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Our Universe Inna Palm of Your Hands 🤲⭐️ #CAROLINABACK

919 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 she/her
Joined November 2021
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@jazzraptwink
2 months
👤 Altair Kareem 💿 95 9-5s: Hosted by DJ BANANA PEEL 🗓️ MARCH 15TH #CarolinaBack
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@jazzraptwink
2 years
they/they’re delilah what’s it like in pronoun city
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@jazzraptwink
8 months
this what them niggas looked like wym unruly
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EXOTIC MOOSE!
8 months
since baki is popular right now i want to show you all its absolutely unruly depiction of the beatles
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@jazzraptwink
8 months
“AND MY WIFE HAS SUMMONED A HAM SANDWICH TO MY FIELD” took that nigga out he knew he lost at that point
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good night
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@jazzraptwink
10 months
havin a small dog so funny bc when they want attention they deadass jus sit beside u in yo face like this
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@jazzraptwink
3 months
when i overdose i hope i leave fl studio open like a real nigga
@Slade91021
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NIGGA DIED WITH OVERWATCH OPEN LMFAOOOOOO
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@jazzraptwink
5 months
white girls when u dont fw their obscure hyperfixation on violent yakubian freaks like jeffery dahmer ted kaczynski or jack harlow
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jny the human
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he missed the opportunity of his entire life by being a retard
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2023 kids: googoo gaga aha blarg me: you dont know. you dont even have a fucking clue.
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@jazzraptwink
3 months
the bojangles workers throwing a xan out the drive thru window at me so i can finish fighting the wake county sheriff in their parking lot
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@jazzraptwink
2 years
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@jazzraptwink
9 months
the nigga who designed this mf was so deep in his bag he risked drowning
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@jazzraptwink
2 months
hate when white people call each other “gang”. nigga what gang? dsmp?
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@jazzraptwink
3 months
the block button not enough sometimes i just gotta come thru the screen like
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@jazzraptwink
7 months
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@aliyahInterlude
⭐️IT GIRL⭐️
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why do men like u more when you treat them like shit ??
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@jazzraptwink
5 months
bet u feel real fuckin stupid right now huh
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@Prohypnogamer
Jenny 8675309
5 months
Americans lost the ability to create anything beautiful or meaningful after like 2014 pretty much
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@jazzraptwink
11 months
how niggas look at u when u tell them exercise and cleaning yo room didnt help w depression
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@jazzraptwink
7 months
nigga you mean SLAPSTICK?
@schizarella
misha꙳
7 months
the chinese have perfected comedy. down to earth proletarian humor that everyone understands will always defeat the meta ironic memery that terminally online americans indulge in.
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@jazzraptwink
11 months
when he was born
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@jazzraptwink
2 months
nah this sum real nigga shit sumtimes life jus fuck u sideways so bad u cant help but laugh at the surreal existential comedy of god’s painted picture
@bajanbiatch
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2 months
Why every time his ass get TORE up he laugh ???
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@jazzraptwink
11 months
cloud dont got the gall to be racist he know he gettin manhandled and impregnated the second he even raise his voice at me
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mordecai when his best friend literally achieves the one thing he’s had held over his head for years
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@jazzraptwink
11 months
no funny shit marshall mathers lp 2 genuinely damaged hip hop forever because of the song rap god
@theknoxhill
Knox Hill
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You have to get rid of one..which is it? 😭
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@jazzraptwink
5 months
@ogrepussylover if she wasnt before she is now
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@jazzraptwink
7 months
this nigga stroke game musta been nuts if his girl turned into literal satan to keep him alive
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@jazzraptwink
2 months
was scrollin 2 fast n thought dis was jpegmafia n anthony fantano
@upscalebutta
CLASSY RATCHET 🍯
2 months
30+ twitter look at our childhood in one photo…🥹
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had to hide my autism when a coworker asked me who pusha t was
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@jazzraptwink
6 months
they cooked him for this but a year later everybody wanna be a bad nigga
@HipHopDX
HipHopDX
2 years
Meek Mill flips Ice Spice’s "Munch" into new freestyle 👀
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@jazzraptwink
8 months
“i,,, i,,,, i,,,” he was lookin at his hand like this
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@jazzraptwink
2 years
it needed to be said
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@jazzraptwink
11 months
a white girl jus dapped me up i didnt know that was an option on they skill tree wtf
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trans people: im trans society: ok kid cudi in an alternate reality where the song “day n nite” was written about him beating his dick: the lonely boner seems to free his slime at night
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@jazzraptwink
12 days
not only is yo verse shit u made metro redo his hot ass loop into one of ur shitty stadium type beats u r genuinely da black ronald reagan
@rapalert6
Rap Alert
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Kanye West debuts his “Like That” remix on The Download with Justin Laboy.
