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@jdotb

4 years

reckful's life story is so sad bc he made it to the "top" -- money, fame, achievement -- but it just didn't seem to matter to him how do you overcome that? not being able to find happiness would be so scary rip byron

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@jdotb

2 years

I get fucking married today 👰

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@jdotb

1 year

the cutest thing I see in lfg is when 3 dps are in group and the title is "lf tank and healer" this is like 3 ppl standing on a dock being like "all we need is a boat and a captain and we're ready to set sail"

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@jdotb

1 year

watching the kids open presents and I haven't seen this kind of innocent joy since that time I accidentally invited a spriest to a key

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@jdotb

2 years

it's #GIVEAWAY SEASON and we got some #WoW_Partner #Dragonflight beta keys to enter: 🗨️ comment - what you think season 1 df affix will be called and what it will do 💠 follow 🤍 like ♻️ retweet also giving some keys on my stream ENDS Sat 17 Sep

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@jdotb

1 year

dragonflight is fun but it doesn't get a free pass for this weird ass first week where no one knows where loot comes from until wowhead posts about it and then blizz goes "wait our stuff works like that?" and nerfs it

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@jdotb

3 years

maybe 9.1 IS the patch date

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@jdotb

1 year

every player in liquid owns every player in echo owns they're the two best guilds in the history of the game don't forget that part

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@jdotb

1 year

just found out two of the guys I've been doing keys with recently are 19 years old and I feel like the leo dicaprio of m+

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@jdotb

1 year

df is a beautiful expansion and some of you godless fucks took the literal first opportunity to find an in-game basement and lock yourself in it for 6 hours grinding mobs for rep you deserved the maw

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@jdotb

2 years

ok team it's thanksgiving and I'm thankful for a lot of things this year but none more than my new life with @hey_shanna and our family. so what better day than today to pop the question and then make a pun about tweeting for engagement love you bb 😘

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@jdotb

6 months

tuning mythic bosses for liquid and echo has to be one of the hardest jobs in the games industry. it's like trying to guess how much heroin it would take to get keith richards high without killing him or pissing him off

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@jdotb

2 years

I was only aware of that stone guy's existence for like 40 seconds and I cared more about whether he lived or died than anyone I've done m+ with in the last 6 months

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@jdotb

1 year

said this 5 months ago after last rwf and I think maybe blizz was watching my stream

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@jdotb

6 months

dragonriding in the emerald dream is fun and immersive but when you run into a branch and come to a full stop that is too much immersion, I am too immersed, unmmerse me pls

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@jdotb

1 year

yeah I'm gonna need you to provide some examples

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@jdotb

3 years

shadowlands gonna be remembered as the xpac where targets were capped but patch length wasn't

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@jdotb

3 years

my grandma passed away last night. she was 101. I spent my 20s being an underwhelming grandchild, but the last time I got to visit with gma was this summer with shanna. we talked about my new family. I'm glad she held on long enough for me to finally have that conversation w her

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@jdotb

3 years

bc apparently it needs to be said after my last tweet: if I say "racist language is bad" and your response starts with "but", shut the fuck up

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@jdotb

2 years

ok here's the df healer meta: if your group has no lust, play evoker if you have lust but no mark of the wild, play rdruid if you have lust and motw, play priest for pi if you have lust + motw + pi, leave the group bc they invited a fuckin spriest lmao

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@jdotb

1 year

I have pugged my way into the top 6 m+ healers this season I told my kids and...they don't give a shit like not even one fuck

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@jdotb

3 years

The end of an era: Farewell to Lightee Read:

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@jdotb

3 years

when @Asmongold says wow is developed with the 1% crowd in mind, he's absolutely right it's just not the 1% of PLAYERS 💰💰💰

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@jdotb

1 year

I had someone in my chat make me a weakaura that plays the tokyo drift theme song every time I press stampeding roar, and I think that settles the wow vs ffxiv debate once and for all

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@jdotb

4 years

fuck josh

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@jdotb

3 months

mine are more like guy: jdotb?? me: hey what's up guy: you're the reason I started healing me: wow that's pretty coo-- guy: you bricked one of my keys in bfa so hard that I said "fuck this, never again" and rerolled from dps

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@maddl29

3 months

another wholesome random interaction 🥹🥹🥹🥹big reason why I keep on streaming

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@jdotb

10 months

imo interrupts in pve shouldn't go on cd if they don't hit anything different in pvp obv, but in pve the only time you "miss" a kick is when two ppl went for the same cast and that's gotta be almost always bc you weren't on comms think it would help a lot of pugging issues

