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J. Escobedo Shepherd

@jawnita

8 years

THIS SHIT IS NOT REGULAR!

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J. Escobedo Shepherd

@jawnita

2 years

rihanna's friends guessing she was pregnant because she stopped smoking weed is sending me

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it's been days and i cannot get over the pure poetry of the line suck my dick and choke on it i yield my time fuck you

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"The cancel culture only allows one side to talk," says Jim Jordan, while talking

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Sean Spicer on the Emmys is the Fallon patting Trump's head of the Emmys

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they're showing KORNACKI CAM during the commercials like he is a rare eagle about to give birth

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5 years

imagine you're dolly parton and ryan fucking seacrest tells you to "keep it up"

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6 years

i am a reg reader of babe dot net but this was no bueno and i wrote about it

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4 years

could also be suck my dick and choke on it i yield my time fuck you

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7 years

tfw you already won

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6 years

Uma deserved better than Maureen Dowd

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Rihanna Recalls Keeping Her Pregnancy a Secret From Her Friends - E! Online

In an exclusive interview with E! News, the star recalled keeping her friends in the dark about her pregnancy and revealed her initial reaction to finding out she's expecting her first child.

www.eonline.com

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2 years

well... here's eric adams

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1 year

Buccal fat removal got everyone out here looking like Abe Lincoln

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@jawnita

6 years

fuck all these fucking assholes, and how DARE you not immediately come to the defense of the divine jessica walter

A Big Fuck Off to the Men of Arrested Development

Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

www.jezebel.com

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J. Escobedo Shepherd

@jawnita

6 years

literally any woman MTA conductor

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7 years

Name a bitch badder than Taylor Swift 😍😛😤

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5 years

The whole next ep should just be Arya fuckin and drinkin to prove a point

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@jawnita

6 years

do all my skin care addicts wanna hear a thing that happened to me recently that is a NIGHTMARE and i can't stop thinking about it

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8 years

the irony of french cities banning the burkini to "stop women's oppression" and then french cops forcibly stripping a woman wearing one

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4 years

So all of them

Bernie Sanders

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Every police department violating people's civil rights must be stripped of federal funding.

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6 years

when will we be believed

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7 years

The women from Flint told me they came to remind America they still don't have clean water #DC

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4 years

@AspyHC @MaraWilson

Tag Yourself: Which of These Incredible LAPD Disses Are You?

Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

www.jezebel.com

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6 years

I CAN STILL SEE IT SQUIRTING OUT IN SLOW MOTION. I CLEARLY SCREAMED

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2 years

Hello, I have written about Beyoncé's new album

Beyoncé: Renaissance

Read Julianne Escobedo Shepherd’s review of the album.

pitchfork.com

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@jawnita

6 years

hello, i have a new job as editor in chief of jezebel and also wrote a profile of lizzi bougatsos, nyc queen

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@jawnita

6 years

we are witnessing a WW sell out our entire democracy right now

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7 years

Meryl's the first person of Awards season to actually tell it what time it is, INCLUDING at the Latin Grammys.

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3 years

rare look at unpublished jezebel drafts

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4 years

if you haven't read it yet, a really important piece by @VerySmartBros

If You're Happy President Trump Tested Positive for COVID-19, You're Just as Bad as He Is

Regardless of my feelings about his politics, Donald Trump is a human first. A husband. A father. An uncle. An American. And today I am deeply saddened by the news that both he and his wife, Melania,...

www.theroot.com

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@jawnita

6 years

like "DOG WHAT U DOING" and he's like "i like to put it on my neck and hands" and i'm like ahhhhhhhhh and the psycho theme song is playing in my mind

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@jawnita

5 years

can we just talk about how on desus & mero last week bernie sanders said he liked watching old movies in his spare time and @desusnice goes "what, like belly?" 💀

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@jawnita

6 years

"journalists" and "critics" perpetually posting cheesing photos of themselves with their famous subjects need to get new jobs in PR

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@jawnita

7 years

Hope DeVos is ready to be bothered by extremely loud protesters with every step

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6 years

THAT'S ALL!!!! IM STILL HAUNTED BY THIS SHIT

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6 years

good-bye, evil felicity

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@jawnita

7 years

Happy equal pay day remember black women and Latinas still don't make close to what white women make

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@jawnita

3 years

Welp! I'm leaving Jezebel to write a book for @PenguinBooks (A HUGE HONOR) and work on other projects. It was a tough and emotional decision and I am ride or die Jez 4 Life and miss working with the geniuses, but I'm writing a book! More soon...

