This was me, my 6.5-year stint at Twitter comes to an end today. Proud of the work we did and have full confidence the three or four people left will be able to honor Elon’s requests to artificially inflate his view counts (and view counts for advertisers). Not me though 🫡
I run social media advertising for Apple and we slowed down our Q4 ad spend because (a) lack of engagement, mostly bot impressions (b) lack of trust in twitter ldrship
Breaking my silence: I am the inventor of GitHub Copilot
I pitched the idea for an "AI programmer" in early 2020 named "Pilot." I built and fine-tuned the models (myself), and made the website (just me, only me), in fact for the first month I manually wrote the responses (me)
Why do people struggle with merge conflicts? It shows you a conflict between my code and some coworker’s so obviously I’m just gonna click “use my code” every time
Let’s give Elon and
@DavidSacks
a break tonight, folks. Piece of advice: startups are full of ups and downs, it’s all part of the cost of building fast and in public 💪
Tonight was a historic event! I am the absolute stupidest person alive. When my doorbell rings I start barking
Thanks so much to all of you for trying out JavaScript! Unfortunately I’ve made the difficult decision to scale back operations and shut down the project effective immediately. You’ll still have 48 hours to migrate your websites. It’s been an honor serving all of you! 🙏
Is it fair to say “ls” is dead? No commits in like 15 years… getting a little worried about depending on it in my software. What are the maintainers doing?
I worked on the team that built Internet Explorer 4.0
Fun fact: The CSS property `margin` was intended to be used to comment your code (i.e. "margin comment") and we never expected anyone to use it to position elements. Please stop doing this, that's not what it's for.
Okay it's been 6 years: we should probably have a long discussion on how Prettier is the most successful JavaScript project of the last decade
It knows exactly what it is and isn't, never breaks on me, is incredibly missed when it's not there. Unproblematic king 👑
@Timcast
@TaylorLorenz
I keep watching the episode but I can’t find any mention of you talking about doxxing or even disagreeing with Jack Posobiec. Oh well! Was hoping you’d also mention your “Hahahah” reaction about doxxing in the past since you’re so concerned with it.
🤔 Did You Know? 💡
🧵
#TypeScript
has a new "IF" syntax for shorter, more composable code ‼️
RT and tag three of your friends who could use this 👇
#Code
#Ebooks
#WebDev
I was so committed to the bit that I tried _three times_ to get Office 2007 installed on my windows XP vm and 100% gave it a virus
So I ended up on (great work
@mikemcchillin
please use 98.css though)
If any of you out there feel a little imposter syndrome today - I'm a senior level engineer and everything I do is on time and perfect and I don't write any bugs. With enough hard work, you too can be like me 💪
I have decided to make my own twitter. You will have to use the curl command to post, and only I will be able to read them.
I will post updates periodically. Thank you.
In late 1995 I created and released the “JavaScript” programming language. However, the world has changed a lot and JavaScript has failed to keep up with it. I will be deleting the JavaScript language THIS FRIDAY unless someone speaks up. Reply below to save JavaScript 👇
Web development became really fun after I learned that browsers send nothing but a method (GET, POST, etc) a resource (/gib/me/file), some headers and maybe a body - and everything that follows is a social construct with the goal of making the result as unsurprising as possible
I started carrying a pack of cigarettes everywhere I go.
Why?
Last year on my way to a job interview a homeless man asked me “got a smoke?”
I ignored him.
During the interview the CEO walked in. I looked up and saw it was the homeless man. “Next!” he shouted.
Lesson learned.
My hot take is that computing should be *more* centralized, not less. Forget offline, wireless, or the cloud - you should go to your town’s computer to do the things you need to do, then go home.
today's my last day at
@stripe
after almost 3 years of learning what a computer is. i'm leaving a cool job and you should work here
off to spend a few months working on side projects and catching up on textbooks, but if you get sued and need an expensive a11y fixer let me know
VCs who spent the last three years claiming tech workers are lazy, entitled, and overpaid suddenly switching gears to say their desire for govt intervention is about saving jobs is a very funny wake-up call that they’ll completely forget about after the next payroll checks clear
It's been fun to build this and have lots of stories to tell people at parties about how when you select backwards in mobile webkit from a contenteditable=true to a contenteditable=false the selection collapses and there is no workaround, but I haven't been invited back to many
Instead of telling candidates to "build this component from scratch" I'm going to give them a real-world exercise: you have a component with 23 props that almost works but you want to add a 24th and the person who wrote 75% of its code is on PTO. How do you hide it from them?
Personally I think it shows just how
#resilient
Elon and David are. No other company is doing what they're doing at this speed 🚀 Last month I spent my entire social security check on iTunes gift cards to send to a woman I thought was Canadian singer-songwriter Shania Twain
There are probably better ways to spend my energy but I'm so tired of white supremacists being laundered up back into tech after we show them the door.
I want
@webdevMason
to explain what Mencius Moldbug *possibly* has to offer to any conversation.
Scoop: X, formerly Twitter, is now valued at $19 billion, based on the firm's employee equity compensation plan. The privately-held company, owned by Elon Musk, is giving employees RSUs at a share price $45 according to a source familiar with the matter.
I simultaneously believe that type systems solve an entire class of software bugs with ~little cost, and that type systems are a testament to man's arrogance and an attempt to organize a world more complicated than we can possibly imagine
If you believe terrorists are shoving 4 loose bullets into random corners of an incubator and not the far more likely scenario that some soldiers planted a package that they can then unbox on camera this stops becoming a question of morality and instead one of basic intelligence
WATCH: Hamas hid weapons in incubators in the NICU, incubators that were supposed to be used to treat premature babies.
These weapons were found following the confession of hospital workers.
The Kamal Adwan hospital was used by Hamas as a command center.
Is this the future of note-taking? No
Are notes supposed to be organized into a tree? No
Did I finally learn what this whole "tailwind" thing is? Yes
Is EventSource a cool browser API? Yes
Was it fun to build? Yes
The acquifired contrarian idiot has been dunked on enough times so I don’t have anything to add, other than: stop thinking you’re not smart enough to work at stripe