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@jdotb

4 years

just got formal approval from @Blizzard_Ent to name one of my MDI global finals characters JdotBLM in the wake of the blitzchung fiasco last year, it makes me really proud that blizz has recognized that esports can be a force for positive social change and growth

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@jdotb

6 months

I don't have the mental to play disc in raid. I take these mechanics too personally. every time I have to stop a smite cast to move out of something I'm just thinking "ahhh so this is how jesus felt up on the cross, gray parsing for our sins"

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@jdotb

11 months

blizz accidentally putting no affixes on keys and everyone loving it

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@jdotb

4 years

darrie was the first person from method to publicly admit that josh shouldn't be in the org she was buried for it the rest of the org stayed staggeringly silent for days, and mostly only then to announce they were leaving or "had no idea" actually fuck this

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@jdotb

1 year

also I don't think most healers seem to understand how tanks die their hp doesn't drain slowly while you strugge heroically but ultimately unsuccessfully to rescue them tanks die bc 16 melee attacks synced up at the same time you aren't healing that, hotshot

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@jdotb

6 months

rwf is like f1 except you watch them build the car first

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@jdotb

1 year

if we do your +19 key together and you have to go after that, no you don't we're doing that +20. I don't give a shit if your wife just went into labor. the kid will understand when he's older

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@jdotb

2 years

since announcing the break up with bobby, blizz has lost 10lbs, nerfed hpal, started hitting the gym, buffed rdruid, and now announced cross faction groups lil mami is trying to catch my attention and it's working

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@jdotb

5 months

my favorite part of the "just sell aotc while you're at it" thing is that most hobbies are things you can pay someone else to do like imagine lifting weights for a decade and then seeing a forklift for the first time in your life and throwing your hands up like "well fuck THIS"

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@Rurikhan

5 months

Bro I fucking quit. What is even the point. Just sell ahead of the curve while you’re at it, or even cutting edge. Sell everything, why even play the game.

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@jdotb

1 year

btw it's been a week and a half and there's still only 6 sark kills for a tier with no nerfs (which is crazy), it's still taking a very normal amount of time to clear for the guilds that don't have their own chef and weakaura developers

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@jdotb

4 years

like some of my brothers, I will be removing my @method affiliation pending the org's response similarly our mdi team's affiliation with @method is also uncertain I hope that the org can be rebuilt into something we're proud of. they are family, for better or worse

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@jdotb

1 year

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@jdotb

2 years

"you can't make raiding less important, it's the main content in wow!" the game that's been hemorrhaging subs for a decade and getting its lunch eaten by ffxiv the last couple years? yeah god forbid we fuck with that winning formula

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@jdotb

2 years

retweet this if your tank stopped playing this week bc of necrotic affix

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@jdotb

3 years

there are no exploits in m+, only shit you're mad you didn't think of

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@jdotb

6 months

I hope the mythic phase on fyrakk is just him saying "going dark" at 10% and then you have to wait til tomorrow

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@jdotb

9 months

to the guy in chat that listened to me describe a ui problem for 15 minutes then linked me a weakaura with 12 views and said "I think this does exactly what you want": ngl I thought you were high af but you were 100% right you magnificent fucker

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@jdotb

2 years

blizz: outlaw will be able to hit more than 5 targets in dragonflight @jpctheman : *tries counting over 5, realizes he will need a second hand* the skill gap on this spec is actually going to be insane

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@jdotb

3 years

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@jdotb

3 years

holy shit I actually wish the boss didn't die at 45% bc I'm pretty sure echo had enough dps to go for 40%

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@jdotb

2 years

man I thought every groom was faking it when they got emotional seeing the bride but I teared up so fast

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2 years

Everyone always looks at the bride, I like looking at the grooms face when he sees the bride. Eye wipe melts my cold ded heart. @jdotb @hey_shanna 🥹

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@jdotb

1 year

attempted a 27 temple with @Naowhxd 's ret pala today tragically we wiped in 3rd boss room, and while everyone else in group was typing stuff like "thought we had it" or "good try", robin instantly whispered me "look at my dmg" ... "it's massive" ...... "like my dick"

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@jdotb

2 years

me: rep grinds are awful them: ok but it's an mmorpg me: yes and I am ROLEPLAYING a tauren that knows rep grinds are fucking awful

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@jdotb

2 months

this is like my bank calling me and telling me there is no longer a cap on my bank account and I'm now free to put as much money into it as I want

