what are u saying this is annoying u bastard I took the pic u posted earlier u asked me to take pictures of u in that specific pose so I had to walk uncomfortab
jeonghan fooled all hybe staff into thinking txt would show up during a live and sent them into panic. streets say hybe staff now all hold their breaths and try to die whenever jeonghan turns on a live
once again jeonghan has gone beyond our imaginations... was fully under the assumption that by "sending him abroad" jeonghan had just chucked doljjong in a river or something but no... he sent it to the most prestigious school of rock abroad. where he might also be learning dance
favorite part of todays gose episode was scoups saying "breaking rules wont twist our relationship" and dk immediately disgareeing by bringing up wonwoo who's still hung up over being revealed as the mafia
txt mentioned by seventeen
they fooled the fans that there’s going to be a joint live with another artist who has letters TX in the name + played GBGB
👤: our guest is booseoksoon’s dokyeom-ssi wearing a T(shirt) that’s X-large size!!!
@TXT_members
happy womens day especially to jeonghans sister who got roped into attending an extremely strict academy by his lies while he escaped it by getting himself expelled immediately after and left her there in the trenches alone
its actually so entertaining to see someone not used to jeonghans whims having real exasperated reactions to him. jeonghan does shit to svt and they just nod like whatever u say beautiful and go along with their day. what about the theatrics
i love how banila co doesn't even care about their products anymore they just post pictures of jeonghan now. with a tiny picture of their product added so it doesn't look like they don't care at all
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#scoups
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🍒 carats i’m sorry for making you so shocked
and thank you for always waiting for me
ive been working really hard at rehab, but it feels like
i just keep making you worried, going forward im going to keep working hard at rehab
i’ll do as much as i can without
The eighth love language is being a menace, a nuisance, the most insistent annoyance in someone else’s life, ever present, always poking, prodding, teasing. I’m on you like moss on a rock because I care.
other kpop idols after failing to be funny: damn. anyways
svt when they think they failed at being funny: this is unacceptable. im handing my 2 weeks in
the greatest (and possibly worst) thing about svt humor is that it constantly references itself. like in order to understand it you simply had to be there n witnessed these certain events for it to be funny. and if you ever tried to explain it, you just look crazy
What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
8 years into the career and seventeen are still asked why they're called seventeen. they're so much more patient than me by continuing to answer i would have simply given up in the 3rd year
jeonghan story🤣
DK rly likes bread so jh saw a random bakery & told DK "it's the most famos bakery in osaka" DK believed him & brought from their. Jun also took a pic. After coming to the hotel he told them the truth.but the melon bread sold out in next 3-4 days! jh manifestor!
not one jeonghan fan i know talks about him like a normal person its always gotta be something like im gonna chew him on like a teething toy... im gonna put him in a cage and shake it real hard... im going to unassemble him like legos
scoups id never do this to you btw. if i was in seventeen i wouldn't do this to you. id be by your side 24/7. id be taking selfies with you everyday. id be wishing you birthday exactly at 12 am. id have your post notifs on for every single app
you sat there in the same spot and did it by yourself just yesterday but NOW that there’s a big strong man next to you suddenly you can’t do anything by yourself
jeonghans just casually going out with a dagger on him. a dagger he bought. from france. he just bought a dagger. for whatever reasons and brought it to the monthly team meeting. a dagger that he brought to the meeting to match the concept. he bought a dagger
jeonghan: i thought i was the guy who'd sacrifice himself to save you guys
svt, victim of jeonghanism for the last 8+ years: sorry but we never thought of you as that guy
all im saying is that if i was in svt the monthly meetings would just be about how grateful we all should be that we bagged dino. if i had to watch him serve in the astronomical ways he does in another group id be crying and screaming and throwing up
sorry but how was svt not all over dino after this like if i was in there surgeons would collapse after a 14 hour surgery trying to separate me from dino but id still be there, glued to him
this is like that dont lie 2 episode where wonwoo was the doctor and chose to save himself and when they all woke up and a civilian (i think seungkwan if i remember correctly) had died everyone was shitting on the doctor for doing a poor job
one thing that will continue to amaze me forever is the fact that. yeah sure seventeen were supposed to be 17 members but its insane that the 13 that stayed lined up according to their age years make a perfect diamond
honestly if i was wonwoo and had finally gotten the chance to be a mafia and take all the grandiose revenges ive dreamed of only to be faced by an obstacle in them in the form of One Dk, a partner mafia, id be mad as hell too