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@jazelllle
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6 months
@GladBaggy Cig in hand? That man’s my hero.
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2 years
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4 years
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@jazelllle
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3 years
@ickobel My life as liz single handedly shaped me as a person
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Can’t wait to wear this to the sharks game!! Thank you!! @SUNAMI408 @josefalfons0
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2 years
Gulch
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
5 years
The only time a man will be honest
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Pretty shitty that some people try to pressure their straight edge partners into breaking or shame them for being edge. It’s so bizarre and gross.
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
3 years
@_cyyndaquil HFS 😂 LAST PIC IS EPIC!! THE POWER STANCE 😭😂
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
I LOVE TORSO ALL THE HOMIES LOVE TORSO
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@jazelllle
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4 years
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@jazelllle
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3 years
Wally in a crop? 1000% yes
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@jazelllle
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7 years
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@jazelllle
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2 years
Fuck I love hardcore.
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
3 years
Hi :)
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@jazelllle
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4 years
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
The queen shaped like the hash slinging slasher
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@HoneydewWilkins
Honeydew Wilkins
2 years
The Queen lookin like a million bucks
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Cupid clocked in early this year and said I’m in love with you
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
I GOT THE JOB AT THE ART MUSEUM OF MY GOSHHHH AFTER WEEKS OF INTERVIEWING AND REFERRALS AND IM SO HAPPY ✨😭 IM SO HAPPY
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
This is legit what it feels like to have a crush on someone
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
I’ve reached peak level Weezer fan
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Bro the Bay goin buckwild in Texas and I can’t fucken wait!!
@paradeofflesh
pofTX 𓁿
2 years
No order, yet.
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Married to your brother⁉️🤢🤮
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@jazelllle
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4 years
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
I QUIT MY STUPID JOB 🥳
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
PUNITIVE DAMAGE FUCKING RULES @PuniDHC
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
4 years
@asofpresstime @pissboymcgee I would rather have Gilfoyle as my bartender.
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Big props to the couple fucking in the midtown Safeway parking lot right now it’s not even past midnight. So much courage.
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Begging y’all to take your fights outside for this one
@ingrownhc
Ingrown
2 years
GO GO GO!!! BATTLE OF THE BAY
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
7 years
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
I hit my inhaler HELLA hard after that fucken gulch set let me tell you
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Damn ya girl workin at The Winchester Mystery House now San Jose achievement unlocked fr 😂
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
12:00 vs 12:01
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
CLASSICAL MUSIC FANS RISE UP
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
These are…SO good
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
OKAY working at The Winchester is hands down already the best job I’ve ever had
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Oooo she sweatin
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Spag8 or Die
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
1 year
I’m not gonna lie, listening to techies/transplants talk about how much they hate San Jose pisses me off. Please just leave then.
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
3 years
Raven and Erin love>>>>>
@erinmhk
erin🦋
3 years
I’m passed out bc of how in pain I am from my wisdom teeth removal and my boyfriend did this while I was sleeping???????
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
11 months
Scummy mummy award goes to you
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
I am having dinner at The Old Spaghetti Factory. I would like you all to know. I am giving it another chance. Lasagna as per suggested. Review to come…
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
DESTINY BOND FUCKEN RULES
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
1 year
Yo I just got asked to be apart of the social media team for the museum. That’s fucken crazy.
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
7 months
I like getting older actually.
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Just got to the club!
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
ITS MY BIRTHDAY!🥳‼️🥰 Thank y’all for being my friends and supporting me through everything. If you wanna send me anything to get my nails done that’d be cool 😎 Cashapp: $jazellle Venmo/Paypal: @jazellle
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
3 years
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Renewed my ID today
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Abuela told I look like “Latina Jay” from Jay and Silent Bob like aye I’m just lookin bummy 😂🤷‍♀️🫡
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
1 year
I know posted this on Instagram but I was so cute and happy last week
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Car clubs whippin’ out of Tisane and down Capitol Expressway
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
A severely underrated movie
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
3 years
Fuck Travis Scott. Fuck Travis Scott’s Event Coordinators. Fuck everyone absolving him of responsibility.
@Newtonweb3
Newton AMG
3 years
@its_menieb @trvisXX What about this, his staff are responsible also
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
No tattoos was kinda cute ://
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
7 months
The Texas scene has so much flavor I will never stop raving about their bands
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@jazelllle
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5 years
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
3 years
What the fuck. Do not go to the great mall there is an active shooter and a few accidents in the parking lot. Just stay away.