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@Wowhead

2 months

As of this week's weekly reset, the weekly cap on Season 3 Dragonflight Crests is gone! You can farm as many crests as you want now. #Dragonflight #Warcraft

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@jdotb

4 years

we were too hot to stay single for long excited to start our journey with @GoldenGuardians

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@jdotb

1 year

remove death timer from m+ it's weird when a team finishes a dungeon first DESPITE WIPING but still loses dying is its own punishment, both in terms of wasted time ressing/running back and in terms of gigabytes of screenshots on your mdi team's hard drive of you in angel form

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@jdotb

1 year

nokhud on m0: maybe I judged this dungeon too harshly in beta, this feels sorta ok now nokhud on 16: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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@jdotb

4 years

in one week life will be changing for me in nearly every conceivable way -- I'll be throwing all my earthly belongings into shanna's minivan and moving cross country to her place. I loved every minute of the month I spent with her family in july, so we're making it permanent

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@jdotb

3 years

figuring out a sanguine depths mdi route is like being handed a tray with 20 dildos of various shapes and sizes and being told that you have to fit some combination of 12 of them up your ass

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@jdotb

11 months

xqc news would make me more interested in kick if that platform didn't seem terminally linked to alt right weirdos

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@jdotb

5 months

so there's this weakaura that reminds you take utility talents that help the group out in m+ and warrior is just...empty??

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@jdotb

1 year

btw I don't think it's a coincidence that ppl seem cheery about df launch and that all the leveling zones are beautiful landscapes make whatever case you want for zones like maldraxxus and the maw -- they are depressing as fuck when you're in them for hours/days at a time

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@jdotb

3 months

@Wowhead good, skill-based items should only be purchasable with real money like god intended

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@jdotb

1 year

thundering would be better if it just instantly killed you instead of stunning you for half an hour and forcing you to think about what you just did

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@jdotb

3 years

every wow player has at some point thought to themself "why the fuck did I get good at wow instead of league or csgo?" but then I do shit like defend m+ on twitter and it's like "oh right, I don't make good decisions, that's why"

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@jdotb

4 months

damn they turned them into healers

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@jdotb

22 days

I intend to use my warband to send clear messages to my characters if you get good vault loot, you get to be top 4 and sit by my campfire. if your vault sucks, you will be exiled and we will spit on you my warband is for closers

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@jdotb

1 year

man what if blizz's internal team killed mythic raz in like 3 hours and they're all just really confused about why this race is taking so long

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@jdotb

4 months

lots of questions in chat about how you're supposed to dispel afflicted AND some of the other dots in a dungeon, and some tech I've found this week is that if you let someone hit 0 hp it automatically dispels them

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@jdotb

6 months

given the number of players and staff, I don't know that there are two teams in all other organized sports that put as many collective manhours into their wins as liquid and echo that this level of competition comes out of world of fucking warcraft is unreal

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@jdotb

3 years

ngl reading the sentence about wow remaining on track "for much stronger engagement" makes me want to unsub right now, drive down to Irvine, and walk around with a sign that says "fuck your dogshit metrics" outside blizz hq

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@Wowhead

3 years

Activision Blizzard held their second quarter financial results conference call this afternoon. Major announcements include two Warcraft mobile experiences already undergoing internal testing at Blizzard. #Warcraft

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@jdotb

8 months

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@jdotb

6 months

1st run of waycrest in 10.2 farming my trinket: oh wow I forgot about all the rp voice lines in this dungeon 23rd run of waycrest for trinket: gorak tul was right

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@jdotb

6 months

bfa: what's that? the mega dungeon is overtuned as fuck when it hits m+? shadowlands: what's that? the mega dungeon is overtuned as fuck when it hits m+? dragonflight: what's that? the mega dungeon is overtuned as fuck when it hits m+?

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@jdotb

1 year

liquid: we're doing an offmeta m+ tournament-- commenters: fuck yes I love diversity liquid: --with women and gender minorities commenters: wtf I hate diversity 😡 was a dope tournament, hope everyone had fun and we see more of them

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@jdotb

2 years

healers don't have to worry about this bc our back is where we put all our idiot dps teammates

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@blakmane_

2 years

Hey wowdevs, can you allow us to do this someday maybe? k thanks. #worldofwarcraft

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@jdotb

3 years

the most striking part of the 9.1.5 changes is that blizz has obv kept track of the stuff we wanted like was there a whiteboard in the dev area titled "Cool Shit We're Not Doing On Purpose" and qwik walked past it last week for the first time and went "uh guys?" ?