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@jazzraptwink
11 months
so glad this typa meme was not widespread when i was 14 a nigga was booting up the 3ds to play monster hunter generations when world came out 😭
@BASEDGODJAMANI
J∀MANI🐝
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Broke niggas booting up spiderman 2018 in fall:
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@jazzraptwink
2 years
white people on hip hop twitter
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one of the funniest moments in video game history to me
they took leon saying women exasperatedly after a boat crash out of re4 this game is unplayable
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@jazzraptwink
11 months
so thats why he only fw white hoes
@256SunSun256
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he inspired the character's creation, he was the first actor to voice him, and he played his uncle as well. His influence is unreal.
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@jazzraptwink
8 months
white people finding out john lennon was ugly for the first time
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@jazzraptwink
4 months
@cripfordperhaps the shot of em all lined up like urinals is SICK
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@jazzraptwink
10 months
when a bad bitch tell me to do sumn
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@jazzraptwink
2 months
@PUPC0DED i am in favor of all white people adopting TSAVE (twitch streamer-american vernacular english)
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@jazzraptwink
11 months
“and it’s not just the mexicans sayin nigga,,, but the puerto ricans, and the colombians too!”
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@pericopapiii
Matt🇨🇴
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Why y’all be calling all hispanics, Mexicans?
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this how drake said “she was sitting down on that big butt but i was still starin at those titties though”
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@woundjob
YUNG CATAMITE NEVER GROPED AGAIN
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same with death grips like please listen to the lyrics
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@jazzraptwink
2 years
HOW DIFFERENT RAPPERS WOULD RESPOND IF U ASKED THEIR PRONOUNS: A THREAD.
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@jazzraptwink
11 months
literally pioneered a genre of ass
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@jazzraptwink
2 months
i will never see what white people see in him im sorry hes just so ass
@LyricaLemonade
Lyrical Lemonade
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“doomsday 2” video out now 💿
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@jazzraptwink
10 months
there he go again
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@jazzraptwink
2 months
all this green got her goblin
@creepydotorg
Creepy.org
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Willem Dafoe’s penis was so large that after the filming of the 2009 psychological thriller “Antichrist” the director had to cut the scene Dafoe’s actual penis and reshoot it with a body double because it was “so large that everyone in the room was confused.”
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@jazzraptwink
2 years
50 cent: "i go by they/them thanks for asking!!! ^-^"
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@jazzraptwink
7 months
i was raised on proletarian media
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@jazzraptwink
3 months
i could write an essay
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@YoshidoBombido
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3 months
Genuine question: does ANY Yakuza fan actually think Daigo is cool or even competent?
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@jazzraptwink
3 months
we genuinely live in da most dangerous era of children’s entertainment in history
@imboggles
Boggles
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im never sticking a FORK in a TOASTER again
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8 months
@BayouBun
⚜️The B-U-N™⚜️
8 months
Vince Staples top 2 funniest nigga in hip hop and I can’t tell you who funnier
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@jazzraptwink
7 months
oh i’m broke? you’ll never work in this industry again chat bring out the n word compilation
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
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Lil Tay is back… “5 years & y’all still broke”
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@jazzraptwink
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wym bro i already got his skin way back
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@MalcolmXFancam
daniel 🏌🏿🔻
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Baffled to why Drake isn't in fort yet tbh
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@jazzraptwink
2 years
drake: "i go by they/he/she/ze in that order of preference" *starts flirting with your sister*
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MF DOOM: "oh shoot, get a load of this fruit!"
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@jazzraptwink
5 months
imagine u getting jumped n one of them say “take that nigga’s epic bacon!”
