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@symmetricole

5 years

San Jose minimum wage: $15 $31,200 per year based on a 40hr week $2,600 a month Average one bedroom apartment: $2,000 Qualifications: Must earn 3x monthly rent amount ($6,000) You’d have to make $34/hr to meet the minimum qualifications That’s it. That’s the whole tweet.

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2 years

Me becoming a silly goose after drinking half of a beer

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Hardcore girl: h- Hardcore guy: I mean, 6 and a half hours isn’t THAT FAR. Plus, I want to meet you and you’re worth the drive :) hehe

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5 years

To the people saying, “just get two jobs”: What kind of life is that? Let me guess, your next suggestion is, “If you don’t like it, just leave!”. It’s not exactly easy to just up and leave the place you grew up. I have roots here.

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5 years

To think that we should say, “I’ll just have two jobs and six roommates. It’s what I gotta do to live here!” is ridiculous. This kind of market and that lifestyle should not be normalized. People who grew up here belong here and should not be pushed out by rich transplants.

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1 year

When I’m at a hardcore gig and hear the teenager behind me say, “this is my first show”

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6 months

No music videos, no social media, no manager, recorded our album live, announced releases the day of, made our own merch, never did a tour over 10 days long, and never played outside of the US. This might be flexing, but I don’t care. I’m hella proud of what we did.

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5 years

It’s not even the wages that are the problem. It’s housing. You have people coming here with CASH buying up homes, driving up the prices, causing bidding wars and then renting those houses out to the lower and middle class.

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6 years

I paid $8 at the door like everyone else

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5 years

Hardcore girls rolling up to shows with their fake freckles

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5 years

Even if I could qualify for a home, I would almost certainly get outbid by a cash buyer. The rich are treating San Jose like a casino where they can bet their money and further benefit themselves financially.

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1 year

freaky passing

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1 year

quote this with your best tweet

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4 years

When Gulch tours again and we’re in your city, I want you to point out anyone who is at the show who has flipped Gulch merch for a ton of money and we will beat their ass in the street.

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5 years

Okay two more things since people won’t stop attacking me. 1) I calculated the wages like this. $15/hr x 40hr/week x 4.3 weeks in a month = $2,580 (rounded up to $2,600). I did not factor in tax 2) I do not work a minimum wage job. I run a screen printing shop.

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1 year

It may be all Love Connection, Grammy noms, and plushies now, but lemme tell you that people were getting straight slept to this shit when Turnstile played the west coast for the first time.

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1 year

Turnstile's crucial 'Step 2 Rhythm' came out 10 years ago this week. We recently looked back on it:

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4 years

When the “you a rocker foo?” becomes the rocker foo.

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2 years

24 hour preorder. Go crazy.

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2 years

Yeah, I listen to classic rock

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2 years

Gulch is going to be in a movie portraying an 80’s hardcore band and the production company need extras to play audience members. Details soon to come. Real moshers only. Bystanders need not apply.

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2 years

30 and still going to shows? Bruh I’m a sceneior citizen 😞

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2 years

Amazing portrait (not my photo) of a perfect healthy young woman who was exposed to the Omicron BA.5 variant. She should be out having the summer of her life, but is now fighting for her life in a hospital bed. No prior conditions. Vaccinated and boosted. No one is immune.

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4 years

The US will help countless countries overthrow their governments, but the second we Americans show any kind of discontent with our own government, we’re terrorists.

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11 months

You guys talked me into it

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11 months

Give me one reason why I shouldn’t buy a 1985 Camry with 70,000 miles on it right now

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3 years

If you ate this growing up you were poor as fuck

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2 years

Please don’t say “DAAAMMMMNN” when you hear the price

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2 years

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2 years

Brain Dead will be releasing this online tomorrow at 10am PST and before you say anything… Anyone who is upset that Brain Dead is releasing this online, please check yourself. YOU CHOSE to come to a hardcore MUSIC fest and stand in line for CLOTHES instead of watching bands.

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5 years

Straight from the government site:

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3 years

Please read

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3 years

If this gets 2,000 likes we’ll play it on the 19th

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3 years

To all my straight edge friends: I don’t know how the fuck you do that. Respect.

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1 year

Just tested positive for Covid for the first time ever. Hella stressing me out. Can’t wait to go to the show tonight and forget about all this.

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2 years

I’m 30 years old. The only thing I’m fighting at a show is the urge to go home and watch HBO.

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2 years

Bro, what if? Lol

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11 months

What if Gulch came back for one show, got on stage, said “It’s pronounced Julch.” then just dipped?

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2 years

I was today years old when I found out that these are the lyrics

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4 years

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4 years

These are 3 emails from the same person in the last 24 hours.

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4 years

We’ve done well selling merch, so we decided to become a band and make music too! Debut LP out this Friday on Closed Casket Activities.

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4 years

This is where my hate for cops all started

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4 years

You’re a true 90s baby if you know this movie

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4 years

Tom Hanks survived four years on an island with nothing but coconuts, a volleyball, and an ice skate. I’m pretty sure he can handle the Coronavirus:

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4 years

Can’t wait to be in Florida next weekend. FYA exclusive.

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2 years

12 years of playing in bands together. The end of a very long and beautiful chapter in my life. Thank you to @sound_and_fury for making this weekend so special.