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Jezebel EIC @jawnita leaving to write a book

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@jawnita

6 years

and then last week in the morning he's getting ready and i see him pull out the drunk elephant c-serum and douse THREE HUGE PUMPS INTO HIS HAND

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J. Escobedo Shepherd

@jawnita

4 years

Please read this piece by new Jezebel writer Bernard Sanders

The Fight For Reproductive Freedom Is Happening Right Now

Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

www.jezebel.com

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8 years

america is racist. america is sexist.

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4 years

i can't stop thinking about this instantly iconic tweet

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@jawnita

6 years

@DylanByers As penance for this terrible take u should give your job to a woman who left journalism in her early 20s after being sexually harassed

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@jawnita

7 years

marco rubio, national fuckboy

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@jawnita

5 years

This is the best promo I have ever received in my life @SHODesusAndMero

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@jawnita

6 years

BRETT is FURIOUS that his GOD GIVEN RIGHT to SIT on the SUPREME COURT is being SABOTAGED by this EVIL WOMAN

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J. Escobedo Shepherd

@jawnita

6 years

cardi's booker needs to say a firm NO to every talk show host that's not desus and mero, for the love of god

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@jawnita

5 years

i stan @IndyaMoore

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@jawnita

2 years

would love to know how the "gen x voting bloc" polls are affected by how many gen x black and latine people are ineligible to vote via the terrible social policies during the '70s, '80s and '90s

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3 years

If New Radicals guy doesn’t wear the bucket hat to the inaug i stg

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@jawnita

4 years

Toyin Salau would have been 20 today. Please read this devastating report into how her friends and activists in Tallahassee were forced to do the work when no one else seemed to care

The Short Life of Toyin Salau and a Legacy Still at Work

Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

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@jawnita

7 years

you guys know that all the journalists who worked at gawker didn't just like, die, right?

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@jawnita

6 years

HI I DID A THING! WHEW English: Español:

Cover Story: Bad Bunny (En Español)

La vida en Puerto Rico de una estrella de trap latino refrescantemente raro. — This is the Spanish language version of Bad Bunny's FADER cover story.

www.thefader.com

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@jawnita

5 years

idk what the genius youth hunter harris did for tweet suspension but if it's being horny about movies isn't that literally the last 100 years of male gaze film crit

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@jawnita

6 years

Someone pls design a bag that can hold a laptop that still looks cool when u have to go to “the club” directly after work, 9-5 thots need u

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@jawnita

7 years

Inspired by NPR, we made a list too :)

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4 years

privilege is being a lazy "thinker" and a demonstrably piss-poor writer and trending for the better part of a day because you had a tantrum

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8 years

this is how i, too, hope to celebrate my many future divorces

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@jawnita

7 years

is the thing we made her do "vote for trump"

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@jawnita

6 years

PRINCE HATED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND HE IS DEAD SO CANNOT OBJECT TO THIS ACTUAL KIDNAPPING

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@jawnita

6 years

do u ever think about keto-diet vinny on jersey shore wasted and clawing the pepperoni and cheese off a slice of pizza and shoving it in his face

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J. Escobedo Shepherd

@jawnita

4 years

She wasn’t my candidate but it’s utter bullshit that Harris is out and fucking Pete and Bloomberg are still alive. I hate this party

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@jawnita

8 years

Also never trust anyone whose core value is getting famous

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6 years

Why is this written like a dishy celebrity profile

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6 years

i was like dog... are u using my skin care shit and he was like "yeah" and i was like okay that shit is HELLA expensive so please use it incredibly sparingly

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J. Escobedo Shepherd

@jawnita

4 years

my landlord buried a cat in our backyard and marked it with a GIANT marble human-sized headstone that says "AT REST"

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@jawnita

7 years

A process piece about how Jezebel/Gawker chased the Louis CK story for two years, while people berated us for it

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@jawnita

4 years

if you missed it, @andrwwang interviewed "suck my dick and joke on it i yield my time fuck you" guy aka a call-in hero

An Interview With the Man Who Told the LAPD, 'Suck My Dick and Choke On it, I Yield My Time, Fuck...

Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

www.jezebel.com

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@jawnita

7 years

lol dead taylor can't dance either

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@jawnita

6 years

EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME

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@jawnita

6 years

shout to all the women who came forward about this, and know that every media company trading on "cool" in the 2000s had this same problem

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@jawnita

3 years

@yosoymichael yes but also counterpoint

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7 years

utterly villainous retaliation by a billionaire against workers demanding basic rights

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6 years

but OKAY i did a thing cause i felt a WAY :)

As a Wyoming Native, Kanye's Wyoming Merch Is the Most Deeply Annoying Thing I Can Possibly Conjure

Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

www.jezebel.com

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@jawnita

6 years

and so i also notice that some other days he's smelling like drunk elephant c-serum which is also cool because i'm tryna help him at this point and i remind him it's hella expensive & he promises he's using just a little bit

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@jawnita

3 years

so annoyed that i have to remember a third rate music writer because they've gone extremist

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@jawnita

4 years

congrats to all the "liberal" "thought leaders" for injecting their c4nc3l cultur3 message straight to the RNC's veins, you did it

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bourdain unabashedly supportive when his partner came forward about harvey weinstein and continually a male voice in support of #metoo

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6 years

crazy that the best rappers alive are beyonce and rihanna

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8 years

@BritishVogue everyone

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@jawnita

4 years

i want to cry just thinking about a future with a president that doesn't spew racism, hate, and narcissism in every speech. biden needs to appoint a cabinet head of national therapy for the trauma of the past 4 years man

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6 years

the most mexican oscars of all time

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5 years

DID EMMA STONE JUST SCREAM "IM SORRY" FOR ALOHA THO

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4 years

one thing they don't tell you about the telfar bag is that you can fit 2 bottles of wine, 6 cans of cat food, a wallet, a book, a laptop, and a seltzer in the medium, with room to spare

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6 years

reminder that tom petty was an unknown aspiring rock dude until a woman--stevie nicks--generously allowed him to duet with her

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10 years

this Minaj feature is THE MOST. styling is amazing, story is great http://t.co/7BZD4A41WJ

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4 years

shout out to drugs

Drugs, Drugs, DRUGS!!!!

Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

www.jezebel.com

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@jawnita

5 years

one thing i learned from reading music writing in 2018 is how many ppl think spain is latin america

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6 years

the dunkirk score is one of the most incredible things i have ever heard hans zimmer was robbed

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7 years

I wrote about Selena, J. Lo, subverting racialized sexuality, and (kind of) ass as a site of intra-Latinx unity

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6 years

Shout to anyone too scared to publicly name their harassers/abusers. Know there's so much love for u, and belief, and implicit understanding

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5 years

someone should have worn head to toe ed hardy to this shit

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@jawnita

4 years

Maybe we should take advantage of the cheap flights to fly to South Korea to get tested for the virus

Mike Baker

@ByMikeBaker

4 years

EXCLUSIVE: For weeks, thousands of flu samples sat in Seattle as researchers sought to test and flag them for coronavirus. The C.D.C. wouldn’t allow it. When testing did happen, it was too late. The virus was upon us. w/ @sherifink

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tyler and lil nas x's performances were brilliant and a glimpse of what the whole grammys could be if it weren't so dictated by and obsessed with institutionalized mediocrity aka $$$

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2 years

i'm about 80 percent recovered from omarion, which brought with it cool new experiences like "shivering so hard i barfed" and the b-side, "puking gatorade on my laptop"

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7 years

Can u believe Congress impeached a President for lying about sex lmao

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8 years

. @joannarothkopf & @ellieshechet 's undercover nite at a young republicans party made me cry laughing. SO GOOD

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7 years

raindrop drop top i am so scared

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@jawnita

5 years

i just want everyone to know that someone came INTO my office, STOLE my good chair, and replaced it with a BROKEN one. no one is admitting to their thievery, so i shall soon review security footage because this shit is flagrant. WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED!!!!!!!!

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5 years

My big idea and hope is Gendry doing blacksmith shit to “Pony”

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