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SUGAR ON THE BONES coming out July 16 2024

Texas
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Joe Lansdale
4 months
If you missed it, here's the cover for SUGAR ON THE BONES, the new Hap and Leonard novel. You can pre order signed copies from @murderbooks RTs and shares appreciated! #hapandleonard
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Joe Lansdale
4 years
Vote Biden. Stop the bleeding. Lets put the country back together. Then we can compromise enough to make it the United States of America again.
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4 years
I hate than anyone dies from this stuff, but this should be a warning
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Joe Lansdale
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Had to put the noble Nicky, our best buddy, down this morning. Bladder cancer. Tough.
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Nicky doing the splits as part ofbhis exercise program.
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4 years
Hang in Italy. I love you.
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3 years
@mattyglesias No, they should not. I'm still alive and make royalties I earned on my books. My kids should inherit my work, not be given free to freeloaders.
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Loving Midnight Mass on Netflix,
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3 years
What I really hate is when a writer doesn't use enough fucking goddamns in a goddamn novel when goddamn goddamns are goddamn needed to tell the goddamn story, goddamnit.
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@Gabino_Iglesias And when you aren't poor, but have been. Once poor, at least in your mind, you are always poor.
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4 years
A refresher from last year to remind you your vote matters.
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Me and BRUCE Campbell on set of BUBBA HOTEP.
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Karen and me on our wedding day. Soon to be married fifty years. Been together over fifty
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Our wedding day 47 yrs ago.
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Second Moderna vaccination, done.
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Joe Lansdale
10 months
Me and Vincent D’Onofrio at Night of Cooters showing. I adapted script from Howard Waldrop story, Vincent directed and starred, produced by George R.R. Martin. It won the short film at LA film festival.
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3 years
My wife Karen and I had a first date 48 yrs ago on Valentines Day.
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Joe Lansdale
3 years
@OctoberFerguson Question is, is this really true, and more than just a rumor.
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Joe Lansdale
4 years
On set of Bubba Bubba Hotep. Photo by Keith Lansdale
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Joe Lansdale
6 years
Hap and Leonard are BACK...investigating the disappearance of a revivalist cult leader’s daughter. Buy JACKRABBIT SMILE now:
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Joe Lansdale
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Our new pit bull, Rudy
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3 years
I miss italy.
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3 years
Anyone defending Trump who responds here, I just delete it now. This discussion after Wed is over. The dissecting of his assholism is done.
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4 years
Biden has a real tough road ahead of him, and he isnt perfect, but I'm rooting for him.
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Joe Lansdale
5 years
That stuff tore up behind me, another pit bull broke in and did it.
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Me and the great Dario Argento
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Joe Lansdale
2 years
That deer will get your ass.
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Joe Lansdale
1 year
Just turned in latest Hap and Leonard novel Sugar On the Bones.
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1 year
On the set of Hap and Leonard with left to right, Director Jim Mickle, James Purefoy, me, Michael K. Williams.
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1 year
Yay
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EXCLUSIVE: Tubi has begun principal photography on dark western thriller ‘The Thicket,’ based on Joe R. Lansdale’s novel of the same name, starring and produced by #GameOfThrones alum Peter Dinklage
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2 years
I lost my brother Andrew Vachss. I miss him deeply. We could talk so honestly to one another. I think of his amazing wife, Blood, Kin and Structure: A Conversation between Andrew Vachss and Joe R. Lansdale | Mulholland Books
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Joe Lansdale
4 years
As soon as someone tells me they are not racist and are voting for Trump, yes they are. Support him. You support a racist.
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Joe Lansdale
3 years
@craigengler Christopher Lee
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Joe Lansdale
4 years
You dont get much sillier. I always imagine Jesus with a gun. Isn't it part of the Beatitudes? Shoot thy fucking neighbor. GOP Lt. Gov. drives around with gun and bible to protest COVID restrictions in Idaho as cases soar
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3 years
@StephenKing He's a coward and a bully and an asshole and I don't like him. Golfing motherfucking piece of worm fed dogshit on a hot, dirty rock. One moment of class wouldn't hurt the pig dung sucking, narracistic, media whore, racist, flaming fart. Other than that. He's ok.
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Joe Lansdale
4 years
The Kings and I both have stories with Tall Grass in the title.
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4 years
Ignore the polls. Vote. Trump's cult will.
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2 years
My most popular book
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Joe Lansdale
6 years
My father couldnt read or write, but I was proud to show him the cover to my first novel and he was proud to see it.
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Joe Lansdale
4 years
Julie Schwarz, my wife Karen and I back in the day. We are married 47 yrs today.
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Karen Lansdale Silver Hammer award. Yay! Congratulations Karen, my wonderful wife.
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Joe Lansdale
7 years
@C4Ciaran @Nafizaa Obama is a fine human being.
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Joe Lansdale
4 years
Biden is our new president.
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Joe Lansdale
3 years
Cleaning out the dipshits one by one with blocking. Discussion is one thing, but people who have no concept of your children profiting from your work are beyond discussion.
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Joe Lansdale
2 years
@Abookishdiaries You have the right to be offended and I have the right to not worry about that. Writing can be open to more than one interpretation. Life is just full of little disappointments. To think I was writing to make sure I never offended anyone would be impossible and soul sucking.
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Joe Lansdale
2 years
So, what are the odds of me raising 800,000 with crowd funding to shoot and direct a film I want to direct. I want the actors I want, shoot in Texas, gave a screenplay, and a lot of free stuff for the film, can call in some favors.
