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summerbruise (the band)

6 days

stanli and i are about to spend roughly 60 of the 91 total days in june, august, and september traversing the finest interstate highways our nation has to offer to perform our world renowned fake emo music at 48 different rock concerts!!! who and i mean WHO is hangin????

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

5 years

the area 51 thing but someone makes an event called "Don't Go To Work, They Can't Fire All of Us" and then we trick everyone into a general strike by calling it a "meme"

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

5 years

"wOw tHiS bLeW uP!!" let's do it cowards

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@summerbruise69

8 months

The "I did that" gas pump stickers but it's jeff rosenstock pointing to reduced merch prices

CONSEQUENCE

@consequence

8 months

HUGE NEWS: Live Nation has announced it will no longer take cuts of merchandise sold by artists playing any of its club-sized venues. What's more, the company will offer $1,500 stipends per show to all headlining and support acts to cover food and travel.

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summerbruise (the band)

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4 years

glad we could bury the hatchet so quickly @TRAPTOFFICIAL !!

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

7 months

holy fucking shit lol, i had to zoom out so far to get it all in TWO screenshots so idk if any of it is readable but highlights include pay-to-play and a DRESS CODE

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

6 years

mom tour sucks can you pick me up

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

3 months

umm??? some of you mfs need to start spending more sundays at His place

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

3 years

stanley and i are very stoked to announce our little family is growing :) august 2021 :)

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

4 years

if you really want to support this band don't worry about buying merch or streaming or even listening to us, please just vote for bernie freaking sanders

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

13 days

i know i said we were gonna take a lil breakski from touring this fall so i could go back to teaching full time but then we decided playing 34 shows with @supamerican sounded more fun so we're doing that instead lol

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

7 years

My "me in 2006 vs. 2016" post is just me listening to Commit This to Memory via Limewire & me listening to Commit This to Memory via Spotify

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

2 years

“Something Right” - Microwave (2014)

nikki

@seaworldh8r02

2 years

just hit a guy w my car and he asked me out on a date??? i didn’t know it was this easy

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summerbruise (the band)

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1 year

shoutout to the socially anxious legend that just doused our merch table in beer then not only walked away without saying anything but seems to have just straight up left the gig entirely lmao, we forgive you!!

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

1 month

hardcore mfs when someone accuses them of lacking empathy: if you have an opinion about me that’s actually cop behavior! cop!! hardcore mfs when someone violates mosh code §115 article 5 subsection B:

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

4 years

i just overheard my uncle ask my mom how my "music stuff" was going and she said "not well" lmao ????

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

4 months

what’s up we’re summerbruise game of the year edition

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

5 months

warning to anyone that’s ever told us to hit them up if we need help booking a show in their city: you’re about to get hit up for help booking a show in your city

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

6 months

Ben Sooy 🫡

@bensooy

6 months

Real Emo = earnest, heartfelt, hopeful, big joy and big sad, maybe too self serious Fake Emo = wrapped in four layers of irony, meme culture, hopeless nihilism, needs everything to joke

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

2 years

the reviews are in :)

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

3 years

idk if they’re trying to bait me into noticing or it’s a wild coincidence but some kid is playing summerbruise off their phone in class rn and i’m just playing dumb and pretending not to hear it lol

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

4 years

floored by how close this license plate is to saying "420BRO"

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

5 years

i get to the gig and immediately drop my phone in a puddle of water and got a "No Service" thing so brandon tells me to reset my network settings which forgets ALL my saved wifi networks and does not fix the original problem. in the middle of everything, this arrives. i'm in hell

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

3 years

i am so, so sorry to any of our friends hurt by alex and, by extension, by us playing shows or otherwise associating with dogleg. our dm's are always open, and we always want to know if we're supporting/endorsing someone who's harmed others. pls don't hesitate to reach out 💖

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

4 years

man twitter sure is pissing me off today better look at it for 3 more hours instead of doing anything else

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

1 year

going private for a minute cause my damn ass 5th graders figured out what the band was called lol

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

6 years

wish you would step back from that ledge *borat voice* my wife

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summerbruise (the band)

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5 years

nobody talk to me today my mom got a fuckin' puppy

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

6 months

who’s gonna be the first emo band to plagiarize this line

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

5 years

i don't want people to like me just because i'm in a band, i want people to like me because i got 12th place at the 2013 pokemon tcg world championships, is that so much to ask?

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

5 years

here are some informative highlights from a slideshow about mexico by one of my 5th graders if anyone is interested

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

5 years

no more strobes at shows? what's next, i can't smoke on airplanes anymore?