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@jazzraptwink
11 months
my sources are telling me this is not mmlp2 but i would still remove the first one because it means the second one wouldnt ever come out
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i simply said he works a lot with pharrell and kept making pizzas
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rigby a great friend actually
@Loccdawggg
Sesame Chiccen
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Mordecai and rigby were horrible friends to each other
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@fakepanafrican he serious i admire it
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@jazzraptwink
3 months
jpegmafia why i left the left video 🔜
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@jazzraptwink
2 years
nicki minaj: "queen a rap not with the he say she say a bitch like me u know i gotta go wit she/fae"
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@jazzraptwink
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snoop dogg: "i go by they/them fashizzle, say have you ever heard of non fungible tokens by any chance"
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i am not a yakubian snow ape with +4 ice resistance
@ChrissieMayr
Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸
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Men what’s stopping you from doing this
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@jazzraptwink
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@autisticswag420 not even a depression thing but u should go outside daily just to feel the vibes even if its raining
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@jazzraptwink
2 years
if you take this seriously im allowed to running tackle you into a volcano
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its high time you niggas retire the word corny for shit you just dont like n just start saying u think its overhyped or whatever
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@kishikybe LMAOO the way it slow down for comedic effect make it soujd like a mario sound effect like when he get flung in 64
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@jazzraptwink
11 months
his contacts always make me feel uncomfortable they give he the heebie jeebies
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@jazzraptwink
2 years
STOP BEING POOR
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@jazzraptwink
4 months
i be dicking down men till they let out muffled screams into pillows
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@jazzraptwink
3 months
in case ur curious as to what i make in fl studio
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@moddedgba thats my secret cap im always hopin i dont wake up da next mornin
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@jazzraptwink
2 years
kendrick lamar: *starts describing the fluid and abstract nature of his gender through a story about gangbanging before telling you "ze/they/he"*
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@jazzraptwink
3 months
pussy
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@nfr_podcast
NFR Podcast
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JPEGMAFIA ON KANYE WEST & TY DOLLA $IGN’S ‘VULTURES’ 🔥 Production Credits Include: ▪️FUK SUMN (ft. Playboi Carti & Travis Scott) ▪️STARS (ft. Dijon) ▪️BEG FORGIVINESS (ft. Chris Brown) ▪️KING
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@jazzraptwink
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old ye: "he/him but im experimentin with they/them rn" new ye: "it's ye now kanye is my deadname. i go by xe/it/fae these days"
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@crxpford he gotta quit the warehouse job and go into a camera work the framing of his thumb in this picture so emotional
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@jazzraptwink
3 months
im crying this is 100% a white man
@RaceplayShawty
King Von Force Ghost🇵🇸
3 months
Put us back in the fields man we are cooked
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4 months
@zegro_ this shit more clearly scripted than a raycons ad
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@jazzraptwink
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@MalcolmXFancam
daniel 🏌🏿🔻
7 months
Fuck off
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@forzeth im roy’s friend in my imagination zone
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@jazzraptwink
2 years
nas: *recites all the homophobic parts of ether*
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how niggas sit in their rooms waiting for a cart to charge
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@jazzraptwink
7 months
@DedicatedToNunu dont u ever bring into question how hard i love again nigga u couldnt fathom the depth of my love
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@jazzraptwink
2 years
jay-z: *hands you a business card that says "sean carter - he/they" on it*
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@kushgoku the real bespoke take was that if mordecai actually got to read his acceptance letter he still either woulda dropped out like he did wit art school or not went so he could stick around rigby bc he admitted in the show that his imagined superiority over rigby makes him feel good
@HEAVEN0BSCURED rigby gave mordecai a time machine to fix his first kiss wit margaret jus bc he was musty and he returns this favor by calling rigby a complete bother i think the most blatant hurtful thing rigby has done to him was in the movie n even before mordecai found out abt it he had—
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i forgot about this gif this is definitely going back in rotation
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@autisticswag420 we will not be tolerating slander on mr rigerson’s part he has one of the best character arcs in fiction
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@onikascumragg
Victor🇳🇬
1 year
HELPP SHE CULTURAL APPROPRIATED BUT SHES SERVING CUNT!
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kevin gates so funny i didnt notice akademiks lame ass wearing a pornhub shirt
@guap_ant
Ant
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Still crazy lmao
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5 months
i know the landlord posted outside yo crib wit a fucking battering ram n riot gear like he onna swat team
@jansqueezy
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i won’t forget some of u guys used to like this
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this nigga wasnt even trying to hide his identity bro
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@kofixj9 when i worked at a grocery store this one dude i shared the evening shift with was always tellin me about how since he worked like 3 jobs for his daughter he would jus go home and get super drunk and i was jus supposed to be like ok and go about my day after that
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i think i really dont care abt a rapper body count
@MaveriksRegime
B ' L I C C O L O O
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@HipHopNumbers @NowadaysssOW yall both goofy for this
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mc ride: *assumes youre a crazy death grips fan and walks away*
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it really makes me sad that “noided” is like one of their white fans funny catch phrases because it’s a genuinely deeply thought provoking statement on the fact that black ppl get shown shit like body cam footage online when the following decade this would push social movements
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tell them step back they inna splash zone
@Gracebal0
Gracey 🦋
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If you are about to watch porn, remember all these angels are watching you.
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