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Writer @pitchfork | Also @guardian @independent etc. | He/him

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@jazz_monroe
Jazz Monroe
2 years
For a Pitchfork cover story, I spent a day in Reykjavík with Björk, who chaotically drove me to her mountain cabin in a white Land Rover. We spoke about volcanos, mothers, funerals and divorces, and how, in a way, it all comes down to mushrooms
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4 months
It seems trivial after last week but for now, I’m still at what’s left of Pitchfork and I’ve reviewed the Smile record, a wonderful thing
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2 years
Arctic Monkeys have had one of the most bizarre and brilliant trajectories of any modern pop band. In New York for the Guardian, I spoke to the surprisingly affable, charmingly inarticulate Alex Turner about how that came to be
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2 years
For @Pitchfork ’s Sunday Review, I wrote about Scott Walker’s Tilt: an audacious, sadistically cryptic psychosexual opus. I want to persuade you that—as well as all that—it’s an album you can love
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4 years
I’d love to have the “Ultra Mono is good, actually” take. Unfortunately it’s 45 minutes of a grown man pelting footballs into an open goal and extravagantly practising his celebrations
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4 years
Moses Sumney, holy grail of interviewees, is very funny and sometimes outrageous but also smart and candid... I profiled him for the new issue of Q
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3 years
When I was 10 my mum blacklisted my most wanted album, Original Pirate Material, causing me to perish. The near-stranger who stepped in to save me is still one of the puzzles of my life. I wrote about it, and her, here
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10 months
For today’s F+M cover, I spoke to Four Tet about his wild ride and freewheeling integrity. Plus: Coachella, Country Riddim, Skrillex, Fred Againia, embracing the lads, reclaiming EDM, remixing Taylor Swift and doing it all for his daughter
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6 years
New Arctic Monkeys is confusingly amazing. Wrote about Alex Turner’s reinvention as the lounge-lizard Borges with a Bad Seeds-do-Nite Flights band and an army of unreliable, unfeasibly entertaining narrators
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5 years
I met black midi
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4 years
At risk of being crass, that Q pays sensible money for features on e.g. Richard Dawson makes it a huge anomaly (if not unique) in this industry. You can afford to research, craft and burrow in a way that just doesn’t make sense on a £300 fee. Its loss would limit music journalism
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1 year
Was fascinated and charmed by Caroline. We spoke about political optimism after Corbyn, the arc from skinny-jeaned to wide-leg indie, and the vaguely taboo Mumford influence on UK folk for this Rising profile
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6 years
Scott Hutchison feature in this month’s Q, a remembrance of a man as generous in his life as his music. @ScribePedersen @witheredhand and @wwpj shared sad, sweet, funny memories, which I’m grateful to have read
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5 years
The Cure, just abhorrently good! I feel sick and alive
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2 months
Reviewed the new record from my fave pop surrealist, Julia Holter
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9 years
extremely pleased to say I've joined @pitchfork as an associate staff writer, starting tomorrow 🐋
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5 years
Spent a week irretrievably lost in the Office Culture album, which somehow rolls Blue Nile lavishness, Climate of Hunter creepiness and Orange Juice recklessness into one
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4 years
Andy Gill was at or adjacent to the root of every post-70s musical position I’ve honestly aligned with. It’s possible that nothing I’ve really liked since would exist without him. This is really sad
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1 year
For advice on how to avoid writing, ignore house style, draw out Pomodoro breaks, maintain a chaotic workspace, and procrastinate across weekends under a persistent cloud of dread, here is me chatting to @writingroutine5 about my famous methods
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3 months
Ludicrous, petty and pointlessly myopic of @condenast to bar laid-off staff from freelancing for its titles. These are some of the most brilliant minds in the game. The company should be doing backflips to keep them in work #IStandWithCondeContracted #P4KWired
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8 years
had the strange and extreme pleasure of interviewing björk, here it is 💜
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4 years
Years ago Richard Dawson was awarded lifelong DLA for his eyesight, making a music career possible. When the Tories introduced PIPs—which Labour will scrap on day one—he was declared fit to work by an assessor who‘d been ordered to lower their weekly average. From Richard, in Q:
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6 years
Sure I had options, many, but in the end I decided to spend Valentine’s Day at a Chainsmokers concert
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10 months
I wrote about Blur’s fourth act, their delirious relationship with the British media, the latest return of the 90s and Damon’s strange journey to their lovely, maybe too lovely new album
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4 years
@LukeTurnerEsq Surely not a repudiation of Vice for ‘sneering at the working class’ in the same pages that created the conditions for landfill indie by dismissing R&B, garage, pop, dubstep, grime, anything rave-adjacent and all other working-class music... except the Pigeon Detectives
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5 years
Surely whether Boris and Arcuri had an affair is irrelevant now. She's admitted to having a close friendship with him. So the relevant issue is to what extent - if at all - that friendship was used to inappropriately promote Jamie xx’s “Gosh” on Pitchfork
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2 months
In light of the eternal legend and karaoke machine inventor Shigeichi Negishi’s death, I wrote about the valour and folly of karaoke, “at its best a high-stakes spectacle where honour and ridiculousness collide”
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3 years
Wrote about the audacious debut and am-I-even-enjoying-this? vibe of Black Country, New Road
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2 years
She also drove back to the city and pelted said Land Rover the wrong way down a one-way street, the quicker to reach celebration champagne. A memory I will always cherish.
