the chinese have perfected comedy.
down to earth proletarian humor that everyone understands will always defeat the meta ironic memery that terminally online americans indulge in.
trans people: im trans
society: ok
kid cudi in an alternate reality where the song “day n nite” was written about him beating his dick: the lonely boner seems to free his slime at night
Willem Dafoe’s penis was so large that after the filming of the 2009 psychological thriller “Antichrist” the director had to cut the scene Dafoe’s actual penis and reshoot it with a body double because it was “so large that everyone in the room was confused.”
@kushgoku
the real bespoke take was that if mordecai actually got to read his acceptance letter he still either woulda dropped out like he did wit art school or not went so he could stick around rigby bc he admitted in the show that his imagined superiority over rigby makes him feel good
@HEAVEN0BSCURED
rigby gave mordecai a time machine to fix his first kiss wit margaret jus bc he was musty and he returns this favor by calling rigby a complete bother i think the most blatant hurtful thing rigby has done to him was in the movie n even before mordecai found out abt it he had—
@kofixj9
when i worked at a grocery store this one dude i shared the evening shift with was always tellin me about how since he worked like 3 jobs for his daughter he would jus go home and get super drunk and i was jus supposed to be like ok and go about my day after that
it really makes me sad that “noided” is like one of their white fans funny catch phrases because it’s a genuinely deeply thought provoking statement on the fact that black ppl get shown shit like body cam footage online when the following decade this would push social movements