After a long long battle with Alzheimer’s, my lovely, wonderful, funny, beautiful mother-in-law Sally, whom had all the style on Earth…left this place. I met her back in 1993. She was so good to me as I courted
@semchale
. Her patience and bravery at watching her daughter date an…
I’m so shocked at
@bobsaget
’s passing. One of the most kind & thoughtful people I’ve ever come across & he just happened to be one of the funniest on the planet. I will miss you so much Bob. Love you dear friend. I’m so sorry
@kellyrizzo
. And so sorry to the rest of the family.
Holy crap 27yrs married! Together for 29! Where did the freakin’ time go Sarah?! Still seems like this all happened a couple of months ago. Thanks baby for putting up with me. You deserve a metal and parade. I love you so much. This pic clearly shows whom our dogs(and the greater…
On this day in 2011, Remedial Chaos Theory aired. Directed by Jeff Melman and written by
@cpmckenna
, Troy and Abed throw a house warming party for the gang and someone has to get the pizza.
#OriginalAiring
#AndAMovie
We are watching tonight together at 8pm EST!
#AndARewatch
In honor of my 23rd wedding anniversary with the incredible Sarah McHale —-here’s the next installment of our continuing series with Bean Bag the Dog & his hatred of hand-clapping.
#happy23rd
#ILoveYouSarah
#beanbagthedog
Wow Sarah McHale baby. HAPPY 25TH ANNIVERSARY. Boy do I love you. ThX for marrying me & remaining married to me. Your tolerance/patience is the stuff of legends. You’re the most beautiful. I married “up”. The comments will confirm that. Here’s a shot of the wedding tackle
This is important. I am the Dem & US Veteran running against GOP ldr Kevin McCarthy. In just 10 days the race btwn McCarthy & our Campaign will be over. We need to get as many donations as possible between now & then. Will you retweet and chip in right now?
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@Seahawks
I met the nicest person in New York City today. Her name is Anita and she’s a doctor. It’s her husband Rocky’s birthday today. Happy Birthday Rocky! (I missed you so much New York!)
26 years married!?!?!? Wow. I love you. Thank you Sarah Elizabeth. You continue to shatter world records for patience with my annoying ass. Thanks for doing this with me. I’m so dang lucky. 💜 I love you.
Here’s an typical incredibly hilarious birthday text from the great Paul Reubens(from my last birthday). He was absolutely everything everyone has been saying about him today. On top of all that…his care to wish a friend a timely happy birthday or happy holidays was uncanny.…
Good afternoon and evening. In honor of the tenth anniversary of
@CommunityTV
’s (S3E4) Remedial Chaos Theory, writer
@cpmckenna
will live tweet the episode in about 15 minutes. Join won’t you?
Thanks Coach Pete Carroll for making Seattle even more magical. Greatest coach we could have ever dreamt for. Statues will be build in your honor. And that Super Bowl with Russ…My oh My thank you. (And apologies in this pic for talking both of your ears off to the point where…
Well… I think my family and I did the most Irish thing we could have while in Ireland…we saved two lambs. My 15yr old Isaac & my nephew Jackson happened upon(this is how I talk now) the mud-stranded guys and we pulled them from, what the Irish call…a dirty bog. The second one…
Going to guest on one of the best sitcoms in history. Can you guess which character I’m going to play? I’m pointing to it. With my finger.
#WillandGrace
.
@AndrewYang
’s career has clearly bottomed out...as he had to have me on his podcast this week. Truth—-What a privilege. You’ll be hard pressed to find someone as cool, kind, & scary smart as Andrew. Thx loads for having me sir & sorry for all the f-bombs.
Now on
@joelmchale
and I get mad about the lack of pandemic relief out of Congress and the fact that our legislators are stuck on this fundraising treadmill. Would you want your doctor spending half of his or her time fundraising?
This is happening.
@kenjeong
is definitely going to have better answers to your Coronavirus questions since, you know, he’s an actual doctor. We hope you enjoy the first episode of our podcast. That is—-if we can ever figure out how to post it.
I am starting a podcast with
@joelmchale
because I have nothing better to do. Please ask us any questions Community or Coronavirus-related using the hashtag
#DarkestTimeline
and we will try to answer them.
Ken and I are reuniting(it’s been almost two months) this New Year’s Eve to host FOX’s Toast & Roast. It’s airs...well...on New Year’s Eve. It’s going to be great despite Ken.
#FoxToastandRoast
The Matrix came out 25 years ago today… I’m going to take a red and the blue pill…with food. One is for inflammation, and the other is to make me regular
What is this? A
@matchboxtwenty
reunion? No…it’s me & nicest man on the planet Tim Olyphant showing off our Nonny scarfs that his Nonny(mom) f#%*ing…MADE. Like…with her f#%^ing HANDS. Thx Tim & Nonny!
#nonnyscarf
(Tim, your hair is so glorious. It makes me blind with rage)