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Jazz Monroe
5 years
Went to the show
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7 years
spent the past few months researching the future of london clubs; pleased to share the article that came out of it 🕺🏼
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Jazz Monroe
6 years
Was 19 when @EmilyRoseMackay assigned my first ever in-person interview - 48 hours on the View’s (mildly depraved) tourbus for NME. Mixed feelings since, naturally, but I do wonder who’d have the scope (and ludicrous faith) to offer those trials-by-fire to young writers today
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Jazz Monroe
4 years
Some new stuff I loved this year, mostly music
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Jazz Monroe
6 years
Ice T thinks criticism is easy? Buddy, talk to me when you’re awake at 3am in a swivel chair determining the numerical score for a new Unknown Mortal Orchestra album
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Jazz Monroe
5 years
Filing a National review to Laura is the final boss of music journalism... pleased to announce my retirement and pivot to horology
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Jazz Monroe
3 years
An honour to interview disco legend Tom Moulton about one of our favourite subjects: the enduring brilliance of Tom Moulton. At 80, he is still hilarious and still knocking out classics
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Jazz Monroe
4 years
Reviewed the new Krule, a grim place I didn’t wanted to leave
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Jazz Monroe
7 years
Nothing can prepare you for encountering Björk in a room where you did not expect Björk to be
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Jazz Monroe
5 years
DiS’s @MrLukowski & @seaninsound started giving me work when nobody on earth should have had to read it, then kept going until I’d checked off enough fuck ups and convoluted run-on sentences to be considered a music journalist. Cheers guys
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1 year
Some recent Guardian reviews: The scary and lovely Tim Hecker record Dev Hynes’ UK premiere of classical stuff at the Barbican Katie Gately’s haunted symphonies
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Jazz Monroe
6 years
Dan Hancox’s grime book is very good - fast, funny, politically astute, historically meticulous, sort of a manual for what music writing can and sometimes needs to be. Wrote a few words about it for our summer reading list
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5 years
Spoke to my favourite band in the new @QMagazine , welcome back @TNPs
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5 years
Addressed the great and enduring conundrum of our time: am I into the 1975 now?
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Jazz Monroe
2 years
Of course, nobody edits my tweets, so fans get to enjoy typos like “volcanos” straight from the source
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Jazz Monroe
2 years
Took a look at the surprisingly huge industry devoted to transcribing song lyrics, in sometimes dodgy fashion. It’s a popular service that puts money in songwriters’ pockets, despite having a faint whiff of big-tech entitlement
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5 years
Wrote a story about one of the great storytellers for the new @QMagazine
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Jazz Monroe
4 years
Broke the emergency seal on Black Moses, a record I’d be lost without, for the Independent’s series on beloved albums
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Jazz Monroe
2 years
Having filed some year-end lists last week, I am shocked and disgruntled to find Jenny Hval’s American Coffee was only my number 4. A gorgeous masterpiece, a genius yarn, some of her prettiest melodies ever and a deserving SOTY. We demand a recount
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Jazz Monroe
2 years
Delighted to have this in-the-weeds chat with Todd @JournalismMusic about writing, rewriting, unwriting etc, as well as Depeche Mode and the end of the world, for the always catnip Notes on Process series
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Jazz Monroe
6 years
Love this @MarkRichardson deep cut
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Jazz Monroe
5 years
End-of-decade justice for @RichardDawson12 ’s Nothing Important and @TNPs ‘ Field of Reeds. Mr Corbyn’s silence here has been deafening
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Jazz Monroe
4 years
I’m afraid it’s propaganda for the ballads. Complaints from Lift zealots, Cuttooth cultists and King of Limbs outriders will be handled by my secretary.