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

6 months

bee june 🏳️‍⚧️🍓🐝

@honeydumbee

6 months

you can ride for the homies but if you can’t recognize that sometimes the homies make bad music you are a problem and actively part of why emo has been bad. if everyone thinks everything is the best music ever then we will not get good music

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

17 days

we are playing some shows before fauxchella with @CASPERmi_ !!! we are playing some more after that too but i can't get this damn hot dog off the flyer. will try again on monday >:-)

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

14 days

gr☆cie

@hugetulip

18 days

Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

8 months

Anyone who talked to me around the time we recorded this song heard about how i was trying to give up the wheel a little bit creatively speaking, and it’s no coincidence imo that the first sb song in years i didn’t write mostly by myself is easily the best one so far. Midnight!

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

4 months

while the cats* are away** the mice*** will play**** baby!! *cora, john, and mitch **on tour with their other bands ***me and stanley ****go on a big fat original recipe tour with @RILEYtheband

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

9 years

I just want someone to love me the way white people love Fireball.

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

6 months

this one is always my favorite part! big number is fun but i love the idea that the number of people that like us the absolute most could all like, get together for lunch some time. which we should, hmu

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

5 years

i am so excited and proud and terrified to finally share this freaking thing i've worked harder on than anything in my whole stupid life. thank you so much.

Always Something

Summerbruise · Ep · 2019 · 6 songs.

open.spotify.com

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

3 months

wait what the hell i thought we were playing

summit shack, ex-house

@SummitShack

3 months

fauxchella 7 all day 6/14 all day 6/15 tix on sale now Art by @PepperEmma

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

7 months

Love that people are about to own a vinyl record with my lil goose hiding on the cover :’)

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

5 years

every single morning 🤚 😪/ _/|| _/¯ ¯\_ i feel the same way 👋 \ 😩 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_ my dreams are always better 🤚 😳/ _/|| _/¯ ¯\_ than my days 😭 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_

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summerbruise (the band)

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6 years

a literal baby that can't talk: *says nothing* hardcore dude: is this fucking virgin nerd seriously coming at me right now? i'm sorry little piss baby did i upset you? i don't know how you like to handle things but me and my homies will see if you're still talking shit wh

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summerbruise (the band)

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2 months

happy TDOV to stanli the motherfucking woman

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summerbruise (the band)

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6 months

“we have brain stew again at home” the brain stew at home:

prince daddy & the hyena

@Pdaddynthehyena

6 months

it rly sucks that brain stew can never be written again

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

3 years

greeted second period with “what’s up gamers” and got an “i like this guy!”

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

5 years

tw/cw: sexual assault fuck this. fuck anyone who knew this dude was a creep and gave him a platform. i don't care how tired of "call out culture" you are: as long as this keeps CONSTANTLY happening we have the same responsibility to keep our scene safe for everyone, period.

tinabelcherlife

@tinabelcherlif1

5 years

This is about Dan from SIO. I’m posting this with full awareness of the blowback and harassment that may ensue. All I ask is that you read this and hear my story. Thank you.

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summerbruise (the band)

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4 years

very unstoked to announce that we will not be gigging this weekend. sorry everyone:(

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

4 years

nothing i miss more than my dad constantly roasting me on facebook

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

23 days

big show next month :)

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

6 years

what's up fuckers we're summerbruise and you're watching the disney channel

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

4 years

welp

altpress

@AltPress

4 years

Someone created a fake @traptofficial account. Can you tell the difference between it and the real one?

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

1 year

she said yes!!! thank you quippy for being our best friends and now technically bosses i think? not sure how labels work tbh

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

3 months

we’re playing last tonight and my sentimental ass is absolutely losing it at the thought of being the last ever shack set. that place and the people we get to see today have changed my life so much and i’m a WRECK rn

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3 years

can i get more snare in my headphones?

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

3 months

aside from the fact that our request to have our name at least 5x bigger than carpool's on the poster went completely ignored, we are so so so excited to be playing excellency fest this year!! get your tix

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

3 months

fall out boy is one of my favorite bands of all time but when someone actually knows all the song titles i’m like oh damn you REALLY like fall out boy

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1 year

@rlsjxvx

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

6 years

here's a take no one asked for: ok go is criminally underrated and here it goes again isn't even in their top 25 best songs

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

4 months

daddog video is live now and @blackvalvemedia seriously freaked on this one i think!!! thank you so much to evan and hunter and everyone who worked and helped and hung out this was such a fun day🥲🫡 🔗 in 💬

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

5 years

all right i don't know wtf we did to deserve you freaking people but we're doing it!! the record's called always something and it'll be available *~everywhere~* june 13th! i'm so excited thank you so much!!!

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

8 months

This quippy album is seriously so good. I did the twitch stream gimmick and have been like, gassing them up on discord and posting about it on here but also just like… listening to it on my own. Over and over. And when I’m not, some part of it’s stuck in my head. It’s so good.