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@jazelllle
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2 years
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@jazelllle
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2 years
My hair is finally getting long
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Yes I collect A24 merch Yes I have a Letterboxd pro account Yes I am a member of Criterion Yes I love Gnomeo & Juliet No you can’t use my Mid 90s mug No I’m not judging ur top 5 fave movies
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
1 year
Trace Cyrus was the original Pete Davidson
@lohanisgod
popcultureangel
1 year
brenda song and trace cyrus at a 7-eleven, 2013
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
I don’t care if this is corny but I just dropped into a medium sized bowl for the first time after slamming a million times and I cried bc I was so happy. Skateboarding makes me feel so fulfilled and I love it so much.
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
And of course Spy :)
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
You already knoooow I’m mobbin’!!
@symmetricole
Jap of all trades
2 years
These will be our final East Coast shows. Tickets go up on Wednesday. Link coming soon 🧨
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Rocks are just tiny islands
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Someone just pulled up to me in traffic rolled down the window and told me to “get off my phone” it wasn’t a phone I was holding IT WAS A FUCKEN RICE KRISPY TREAT OH MY GOSH 😂
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
My cat used to play with the cat next door - she moved so he’s been crying in the window every night waiting for her to come back
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO PLEASE NOT THIS AGAIN IM NOT STRONG ENOUGH I WANT TO MAKE FUN OF THIS SO MUCH PLEASE STOP IM DYING IN MY RED LACED DOCS AS WE SPEAK
@ginnandsonic
Ginnandsonic.🌌.social🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (hiatus)
2 years
hellloooo young punks. do NOT lace your docs in red. doc martens themselves won't even sell red laces, so don't do it. why? red laces are a n*zi dogwhistle, and you'll get the shit kicked out of you. rightfully.
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
1 year
Hey I made this zine about love, friend love, self love. It has comics and poems and journal entries. If you want one that’d be sick just DM me. Thanks.
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
1 year
Today was my first day on the job doing graphic design for social media and BOY this ain’t no joke I felt so stupid compared to these kids that did it for college but I mean I got job without it so I must be fine lol
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
3 years
@urmomlolroasted @prawnsgonewild You got railed to Undone?! That is fucking insane. I respect that so much.
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
4 years
THEY CAAAAAAAAME!!! So excited. Thank you suh muuuuush XOXO @thisisdanbell #ADR
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Ferdie is a brat but I luv him anyways
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Who is gonna eat the 1lb mozzarella stick with me 😔✋😩🤚
@TSMoney69
the FinDom Tower
2 years
I have ordered the 1lb Mozzarella Stick
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Homie got the Eustace 1’s on 😭
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@ssyriek
JEHOVAH’S FLYEST WITNESS©
2 years
pleated up w/ ‘ciaga
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Ayo got an extra ticket to turnstile…who wants to come with me???
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Okay super small accomplishment but I landed a three stair today and I’m literally so proud of myself dude I always bail but today I did not 🥲
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Titties out ✅ Lashes on ✅ Nail polish chipped ✅
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Green era is my favorite 🦖🐸🐢💚🍀
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
1 year
Shoutout to my deadbeat dad (love him tho) who took me to shows and raised me on hardcore and punk bc this shit is so fun
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
9 months
🤎💛🤍
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Fuck it I’m going to get a degree in art and there’s nothing my parents can do about it! 🏃‍♀️💨 English major was fun but she had her time
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
4 months
My bf just sent me money as an apology for picking a silly lil fight with me…W‼️
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
1 year
This took me too long to make 😂
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Scribbled this at work one day :p
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
9 months
How are y’all getting by? Like fr. How is everyone surviving? Shit is so expensive. I can’t go outside with out spending $50
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
I love my life. I love my friends. I love everything right now. Someone just gave me earrings. I had tea. I’m gonna skate and listen to black metal. 10/10 day so far.
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Shirt of the day
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Takis sunflower seeds SMACK
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
If your partner don’t go down on you, I’m calling you the headless horseman
@200_shies
SHIES
2 years
If she don’t give head sorry that’s a hard dub
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
1 year
Air fryer is hands down my best purchase
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
10 months
What was I thinking poppin my pussy like that at the club!? What came over me!? ✋😩 I had my hands on the MFKN FLOOR! 🤣 it was serious
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
1 year
This is your sign to clean your car I promise you it will make you feel like a new person lol
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
8 months
I applied for a new/better job, manifesting I get it. ✨🔮
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
1 year
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@indefenseofska
In Defense of Ska
1 year
Have you heard this classic 2010s San Jose punk record? We talked about it with @Scowl40831 bassist Bailey Lupo. A brilliant collection of aggressive songs. Intricate guitar work, math rock elements, passionate emotive vocals. (Link to our interview with Bailey in bio)
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@jazelllle
Jazelle
2 years
Happy Valentine’s Day! I love all of u ♥️
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