'Putting the PARTY in the Tory Party.'
I didn't 'retrain in cyber' like they wanted us Musicians to do when they closed our clubs and banned US from partying, learned a bit of video editing instead, so here we are...
cc
@Coldwar_Steve
for the inspiration
OMG this is absolutely amazing! My own ‘streamer item’ in
@tarkov
and you can wear them!!!! I’m speechless! What an honour! ❤️❤️
Thank you so much
@bstategames
!!
This is the most deadpan takedown of Boris Johnson’s vroom-vroom/Peppa Pig speech to the CBI you’ll see.
Beautifully succinct summary by
@BBCRosAtkins
.
🔥 John B - THE ARENA 🔥
Maximum
@bstategames
@tarkov
@tarkovarena
hype time! Here's my new song for the occasion while we wait for any news!
A Rock/Metal DNB Banger to hype up the Tarkov crew! Hope you like it!
Full video (and spotify links) here:
Conspiracy theory John thinks that the Govmnt's property developer mates are waiting like vultures to hoover up at bargain prices all the nightclub/cultural venue properties they've been after for years. Doubt it's any accident that the events & nightlife industries left to rot.
Accidentally said 'big up the Rishi' when I meant to criticize the flawed Borough Local Plan, lack of transparency in planning, budget mismanagement & attacks on democracy by the Conservative-led council, their cuts to services & the massive reduction in Arts Funding across RBWM
5 Years Sober Today!
I quit drinking around about now 5 years ago - didn’t note the exact day as counting days and all that’s not my vibe - I just decided to quit, made the solid decision to have a life free from alcohol & stuck with it. One of the best decisions of my life ❤️
Dear
@elonmusk
I made this DODGEy Drum & Bass remix of of your NFT song and made the video too (all by myself).
Any chance I could get permission to officially release it so we can go
#tothemoon
?
🌚John B
[
@twitter
people pleez help me with some RTs so Elon spots it! Thanks!]
3 years sober!
I quit drinking between Xmas and New Year but never took note of the exact day but definitely past it now.
No biggie but grateful & just here to recommend it ✊
Excited to finally show you all this top secret project!
I wrote & produced a
@Tarkov
Australian Donk Hardbass song especially for the legendary content creator
@pestily
& his latest crazy
@youtube
project, the KILLADA!
cc
@bstategames
Big up to all the sober crew out there! I quit just over 4 years ago sometime between Xmas and NYE - life is so much better sober! No hangovers! Productivity! Better sleep! Lose weight! Experience everything! Thoroughly recommend it! Anyone ever wants to chat my DMs are open 🙌
Ah mate look what I found today!! My lovely sunglasses in
@tarkov
!! (Scav in the train by Idea in Interchange). Commiserations to everyone hunting them for Kappa!!
@Trey24k
“HOLD YOUR FIYAAA!” Great to see the
@Liquicity
family raving to one of my
@bstategames
@tarkov
songs at the weekend! Epic!
Such a banging weekend Amsterdam you are beautiful!
Wow! Huge thank you to my wonderful wife Magda for making me this amazing
#EscapeFromTarkov
'Hidden Barrel Stash' Birthday cake today!! (And for being OK with me playing ALL DAY today!!)
@bstategames
Sneak peek for the twitter massive! As usual I’m probably going over the top with the SFX here lol. Only started yesterday lunchtime so trying to smash it out fast!
#MCLightkeeper
#EFT
#Tarkov
I hope the young people of the UK remember the lies & negligence and incompetence of Boris Johnson and the Conservative Party at the next election.
Music, hospitality et al need to unite like never before to mobilise and completely kick these fuckers out for good. Who’s in?
Made another new 'loading in' video clip to use for my Escape from
@tarkov
gaming streams on
@twitch
!
Got
@Pengwin3D
to make me a 3D John B PMC render complete with
@Arcteryx
Goth-tex jacket - then added my usual extra special crazy editing juice!
Big up
@bstategames
🚀🚀♥️😎😎
I can’t pretend to be one of those in D&B that knew Marcus particularly well (& he probably quietly disapproved of a lot of my stuff hah) but I always held him in huge regard an absolute legend, genius, ambassador & protector of the scene. Quality honourable dude. Respect.
🔥 Here's THAT video of
@MRGOLDIE
opening with my new track "Pressure 2019" at 25 Years of Metalheadz at Printworks back in October.
Pretty much exactly the hugely epic setting it was optimistically designed for - honoured to be played! 🤖🔥
"I Gotta FEVER! (For the Lightkeeper)"
Here's links to everywhere u can listen to my new track!:
Big up the
@tarkov
massive! Hold tight
@bstategames
Lighthouse crew!