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4 years

People whining about missing shows still won’t watch the opening bands when this shit re open

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2 years

Can confirm the grape flavor feels better

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3 years

Released one year ago today. Stoked to hit some other states in 2022

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3 years

Dates and cities will be revealed as the shows get announced. Ready to rock with my best friends a few more times 🖤

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2 years

@Highway_30 If I can’t listen to Speed in Heaven then send me straight to Hell

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2 years

“Gulch lied about breaking up.” No… we’re breaking up exactly like we said we would and literally mapped out every final show on a flyer for the world to see. No one knows how to read the assignment smh

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1 year

If Carhartt is work wear, what is unemployed wear?

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6 years

“Big dick energy”, “small dick energy”. I’m out here just tryna have enough energy to stay up past 9:30.

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2 years

No words. Just thankfulness. Come say goodbye. Tickets:

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3 years

2021 is popping off real quick

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4 years

Gulch will never do a live stream. I’m sorry, but if there’s no one shirtless, drooling, crawling on the ground, and getting whipped with belts while we’re playing, then we ain’t playing.

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2 years

Gulch is dropping a cover song tonight at 9:00 pst. Recorded it last year and I’m stoked to finally have everyone hear it. Monkey Gone To Heaven. RIP.

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2 years

Now streaming. Very sick to have my wife on a Gulch track 🦍🦍🦍

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1 year

Crazy how no one will ever hear this

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3 years

It’s time

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2 years

Members of Speed, Doomsday, Hands of God, Field of Flames, Primitive Blast, Big Boy, Extinguish, Dead Heat, Forced To Suffer, and Gulch. Asian hardcore pride babyyyyyyyy

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2 years

Credentials for drummers ✅ Hits Hard ✅ Keeps Time ✅ Can do double kick ✅ 260 BPM blast beats ✅ Has gear ✅ 3 years experience minimum Credentials for bass players ✅ Friend

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1 year

The hc community isn’t considering that attending a show isn’t necessarily comfortable. For example, I need to be the center of attention at all times. At shows, people are typically watching the band and paying no attention to me. It causes me stress and that’s why I can’t go.

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4 years

This is what I get for letting Christian have the login info

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5 years

We were on some real psycho shit last night

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4 years

These are the headphones you gotta use if you wanna understand Cocteau Twins’ lyrics

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2 years

Singer of Sunami ain’t so tough. Dude is just posted up with a full ass merch table. Can’t sell shit. Even his homies don’t wanna kick it with him 🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

Last Gulch show. Where the hoes at?? I just want to know where to stay away from.

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4 years

Fuck it. If you want one, just fuckin buy it. You have 24 hours.

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4 years

I used to track Gulch in the most shot settings. I once tracked Elliot’s vocals in a 2003 Subaru Forester. We’ve come a long way since then. Last night, I tracked his vocals in a 2013 Mazda 3.

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2 years

Cash only for Gulch merch in Chicago. Tired of y’all with your “oh, the signal is bad” “I forgot my login” “I have to connect my bank” ass. YOU’RE HOLDING UP THE FUCKIN LINE AND I’M TRYING TO SELL OUT OF SHIT SO I CAN GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 years

East coast at the end of the month. Design by Seb Elbourne

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6 years

My wife is a 3rd grade teacher. A student asked, “Why is our government allowing Trump to build the wall?” A white student said, very innocently and matter of fact, “Because Mexicans want to come here to kill white people.” Stop poisoning your child’s mind with your racism.

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4 years

Say what you want about Amazon, but their generosity astounds me. Between 2005 and now they’ve donated $183,000,000 to charity. That’s 0.03788% of their total profits. Literal saints.

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4 years

12.5” x 19” hand printed posters for Gulch. Each design on the front is a visual representation of the lyrical content for each track. Hand numbered out of 100. Coming soon. Everyone should read these lyrics. Elliot is a damn poet fr fr

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10 months

I don’t really see an issue with this…? Tik Tok hardcore kids literally being kept out by a gate. No more internet gatekeeping. This is the level we need to be on.

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10 months

All the people that learned about hardcore through tik tok came out to the rumble 🧐

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4 years

I’ll be posting a link where you can buy these at 7:00 tonight

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3 years

Can I get a yeehaw?

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3 years

Should have smoked that shit. Now I’m running Sunami Security at the RBS show.

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2 years

19 year old me wouldn’t believe this this happening. Cannot wait to play this fest 🫦

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3 years

New heads could never understand

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2 years

You were the most popular kid on the block if you had this shit

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4 years

I know it’s corny, but this shit means a lot to me.

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4 years

😞

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4 years

Unsilent Death by Nails is their debut LP and it was 14 minutes long. Just putting that out there.

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5 years

When I said “average” apartment, I meant “regular”. I’m not speaking statistically. If you want to know what the actual average apartment costs, look at this info

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2 years

Am I the only one who is raw dawgin it though tattoos? Never used numbing cream. Is that the standard now or something?

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9 months

Idk why but this is fucking hilarious to me

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3 years

Dudes who wore this in high school ALWAYS had that reggie on em

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3 years

Both of these dropped this week. Guess great minds think alike.

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1 year

Thank god r/hardcore is back up. I’m going to the Sunami show tomorrow and I need to make a post asking about moshing etiquette and lace code. Almost had to go into that shit blindly!

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5 years

The airline I’m flying with today doesn’t have vegan snacks, so I’m bringing my own.

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4 years

Holy shit lmao shout out to The Ritz.

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2 years

No band will ever riff like this again

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4 years

I already have a bunch of emails asking about when the Sanrio hoodies will arrive. Here’s a bit of info: I’m not fucking Amazon. I don’t have a team of 10,000 employees shipping out orders 24/7. Learn some patience.

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3 years

Out of 50. Come to the pop up on Saturday if you’re trying to get one.

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4 years

Ready to fuckin rock in Texas.

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