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Jazz Monroe
2 years
Wrote about the quintessential Lists Album
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Jazz Monroe
6 years
Barring any obscure oversights, this appears to be Norwich’s first BNM 🎉 We are lucky to have @thelegofgrandma and, at Pitchfork, @meaghan_garvey to review them
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Jazz Monroe
2 years
Forever in awe of Pitchfork’s art team (and here, photog Vidar Logi), who made this look amazing. Also grateful to the esteemed @ryandombal on the edit, along with @amyhphillips and @senari !
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Jazz Monroe
5 years
Matthew Herbert piece in the new Q - we talked about 9/11, his school bullies (who went on to join the Met) and the new album, a “fuck-you counter to the hyper-speed torrent of bullshit about Brexit.” It was fun!
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5 years
Been waiting for a defining piece on the 50th anno of Hot Buttered Soul - the sexiest ever album not about sex, which spent 69 weeks on the chart from 1969 - and @ejlordi has it
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Jazz Monroe
6 years
Interviewed Let’s Eat Grandma in the fine city where they and I grew up
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Jazz Monroe
4 years
Reading @PhilipSherburne review slippery electronic music almost exclusively in hyper-vivid metaphor, without once losing your mind’s eye or the thread of an argument, is truly a sight to behold
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5 years
As a part-time interloper this is (very good) news to me. Overjoyed for my colleagues, a workforce of legends who deserve everything
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Pitchfork Union
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We’re proud to announce that the editorial staff of @pitchfork has formed a union with @nyguild . Say hello to #p4kunion ! Read our full statement here:
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Jazz Monroe
9 years
Britney, Hulk Hogan, Captured Tracks and the hyperreal... can Lorde save us? Me saying yes for Noisey: http://t.co/FagUlThSU1
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Jazz Monroe
7 years
Into Father John Misty's epic doom-mongering, just wish he'd dream up some kind of redemption beyond his own
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Jazz Monroe
6 years
Editor: *wisely rephrases one sentence* Me on day of publication: *squints at page as if random words just fell from the sky*
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Jazz Monroe
5 years
Finished this in a flash. Beauty of a debut on love, religion, music, wilderness, the psychedelic effects of each and - more than any box-ticky signifiers - the renunciation of binary logic. Only wish @LukeTurnerEsq had a vast catalogue I could now plunge into
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Jazz Monroe
1 year
Listen to Sylvian. The Richard Dawson album is another classic, one of his richest, thorniest and loveliest yet
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Jazz Monroe
3 years
I celebrated summer the same way as any sane person: by spending a very long time listening to Muse
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Jazz Monroe
5 years
Bury me at End of the Road
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Jazz Monroe
4 years
Yes—also important to stress that the main reason writers of colour are so badly represented is not the need for help with pitching etc but that social codes are assessed at every level, particularly the entrance. Mentoring is one way to disperse authority. What else have we got?
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5 years
Feel like @alexjpollard deserves a special shout out for just relentlessly hitting Indy group chat with smart and instant copy all weekend, watching seemingly everything while we all pottered around talking about foot massages we were never gonna get, a true legend
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Jazz Monroe
4 years
Corbyn will go but Corbynism remains our last chance at an actual centre-left alternative to ecofascism. Every increment of warming makes radicalism exponentially more likely; this manifesto will seem tame next time round. “Centre-left” neoliberalism just seems hopeless
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Jazz Monroe
5 years
Here are mine
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Jazz Monroe
9 years
the real story of the Libertines' reunion is in John Hassall's face throughout this video http://t.co/gaCCt56bj9
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