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

5 months

@ultradeluxe666 not quite the same thing but this shirt design we’re about to print feels relevant

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

5 years

that modern baseball song but it's How Do I Tell The Sonder Bombs I Want to Tour With Them

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@summerbruise69

3 months

how it started vs how it’s going :’)

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

5 years

hi our friend was groped by a volunteer at this venue and the owner has been harassing her online over it all week. if you're in the mood to leave a shitty facebook review today's the day! i try not to do stuff like this but we're all feeling very powerless over the situation +

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

4 years

can i get a few "i would 100% buy a hoodie if you made them"s in the chat before i spend $441 ordering them? suddenly this seems risky lol

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summerbruise (the band)

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3 years

doing some meal prep (for tour)

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9 months

hi welcome to our twitter page i'm pinning this cause we look badass

summit shack, ex-house

@SummitShack

9 months

Brain Chowder by @summerbruise69 LIVE at PUG Fest 2023

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

5 years

DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS

New York Post

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6 years

These three little words are a big turn-on

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

11 months

Recording our new hit song **** ****** **/** for our upcoming **** **** ********* ** **** **** 🧐🦐🍤

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2 years

@emonormie

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@summerbruise69

4 years

i hope the 4 people listening to us on spotify right now are having a good day

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summerbruise (the band)

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3 years

if you're not nice fuck you

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

4 years

call me a fucking bernie bro all you want but please understand a vote for warren is a waste. everyone but the actual left is uniting behind their candidate with the best chance to win. please also do that or we will lose again. thanks.

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

5 months

can you believe this

mr beast pls buy us a van

@RILEYtheband

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INDIANAPOLIS ‼️ see u at the hottest gig of the year 😈

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

4 years

in the next two months we're playing two different greenhouses and three consecutive bowling green shows, slowly becoming a parody of ourselves. first one in muncie tonight see u there!

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

3 years

hey so about that tour we just announced and the pandemic that's super not over (text: )

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

8 months

I got to play Pokémon at fauxchella, god is real and wants me to be happy

Andrew from pigeon. (single coming soon)

@piss_father

8 months

I was really out here at fauxchella playing Pokemon with Mike from @summerbruise69

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

2 years

we are the sons of the mumfords you couldn't burn

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

5 years

sending love to anyone who had to be around any amount of cards against humanity today

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

4 years

update on new summerbruise: i have now written exactly one (1) song since the completion of always something and it literally mentions shit twice in two different contexts. both idiomatically but still like, poop related. is that too many times? be honest.

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

4 months

“gen z” didn’t make mr beast one of the biggest celebrities on the planet. he learned to game an algorithm created by shithead millennials using his captive audience of ipad kids planted in front of screens by their shithead millennial parents

summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

4 months

just saw these two back to back on my for you feed. it's starting. 'i'm-not-like-other-millennials' ass millennials just generally equating dumb/bad things with gen z. tiktok will be interchangeable with avocado toast in a few years. you idiots don't deserve a housing market

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4 months

rot in piss toby keith, glad we can listen to red solo cup in the van now secure in the knowledge you are in hell

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@summerbruise69

1 year

i was talking to a kid in the hallway and he interrupts to ask "is that medicine or drugs?" then later during a writing lesson a different one just blurts out "how you gonna stop the world AND goof off???"

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

8 months

I was actually kinda worried that daddog was too hyper-autobiographical and might not really connect with people, so I just wanted to say thanks to anyone who shared stories about crying to it or relating it to their own losses or anything like that, sending all you mfs love rn💖

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

4 years

we're bookin tours baby who wants to see us next year?!! more specifically, who wants to help us find some dang shows lol WHY is this so daunting 😅

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

4 months

i know that diy indie music isn't a true meritocracy 'cause elephant jake would have 500,000 monthly listeners and i wouldn't be the only mf on here tweeting bi-monthly about four people in an elevator and one of them is the devil by mister goblin

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3 months

wake up boys it’s crazy ass moments in emo history

crazy ass moments in emo history 🍉🔻

@crazyemoments

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busy (ugly before) - @summerbruise69 [2019]

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6 years

1 RT and i'll say "sick set dude" to everyone at church instead of "peace be with you"

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summerbruise (the band)

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4 years

yo ngl @MoverShakerMI 's merch girl is cute af

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4 months

we’re basically touring with fall out boy

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4 years

hey @HendoSlice they can't actually sue me for this right

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summerbruise (the band)

@summerbruise69

3 years

what’s up we’re the same 5-10 people who constantly tweet about how much we hate diy this next one’s called “making things worse with an added layer of vague, non-actionable negativity” sing along if you know the words

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@summerbruise69

6 months

first time we played with saturdays barely even two years ago mitch was like “you guys should play pyramid scheme with us we know a secret weapon band that could sell it out” and to this day i don’t know what band he meant lmao but look who sold out pyramid scheme last night!!

Kickstand Productions Michigan

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Unreal, y’all. Saturdays At Your Place sold out The Pyramid Scheme.

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