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Chief Failure Officer. Failed Host of the @Real_Shibes Podcast. Tip me in Doge:

Living One Day in the Future
Joined June 2013
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2 months
PSA: Check out my bio - URL shorteners can consider Dogecoin URI links. Keep in mind, if you want privacy, you should rotate your addresses.
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@stillgray I don’t need to listen to this for 4 minutes to know it probably has something to do with not wanting to listen to this for 4 minutes.
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@stillgray yo you got that elon upside-down smile bruh
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@rawsalerts discord lmfao "bro you're cheating you fucking suck" "your mom bro, I'm coming over to your house right now" "i'm in the military bro don't even play" "prove it" *leaks documents*
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@hodgetwins @CallofDuty @charlieINTEL Him: Leave kids alone. Activision:
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@ClownWorld_ Well by identifying as nonbinary he had to remove the “girl” from “girlfriend” making them just “friends”
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@LeadingReport BREAKING: Whistleblower who exposed the ‘Biden bribery scheme’ has been *unsurprisingly* found dead. Fixed it for you
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@TheRabbitHole84 is anyone studying mental development? How can it be safe to suppress hormonal development at that age but widely considered unhealthy to do certain activities like, go to a strip club?
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@Timcast manic inhales always help your point
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2 years
The holy grail of equations Starring: @BillyM2k @elonmusk & Cheems Mcwowmoonystein
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5 months
@MarioNawfal Call me crazy, but a really easy way to keep them alive would be to let them go home.
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3 months
@RubinReport People cheered hard for that statement. They clearly stand strong against people messing with the minnowinellerica unless you wanlegetthebenefit.
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@stillgray A few months later:
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@reddit_lies “Do I pass?”
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4 months
@TheRabbitHole84 @mcuban Sounds like Mark believes his goals align with DEI, so he supports it. But rather than allow businesses to make these decisions on their own, he also believes the DEI should enforce those same beliefs on other businesses. Which is the real issue.
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@TRHLofficial Reading a book about Einstein will make your kid smarter. Teaching a kid about frogs doesn't groom them to become a frog, but teaching a kid "you can be a frog.. in fact, you might be a frog trapped in a human body" is a completely different analogy.
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@stillgray when you don't scale with corner handles
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@HumansNoContext How many times we gonna stage this kinda stuff
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2 years
If ⁦ @McDonalds ⁩ had a even a brief exchange with ⁦ @elonmusk ⁩ & ⁦ @mcuban ⁩ ⁩ about just how practical it would be to #acceptdoge , we could open valuable doors to conversations needing to be had about crypto regarding ERP, COA & GAAP.
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@TheRabbitHole84 @NBCNews I get it. Anti-trans-ideologues said “they’re coming for your children” first so activists responded by chanting it like “look at us, all dangerous and loving. watch out kids!” (They ‘intend’ it as sarcasm) Problem is you can’t chant those words while a half naked man in a furry…
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3 years
Dogeboy McWowmoonystein full sending $DOGE to the moon in #TokyoOlympics this year! #DogeToTheMoon #DoOnlyGoodEveryday
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@BillyM2k @lexfridman free speech is going to lose meaning fast at this rate
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When you see that Christopher Lloyd is trending
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@celestevilnueva @unusual_whales They're the bootstrap, tough-as-nails, hard working, no-participation-trophy, climb-the-ladder, no-debt, save-up, rub-some-dirt-in-it, uphill-both-ways generation. They should be fine.
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2 years
Here's @elonmusk and @elonmusk passing something back and forth and examining it.
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1 year
@stillgray Jokes on them I sharted in that exact container a few minutes earlier.
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1 year
@hodgetwins Who brags on the internet about stealing a fookin Lunchable?
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10 months
@stillgray when you shit your pants and are calculating all options simultaneously
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@rawsalerts Imagine that working lol "Oh sorry! Nevermind, you're free to go sir!"
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@ClownWorld_ When you repair your car with "vibes"
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@ClownWorld_ to promote their OF
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@ClownWorld_ Meanwhile in the US you get 6 years on good behavior
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@stillgray now do hillary and joe for the exact same offense
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2 years
Choose your #dogecoin battles carefully and ask yourself, "Is it really worth it?"
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@elonmusk My Bidet vs My Ass after Taco Bell:
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@CatchUpFeed "Eat Deez Nuts" 🤣😭
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2 years
Markets change. #dogecoin hasn't.