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Joe Lansdale
4 years
At this point I'm done with Trump supporters as far as twitter goes. You can't discuss the obvious with cult members. Election is so close to time, what's the point? So immediate blocking here on out.
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Joe Lansdale
8 months
Hap and Leonard, Sugar On the Bones, arrives next year. Get out your vanilla cookies.
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Joe Lansdale
2 years
Nicky is still hanging in, though he has been diagnosed with bladder cancer.
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Joe Lansdale
5 years
@senatemajldr You are horrid, Moscow Mitch. You say these ridiculous slogans every gun toting disaster. Your words are as hollow as your ethics.
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Joe Lansdale
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Last Voyage of the the Demeter is being teamed by critics, but I loved it. Salems Lot vibe, Midnight Mass vibe, but most of the vibe is from the source material, Dracula, chapter 7.
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Joe Lansdale
5 years
Me and my son, Keith. My photo is from early 70s.
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Joe Lansdale
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Set photo from Hap and Leonard.
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Joe Lansdale
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Soon to be filmed with Peter Dinklage. The Thicket.
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The Thicket, starring Peter Dinklage and Metallica's James Hetfield, now filming in Calgary | Calgary Herald
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Joe Lansdale
4 years
So many friends sick. Didn't wear masks. They frustrate me with the myth its not real. Covid is real and dangerous. Just wear the fucking masks. The econmy won't get better getting sick. Let's get control.
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4 years
Mucho Mojo Bookstore, Florence, Italy.
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Wrote a short story yesterday about Leonard from Hap and Leonard. 3rd person. Takes place shortly after Leonards time in Vietnam. Short but interesting to do
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4 years
My not Oscar nominated background role in COLD IN JULY.
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2 years
Night of Cooters shown tonight for short film festival. Adapted from Howard Waldrop story by me and directed by and starring Vincent D’Onofrio. So here I am with Vincent and a cool poster for film. It was a good night.
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Joe Lansdale
1 year
Don Johnson and my wife, Karen, on set of Cold in July
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Joe Lansdale
5 years
So, this asswipe has made his decision without the evidence. Lindsey Graham says he won't read House deposition transcripts
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Me and Stephen Graham Jones at LA film festival
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Joe Lansdale
4 years
@StephenKing I saw them last election on my travels where Hillary was supposed to have it in the bag. Ever vigilant. Biden does not have this in the bag. I sense movement in Trump's direction. Subtle but worrying.
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Joe Lansdale
6 years
I have no idea if a petition to save Hap and Leonard will help or not, but here it is, and if you're interested, you can...
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Me and my son Keith and he has a handful of my books
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Joe Lansdale
3 years
Happy Holidays.
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Joe Lansdale
10 months
The LANSDALE OFFICE MANAGER
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Joe Lansdale
4 years
Howdy
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@realdanjordan Makes me like her even more.
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3 years
Those Qanon followers who think Trump will become president on March 4 or going to be dissapointed again because they are dumbasses.
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Joe Lansdale
6 years
Hearing Obama speak at McCains funeral shows how much we have lost, how much true professionalism, calmness and intellectualism have been replaced with anger, pettiness, and just plain assholism by Trump the paranoid, Illiterate, reactionary, no nothing grump.
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Joe Lansdale
4 years
Thoughts are with the citizens of Italy. Italy is my second home.
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The Thicket, starring Peter Dinklage and Metallica's James Hetfield, now filming in Calgary |
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🚨🚨 Important Announcement🚨🚨 8.15.23
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Kasey LANSDALE and me
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Damn. Everytime this guy talks an angel loses its wings, and probably a sock and shoe. Evangelical pastor claims people in Heaven are "crying out" about voter fraud: "Angels have been dispatched"
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Bubba on Jeopardy
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Nice letter to me from Dutch Leonard. Note how he had plans that he followed up with.
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Me, my wife Karen, our son Keith
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4 years
There's really nothing left to say about the election. I think another debate is pointless. Trying to get Trump to actually be part of an real debate is like trying to teach your dead aunt to tango. It's not going to happen.
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Joe Lansdale
1 year
What better way to celebrate National Donut day than with The Donut Legion and homemade donuts 😳😳 #thedonutlegion
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Joe Lansdale
4 years
Surprised to discover my daughter Kasey and I have written enough stories for a collection. Time do add 'em up.
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The Big Blow Ridley Scott set to produce Joe R. Lansdale’s novella The Big Blow
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The ending really got him.
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At least we have the asteroid to look forward to.
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Joe Lansdale
7 years
@StephenKing Trump made the division. And if you voted for him you helped the division. If you didn't vote, you voted. And for Trump.
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Just arrived
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Don't let these assholes take our Hawaiian shirts. I've been wearing them over 30 yrs. Im surprised they don't have matching hoods for these guys. let https://www.esquire.com/style/mens-fashion/amp32754893/why-rightwing-protestors-wear-hawaiian-shirts/?__twitter_impression=true
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On the set of COLD IN JULY
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Me and the great writer Lawrence Block at Bouchercon.
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Nicky just found out Biden is ahead in Georgia.
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If I blocked anyone by mistake, sorry. I finally just said enough with the stupid, and my finger may have strayed.
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Good morning from Nicky dog
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Hap and Leonard officially canceled. Sundance's highest rated show, 100 percent on Rotten Tomatoes. Three Seasons wraps it up, dudes. It was an honor to have worked with the folks on the show, actors, crew, writers,...
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