#tarkov
#EFT
Looking forward to performing this at
@twitchcon
on Sunday!
@tarkov
"Quick everybody, John B is still trying to do 'Chumming' please come to IDEA at nighttime with no weapons or armour, or PVP skills. Much appreciated."
@NoiceGuy_
Hey man - its been a hardcore busy few weeks with sooo much work and stress - don't beat yourself up about it, you haven't done anything wrong. We all really appreciate the time and work you put in - try not to get beat up about whatever this is - its all good! Keep it up! ♥️
I put 'normal' TV on this morning instead of the usual YouTube music/tech/tarkov stuff I'd watch with breakfast & couldn't feel more disconnected from everybody & everything on the breakfast TV shows. The world of gogglebox/strictly/one-show etc. Zero in common with those folks.
HOLD YOUR FIYAAAA! It’s John B live!We had a mad one in Budapest tonight! On a boat! With my visuals on massive screens everywhere! Whaaaaa!! 🔥🔥🔥🚀🚀🚀
@tarkov
Drum & Bass Wipe crew!
@bstategames
lesssgoooo
When the old-school DNB track you're playing has a huge uncleared Hip-Hop sample in it you're terrified will get you a copyright strike you gotta think quick & do a rap about gardening over it to beat the DMCA-robots
Had mum and dad over for dinner this evening for New Year’s! Let Dad try on my new and absolutely insanely rare & precious
@metalheadzmusic
@Stussy
jacket!
Caption this!!! ➡️
ACCIDENTALLY ATE THE DAMN NOODLES AFTER LOOOKING FOR THEM ALL DAMN DAY ARGHH!
I'm back live on
@twitch
right now WITH
@tarkov
DROPS!!! 11am-11pm!!! Lesssgooo (and not eat the noodles)
Hello this is my important pinned tweet
My new song & video: GET STUFFED
Merch / Download:
Spotify/Apple Music etc links:
PS I make sensible D&B too - just not today.
As an artist if you’re going to routinely ask ‘questions’ on social media blatantly designed just as posts to drum up a load of engagement/replies at least have the decency to keep up the charade of fake genuine interest in your followers by actually replying to a few of them lol
Hoping I don’t have this kind of wake-up again at 5am tomorrow morning. Posting vid here for all my fellow E46-loving DNB crew. The original Junglist motor I’d always dreamed of has now been mashed up by some cretin & insurance is trying to mash me up too
Been having great fun in the studio the last few days but super intense. Have been working on a new Tarkov-related song that’s ended up sounding like full on 80s dance party DNB, sung all the vocals, vocoder, brass section, synth solos the lot lol. Mental.
Wow! My Mum just popped by and dropped off some old press clippings including this gem from when I got my first ever record out and
@MaidenheadAds
did a little piece on it. NOVEMBER 1995!!
I look really happy about it too lol.
Over 5 yrs sober now. No hangovers, saved loads of money, sleep better, lost weight, healthier, not wasting ££ on taxis, more productive - the list goes on. Benefits of drinking? None. It's a no brainer. Drinking is boring. You'll be proud/grateful if you quit (IHMHO)
As I edge closer to 40 this is exactly how I feel about Alcohol.
What makes things worse is also the anxiety that drinking gives me the next day.
Has anyone here completely given up drinking as it's definitely something I've considered?
Seriously considering abandoning twitter for my personal sanity - I can’t remember a time that even just a couple of minutes checking the timeline has left me feeling anything other than shit about the world. I know we need to push/campaign/fight/educate but aaarghhhhhhh
@bstategames
"Kolyan, don’t go to the sanatorium. Because someone name reshala and mates will go to discuss business. Let’s score drugs at the sanitar(doctor) later. Meet me at the garage in the evening, let’s score some vodka."
(Thanks to my man in Russia - Gomorozov for the translate)
Never before have I been happier to receive an email!
The last 8.5 weeks waiting have felt like crazy limbo, hanging on and on desperately waiting & hoping for a 'yes'. It's been a LONG time since anything has meant so much to me.
Thank you Twitch! And THANK YOU
#LOFTCREW
Here is my contribution to the internet today. Arghhhh!
Respect to Will for standing up for his Wife, (even if it was all set-up for an ocar-promoting viral moment). I'm a big fan of Smith & Rock so hope it wasn't 'real.
#willsmith
#slap
#chris
#rock
#oscars
#johnbtv