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@hodgetwins if you test positive for a performance un-enhancing drug you should be given an extra medal.
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3 years
What is #dogecoin ? According to @coinbase :
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3 years
#dogecoin hittin .25 for the 100th time this year
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2 years
Dogeboy McWowmoonystein is back to break his old record. #dogecoin #dogecoinTHROUGHthemoon
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@stillgray lol he said "this isn't football" after this happened
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3 years
Seems like a good time for this one:
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@Timcast not this one
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@BillyM2k "aRe tHoSe fiReWoRkS?
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@RobertKennedyJr Anyone else just now discover he stole Larry David’s wife?
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@EndWokeness "White Hispanidad" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in "White Hispanidad"?
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It's a lil rocky, but #Dogecoinarmy will always have fun. #dogecoin #DogecoinToTheMoon
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"LoOkS fiNe oN mY pHoNe"
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@BillyM2k let me help: Q: why did the market and crypto randomly recover A: nothing makes any sense
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@damonimani this is actually really good acting 🤣
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@stillgray shaving all the wrong parts
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@stillgray parents filming. holes in door. young child. this is legit one of the saddest videos I've seen. there's a lifetime of pain condensed in 44 seconds.
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@Timcast "Officials who spoke to the 60 Minutes team said the Pentagon isn't looking to track your every move." ... yeah and MK Ultra also never really happened. /s
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@Timcast WaPo reporting “it has been quiet except for the sound of boarding up windows and national guard deployment”. Thanks Maxine Waters 👍🏻
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You sure you can handle these diamond paws? #dogecoin #Dogecoinarmy #DogecoinToTheMoon
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it's beautiful. #dogecoin
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@MattWalshBlog "my lover's former lover" okay that line was funny
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@stillgray "I'm a silky mom so of course my kids are going to grow up with health issues, mental issues, social issues, and probably grow up to have their foot amputated after an incident on a walmart scooter"
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ChatGPT is not a fan
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This is a cårr
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@reddit_lies Trump is super Christian guys you're all in serious trouble.
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*beats chest* Fire spur me! #dogecoin
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@stillgray Pro tip: CC if you have nice things. CC if you don’t have nice things. CC to protect your life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.
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@nichegamer but they'll keep the furry 16" tripod nsfw mod for Skyrim
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@stillgray interesting..
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IT'S HAPPENING Looks like Elon quietly released an update to monetization on 𝕏
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@rawsalerts Oh my God, this really started in a discord called "Thug Shaker Central" we're living in a South Park episode
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@stclairashley Why does everyone like segregation so much?
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@WallStreetSilv In N Out the only one not gouging these days.
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@stillgray In the same way “Karen” is or “Snowflake” sure
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@BillyM2k Oh they know. Imagine a crypto millionaire being quiet about it 😂
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@dom_lucre But Mr Beast building them was racist
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@WallStreetSilv Imagine putting your phone in the car, hitting record, then getting out, then getting back in like that
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@stillgray I legit thought he was doing a Biden impersonation at this frame
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Hey you. Yeah you. Go update your node.
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@Timcast "It really does not reflect the event that we hosted..." It really does.
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Do you accept #dogecoin ? [🔊 on] Have a nice day.
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Tweet of the Year for the @elonmusk fanbois (PNG template in thread)
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@BillyM2k @Darlene_Pizarro hey guys - giving this a shot here... I'm starting a metaverse project it's gonna revolutionize crypto if you wanna be a part of it anyway I quit the project due to lack of interest sorry thanks for your time
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@elonmusk Totally invisible
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@stillgray are we sure that it was israel? how do we know where the rockets came from without video evidence of their trajectory? how do we not know it's not AI? how do we know if the video wasn't edited? how do we know it's 500? is it really a baptist hospital?
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@Alphafox78 imagine working at taco bell and not eating the free food just to get diarrhea anyway
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Are you kidding me? Who bought my fookin terrible drawing for 1.5 ETH??!?
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@bennyjohnson This says it all
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It's here! A #Doge -centric children's book from & to the community ♥! Meet Doge, a lovable puppy who overcomes adversity on her journey #tothemoon . Join myself & illustrator @Outerspacefris1 tomorrow night 4 a live reading ft. @SignatureDoge (Next Tweet)
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@elonmusk Time for this old gem
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