

@justducksquacks ♥️

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9 months

@Excites_ @shannonsharpeee Bro offered him water like he ain’t lived in them woods his whole life

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@jordy9700

6 months

#NewProfilePic @Claynosaurz Charcoal Spino Gang!!! 🌋 🦕

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8 months

@shannonsharpeee Story tellers like this are the best fr they take 5 mins to tell a 30 second altercation but somehow keep you entertained the whole time

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1 year

@CyberMister_ @AleksSheludkov Hell ya

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9 months

@Intelligently4U @GogExperience @Bilt2Tweet @ishcontent @aprettyPR Ya if you can act calm enough you can turn the tables and get THEM to start acting enraged. I’ve seen it happening more and more lately. Once you can get them to act crazy and you remain calm, bystanders will usually step in and turn against the old ppl, instead of turning on you

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10 months

@Bolverk15 @Cyndelad I always hold my morning shits til I get to work and then burn a cool hour in the bathroom

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1 year

250 FOLLOWERS!!!! TIME FOR A .5 SOL GIVEAWAY!!! RETWEET THIS POST TO BE ENTERED

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@jordy9700

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@julieoakley @eddy_sarah That’s awful. I would’ve begged airline to switch seats. Unfortunate for the lady though too that was probably a rough flight for her

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@285Slim Those are military grade weapons with illegal modifications. It’d be different if it was a pump shotgun or a hunting rifle. Also bro pointing it at the camera is poor gun safety for the person taking the picture

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@hskyforever @FightMate Loud ppl are loud because that is their defense mechanism. The quiet calm ones are who u need to be afraid of. They don’t need to make noise their fists to all the talking

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1 month

@megabulldotsol @0xDouglas_ Kidneys go for $40,000 man Think bigger

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1 year

@PrawiraOfficial Let’s go ⛷️

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3 months

@UnkleDell It’s cause all the Mexicans started their own contracting companies and shit. They the boss man now

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1 year

@GudariNFT ⛷️

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@kindiszerocent @ihyomeo That’s a grown woman’s hand writing

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1 year

@emf1947 @jeff_sadowsky @greg16676935420 @PicturesFoIder This is how smart ppl think but we’re not as common as we think

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3 months

@Deroidz @LYCF22 @notLugo @DeGodsNFT I could say the same about people holding degods for years. I understand a short period of time. But if you’ve been holding as long as you have, you obviously weren’t smart enough to get out of it and I don’t want to be around ppl like u who lose millions of dollars on cartoons

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9 months

@mechanical_monk @DarioSterzi Would be like having some random artist repaint over a Van Gogh. Completely ruins it even if the painting was “worse off” before

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1 year

@ATKB_yt Let’s go. ⛷️

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1 year

@thecrypt0guy I’ve followed 250 people in the past 24 hours

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10 months

@TahjGad @DrDelta99 @Loopizzle @JackieAncap @sadcrib Yikes bud

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@jordy9700

1 year

@AndrewCharlt0n @MTVKAOS777 @vidsthatgohard Never ever ever ever ever ever ever skii or board alone even just on the regular trails. If you hit a tree and break your ribs and disappear off the trail people could just ride right past you while you’re unable to cry out for help and your lungs are punctured.

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4 months

@RolexGoldTweets @Mock_Jup If u screenshot it, you sell it. That’s the rules. Sad that it took 6 figures for you to learn this; but the moment you screenshot price always goes to zero. Either hold with conviction in silence, or screenshot and immediately sell

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9 months

@Benzemanas @FAFO_TV He was tryna obliterate the cheeks with maximum efficiency

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@ngartrelle @Bornakang Lmfao

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@didilovesyou666 He hung with thieves and murderers too He doesn’t judge the past, only your willingness to change

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@deltaxbt Holy shit he had to have snorted a whole kilo before this

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@jxvierre @africanglo Magnetic would be worse. Could get stuck in sinus / airway What we truly hope is that it’s a twist on But ya this is morbid

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@UncivilizedD @Abuamerican @lporiginalg Pretty sure most people get it. It’s a popular song, and make and female torsos are angled at different degrees to support childbirth. Common knowledge

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@phantom @stoolpresidente @allnick Give intern a raise this shit was a bar

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