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@jdotb

1 year

you never see healers getting an opportunity to interview wow devs and I think we all know why healer: first of all fuck this dev: is that...a...question? healer: you know what you did dev: excuse me? healer: I'll see you in hell

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@jdotb

4 years

nah man you followed a human being. sometimes I talk about human being shit

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@jdotb

10 months

when's the last time you looked at someone's armor or mount and gave a shit? no one gives a fuck how you got it these days

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@jdotb

1 year

ppl say hunter doesn't bring a raid buff but that's just not true

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@jdotb

3 years

all three new affixes in shadowlands are bad I've been enjoying m+ this xpac as much as at any point in its 4 year history, but it's hard to see these affixes as anything but an intentional effort to make dungeons less fun spiteful is such an appropriate name for this affix

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@jdotb

6 months

I need blizz to produce a docudrama that follows a server engineer around on patch day with a running clock like an episode of 24 are they like defusing actual bombs back there? did someone spill diet coke? their story deserves to be told

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@jdotb

1 year

last night our son texted shanna that he thought he heard a little girl's voice coming from the garage, so I came upstairs to teach him how to be an adult -- I told him no one was going to check that creepy shit out bc that's how you die so there might be a girl in our garage

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@jdotb

1 year

in my mind I've always been on the "same" mdi team despite turning over the roster at least once and playing with 7 different tanks today marks the end of that team to my brothers in method na/golden guardians/liquid/baldy, ty for putting in the work and making practice fun

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@jdotb

3 years

also on the topic of pugging if you yell at someone for making a mistake, you're a child. grow up

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@jdotb

1 year

a boomkin traded me a 405 leech ring today and you guys know how I always say I love boomkins, literally the nicest community in wow

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@jdotb

1 year

+26 nokhud btw

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@jdotb

1 year

one of the big issues with clearing tanks on thundering is that we're pretty explicitly taught to not stand on the fucking tank bc that's where frontals and cleaves happen it's like if the seasonal affix was sticking your hand down the garbage disposal that turns on ocassionally

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@jdotb

4 years

today is my grandma's 100th bday she's still able to live by herself mostly independently with these good ass genes I'ma live to be 150 ez

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@jdotb

1 year

druid has too many specs blizz should combine feral and boomkin and keep the best parts of both, which would just be boomkin that shuts the fuck up on twitter

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@jdotb

17 days

thank god, I've been losing sleep at night worried that we would just blow through all the content in s4 too fast. really want to pace myself this patch and just get lost in my second playthrough of literally all the content

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@Wowhead

17 days

Blizzard has announced that Crests are capped at 120 a week in Season 4 of Dragonflight. #Dragonflight #Warcraft

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@jdotb

2 years

ever notice that most raids have a boss who's just like a janitor in the wrong place wrong time? every other boss is a demon or whatever but then there's dave mopping away, listening to some light jazz. and if 20 random fucks want to scrap, well, dave took karate when he was 8

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@jdotb

2 years

no no no fuckkkkkkkkkk

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@jdotb

5 months

'tis do be that season so @Average_Jonas and I are checking @AMDGaming 's Nice list to #giveaway 2(!!) @amdradeon 7900XTX graphics cards enter to WIN: ✅follow @jdotb ❤️like 🤡tag a friend + #GameEveryHoliday ➡️click #AMDPartner

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@jdotb

4 months

season 4 should be completely affix-less everyone will see that it owns it will be a joyous time

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@jdotb

5 months

today on my disc priest we wiped on a boss and the pug augvoker in the group decided to talk shit in party chat which caught me off guard like if you were walking your dog and it suddenly turned around and critiqued he speed of the walk

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@jdotb

3 years

imagine a race with no finish line where the organizers just said "we'll tell you when to stop"

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@jdotb

1 year

ok if anyone wanted the weakaura that plays tokyo drift theme when you press stampeding roar mandatory to strafe around at least one corner each time it plays

Stampeding Roar (Tokyo Drift Style)

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@jdotb

3 years

I have mad respect for @OTKnetwork showing up to r2wf and dominating it lot of orgs been struggling to figure out how to capture this market and otk just yoinks it in a day without even needing partner guilds or anything

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@jdotb

5 months

the bible says jesus had 12 apostles but that's pretty dumb bc if he just invited two more ppl they could get another piece of loot from raid

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@jdotb

1 year

watching @jpctheman grow from a random minigamer on shadowlands beta that no one had ever heard of to a wf raider within one xpac has been a fun ride

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@jdotb

1 year

I know some of you prob think echo was incredibly lucky to win that match but I just spoke with @Naowhxd and he told me it was actually a planned part of their route

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